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r/Choosingbeggars I'm Dying So SHOW ME YOUR ****! 

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r/Choosingbeggars Is this the cringiest pickup line in history? This insane choosing beggar tells a girl that he's dying from cancer (yeah right) and so he deserves to see her in her birthday suit. Does he honestly believe any girl would believe that nonsense? If you enjoyed this video, let me know by hitting that 👍 like 👍 button!
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@rSlash
@rSlash 4 года назад
Bad news [cough cough] I'm dying from butthole cancer SO SEND ME MONEY 🤑🤑🤑
@mse5814
@mse5814 4 года назад
Sure
@mghoti6930
@mghoti6930 4 года назад
rSlash ahahhahahahahhahah
@trqshy
@trqshy 4 года назад
id rather send my money to yugo thx
@lecraig_
@lecraig_ 4 года назад
no
@beniminya
@beniminya 4 года назад
Yugo is mine then, you millennial
@thatonequietkid2453
@thatonequietkid2453 4 года назад
“I’m a huge Marvel fan but who’s Stan Lee?” Stan Lee: Don’t make me come down, you punk!
@qjkjp
@qjkjp 4 года назад
Go kick his ass stan
@MrBhavan006
@MrBhavan006 4 года назад
Nah not worth Stan's time He will just smite him from heaven
@jamesnorman9160
@jamesnorman9160 4 года назад
Nah, Thor will just drop a nice lightning strike on his house.
@zackfp0
@zackfp0 4 года назад
Dude this is exactly what I was thinking 😆
@joelrobinson5457
@joelrobinson5457 4 года назад
"sigh" rest in peace you legend you inspired me
@HiHi-pi8rd
@HiHi-pi8rd 4 года назад
_Is Marked As Non-Negotiable_ Choosing Beggars: *_I’m Gonna Pretend I Didn’t See That._*
@Zman0434
@Zman0434 4 года назад
idk
@RaidenlLucifer
@RaidenlLucifer 4 года назад
I suddenly can’t read
@x.gremlin_lee.x
@x.gremlin_lee.x 4 года назад
"That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
@azekia
@azekia 4 года назад
You can't spell non-negotiable without negotiable
@carterwhaley948
@carterwhaley948 4 года назад
@@x.gremlin_lee.x dang it
@batmanlikespizza2541
@batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад
Even people who aren’t Marvel fans know who Stan Lee is.
@sistanofseljuks
@sistanofseljuks 4 года назад
I am a perfect example.
@jesm5698
@jesm5698 4 года назад
yeah. i literally dont know anything about marvel and i still know who stan lee is
@brinda6018
@brinda6018 4 года назад
I’m not a marvel fan, and I don’t know who Stan Lee is 😅
@Invalid571
@Invalid571 4 года назад
(Not a marvel fan) I can confirm this.
@ivytaylor1494
@ivytaylor1494 4 года назад
🙋🏼‍♀️
@smolrobyn6042
@smolrobyn6042 4 года назад
"I'm a big marvel fan" *5 seconds later* "Who is Stan Lee?" Such a big, lol
@davidbrickproductions
@davidbrickproductions 4 года назад
@Humanoid 17 that's what she said
@justsomerandombananawithin3705
@justsomerandombananawithin3705 4 года назад
sUcH a BiG
@thefailure7789
@thefailure7789 4 года назад
Don't make me come down there you punk!!
@photofreak56
@photofreak56 4 года назад
There is only one expectable group of marvel fans who can say that... They like seven and have only seen the movies.
@evangonzalez3363
@evangonzalez3363 3 года назад
Much marvel. Such wow.
@henosanimations2202
@henosanimations2202 4 года назад
Keep in mind Stan Lee’s and dead so there is a Limited amount of comics that are Signed by Stan the man
@yh3617
@yh3617 4 года назад
F
@cowman850
@cowman850 3 года назад
I Google him he ain't nobody
@SkyStrife2690
@SkyStrife2690 3 года назад
@@cowman850 *say sike right now*
@TheMuffinMansWife
@TheMuffinMansWife 3 года назад
The only time I ever cried during a movie was when we were watching Spiderman Far From Home in the movie theater and the credits rolled with no Stan Lee cameo. I don't know why but it made Stans death more real to me
@nailclippers7409
@nailclippers7409 3 года назад
F
@MarkusxJxKeetz
@MarkusxJxKeetz 4 года назад
“Stan Lee ain’t no one....” “Mothatrucka... What?”
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 4 года назад
oh yeah pssh he made like a few comic books, not like he was a multi-millionaire that had even more millions made off of the movies based off of the stories he's drawn/helped create. what a loser lmao
@smolrobyn6042
@smolrobyn6042 4 года назад
"He's just an idiot who nobody really cares about" *Stan Lee dies* "Such a big loss, I was such a big fan of his, I loved batman"
@ulisesarias5079
@ulisesarias5079 4 года назад
BAtMaN oH YEs bAtmAn is HeCKiNg AWesOmE oH yeS
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 4 года назад
@@lifeofhenry6474 (i hope you know i was joking i'm a huge marvel nerd, dude)
@tazmainiac0817
@tazmainiac0817 4 года назад
Henry Chiang buddy, its called sarcasm
@mythicalteatree
@mythicalteatree 4 года назад
Dude I've never read any marvel comics and I've seen one marvel movie and even I know who Stan Lee is.
