r/Bestof My INSANE Stalker Tried to Kidnap Me! 

Wish it came with a free trash bin tho

@@audreym3908 throw the entire man away

With dates as well. Op should keep this Justin case if she needs it for evidence

What sexual misconduct? As far as I know it is still legal to have fantasies, no matter how unsettling...

This man wrote about how he jacked it in the office looking at OOP, and how he took a photo of her breasts

For everything else, there's MasterCard? 😂

Oh no, not "priceless". That's readily quantifiable. (I know, you're parodying the credit card commercials, lol). First, he's out a job. He works in a cubicle, so let's assume $45k a year is gone. He's in prison for 3 years. So that's $135,000 right off the bat. He'll need a criminal defense attorney. The whole "If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you"... the threshold for that is like $16k a year, which he clears, so no free lawyer, he's out of pocket on that one, and his defense will conservatively run $20k. Prison isn't free either. You do have to pay for your own upkeep. You come out with a nice big bill that can't be dismissed in bankruptcy. Usually only about $15/day, plus several thousand in surcharges, so somewhere around $18k will be owed when he gets out. Based on my guess about his salary, he likely doesn't own a home, but he'll lose his apartment and any deposit because he likely won't be going to jail exactly at the end of his lease, so he's breaking the lease. His belongings will need to be moved to storage, and that's about $100 a month. We're likely looking at another $15k total for the disruption to his living situation. Assuming he's smart enough not to keep his car while in prison. He'll likely need to sell it to cover his lawyer's fees, and in that salary range he's going to take a loss on that. I can't estimate that but easily a few thousand dollars minimum. When he gets out, his career is over. The only reliable industry for ex-cons these days is in food service or call-center work. He won't get back into a skilled vocation with his criminal history, it'll be some industry that needs bodies on the cheap and has a high turn-over. I don't know how old he is, but let's guess he has 25 years left in his working life. The lost income will be spread out over that time, with fewer raises, less opportunity for promotion, etc. Over his life, this is easily worth another $200,000, and that's assuming he's not in a skilled vocation before these events. It could be much more. So if my first guess at his lost income for his time incarcerated is too low, this levels it out quite a bit. He will likely have court-mandated conditions on his release, including psychiatric visits, that can cost tens of thousands. All said and done, this easily cost him half a million dollars, which is a LOT for a guy who I'm guessing is making less than $50k a year, lol. Financially speaking, there is no such thing as coming back from prison. Your finances are forever fucked, recovery is almost never possible. He'll get out, file bankruptcy, start flipping burgers or answering phones for a living, and probably end up in subsidized housing in the worst neighborhood of a shit city, take the bus and he'll live in poverty until he dies young. And that's the best-case scenario for him. Many in that situation end up homeless. Ask an ex-con, Prison is usually the easy part. At least there they have guaranteed shelter, clothing, food, medical care and an end-date to that specific obstacle. Getting out is when the real punishment starts.

@@Arkryal On the plus side, he'll learn how to make ramen with tap water.

@Arkryal sir this is a wendys

God damn it you beat me to it lol​@@giggle_snort

Rip

I spit my fucking drink dude- F. Just. F. Like ffs I actually feel bad for you-

rip in pepperonis

​@@sirinkaslana3709pepperoni and cheese

o7 Oh, you poor Seed.

Yes, you can tell the dedication having to read a series of stalking journals that actually makes Twilight look good!!

Bro I threw up in my mouth a few times during this

And a lawsuit.

that is incredibly illegal

Wow! I’m shocked that a Karen from HR actually got fired!!! Don’t they usually brag about how much power they have?

@@PaulyDTheKiwi they only have power when they are good pets for the company, this could be a lawsuit for the company, so of course she was fired

Yeah that's wrong in all kinds of ways...

Shakespeare did that in his sonnets, just saying.

@@christiankucera7730how is that relevant?

