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Christopher's Accidental DEA Work - • Rolling through the WR...
Christopher (IG@: christophermichaelsart) tells a story of the type of people you meet in Athens, GA. Check out his new channel here: / christophermichaels . See his art at: christophermichaelsart
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@604116 4 года назад

Now really, who else would be better at shaft service?

@gyula6516 4 года назад

Lol

@badandy102 4 года назад

She won't give you the shaft, she'll want you to give her the shaft. Unlike a dishonest mechanic.

@hue008x 4 года назад

Or universal joints.

@NeverMetTheGuy 4 года назад

@@hue008x - I'd expect the drug dealers to be better with a multitude of joints though...

@tasteless7795 4 года назад

Damn it, I was gonna say that

@matthewmclaughlin9425 4 года назад

Me: *Reads the title* My Brain: Damn I didnt know kimmy was a mechanic too.

@t5tuned705 4 года назад

Hahah XD

@oilandsmoke386 4 года назад

We both have different mind set I thought she “helped” him out

@unfortunately_fortunate2000 4 года назад

Matthew Mclaughlin honestly I thought it was another Kimmy story, too! 😂

@ericp4573 4 года назад

Hey watch your god damn mouth, Kimi was a stripper, not a prostitute

@whatsthedilly3086 4 года назад

Lewd negotiator ;)

@thewanderingalbatross1061 4 года назад

He said she was a sole proprietor with city miles haha this guy's a classic.

@guidoluzzi66 2 года назад

City miles. That’s such a great line. I use it myself

@EdBolian 4 года назад

RU-vid told me that our videos would do better if we had more titles with the words "scam" or "prostitute" in them. Ask and you shall receive RU-vid...ask and you shall receive.

@LouisSubearth 4 года назад

That also sounds like RU-vid is playing the undercover cop trying to buy weed.

@JK-js2td 4 года назад

Go figure, Ed! Its what the world runs on....scams and sex!

@NitroBex 4 года назад

We only need 10 more prostitute stories then we can have the “VINwiki calendar- prostitute swimsuit edition” - #BestMerchEver

@JJDSTREAMS 4 года назад

Bahhhaaaa that's horrible love the channel just found it y'alls story's are great awesome cars.

@markfromtexas9810 4 года назад

dEmOnItIzEd

@Simon-oy7kf 4 года назад

Parents: "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" Kid: "I want to be a Jedi" *Becomes homeless Jedi*

@ae86hachi 4 года назад

I really am dying to know how the guy earned that nickname

@Mr_Roboto 4 года назад

@@ae86hachi Step one - Don't have a home Step two - Use the force

@mrfaade304 4 года назад

Sam Use the force Luke*

@Snow_Cat707 4 года назад

@@ae86hachi probably some homeless guy walking around everywhere with one of those toy lightsabers 😂

@christopher3848 4 года назад

Hi eight-six, Christopher here. Homeless Jedi was known as such because he was young guy who wore a brown hooded robe that gave him the look of a Jedi.

@larrylentini5688 4 года назад

"Those were city miles..." heh

@NIAtoolkit 4 года назад

There's a homeless Jedi in every city

@lancairw867 4 года назад

NIAtoolkit or a Street Jesus type 😆

@DumbledoreMcCracken 4 года назад

Every Jedi is homeless. It is the way. Why would they have a home?

@businessmail4929 4 года назад

@@DumbledoreMcCracken home is where family is *alabama intensifies*

@darkdays8004 4 года назад

@@businessmail4929 no, home is where you make it. Everybody know that.

@lancairw867 4 года назад

Dark Days but did you know you can save $ by switching to Geico ? 😆

@AmericanStig-3 4 года назад

How the hell was this NOT a Rabbit story?

@adamward566 4 года назад

or kimmy

@CodyUnderstorms 4 года назад

Because, Rabbit would have serviced miss diamond, had himself a cigarette and called a tow truck.

@mayorb 4 года назад

Same

@ryanwax3351 4 года назад

@@CodyUnderstorms strong response!

@thereal2scummy636 4 года назад

Rabbit would have got her to drain his oil while he strapped the shaft up

@michaelhowell2326 4 года назад

I'm digging this dudes tales. He definitely top 5 episode hosts.

@afrosheenix 4 года назад

Yeah his teenage truck shenaigans story is familiar to a lot of us in middle America. Maybe not the crazy details but getting chased.