@nitrousplayz8826
@nitrousplayz8826 4 года назад
The comics are pretty good. I recommend you buy and read some, like The Amazing Spider-Man
@pine_tree5559
@pine_tree5559 4 года назад
And civil wars
@marcoq54
@marcoq54 4 года назад
Lol I was 4 when I found out who stan Lee is
@marcoq54
@marcoq54 4 года назад
@@nitrousplayz8826 yes it's a great comic
@dilakshinisivan9048
@dilakshinisivan9048 4 года назад
Same I am not even into comics but I have seen Spiderman movies in television. But I do know who Stan Lee is.
@WarpChaos
@WarpChaos 4 года назад
Choosing Beggar: "Take it or leave it." Seller: "Ok, I'll leave it." Choosing Beggar: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
@bigfatchicken3621
@bigfatchicken3621 4 года назад
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
@fightmilk69
@fightmilk69 4 года назад
My ad also said no haggling. You can’t see it super well in the video but he was texting me at like 3 am
@LxckyHandlez
@LxckyHandlez 3 года назад
@@fightmilk69 that was you? Damn 😂
@ravenlenore5782
@ravenlenore5782 4 года назад
When he said “i just googled stan lee, he aint nobody” that made me so sad!! Especially now that he has passed!! Im a super big marvel fan, and we love and miss stan!! ❤️❤️
@MegaraTheUnwise
@MegaraTheUnwise 3 года назад
He’s rolling over in his grave
@ravenlenore5782
@ravenlenore5782 3 года назад
@@MegaraTheUnwise probably so
@chelseahalcomb9051
@chelseahalcomb9051 3 года назад
I guess you could say this you're a, *Stan Stan?*
@dries2510
@dries2510 3 года назад
Whats your favorite comic?
@marcioaso
@marcioaso 3 года назад
he probably googled "stanley"
@nakupovani1
@nakupovani1 4 года назад
“I’m a huge marvel fan!” “I googled Stan Lee and he ain’t anybody!” And this is why I have a shotgun... To exterminate the pestilence.
@nalrashido
@nalrashido 3 года назад
A Final Solution for the Karen's and the Choosingbeggars.
@6feetapartor6feetunder78
@6feetapartor6feetunder78 3 года назад
@@nalrashido it's only a matter of time, before the karenpocalypse
@HoneyBee-oy1hf
@HoneyBee-oy1hf 3 года назад
Yeah...I’m kinda vibrating with anger. You cannot be a Marvel fan and think Stan Lee is a nobody. I’m a huge comic girl and I have a remastered book of Dr. Strange comics that my uncle gave me that is practically one of my pride and joys, and I got a couple others at Comic Con in 2019. And for my recent 18th birthday, the same uncle gave me another really cool comic featuring the origin of Dr. Strange. I ain’t letting anyone touch it without gloves, lol!
@M0onz605
@M0onz605 3 года назад
Y E S
@dutchvanderbilt9969
@dutchvanderbilt9969 3 года назад
Ooh! Can me and my weatherby help!?!?
@Z3R0F1V3
@Z3R0F1V3 4 года назад
CB: "Im a huge Marvel fan" Also, CB: "Who's Stan Lee?"
@cheesemcbiscuit3713
@cheesemcbiscuit3713 4 года назад
I got someone on my kill list
@PacMacDo
@PacMacDo 4 года назад
Waiting for this to blow up
@Cottontailart
@Cottontailart 4 года назад
I cried I literally cried with laughter and cringed when they offered ten dollars
@Ganbare_Kenji
@Ganbare_Kenji 4 года назад
That dude is either playing stupid or just discounted with reality stan lee is a legend.
@epicparadot
@epicparadot 4 года назад
I know lol I'm not even big on Marvel and I know who Stan Lee is!
@ultramagnus4105
@ultramagnus4105 4 года назад
The first one is just insulting to all comic fans everywhere.
@Cottontailart
@Cottontailart 4 года назад
It is
@smokinggnu6584
@smokinggnu6584 4 года назад
I'm not even a comic fan (just like the Marvel movies) and i feel farking insulted.
@goldenarygoldc-3457
@goldenarygoldc-3457 4 года назад
@@smokinggnu6584 same
@Da1ienx
@Da1ienx 4 года назад
ikr.. saying she looked up stan lee and he was nobody.. i wouldnt sell to that bitch if she offered 10x the asking price
@Twilightmia
@Twilightmia 4 года назад
Not a comic fan but even I know who he is
@redkiere7177
@redkiere7177 4 года назад
“I googled Stan lee, and he ain’t nobody” Stan lee: Don’t make me come down there you punk!
@icchiM
@icchiM 4 года назад
well what he said was double negative so it sounds like this rephrased: "I googled Stan Lee, and he's not a nobody
@Nikita_Akashya
@Nikita_Akashya 4 года назад
I never read any Marvel Comics and I know Stan Lee! And that's saying something. Right?