@@localsupremacist very, because we hail Shakespeare as such a romantic lover and love poem writer but he was probably just as much of a creep as the person in the story because as far as we know not only was Shakespeare married but none of the people he fawned over in his love sonnets reciprocated that love. So by today's standart he would be a stalker and a creep and a sexual predator and whatnot. On the other hand, that guy from the story may become the Shakespeare of our age for people living 500 years later than us. Who knows?!

​​​​@@christiankucera7730There's a difference between glorifying Shakespeare as a person, and recognizing that he was a talented writer. Many people throughout history have done horrible things within their own lives while also accomplishing other great feats that ultimately progressed society. Dr. Seus is a great example of that as well, and I'm sure you could find more names if you wanted to. Anyway, my point is that the stalkerish/creepy behavior isn't justified just because we acknowledge that he was good at what he did: story telling and writing. Two things can be true at once.

@@christiankucera7730lmao no

Thanks, i actually might later today. If so and if i actually find your comment again i will tell you what i think of it

@@lukasf.9586you ever watch that movie?

@@lukasf.9586Well, what did you think of it? XD

I was waiting for this comment! Literally it was all I could think about. Miss sorrow tv but at least it lead to rslash

Yea as soon as I heard "cubicle neighbour" I had flashbacks to like 5 years ago listening to Sorrow I hope Sorrow TV is doing alright

YES SAME HIS VERSION WAS THE FIRST I WATCHED!! lol, man, how has it been 5 year already?

(*clap-clap clap*, clap-clap clap, clap-clap clap...) "look at the puuupies, look at the puuupies, everybody come here and look at the puuuppies, You just saw something traumatizing on the internet" man oh man, what a vid.

GOD I was hoping I wasn't the only one. I still remember the background music that would get more and more distorted as he read on. It was fuckin nuts

That's why they say life is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense, life doesn't and often laughs in the face of sense, anyway. And yeah, I'm a guy, and even if I wasn't bi, I'd be creeped the hell out by this absolute nut-case. The amount of time he was made to spend in incarceration was simply not enough, imo. It's funny how the delusional bigoted species supremacist character I had written in as a creepy mental case would-be rapist as a problem college dorm-mate is TAME by comparison to this Alpha GigaNeckBeard! Just...HOLY SHIT what did I just read/listen to!? O.O

What is the story? And is there a way we can read it?

Fiction has to be believable. Reality is not so limited.

This story can still be fake. We hope at least.

Any horror story gets 100x scarier when a situation like that happens in real life.

Parkour!

I think the crazed Jojo style manic laughter really sold it, lol.

maybe the post itself?

RSlash might need to go on another vacation if he has to cover another story like this. He'll need it to recover from all the sheer insanity of this as well as having to power through it.

It sounded like a villain laugh and it threw me for a LOOP every time

Really? I absolutly hate it 😅 changes in volume like that really cuts into my ears. Same with is random yelling and ranting. I'm just here for the reddit stuff, not the Daphne stuff 😂

@@SuperKetscherthen there is reddit ai yourubers. Simple as that. We watch for rslash. That includes dabnys weird ass lol we all live him for it

They felt like they got crazier as the video went along 😂

That creeper wasn't ever anything but a dangerous freak from Day 1.

When the "Why? How could you do this?" entry came up, I thought OP of the story got engaged and was wearing a ring and talking to co-workers about it. The craziest part of this story in my opinion is the HR and complete lack of judgement. But maybe it was a blessing in disguise as OP was in a different city and that guy was delusional enough to camp outside her place for days. But that part was just lucky, very lucky. Could have been far worse.

This guy could write a novel that would make even the author of Fifty Shades of Grey's skin crawl.

I remember it from SorrowTV’s narration

@@FreedomHero4 Yeah, I was like "huh a cubical neighber stalker, kinda like sorrow tvs" and then I saw the image of the journal and I was like OH GOD SORROW TVS ULTIMATE NICE GUY.

The amount of times he said "my love" and "my sweet" made me want to cringe to death, holy hell.

"your sweet flower" 🤮🤮🤮

I watch horror movies that are less creepy

The fact that she had no idea was just chilling.

Well, he's serving time, and I imagine his job won't be waiting for him when he comes back!

