r/Choosingbeggars She STEALS Money from a Cancer Family! 

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I CANNOT begin to describe how hard I laughed at “that’s when the choosing beggar reaches for- ..what the f**k?” The quiet awe in his voice of how utterly ridiculous it was. Thank you rSlash. I’m going to be laughing all damn day.

"I stole from *the store* because I'm vegan" Didn't know being vegan gives you the freedom to steal! Wish I'd have known this sooner, since I've been vegan for 3 years.

Mom: *gives CB free rides* CB: Hippity hoppity your car is now my property Mom: *stops giving CB free rides* CB: *surprised Pikachu face*

I loved how you put your genuine reaction in this one- “CB reaches- WTF” Oh that was great

“I have depression and it is really hard for me to do things”. That boiled my blood. As someone with depression who has a hard time doing things, you don’t just... DEMAND everyone to do everything for you because it’s hard.

CB: "Surely you're not cold hearted..." Me: "Yes, yes I am, your move!"

The sound of your CB voice is always sure to bring out my visceral hatred of humanity. Thanks!

“The choosing beggar then reaches for the money....” Me: Excuse Me?!? *Kill Bill siren*

"I now have a court date for no reason." Um, you just admitted to stealing from the store. It's not "no reason."

_"i tRiED lEaViNg wIthOuT pAyIng"_ *_"I wAsN't sTeaLiNg I wOuLd neVeR"_*

"I'm a student, vegan, homeless, poor, and trans. Gimme gimme gimme!"

CB: *Steal stuff* Manager: *Calls the cops* CB: *"Wait, that's illegal."*

"The dress is ugly" "it matches you perfectly" Please an we have more uncensored reactions? They voice exactly what most of us are thinking.

RSlash “then she suddenly reaches......Wtf” mans only job is to read these and he still gets surprised that just shows you how unexpected these people are

"i will tell the profesor that you stole my idea!!!" oh yees. what will i ever do? not like i have a text message of you LITRUALY ADMITTING THAT YOU ARE LYING...

The Instant “what the f**k” was the best part

As someone who has lost family to cancer, and suffers from Multiple Sclerosis, myself. That is beyond being a choosing beggar. That there is the epitome of human garbage. So shameful and disgusting. I hope karma comes for that Karen!

I lost it when he said "what the f*ck" after reading that last story. -NeoBlade

"I'm here for the free donut, this is my daughter JVictoria."

The people in the car story should have just left CB on the road and drove away

"Please, for all the E parents here, make it fair." "E" isn't for the first name of the kid. "E" stands for "Entitled." As in "Entitled parents." Nothing is ever fair in their books. Even free doughnuts.

"CB reaches- *Geniune shock gasp* What the f*bleep*?!" I legit had that reaction too. Some people thse days.

It's nice to hear that the little girl is in remission, brain Cancer is so often deadly.

Damn he does a good “entitles Karen” voice

“I have depression and it’s really hard for me to do things!” Well if you have depression maybe this project will help you get your motivation back huh?

"And at the same time, CB reaches... what the f**k?!" This is, the best thing I've ever seen on this channel

The story about the CB who wants four free meals etc is another great example of how i will never understand how those sellers keep being so nice. I'm also a person who's too often too nice, but even i would respond "not so nice" after the first few texts.

When he mentioned how the choosing begger tried reaching for the money, I had to rewinds once or twice to make sure I was hearing it properly

"I have a brain tumor, its not contagious" 😭😭😭 that just broke my heart 💔💔

15:26 “however, at the same time CB reaches... Wut the f#@k?!” RSlash, RU-vid Quote of the video

the academic fraud one makes me wish I was the person dealing with the choosing beggar. I would have screenshot EVERYTHING and then ask who their professor was and taking to them and the school. Like DAMN

I fail to understand why it's engraved into a choosingbeggars DNA that it's always a total strangers fault for their problems?

Side note: assuming she means Burlington, Washington, if she was actually arrested with a freaking COURT DATE, that means she was stealing hundreds of dollars of groceries.