@ShazadAli-xy4ib
@ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад
@@Nikita_Akashya yep
@bobrandomness1055
@bobrandomness1055 4 года назад
Hell, i've never even *read* a comic and i know who Stan Lee is
@ShazadAli-xy4ib
@ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад
@@bobrandomness1055 you should
@evanshoulders3674
@evanshoulders3674 4 года назад
Woman: *admits to bar manager that she didn’t pay her tab* Also her: *threatens to call police*
@starskunk
@starskunk 4 года назад
CB: "Who's Stan Lee?" MCU: "So you have chosen death."
@dannyneufeld3364
@dannyneufeld3364 4 года назад
Who is this Stan?
@javym1431
@javym1431 4 года назад
The Terminator mcu means marvel cinematic universe
@JohnWalkerAce
@JohnWalkerAce 4 года назад
That CB is the only one Hulk wouldn' t bring back if he snapped......
@michaei7226
@michaei7226 4 года назад
choosing beggar: would you do 1 dollar?? op: read the sign. sign: “Price not negotiable.” choosing beggar: *THAT SIGN WON’T STOP ME BECAUSE I CAN’T READ*
@matthewrada1758
@matthewrada1758 4 года назад
Somehow cb can still reply
@ponkeypink6593
@ponkeypink6593 4 года назад
Ok so would you do 50cents
@standardheat-fs8159
@standardheat-fs8159 4 года назад
Underrated😂
@johnabraham7331
@johnabraham7331 4 года назад
Is this from joshdub or mullyvr?
@EmoMetalMusicLuvr16
@EmoMetalMusicLuvr16 4 года назад
Choosing Beggar's name must be Jared 😆
@TheDiser
@TheDiser 4 года назад
Rip Stan lee
@TheDiser
@TheDiser 4 года назад
Thank u
@Ad0here
@Ad0here 4 года назад
I feel bad for the guy i wached a video he looked like a wholesome guy.
@creem9813
@creem9813 4 года назад
I luved how he wuz on hells kitchen . And yes , RIP Stan Lee . 🙏
@comradeanatolijstepanovicd2688
@comradeanatolijstepanovicd2688 4 года назад
Stanlee Staleen Stalin
@TheManiac_196
@TheManiac_196 4 года назад
We will miss him.
@GameGuyBenn
@GameGuyBenn 4 года назад
“I’m a big marvel fan, and Stan Lee is a nobody” *This is when Thomas realized he had to fight*
@marco-dv3ld
@marco-dv3ld 4 года назад
Thomas had never seen such bullshit
@modelstatus3456
@modelstatus3456 4 года назад
_It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything_
@carpetmagic5713
@carpetmagic5713 4 года назад
Thomas has decided to execute somebody
@Crabbob365
@Crabbob365 4 года назад
This is when I realized I must gather all CBs and make a new battle royale
@LilChuunosuke
@LilChuunosuke 4 года назад
I don't think I've seen a single marvel fan who didn't love and practically dote on Stan Lee like he was a sweet and lovable grandfather. Even if he doesn't need to be protected, we all want to.
@wyat1331
@wyat1331 4 года назад
Wtf is the logic behind the “military spouse” that made no sense
@hamiii1816
@hamiii1816 4 года назад
Never wanted to hit someone in the face so bad and I don't even know em
@HAImaster
@HAImaster 4 года назад
Military spouses believe that they are entitled to free stuff just because their husbands/wives serve in the military risking their lives.
@oscarbelmare_22
@oscarbelmare_22 4 года назад
Yeah thats like saying because your grandpa was Neil Armstrong you get to steal millions of dollars worth of NASA tec
@1hatecrew
@1hatecrew 4 года назад
And most of the time the wives just cheat when their husband's get deployed and still try to play the victim by claiming they were alone. Seen it happen too often lmao.
@sarephbtmistari8909
@sarephbtmistari8909 3 года назад
They feel they are entitled to things because their significant other is in the military. It's petty bullshit, the ones who pull this are generally crappy people even before becoming a military spouse.
@MelissiaBlackheart
@MelissiaBlackheart 4 года назад
"I haven't even ehard of those dudes" Even my mother, who's in her 70s and whose hobbies include knitting, gambling, and watching daytime television, has heard of Stan Lee.
@geoman265.
@geoman265. 4 года назад
Even George Washington heard of him.
@blackdemonknight
@blackdemonknight 4 года назад
@@geoman265. Charles Dickens has heard of him.
@liamturcotte9303
@liamturcotte9303 4 года назад
Melissia Blackheart well, I believe he was popular on TV back then, of course she knows who he is.
@geoman265.
@geoman265. 4 года назад
@@blackdemonknight Thanos has heard of him Wait...
@johnkisaragi5920
@johnkisaragi5920 4 года назад
Who?
@bogfrog5121
@bogfrog5121 4 года назад
"It's Christmas." "It's for my brother." How about, I don't *care.* People think they are entitled to things because it is a 'gift' for a family member, which is never true anyway it is almost always for them, and get mad when you say no. What a shocker that most people don't give a crap about some random person's sibling, child, parent, etc.
@ayxtic2768
@ayxtic2768 4 года назад
Rein Beux | Shut up, I hate people who write paragraphs explaining simple things.
@anniecahill5214
@anniecahill5214 4 года назад
Bet they only wanted it so they could resell it for the price the original seller was selling it for, if not more.
