r/Idontworkherelady "GET ME YOUR MANAGER!" "Lady... I'm 12" 

SHE'S lecturing HIM about RESPECT while she just left a cart between their cars

The fact a 12 year old is staying off social media for the "10 year old tweets" issue is very telling of the world we live in

Karen: *"Then why is he here!?"* Manager: *"Buying stuff...?"* Goddamn, that really got me.

How to judge a person’s character: whether or not they have the human decency to put their cart back.

Karen: WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER? 12-year-old: You mean... my mom?

"Ma'am, that customer doesn't work here." "THEN WHY IS HE HERE!?!?" By that logic, Karen, why were _you_ there?

i love the first story just the "DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANY RESPECT?!?" "Yea enough respect to put my fucking cart away" not gonna lie, i'd probably say something very similar, and if she told me to come with her i would say "sorry but i was taught not to go with strangers"

My personal experience with a karen: so basically, i was a kindergarten. *KINDERGARTEN OK* And I was at the book store and I pick up this picture book and this older lady stares at my mom and asks "why are you letting your kid read THOSE kinds of books?" my mom looks at her like "wot???" and the lady says "how can you let your kid be so dumb. My kid can read novels" and my mom says "well, how old is your kid?" and the lady says he was 13. My mom laughs then says "My child is only 5 of course she cant read a novel." then the lady suddenly got really angry and stomps on the ground and says "DONT LAUGH AT ME! AT LEATS MY KID ISNT AN IDIOT LIKE YOU" to which my mom then says "well im not the one throwing a fit like a toddler" the lady mad as heck storms off and complains to the manager. The manager comes out and asks my mom why she slapped the woman. We explained everything that happened and that my mom never hit her and we had a witness prove we werent lying :| Like the situation was dumber than dumb of course a kindergartener cant read like the flip-

Baby: **gets born** Karens: WHY ARE YOU CRYING IN THE HOSPITAL I'LL GET YOU FIRED GO CALL YOUR MANAGER

Legit slapped my head when Karen said “THEN WHY IS HE HERE?”

No social media? I applaud that kid. He's got a lot of self discipline for a kid of that age, especially with the pressure he would face from his friends and school mates to join social media. Good for him. I hope that kid makes it to the NFL with that attitude.

Karens don’t realize that they aren’t in a singleplayer life where it’s them as a human player and everyone else as an NPC. They are in the MMO of REALITY. Suck it up Karens. You aren’t alone in this world. And honestly. We all kind of wish you were

When ur named Karen but doesn’t act like one. Person: Are u Karen? Karen: Yes, but actually no.

Karen: “Let me speak to the manager.” Person: “Haha I am the manager.” Karen: “Then let me speak with ur regional manager.” Person: “That’s also me!” Karen: “What! Then... let me speak to your company manager!” Person: “I own this company! *HAHAHAHAHAHA* Now gtfo.”

That last one hit close to home. I was 6'0" at 13. This sort of thing happened to me a few times back in the 90's. I still get people asking for help when I'm in stores, but mainly to get things off of high shelves; I finished off growing at 6'7".

Huh. Didn't even know my little story was recounted here. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it!

Dollar store Karens are the worst sort of Karen’s

A reply to Karen who wants you to put their trash away: "Don't you ever clean at home, at all? If you do, then you should be used to it too. So be a big girl and put your own trash away yourself." I wonder if that would end up with Karen exploding verbally, in front of her kid of course.

Sad that we’re in a world where a 10-year-old tweet gets people fired. Not like systems of justice are built on the idea of change now is it?

If someone were to complain to me and drag me to see the manager, I’d just play along until she realized I don’t actually work there.

I love that they stated as a “victory against the Karenhood”, cause I’m sure most people here know how much the number of Karen’s has increased over the past year. It’s basically becoming a war at this point with people having to deal with them daily

Karen: "hits disabled person" Person: "calls cops" Karen: *shocked pikachu face*

Man, that person named OP sure is having a lot of adventures.