@Foghorn77 4 года назад

Definitely! He has a great way of telling a story.

@jjsmith9948 4 года назад

He an absolutely captivating story teller! 😍

@JDMJAMES 4 года назад

Will definitely be waiting for more of his stories!

@blairwilliams136 4 года назад

Absolutely

@Biker_Gremling 4 года назад

Me: Hey Ed! I have a car story for you! Ed: Not interested. Me: It involves a prostitute! Ed: TAKE THE CHAIR!

@drlovejuice9388 4 года назад

"...just destroyed everything.... But, I had some ratchet straps" YES. Always Yes

@izzyplusplusplus1004 4 года назад

Ratchet straps can help in just about any situation.

@flooredford9350 4 года назад

i had to ratchet strap the front axle in place on my 95 f150 after i broke the drivers side radius arm. worked mint

@briandavis7811 4 года назад

The old staple on shaft eh

@supersnot4 4 года назад

We use the hell out of ratchet straps for aircraft disassembly and part-out. They're seriously better than a lot of Boeing/Airbus tooling. Boss: I need you to remove a 747 landing gear set. Me: *gets a couple chainfalls, 5 clevises, 4 choke straps and about 10 ratchet straps.

@NightRavenGSA01 4 года назад

Ratchet straps and a jack-all... The jack-all, of course, is for when you really fuck up and need to knock out a few teeth to make the cover story believable

@alexsanchez8406 4 года назад

This man said civilian clothes I’m dying laughing

@chrisd0427 4 года назад

The way women dress today they need a uniform so you know they ain't just regular hoes.

@VL1975 4 года назад

That's what I'd call them too..

@tomletlow1258 3 года назад

I had a prostitute save my life. I was working out of town in Ventura CA. I was just not feeling well, had a fever and could hardly walk. I told my forman and he just played it off. He told me I was just f 'd up and to figure it out. Late that morning I made my way to the door of my motel room, opened it and looked around pondering my situation. That's when the prostitute walked by. She looked me in the face and said "dude your dying". She called a guy who does "collections" in the area. She told him which hospital to take me to. It turned out that I had MERSA and the infection had gotten into my bloodstream. I spent the next week in the hospital on 24hr IV antibiotics. When I got out my wife picked me up and I called the phone number she gave me before going to the hospital. She had packed up all my stuff and put it in a safe place for me till I got out. My wife was a little uneasy about the situation, but was also thankful.

@LuckyCharms777 6 месяцев назад

Yikes! Mersa will unalive you. Normally people catch it in a hospital so I wonder if you got it from a recent patient or a medical worker. Maybe even caught it from your motel room.

@jamdc2000 4 года назад

Using "I met a prostitute on my way to my ex-wife's working place" on the same sentence sounds sooo so bad...

@napoliansolo7865 2 года назад

I think she may have seen sweet Diamond talking to her going to be ex.

@ifishyoufish8550 4 года назад

"He drove a nissan patrol" shows photo of a 75 series toyota landcruiser

@Shift0To0Drift 4 года назад

It hurts

@bigorsetomatoesauce6403 4 года назад

Hahaha you had one job bucko 🤣 yeah nah shits funny

@sammaskell612 4 года назад

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

@timtrinkle8716 4 года назад

@@bigorsetomatoesauce6403 "Yeah Nah" spoken like a true blue Aussie. Thanks for the home sickness haha

@justinallen9358 3 года назад

Was looking for this comment, I nearly spat my lunch out when I saw the Troopy 🤣.

@speedmayhavebeenafactor9736 4 года назад

With titles like this... I’m clicking.

@twix2756 4 года назад

wo....wouldnt you click anyways??? These comments are stupid.

@expiredtacobelldiablosauce9003 4 года назад

@@twix2756 :now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody Did) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

@megapilot2000 4 года назад

clickbait done right, straight to the point. video is about what the title says. no bs, so many youtubers can learn here, like DDE😂

@mbfishing3807 3 года назад

@@expiredtacobelldiablosauce9003 nice

@ShaneMatthews27 4 года назад

"prostitutes can be roadside assistance" now put that on a shirt

@elweasel2010 4 года назад

Street Walkers always provide roadside assistance for a fee.

@kranze8739 4 года назад

“Helped to fix my driveshaft” ... Yeah..