@trezayngounder558
@trezayngounder558 4 года назад
@@ayxtic2768 Great comment mate. Spread that positivity.
@bogfrog5121
@bogfrog5121 4 года назад
@@ayxtic2768 Good for you! I don't see where I should care, but thank you for your opinion!
@professorchaos5058
@professorchaos5058 4 года назад
*CB walks into a GameStop and asks for a free PS4 cause it's Christmas and it's for his brother but is told no so he screams at the employee for not giving him a free PS4 on Christmas*
@Finn-Warrior
@Finn-Warrior 4 года назад
That beggar who was trying to buy the signed comic: Stan Lee? Who dat? ...You can't seriously be that dense.
@Cottontailart
@Cottontailart 4 года назад
Especially when he googled his name and said he was just some guy
@thedarkdragon1437
@thedarkdragon1437 4 года назад
You'd be surprise how dense some people are. I have met people denser than a neutron star. (And in case you don't know: 1 teaspoon of neutron star weighs ton of stupidity)
@bryanmoreno8166
@bryanmoreno8166 4 года назад
He probably knew and was trying to get the guy to sell it to him for cheap. He was probably going to sell it for much more later.
@GiordanDiodato
@GiordanDiodato 4 года назад
I think he was a troll
@ciarangale4738
@ciarangale4738 4 года назад
@@bryanmoreno8166 he definitely knew, as he googled stan and said he was nobody lmao
@AlexRising_
@AlexRising_ 4 года назад
"I want to support your art!" "Okay cool! You can support my business by paying for your--" "WOW OKAY GUESS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T WANT THE EXPOSURE."
@mr.e1048
@mr.e1048 4 года назад
Did she even offer to do that I don't think she did
@Tycho_The_Taco
@Tycho_The_Taco 4 года назад
So as an artist, I have artist friends. We all have different mediums. (I paint, one dose digital, one sculpts etc) Whenever one of us wants a peice of art, we tip twice as much as the cost. We dont charge much so it's like $10 tip and a $5 commission. We do it to help each other out. We know art is expensive and our friends undercharge so we pay extra so they can still do it for others and themselves and maybe get something they want
@AlexRising_
@AlexRising_ 4 года назад
@@Tycho_The_Taco this is how you do the damn thing. I love it.
@Tycho_The_Taco
@Tycho_The_Taco 4 года назад
@@AlexRising_ it's how me and my friends do
@zzz_naptime
@zzz_naptime 4 года назад
The “send the pic I’m dying” sent me rolling and crying from laughter lol
@Bigschlawg
@Bigschlawg 4 года назад
🧢
@zzz_naptime
@zzz_naptime 3 года назад
@@Bigschlawg okay..?
@myaczajkowski3708
@myaczajkowski3708 4 года назад
“ i dead now” *CB is still texting* “never contact me again” Can’t contact a dead person on the phone now can we buddy
@nikkihuus3225
@nikkihuus3225 4 года назад
Who?!
@tyvulpintaur2732
@tyvulpintaur2732 4 года назад
Try an ouija board?
@cosmiccatalyst6448
@cosmiccatalyst6448 3 года назад
He sent that right before he died. He knew he only had a few seconds and so...
@i8dacookies890
@i8dacookies890 4 года назад
You should have added “I dead now” to the thumbnail.
@reidf8506
@reidf8506 4 года назад
Honestly you can tell when it’s an Indian guy
@dx1450
@dx1450 4 года назад
@@reidf8506 Because they can text from beyond the grave.
@andirosek
@andirosek 4 года назад
I love how every CB or entitled person is “you should be lucky to have serviced ME.” It feels like no one has the proper common courtesy and it was lost when it was taught.
@witchycakez
@witchycakez 4 года назад
I'm literally doing a commission for a friend of mine, and she is actively refusing the friends and family discount that I offered for her since we're really close. Everytime I ask her if she's sure she wants to pay the full price she insists she does and it's fine my prices are fair and she wants to help support me. She is willing to pay a whole $30 for a full body line art picture of sailor moon when she only has to pay $25 if she accepted the discount, but she doesn't want the discount cause she wants to support her friends and their art business. That is a real friends not these fake snakes who DM you after 10 years asking you for free shit as if that is support.
@Jazzisa311
@Jazzisa311 2 года назад
Oh yeah, a friend of mine is an artist who gave me 2 paintings for my birthday (2 different birthdays, years apart). I want to commision her to paint a door, and I actually started with 'Can I pay you to do x? Just to be sure, I want to give you money for this!' just because ppl ask for free things and I really don't want her to feel like I expect her to give me anything for free and be put in an awkward position because she gave me stuff for free in the past. Like, no, I respect you as a friend AND an artist, I want to pay you for your time! I've also had another friend help me with something.... She was like: I'll do it for 200, is that a deal? Me: sorry, I have to decline, that doesn't sound fair at all. How about I pay you 250, I'd feel a lot more comfortable with that! XD
@discreet_boson
@discreet_boson 4 года назад
CB: "I'm a big a marvel fan but who's Stan Lee? " It was at this moment. That he realised. He f'ed up.
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 4 года назад
_"My husband is working in the army, so that means I'm entitled to free stuff for all the hard work he's putting in for us! Oh btw, I don't have to work a day in my life because I can just leech off of his money and fame, but I won't let anyone know that LOL!"_ Lady, let me remind you that your husband is equally as liable for everything you do as well. You don't get jack if he decides to disown you.