I can't imagine how "rude" my reaction would be if some rando handed me trash to throw away because she recognizes me from a job I have on the other side of town. Like wtf is wrong with some people??

Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER Guy: *turns around, then turns back to face her* Hello Ma'am I am the manager!

I think these are some of the worst people. They assume you are under the bus and they have power over you. Can’t believe they actually exist. And I got to give credit to the OP’s of the story for handling this so well

Me when I see the 12 yr old manager thing: Ah yes, Another very tall child for our clan

I don’t know why, but it warmed my heart hearing that their child CHOOSES to not take part in social media. That was a choice I thought impossible as a kid, but it would of saved me so much drama growing up. On top of the fact that his parents didn’t choose for him.

Karen: Aren't you a bit young to work at a store? 12yo: Yes, yes I am.

Manager: *breathes* Karens: *HES ASSULTING ME!!*

The pharmacist really said “No❤️”

Karens have been around for along time. This happened to me when I worked at a local Stop N Go convenient store back in 1989-90. I worked 3rd shift since this store was open 24/7/365. My shift started at 10pm and went until 7am so I could be there to help with the morning new papers and early morning deliveries. Earlier in the day the Pepsi delivery was made and they brought in at least 50 trays of 2 liters of Pepsi products. They posted a huge sign in one of the 4 foot by 6 foot windows with the special sale price on i. They had also posted a sign on the main entrance door stating the price and sale special. They had also posted a huge display sign on the 2 liters themselves with the pricing special. I had just finished the shift change and the 2nd shift worker was finishing up their last bit of stocking in the coolers. I am at the cash register since there were a couple customers inside and a couple getting gas when this one lady rushes inside walks really fast to where the 2 liters are and walk around really fast to a couple other areas and then comes up to me at the register and asks me "How much is that Pepsi?". At that point 3 of the other customers that were close to the register waiting to be checked out started laughing madly as I said "Did you see any of the 3 huge signs around with the price on them?". She then huffed all the way back to the Pepsi display and grabbed 3 of the 2 liter bottles and slammed them down on the counter expecting me to check her out ahead of those already waiting in line. Needless to say I checked out 5 other customers, the 3 already inside and 2 that came inside to pay for their gas as she stood there just tapping her foot like I was to be at her beck and call. I was at least polite to her as I checked her out and did the whole nice cashier thing and once she was at the door I asked if she had seen any of the signs yet. Good thing the door had one of those nice hefty plungers on it since she tried to slam the door shut and failed at that as well. I had my entertainment for the night and my shift had only begun.

"I am so, so sorry about my deranged mother. They got her on new meds this week, and it doesn't seem to be working out. Please hold her here for a moment while I'll go get the plates from all the cars she scratched outside, please, under any circumstances, don't let her leave until I come back."

Reading the title “lady I’m 12” reminded me of when I was in car line one day, this woman’s kid tripped me and I pushed his leg in, as it was blocking the way. (Note, I already had issues with this woman as her kid would punch me and She kept saying “mY bAbY wOuLd NeVeR dO tHAt, liAr”.) I get in my moms car and the woman opens the car door and goes “your daughter kicked my baby in the leg” when the principal told her I simply moved it. She got half her body in the car, then touched my arm and went “sweetie you can’t hurt other k-“. Before she could finished my mom punched her in the nose (my mom is very overprotective) and went “don’t fucking touch my daughter”. Long story short the EM tried to file charges, but it was dropped because she was trespassing in the car. My mother was banned from car line for a month, and my dad had to pick me up.