@@bonniehalf-elven I also hope he gets blasklisted and yes, this guy needs to be put into a mental home.

Protective orders don’t work with people like this. It will just piss him off and make him “try harder”.

Plus have a come 2 Jesus meeting like 4 real

@@Mistfall254nah, he needs to MEET jesus.

"Oh my god i dont wanna read this sentence" -rslash later in the video

While putting an ankle chain on you. Double the yikes

What a handyman! Homemade gifts are so romantic

Ugh your comment reminded me of the case of Katie Beers, where the kidnapper built a full dungeon to trap a little girl

@@DianaWanMa I am remind of Elizabeth Fritzl… but that was her own father who that to her and their kids (yes, their. Barf bags are right in front)

Mine too, as it goes crazier and crazier as time went on... This is so crazy ,but Dabney makes it hilarious 😂😂

I started doing the laugh with him when I saw the "hahaha" on the screen 😂

Completely with you there, guys. This, and Dabney just struggling to get through it because it is so messed up, it gives it that rslash spice we love so much

He did mention that sometimes the stories like these makes him nervous, causing him to laugh

I wanted to jump out of my skin from the cringe and then wash the skin suit repeatedly… Some bleach in from one ear and out the other might also help to forget this monster.

Same. It’s my favorite!

What the hr person did is seriously illegal but in a way it made op aware she had this delusional co-worker stalking her.

And all the more scarier because she just had no idea.

I haven't and am not going to make it past 10. I'm out.

Bitch, listening to the first *two minutes* is uncomfortable. 💀

I'm only 9 minutes in, and have audibly said "What the fuck?" three times!

omg sorrow tv........ I miss him so much tbh

Hell yeah brother! I freaking love Sorrow Tv.

I remember that!! I miss SorrowTV

Another Sorrow TV watcher!

I watched this one a month ago. Loved the puppies at the end

That's a HIPPA violation because everything about an employee is protected information. Same thing as with medical records.

I'm making the 'What the Fuck?' from Veep the whole way through.

I really enjoyed the first two seasons but stopped watching during the third. It had some good parts but the whole affair plot was just uninteresting to me and Love's affair with the neighbour boy was just so uncomfortable. Do the later seasons get any better?

i was looking for this comment

@@TheBrokenRobot I watched it through so far and I liked it.. But I'm a big fan of horror-trash-movies (Like Zombiber, Cocain Bear, Chucky & stuff like that) and the seasons of "You" just get more and more unhinged, so I'm probably not a good source to rely on lmao

Is your spine okay? :(

Wanna bet he unloads all the crazy stories he reads to his wife? I bet this one was told to her after recording

Honestly I think he needs to go to a mental hospital, he’s clearly not living in reality

She absolutely did

I felt dirty just listening to it

Artillery shell? No. She dodged the Tsar Bomba.

This morning I was like “ugh I want to watch something but what” and then I looked at the time and was like “YEAH BOY NEW RSLASH”

yes, him and everyone else releases their videos at the same time every day. Do you have any more glaringly obvious observations?

​@@jackwatt8988 are you having a bad day

For me, it comes out around 2PM

​@@brandommario2oh someone in UK time! Yeah I can enjoy (? Especially this episode) rslash during lunch time.

What's the title of the video? RU-vid will delete the link so sharing the title might help?

@@yabe-kfptentacultist r/niceguys Special Feature Our Love Forever, vol. 1 of 221]

@@DavidTheBaker thank you!

Now I'm just imagining him read these stories in an old man voice 🤣

@@Human-kb6xc 🤔😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

@@Human-kb6xc🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

rSlash was my first Reddit reader, and is still my #1, although some have come close (emKay being the closest).

Oh it has a name? I just thought it was just Yandere vibes but OP is the clueless love interest that rightfully gets disturbed when she finds out.

It’s called Erotomania! It’s a truly terrifying delusion.

@@grayhowl8487 it sure is! Sufferers believe they have a real, two way relationship with the object of their “affection” even if they have never met!

Must've dispised op or agreed with the stalker.. crazy gonna crazy...