@ursulajoni15
@ursulajoni15 4 года назад
If she has kids I bet she's the type of mom to post on Facebook how hard it is to be a stay at home mom while dumping her kids on the neighbor
@A_Rose_From_Concrete
@A_Rose_From_Concrete 4 года назад
He said Stan Lee is just "some dude" then googled him and said he ain't anyone, but he's a huge Marvel fan. Is this guy for real?
@Forest_Fifer
@Forest_Fifer 4 года назад
He probably googled "Stanley"
@bridgetmadden5716
@bridgetmadden5716 4 года назад
Sounds like he was hoping to get it for cheap and sell it on for a ton of money
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад
No, he's a troll.
@abosalah2854
@abosalah2854 4 года назад
Who is that??
@Z3R0F1V3
@Z3R0F1V3 4 года назад
Manager: "If you dont pay you can be banned from every bar in the city" CB: "HARASSMENT AND PIRACY! CALLING THE POLICE! AND YOU SHOULD PAY ME FOR WHAT I WENT TROUGH
@PhantomStella
@PhantomStella 4 года назад
CB: *less than list price/lower than offers* "TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT" person: *leaves it* CB: "WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL"
@NJSmellsbad
@NJSmellsbad 4 года назад
Well...he said “take it or L E A V E I T”
@rantarosguacamolehair1278
@rantarosguacamolehair1278 4 года назад
Choosing Beggar: "I don't even know you those dudes are" (Stan Lee and Chris Claremont) Also Choosing Beggar: "I'm a big Marvel's fan"
@Firenamer2
@Firenamer2 4 года назад
seller: "I got some offers saying $200, lowest i'll accept is $220"" buyer: "I got to drive man, $120 is all you're getting" sometimes.. I don't even ask
@staranimations677
@staranimations677 3 года назад
damn i would like this, but its at 69 likes
@ChangedWinds
@ChangedWinds 4 года назад
8:40 and this is why we, in the military who actually serve, refer to these specimen as the "dependapotomus"
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 4 года назад
I love the logic of the first one - that means a Silver Dollar is worth a dollar and a Penny Black is worth a penny - makes sense.
@Original_Tenshi_Chan
@Original_Tenshi_Chan 4 года назад
He must be related to david leavitt...
@jovalleau
@jovalleau 4 года назад
Well, I mean, if you were to go to a store to purchase something with said coin(s), they'd be worth exactly what their face value says. Not sure that's the best analogy, but I'm picking up what you're putting down.
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 4 года назад
@@jovalleau No, you're absolutely correct - silver dollars are legal tender, (and at face value) but you'd be kinda stupid to use one when you could sell it or pawn it without too much effort. (I'm imagining that depending on where you are in the USA you're never too far from a bank, jewellers or pawn shop.) The price varies massively depending on year, going from a few dollars for the later ones to over $300k for the rare old ones. The Penny Black couldn't be used as postage, even if you had lost your mind and tried to use one.
@jovalleau
@jovalleau 4 года назад
@@ianmacfarlane1241 Ah, should have Googled, first. I just thought a "Penny Black" was some type of rare penny, lol.
@tonyavila4751
@tonyavila4751 4 года назад
Damn! I been holding on to these old comics for nothing!
@liamlockheartart7560
@liamlockheartart7560 4 года назад
"If theres a price marked on something you have to honor that price". I mean, that IS true in the US, but only if you're an actual store. Some companies actually utilize that rule by putting the price on the design of the package to keep stores from charging more for it. Random ppl on the internet though? They dont have to follow that rule.
@saraheood11
@saraheood11 3 года назад
Nice, learn something new everyday
@timegrrrl
@timegrrrl 4 года назад
As a non-marvel fan who's only seen Infinity War, Endgame and into the spiderverse, who the hell does not know Stan Lee?! He has a cameo in so many movies lndkdd
@freakshowdestiny9002
@freakshowdestiny9002 4 года назад
“I’m a big fan of marvel but who’s Stan Lee?” That’s literally the same thing as: “I’m a big fan of Mortal Kombat but I’ve never played it.” Edit: thanks for the likes guys
@geoman265.
@geoman265. 4 года назад
"I'm a big fan of mario but don't know who Bowser is."
@Terumimi
@Terumimi 4 года назад
"Im a big fan of Pokemon, but whats a Pikachu?"
@Xolivas1
@Xolivas1 4 года назад
"I'm a big fan of Legend Of Zelda, but who is Link?"
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 4 года назад
Well that statement perfectly describes the people who are "Woke" and claim to be fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel Comics (not the MCU), Doctor Who etc. that got them to completely change the entire franchise, out of all recognition, never buy or see it themselves and then scream at the "ists" and "phobes" that didn't go see/buy it because it was changed so much that the fans no longer like it. Then the changed thing flops as no one, INCLUDING THE PEOPLE THAT GOT IT CHANGED, went to see it or buy it.
@066kshitizvsingh4
@066kshitizvsingh4 4 года назад
" I'm a big fan of Dragon Ball Z, but who's Goku??"