14:52 I'm really happy that Anne's daughter is doing better now cuz I love hearing about people getting better from stuff,my dad got out of hospital treated from an infection recently and my Mum was in just before him with a broken hand, I'm sooooooo happy that they're ok cuz I love them more than anything in my life

“I want your cancer money” Alrighty can I have your child support then KAREN

"I'm homeless and vegan" Only in America.

Listen, being misgendered is awful and I totally understand having to do what you have to do when you're homeless, but you can't expect the employees to let you commit crimes or get mad at them for enforcing. Literally they could get into trouble/lose their job Edit: I guess ppl are focusing on me saying misgendering isn't cool and missing that I said OP was wrong. I do not think that because of that OP shouldn't have been arrested

"I didn't steal" less than a minute later: "I stole from them" So which is it?

Letting everything aside for a while, how the hell CB said that "now this car is going to be public bus for teenagers" like this teenager is literally owners daughter tf!!!

There are three definitions of insanity: - doing the same thing over and over and hoping for a different outcome - valuing anything over another life and life itself - believing you are entitled to the world when the world just met you

I actually laughed when you played the clip with the involuntary “what the f***?” That’s the first thing that came out my mouth too! 😂

When I heard the choosingbeggar reached for the money I literally said out loud Wtf. That's got to be the most insensitive, entitled person ever

imagine thinking you need to be on a specific diet when homeless lol

That guy in the second story after being told they can’t cook it: I do not see -👄-

The story about the donuts reminded me of a story that happened to my dad. I live in a Spanish-speaking country, there is a very popular ice cream shop in my country, and before (I don't know if they still do) they had these letter offers ... but it was an offer for the last name, well, once our last name came out, Calvo. that in Spanish can mean bald and my dad is bald well, my dad saw the ad and went to the store, came in and when he was treated he said "I'm coming for the offer from Calvo" the ladies looked confused and said "Sir, the offer is for people named Calvo, not for those who are bald" my dad got his ID and was able to get his ice cream ... so happy ending

"Oh poor me! I'm homeless and desperate!" "I'm also trans, vegan and attempted to steal a bunch of groceries! Organic of course!"

The story with the CB blaming the sick girl literally made me wanna cry for humanity.

Karen: iM veGAn 🌱 aND H0mEleSs aNd traNz, s0 i caN sTEAl Me: ✋😐🤚 *breath in and out*. 😑. GET LOST NOW

5:39 Ah yes, committing a crime makes you a good human. ok...

Being a perpetual victim doesn't mean you can get away with breaking the law. Happy how that first one turned out lmaooo

"i would never steal" but " i stole from city market" hmmm..... nope i see nothing wrong here.

I'm so happy Anne's daughter is in remission!

Reasons: "Im sick and i have *depression*" >-> no....

I need a donut . I deserve it . Or I will call the police.

Next episode: BEST BUY WOULDNT LET ME TAKE A FULL CART OF STUFF WHEN IM PREGNANT AND BISEXUAL The story after that: WALMART WOULDNT LET ME TAKE THEIR CHARITY BOX BUT I NEED THE MONEY MORE THAN THE PEOPLE WITH CANCER

People need to stop saying “sorry” to choosing beggars.

I hate when I’m deep in the comments and out of no where an ad pops up 😩🤬

If someone asks you to babysit when you don’t want to, just say “only if I get to change their diapers” They shouldn’t ask again

nothing will beat the feeling of euphoria when I heard the daughter is in remission

The first story was absolutely irritating to see it from here perspective. Just how can someone like that manage to exist?

He should have told the choosing beggar that he’d have all the meals ready and delivered by 6:30 and leave him with no food for his guests 😂😂

6:21 "I'll tell the professor that the thing you finished and turned in first is a copy of my incomplete thing." These people are so dumb they don't even know how to threaten to try to get their way.

Goddamn, that "wtf" from Rslash gets me everytime.

That “What the f**k” response was absolutely perfect, I need to hear more original responses

I would of turned the car around, and tell her to take the train.

I would've showed the txt msgs to a university admin. Yes I'm THAT petty.