@questy44 4 года назад

It was flopping all over, fluids leaking...

@kranze8739 4 года назад

qSty- EHEHEHEHEH.

@ldodom 4 года назад

Miss Diamond sounds like a rare soul. May the Spirit of God be with her and protect her.

@andytaylor1588 4 года назад

Amen.

@embracethesuck1041 3 года назад

Jesus had a soft spot for these people. If he could look past their profession so should I. Now tax collectors I may have to work on.

@tj86xj 4 года назад

Is that what we're calling it now? "Roadside assistance". 🤣

@MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад

Yes!

@NewEraFitted89 4 года назад

I wonder if AAA offers this lol

@chrisncars317 4 года назад

“Prostitutes can be great road side assistance” 😂 great line

@apocalypse92ia 4 года назад

Chris Oliveras that needs to be on a t-shirt

@guidoluzzi66 2 года назад

Yes, they’re great at head. I mean using their heads during times of distress

@VINwiki 4 года назад

Automotive assistance can come from some unlikely places!

@mauriciomarianocarneiro 4 года назад

Well when I worked in a shady part of the town I used to park always on the same place. every night leaving work some girls where happily working near my car. Month after month I used to say good night and wish the good worked and they wished me good rest, after some times after company parties I started to provide the with some leftovers that were plenty after come office parties. We never exchanged services but it was somehow warmth to have my car in such company.

@wanilimbe 4 года назад

Mauricio Mariano that shaft was probably reallly warm

@manfredschmalbach9023 3 года назад

@@mauriciomarianocarneiro When I commuted by train for a year I had a parking spot between "roadside assistance" mobile homes near the station - best spot to park savely. Neither the girls nor their pimps did want to have police around, so they looked after parked cars and avoided theft and broken in glass ....

@SethLikesToEat 3 года назад

@@manfredschmalbach9023 Brilliant

@hiteshadhikari 4 года назад

*Reads title* *Wait which site am i using*

@andytaylor1588 4 года назад

Yep. Like a shot of cold urine to the heart, until I realized that I'm working from home.

@joey69d 4 года назад

"those were city miles". This just made it to my repertoire.

@v8tornado 4 года назад

"She's in her civilian dress" - haaahaaaa

@6yjjk 4 года назад

I love how this guy can separate the person from the profession. Wish that more of us would. Ask someone, anyone, "What do you do?" First word out of their mouth will be "I'm". It's ingrained into us.

@carlosandleon 4 года назад

well what Do you do?

@funfun5656 3 года назад

@@carlosandleon He dodges...clearly

@guidoluzzi66 2 года назад

@@funfun5656 if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball! How’d you figure out he plays dodge ball? Diamond was not good at dodging balls. I think that’s safe to say

@funfun5656 2 года назад

@@guidoluzzi66 Correct...Although when it came to dipping and ducking she was the best in town.

@me3333 4 года назад

A lot of people can learn something from this story. Yes it was a cute story, but also heart-warming as well.

@guidoluzzi66 2 года назад

she was looking for a tip or the whole thing best case scenario. My ex fiancée was pissed one night because she thought our waitress was very attractive. She told me not to leave her a tip and I said I’m not. She’s getting the whole thing. Note “Ex” 😂

@me3333 2 года назад

@@guidoluzzi66 If that story is true, you sir are a legend and I solute you!

@jackblix6636 Год назад

@@guidoluzzi66 I always throw someone a 50 when they help me out of a jam and tip generously because I remember a particularly tough year where I was just barely squeezing by financially (college student). I was driving down a pretty deserted road in between towns (no cell service) and came across a family who’s BMW E39 had broken down (busted upper radiator hose). Helped them out with some glue and distilled water that I keep in my emergency kit and they gave me 5 100 dollar bills…was the only reason I was able to make rent that month and I didn’t expect it but I did appreciate it more than anything I can really remember.

@TuddecBMW 4 года назад

“Those were city miles” OMG 😂🤣

@acrvids 4 года назад

Alternate opening: "She was walking down the street holding my wheel chocks." Vinwiki music starts.

@brianferreira4554 4 года назад

Quote of the year!! “Prostitutes can be roadside assistance”

@everythingloud4068 4 года назад

This is how people should be. He seems like a good guy.