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 4 года назад
¨You better sell me your bike, or I will give you even less money for it!¨ because that is how business work
@elecrom_9757
@elecrom_9757 4 года назад
CB: "I`m dead now *never contact me again*" Me: Nah I'm not in the mood to have a seance for a creep
@AmbikaMenon-eu6lm
@AmbikaMenon-eu6lm 4 года назад
Your 'entitled folks' voice is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when I read on reddit my mind reads it in your voice
@GIRru11
@GIRru11 4 года назад
"I'm a huge Marvel fan" "Stan Lee is just some dude" These sentences contradict each other
@here2there880
@here2there880 4 года назад
Your "Hello" voice impression is just so spot on.
@ewaleokadia76
@ewaleokadia76 4 года назад
That hello sounds devious😂 BUT I like it!
@Avarioth
@Avarioth 4 года назад
I laugh everytime he says "HelLOW?" or "HHHHUUh?!" xP
@ccsatine
@ccsatine 4 года назад
Oh I laugh every time!! So perfect
@Zeytrixx
@Zeytrixx 4 года назад
Beggar: I am a big marvel fan. Also Beggar: _I’ve never heard of Stan Lee._
@masathyfirst2563
@masathyfirst2563 4 года назад
Everyone: *anger*
@Bob-zb5iq
@Bob-zb5iq 4 года назад
@@masathyfirst2563 *angery
@tsunamilegotaprofesional6749
@tsunamilegotaprofesional6749 4 года назад
CB's Mom: *what a mistake I have made*
@jeffthejedi
@jeffthejedi 4 года назад
How did he tweet yesterday????
@GoldKnightProduction
@GoldKnightProduction 4 года назад
>$60 "You're about to miss out on some serious cash."
@marioallstarrr
@marioallstarrr 4 года назад
" Ok i ded now." I'm going to send this to my job so I can stay home and watch RU-vid.
@_acis_arts_
@_acis_arts_ 4 года назад
1:06 I'm not that much into marvel and even I know who he is. RIP Legend
@KrisV.
@KrisV. 4 года назад
I love how this lady said she works a lot because she’s “married” to someone that does something with their life.
@argonaut640
@argonaut640 4 года назад
CB: It's for Christmas. Santa: Don't recite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
@ariadnefrolich7243
@ariadnefrolich7243 4 года назад
A Narnia joke! Lol, I love it! XD
@timehunter9467
@timehunter9467 4 года назад
“I’m dead now” made me laugh way too much! That military spouse needs to get lost, NEVER wear your partner’s rank/job like that, you can get them in a lot of trouble behaving badly anywhere!
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад
You can report him if you know the tools name ~
@Kuma_Kares
@Kuma_Kares 4 года назад
Never heard of stan Lee but is a.marvel fan.... my eye twitched for about a full minute before I could go on with the video.... I have never wanted to slap the stupid out of someone's entire gene pool before today
@ryanjahromi7750
@ryanjahromi7750 4 года назад
The rupees dude has me rolling 😭
@christian10697
@christian10697 4 года назад
No one: CB: "Can I get the PS4 for $20 instead of $400?"
@spideyuh
@spideyuh 4 года назад
Yeah of course, since you have butt cancer I will give you it for free too
@kuttapotta8947
@kuttapotta8947 4 года назад
$19 take it or leave it
@walterpsix
@walterpsix 4 года назад
"I'm a Marvel fan but who the f*** is Stan Lee?" Yeah okay.
@katherineludwig5694
@katherineludwig5694 4 года назад
"My *social* media profile is private!!" Oh, honey... no it isn't. It's in the name.
@asgardiandino
@asgardiandino 4 года назад
"I'm a Marvel fan" *hasn't heard of Stan Lee* "He ain't nobody" Yes that is definitely something a Marvel fan says
@sydissupercool
@sydissupercool 4 года назад
"i'm a big marvel fan" "i don't even know who those dudes are"
@headhunter_3434
@headhunter_3434 4 года назад
Guy: im gonna die in a bit Also guy: never contact me again
@nikkihuus3225
@nikkihuus3225 4 года назад
Text me
@RaeezTheDeadPoet
@RaeezTheDeadPoet 4 года назад
I love your voices when you read both sides of the story it really emphasizes the points and makes it entertaining. Thank you for your amazing channel
@AradanEnvinyatar
@AradanEnvinyatar 4 года назад
Who Stan Lee was* 😢 I cri evrytim
@Cottontailart
@Cottontailart 4 года назад
I miss him and Chester from Linkin park
@vanilla_uwu6938
@vanilla_uwu6938 4 года назад
It's ok, here's a cookie 🍪. He's an idiot for calling himself a marvel fan.
@xaifer2485
@xaifer2485 4 года назад
Man watching any of his marvel cameos is so sad
@superdarkshadow287
@superdarkshadow287 4 года назад
I wanna fight this dude for insulting Stan Lee ...
@discreet_boson
@discreet_boson 4 года назад
CB: "I'm a big a marvel fan" Also CB:"Who's Stan Lee"
@All54321
@All54321 4 года назад
5:10 “Mother”? I’m sorry. I think you spoke incorrectly. It’s “mtuehr”
@ragelord720
@ragelord720 4 года назад
6:32 honestly with how bad that guy's spelling is it's not entirely out of the question that he may be having a stroke
@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska
@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 4 года назад
I have a “No Soliciting” sign outside my door. Everyone pretends they didn’t see it. Kinda like the people missing the “Non-Negotiable” sign.