“For the E parents here” Me: oh, E as in Entitled parents?

I listened to this while working on commissions. This video must have blessed me because the commissioner gave me an extra 35-40-ish points (deviantart currency)

Ok rSlash, now we need more of your genuine reactions

"Kick my ass!" I wish I received that text cause I woulda DIED laughing 😂

IM CRYING THE QUIET “what the f**k?” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

Is there a way to swap cancer and wealth into different people, because if there is, you already know who I’m doing it to

"Kick my butt. I mean lick." HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

Your reaction was literally exactly my reaction and I died 😂

The first cb pulled all the cards they could 😂 I doubt any of them were true

Girl asking for project:I have depression and can't work Me:me to but I just wrote a paper in 15minutes your point

This video came out at the perfect time. Right when I needed to listen to a Reddit video :)

“GRUNT! GRUNT!...Grunt...grunt... Okay can I have help now?”

As part of lgbt, we don’t claim the first person

6:20 Hopefully OP kept thse screenies of that text exchange and gave them all to the beggar's prof.

"-CB reaches-what the F***?!" OH I'm dying. That was good. I also got this mental image of Yugo just suddenly sitting up like, "What?!"

16:00 does E stand for Entitled

Where is MY doughnut i DESERVE IT

There was an ad for a mask when i clicked on this

"I'll tell the professor you stole my idea" Lol you know you texted everything right? Lol

CB: *takes the money she didn't earn for a car that's not hers from a woman with a child with cancer* Me: WAYMENT...

Did some digging, pretty sure the review should be taken with a grain of salt. (OP seems legit though.) Reviewer is simultaneously a college student and homeless, as well as being a millennial (mentioned they were 23), vegan, and trans? Well how about that, it's the perfect storm. It came across to me like a fake review made by someone trying to trash a bunch of demographics they don't like. I did some digging on the choosingbeggars subreddit and apparently this person posts reviews like this for literally every food place in the area, including restaurants, stores, and hotels. I found one particular post where someone even pointed out how they always so casually have to point out that they were trans and vegan. The post I looked at even had crossposts for r/AntiVegan and r/GenderCritical. Some of the comments I read posted by people who live in the area seem to know who this is, apparently someone even found their twitter and they've just become really unhinged, and it's possible that they've been having some kind of pretty severe mental issues. I couldn't find anything more specific than just what people were saying in the comments though, so I can't say for sure whether this is all fake or someone genuinely dealing with some mental issues. Either way, I was concerned that people reading this post would take it as a common example of what people from these demographics are like, so I hope this comment can provide a little more context. (And if they do have some genuine mental health problems, maybe not judge them too harshly for being entitled since they clearly need some help if they're legitimately doing this to every food place in the city.)

The person trying to get the project has overlooked that no person with depression has the self-confidence required to be that entitled.

grunt grunt grunt me: gets flash back to the bully book

I was more shocked that ms Chooseypants over there thought that picking up a cancer patient was an inconvenience. And that she had said that shit about her getting sick like cancer is contageous. Lady just...no.

Wish I could have seen his face when he read that part about the CB reaching for the money and laughed my but off when I heard it cuz you could tell he was shocked

I've been watching your videos for a while and honestly the trans shoplifter sounds like the single most entitled grunt you've ever spoken about.😂😂

I loved the reaction to the CB reaching for the money. I started dying of laughter. I find dumb things so funny but at least it made my day. These videos are awesome

"CB reaches.." *wHaT tHe FuCk* i'm dying lmaoo

15:29 I literally laughed until I coughed thank you for including this

I don't understand why people think that once they use something a lot they own it, Just because you contaminate it more doesn't mean it belongs to you.

17:36 You got it all wrong, it's a dollar an hour + a free kid, I wouldn't miss the opportunity to have a free meal.

1:10 I'm from the Burlington area and I know which store she's talking about. There's a reason we call City Market "City Markup" around here. There are so many other places that she can get cheaper groceries, but she just had to shop at the most expensive store in the area.

"Jemily" never heard that one before