@obs_community9517 4 года назад

I got an oreillys ad right when he started saying go go boots best ad placement ever

@geetee2694 4 года назад

So, she gave you a hand. Relieved you out of your predicament.

@blairwilliams136 4 года назад

This guy is a great story teller , love his personality.

@MrMaxyield 4 года назад

This guy is a GREAT storyteller...!! More of him plz...

@5150_Designs 4 года назад

"Those are city miles" Best line ever!

@brads3104 4 года назад

Kimmy 2: Shaft Attack

@arigda52 4 года назад

This is the most Ed story not told by Ed.

@Allocated_Brain 3 года назад

This is the most Rabbit story not told by Rabbit.

@COBHC8890 4 года назад

If this guy came out with a audio book of his stories..I'd buy it in a heartbeat!

@kerryL 4 года назад

7:05 "As you'd say in the used car business, those were _city_ miles." LMAAOOOOOO

@brodyalquist61 4 года назад

3:58 “A known sole proprietor” 😂 killed me

@cjolney 3 года назад

Perhaps soul proprietor? Lol

@OscarWanDaLe 4 года назад

I seriously thought this was a rabbit story

@ElectronicMarine 4 года назад

uhahahahah mee too!!!!

@ZacharyCox 4 года назад

same

@jeffreyreardon7487 4 года назад

Me too

@evalonious 4 года назад

Moral of the story? Just give Prostitutes and Drug Dealers a chance... 😅😂

@jaygill3037 4 года назад

This dude is the amount of chill I aspire to be.

@Brad772006 4 года назад

Me - reads title Some jokes just write themselves.

@imkickinganda 4 года назад

I want to like this comment, but I can't, because you have exactly 69 likes.

@kammer007 4 года назад

One of the nicest stories I’ve heard in a long long time! Really like the way how it was told.

@dlgump 4 года назад

The best part about this story, it shows that no matter what, people are inherintley good

@TickleMePinkGaming 4 года назад

the meanest looking guy is probably the nicest

@thekydman01 4 года назад

Damn man this guy is an amazing storyteller. Please have him on more. Up there with ed, jon, rob, casey and doug. Amazing

@mihan2d 2 года назад

Good grief, I'd happily listen to this guy retelling me every single day of his life!

@80rae 3 года назад

YO the second you mentioned Jazzy J I knew you were a true Athenian. I haven't heard that name in years. This story reminds me so much of old Athens. Everyone is friendly, the drug dealers, sex workers, homeless folk...

@technique275 4 года назад

Great story. Man is hypnotic in the way he tells his tales. Fantastic.

@pauly7667 4 года назад

I was really hoping it was about Kimmy.

@theanomalous1401 4 года назад

One of these days Paul Y. You have to believe that once she fulfills her " contractual obligation " to the great state of Georgia, the notion of a million breathless car fanatics just waiting to see her in all her extra-medium glory, will be hard to resist.

@Grimmes12 4 года назад

I was hoping it was Rabbit the one telling this story

@Gregsheppo66 4 года назад

Paul Y Kimplants in tha butt!

@gravureind.lepage2156 4 года назад

LOL !

@thomassmith5548 4 года назад

@@Grimmes12 or Ed

@brianhoward482 4 года назад

“City miles” love that term 😆

@Vampirebear13 4 года назад

Moral of this story is Rule #1 for Life, ALWAYS BE KIND. Chris has built some credit with the "karma bank" for being a gentleman. :-)

@albertomanzo5334 4 года назад

“Homeless Jedi”...... no sir he is on his journey ave got sent to earth. One of the last ones

@redtorino 4 года назад

Pretty cool story! A little kindness goes a long way.

@randolphcirilo4800 4 года назад

That was great! Loved the "city miles" comment.. Ha ha! This was a great story.. Between the story teller, his story and the jingle jangle of his silver.. This was awesome!

@wrxzboost 4 года назад

this was an awesome story! chris is a legitimately good dude.

@davidtucker3729 3 года назад

what an awesome story and I am glad you got the chance to pay it back to her in a nice way. Thanks for the story

@louisbuckalew3443 4 года назад

This is my new favorite Vin-Wiki-er

@Mods_o_joy 4 года назад

"roadside assistance"

@saadatmani5726 4 года назад

That's the Best video title on this channel Yet.