@shadownet7026
@shadownet7026 4 года назад
Add onto it that by knocking on the door they agree to pay a minimum of $50 for solicitation with an added $10 per minute after 5 minutes
@starxcution142
@starxcution142 4 года назад
R.I.P. Stan Lee, he will never be forgotten, and will always be in my heart.
@thejohnler8358
@thejohnler8358 4 года назад
STAND LEE Is that a Jojo reference
@starxcution142
@starxcution142 4 года назад
@@thejohnler8358 I fucked up lol
@MrOof-ob8uw
@MrOof-ob8uw 4 года назад
Sadly i wasnt hear before the edit But still rip
@bananaman8274
@bananaman8274 3 года назад
"Marvel fan": who's stan lee? Me: *wanting to beat this person up for fraud*.
@zoinksscoob8396
@zoinksscoob8396 4 года назад
"OMG NEW ZEALAND WAS MENTIONED" Literally every kiwi EVEr 😂
@batriam5921
@batriam5921 4 года назад
Imagine going to like Walmart and just saying "I live an hour away from here. Do you know how hard it is to drive this far??? I want 50% off of the price of what I'm buying!"
@stolasgoetia93
@stolasgoetia93 4 года назад
"I'm a big Marvel fan and so is my brother. But we have no clue who Stan Lee is..." LOL Oh dear lord that is painful.
@aimeeisdead
@aimeeisdead 4 года назад
Peaceful Dusk im not even a marvel fan yet i know who he is
@stolasgoetia93
@stolasgoetia93 4 года назад
@@aimeeisdead Its like calling yourself a Dallas Cowboy fan and you do not know who Tom Landry is.
@agiwithaname3192
@agiwithaname3192 4 года назад
CB: I’m a HUGE marvel fan, you should know that! OP: And yet you don’t even know who Stan Lee is? CB: Who..?
@tuckerrabb2711
@tuckerrabb2711 4 года назад
"I'm a huge Marvel fan but who's Stan Lee?" #RIP Stan Lee
@RC-ie5ru
@RC-ie5ru 4 года назад
Drinking game idea...take a shot every time someone says “surprised pikachu face” in the comments
@digit5465
@digit5465 4 года назад
Send that man a cat pic, a pic of a guy called bob right now! Hes dying!
@Bob-zb5iq
@Bob-zb5iq 4 года назад
Me?
@digit5465
@digit5465 4 года назад
Bob wait what!?
@Bob-zb5iq
@Bob-zb5iq 4 года назад
@@digit5465 loooooooool🤣🤣
@silcrow4045
@silcrow4045 4 года назад
@@Bob-zb5iq nice
@danajohnson6273
@danajohnson6273 4 года назад
What I've learned: You can't talk logic to CRAZY!
@rebeccasanderson1442
@rebeccasanderson1442 4 года назад
I mean you don’t need to learn that. It’s common sense
@sharkcraft8568
@sharkcraft8568 4 года назад
5:52 "You are missing out on some serious cash." says the guy how offers $60 for something worth $300
@fightmilk69
@fightmilk69 4 года назад
“Serious cash” he was texting me at 3am. I had a steal for $300
@zellie9
@zellie9 4 года назад
I can feel my blood pressure rise with each episode... YOU NEED TO PAY FOR MY MEDICAL BILLS BECAUSE YOUR CONTENT IS IS EFFING ADDICTIVE
@BeeTeaDubs
@BeeTeaDubs 3 года назад
1:52 🥴"𝐼𝑚𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 & 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐼𝑓 𝑡𝒉𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝒉𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝒉𝑎𝑡" Wait whoa wait hold on! Thank you! :) Soooo using that logic, if I'm selling a $1000 laptop brand new sealed in box for, say $900 & you want me to sell it to you for $300 you would HAVE to pay $1000 even if I'm willing to sell it to your dying toddler on Christmas for $300. 🙌 That's AMAZING! I'm so glad CB mentioned this! PHEW! 🥵
@captaincmorgan
@captaincmorgan 4 года назад
It's a state of emergency here where I live, been stuck inside since Thursday evening when we had a crazy blizzard. Your videos are the only things keeping me sane
@yourlocaltheatrekid900
@yourlocaltheatrekid900 4 года назад
Hope y’all are ok! Are you in NY?
@captaincmorgan
@captaincmorgan 4 года назад
ThatOneTheatreKid Newfoundland, Canada. We had 100cm of snow over the weekend. We're ok, thanks for your concern!Just no where to put all the snow. The military is here to help with snow clearing. We've been trapped inside since it happened and the cabin fever is real. Feels like Groundhog Day haha.
@Anna-kj3np
@Anna-kj3np 4 года назад
C Mo hope everything turns out ok my dude!
@ftumusiclover1239
@ftumusiclover1239 4 года назад
Lmao I remember someone tried to beg me for a nude by saying that they have “depression” 😂😂😂. It was on Discord.
@0Adnin
@0Adnin 4 года назад
Proceed to provide them with a link of e-girls. That's what I told my female cosplayer friends. Thirst has significantly gone down.