@bdd1469 4 года назад

Not judging a book by it's cover is a hard thing to do sometimes. From the piercings I would have guessed you may be a musical artist, but never would have thought you would be cool enough to own a diesel scout set up for over landing and rock crawling. Much respect...

@likeaboss882 4 года назад

This was way more wholesome than i expected. Good work

@jeremytitensor3137 4 года назад

I love how polite he was about talking to a prostitute 😂

@napoliansolo7865 2 года назад

In the real south people are very polite.

@GLHS592 4 года назад

“Civilian clothes” cracked me up. This guy rivals Rabbit.

@clintgliford9941 4 года назад

Last time I was this early, Dustin was still on the sidelines! Long live Mischief.

@dizzy_foxx 4 года назад

Always providing the best stories around. Thank you

@phoenixbecker3898 3 года назад

Christopher is my fav story teller so far. y'all are great but this dudes a legend

@bryanvanburg3962 4 года назад

That's a hell of a story and awesome one at that. Keep em coming bro .

@Deckzwabber Год назад

This guy is such a great story teller. I'm sure I could listen for hours, hearing about his trips to the grocery store or the gas station

@iandungan6196 4 года назад

So glad we are getting more stories from Christopher love this guy!

@GarrettsGear 4 года назад

Chris has got to be my new favorite story teller. What a good ol boy :)

@fulumukwevho4744 4 года назад

She was a “Known sole proprietor” 😂😂😂😂

@francescacalderoni2894 4 года назад

"triangulating the driveshaft" my new favorite statement I'm going to use every time I can.

@krusty1027 3 года назад

this guys has the best stories

@NitroBex 4 года назад

We missed the best part of this story... Did diamond have butt implants?

@5710fpilot 4 года назад

Hey I'm a diamond level AAA member too... literally! Lmao! Great message!

@arielhoshana5489 4 года назад

"I had a prostitute give me roadside assistance by helping with my drive shaft"

@briansmith2875 4 года назад

I bet sitting down next to this guy at the bar would be like winning the lottery, dude has the best stories.

@jjsmith9948 4 года назад

Another fantastic episode! He can really tell a story!! More more more!

@saucethebosss 4 года назад

Rabbit is the undisputed GOAT on VinWiki but this newcomer is giving him a run for his money.

@BoyNailPolish 3 года назад

The amount of euphemisms in this is fantastic

@tydondero16 3 года назад

This guy Christopher has the absolute best stories please keep having him on.

@guskipper1194 4 года назад

You know now that you mention it, my drive shaft may need some adjustment.

@abramspearman9046 4 года назад

“Service while you wait”

@tombig4011 4 года назад

Man I'm envious. That is one of my favorite vehicles. The fact that it is a factory diesel makes it stone cold cool.

@bjjsdshepard1 4 года назад

Im glad that yall link the story tellers other stories in the bio

@saintsfan2210 4 года назад

I have to say all of you are such amazing story teller's I feel like I am right next as it happens

@KalRandom 4 года назад

Did you tell your, wife at the time, Dimond was very handy to have help with the caulks.

@TheTmieBandit 3 года назад

I love the respect this man has, he's got a golden soul

@Unknown_Ooh 4 года назад

If I told my girl I got some "roadside assistance" from a prostitute I'd never hear the end of it

@lh32186 4 года назад

“Sketchy side of town heading somewhere” lol

@stripiervirus2863 4 года назад

It finally occurred to me that he looks like earl from my name is earl

@blackrifle556 4 года назад

Not as much as Richard Rawlings

@notyouraveragemechanic7376 3 года назад

Chris is the best! Love all his stories and the way he tells them (IE)mannerisms and vocabulary.

@VituMV 3 года назад

Christopher is the most interesting christian I've ever heard of. His stories always involve drugs, drug dealers, thugs, guns and now prostitutes. What a man.

@j_mars_cars 4 года назад

I love scouts. Awesome to see one with a diesel!

@Grognarthebarb 4 года назад

She helped you with a different kinda shaft then she was use too 😂😂😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

@nightvisiontv1847 4 года назад

“Well baby I’ll be *glad* to help you” “ *thank you* “ Perfect intro.

@wardawgt5896 4 года назад

Dude, I totally agree! I knew once you began speaking that you were a great guy, you have a certain way about you that relaxes folks, Peace ✌️ to you brother, don’t ever change ✌️😎🇺🇸