@kamisorimobiusu3338
@kamisorimobiusu3338 4 года назад
Bru it really be like that on discord no cap
@atheistmando4976
@atheistmando4976 4 года назад
"Whys the comic so expensive, it's just signed by some dude." OP: Its signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont. "I have no idea who those guys are." OP: We're done "No! I'm a Marvel Fan!" No... No you're not. If you don't know who Claremont and Stan Lee are. You don't deserve a comic signed by them. I would sell my house just to get something like that from the two. It's sad that people these days who say they are fans of Marvel. Don't know them.
@MrOof-ob8uw
@MrOof-ob8uw 4 года назад
@James Miller i agree Chris claremont is not known to me
@KOTEBANAROT
@KOTEBANAROT 4 года назад
You would sell your house just for some shit signed by some dead guy?
@kaml284
@kaml284 4 года назад
8:30 we got a dependapotamus at table 6.
@shockwinning
@shockwinning 4 года назад
15:27 “My social media is private!” Then why is it a social media that is public?
@avengermkii7872
@avengermkii7872 4 года назад
"My social media profile is private" *Laughs in Facebook*
@MonoCrowbo
@MonoCrowbo 4 года назад
She literally treated a simple request like it was sexual harassment, talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill.
@katherine1586
@katherine1586 3 года назад
I've watched this video twice and can't figure out what part this comment goes with...
@It-is-me...Melsie
@It-is-me...Melsie 2 года назад
@@katherine1586 Same.
@goddog2232
@goddog2232 4 года назад
When you don’t know Stan lee 🤪 that’s a bruh moment
@NotAllCatsAreNice
@NotAllCatsAreNice 3 года назад
Autographs from celebrities aren't cheap! Even minor celebrity autographs are still expensive. I was stoked when I got a Doug Jones autograph for 50$ on my shape of water poster.
@beniminya
@beniminya 4 года назад
Plot twist: The choosing beggar with the bike found the bike and left $200 on Op's doorstep
@mikolover1000
@mikolover1000 4 года назад
tbh I love the way r/slash says F*** u for his choosingbeggars voices honestly cant stop saying EEEEEF YEW!!!!
@Cottontailart
@Cottontailart 4 года назад
I’m glad I’m not the only one, bundle of sticks is another of my favs
@mangjyz6336
@mangjyz6336 4 года назад
Eight minutes ago is my new early record qwq I’d love if you looked through r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk it’s a mixture of Karen’s, revenge and bratty kids!
@brookeburch9966
@brookeburch9966 4 года назад
"I'm a big marvel fan" But you don't know who stan lee is? 😂
@AtomicZeus
@AtomicZeus 4 года назад
"I googled Stan Lee and he ain't anyone" Bruh I was so angry i was about to punch the screen
@AC-uw4il
@AC-uw4il 4 года назад
8:30 Dependapotamus lol just cuz you're married to a military personnel doesn't mean you hold the same entitlements or have the rank
@spectrelead
@spectrelead 4 года назад
A C She sure does sound like a dependapotamus. Met more than my fair share working on various installations with my previous job.
@xXxMyBlackDahliaxXx
@xXxMyBlackDahliaxXx 4 года назад
Women like that make me embarrassed about being a military spouse. This is why I try to avoid all the other spouses, I’m scared I’ll find a dependa in real life.
@Mogijup
@Mogijup 4 года назад
A C sorry for the ignorance, but what’s a dependapotamus? I think I have a good idea but I’d like to make sure
@AC-uw4il
@AC-uw4il 4 года назад
@@Mogijup dependapotamus is basically a woman who marries a soldier or other military members then gets fat and leeches off of them they also think they hold the same rank and benefits as their military spouse without going through the process of joining like basic training/boot camp for example a woman marries a Captain after marriage she start to get fat, tell other lower rank soldiers to salute to her, and like in this video "I should get a discount cuz all I did was marry a soldier" btw if you marry a soldier you only hold the benefits of a soldier family like free health care not the discount soldiers get in restaurants you're doing fine btw some people may not get it cuz its a military slang
@Mogijup
@Mogijup 4 года назад
A C ahh thank you! That was very helpful, and also kind of funny.. the name is definitely very fitting! LOL Some people need to go to the Amazon forest and apologize to the trees for wasting their air.
@darkei
@darkei 4 года назад
"I never heard of Stan Lee but i'm a huge Marvel fan!" Stan Lee: Aight, how do I get out of heaven so I can beat this buffoon?
@zara_lye
@zara_lye 4 года назад
wow. i just got home from campus exhausted and annoyed at the world and the sight of this video upload made my day. keep em coming Rslash!!!!
@lemonvhxney8139
@lemonvhxney8139 4 года назад
If he’d actually Googled, Stan Lee then he’d have felt soo stupid. HE IS IN SOME OF THE MARVEL MOVIES. HE CUT THORS HAIR DUDE. 👌🏻👌🏻 that’s memorable af.
@bobbyjohn8343
@bobbyjohn8343 4 года назад
Someone calls Stan lee some guy Me:avengers assemble we about to burn a corpse
@mormegil231
@mormegil231 4 года назад
- I would like to support the business by asking for free services. These people are amazing.
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