I was 11 years old the first time I had to tell someone “I don't work here lady”. I'm shopping with my mother in a department store, looking for her size dress pants for her job. This woman taps me on the shoulder and asks me to go get her these clothes she's holding in her size. The first time, but not the last time I say to someone “Lady I don't work here. I'm 11 years old. And I think store employees are not allowed to wear cut off shorts, tee-shirts with words on them, and flipflops. Go away.” She then asks me “why I'm hanging up clothes if I don't work here?” “Because I knocked them down, and my momma told me to clean up the mess I made, and to not make more work for other people, to be a good citizen. Why what'd your mother tell you to do when you made a mess?”. Gaping fish mouth to follow. Then she asked if I had seen any employees anywhere, “I saw a lady with a name tag on go that way awhile ago”. My mother is at the next rack laughing at me. My mother is obviously old enough to be working there, and dressed very nicely, never occurred to that woman to ask her anything... WTH? Unfortunately this was the first time, but not the last time. This has been happening since 1975. The last time it happened was a few months ago. It's been about 50 years of this. My mother and husband think it's hilarious, they say it's because I have a “May I help you” face. Worst one was in a JCPenney store after I got off work, I switch busses at the mall to get home. I'm wearing my work uniform, khaki pants, fish covered shirt, ID badge on a lanyard. The woman grabbed my arm forcibly to try and pull me around as I'm looking at merchandise to buy. I told her “if you don't want to draw back a nub you better take your hands off of me.” I stood at least 4 inches taller than her. She said “how dare I talk to a customer that way!”. I said “How dare you grab a customer that way b-itch! I don't work here, I have a real job”. She said “of course you work here you have a name tag on!” “No, I have a security badge on in my lanyard, where they do background checks on people with my job, retail sales doesn't do that. And I just got off work.”. Her response was still “but you have a name tag on! Wait on me.” My response... “Bite me.” and I walked off. That woman left marks on my arm where her nails dug into me. She's dang lucky I didn't punch her. But my husband already warned me if I punch one of these crazy women he's not bailing me out. He's seen it happen, where they keep on and I ball up my fist, he grabs me before I launch a punch, and herds me away. One of these days I'm gonna hit someone that leaves marks on me... I'm too dang old for this nonsense anymore. I have nearly 50 years of “I don't work here lady!!!”. But I love hearing other people's stories about this. Take care, stay safe, have a nice day. 👵🙂✌️🖖 😷 🙉🙈🙊 🌎☮️

The first one was really funny when you consider that she was too lazy/busy to put a cart back, but was ready to waste all that time and energy to go ALL the way back to the store, and track down the manager.

“On of our most hated managers showed up, let’s call her GLaDOS” Me: *Imagines them speaking in a GLaDOS voice*

That kid in the last story is smart. Social media sucks, and yeah, people will ruin your life because of something stupid you said 10 years ago

The replies to the first story almost had Rslash laughing, and he usually stays very professional during these videos

That one about the woman knowing he worked for a grocery store and not the theater really surprised me

The first story hits me personally, i was a cart attendant at my last job, it was such a headache that people wouldnt put carts in the cart corrals, its why theyre there.....ugh.....i hated that job

What kind of idiot mistakes a god dang 12 year old for an employee?!?!?!

Your voice for all the entitled people, Karens, and jerks fit perfectly like they provoke a response to want to knock their light out (dont know if that's a good thing or not). Keep doing the good work man.

"he's old enough *and heavy enough* that kidnapping is not likely". Oh my god. I want to meet these parents, say, talk to the son's manager. And tell them they they're awesome. Edit: it's sad that the kid doesn't have social media, because he's afraid of getting cancelled over a mistake or saying something stupid. It wasn't all that long ago that people would just call you on saying something stupid, you'd day "you know what? You're right. That was a long time ago, I've changed since then, and didn't realise that would harm people. Sorry, my bad!" and everyone would move on with their lives. Kid, if you (or your managers) ever read this: try not to let it stop you. Almost anyone has some stupid shit on their timeline from forever ago if you go back far enough. If someone wants to call you out, just be completely honest. "yeah, i did say that, but I didn't realise it is as harmful at the time. I'm also not literally 12 anymore". This sort of thing shits me to tears. Happens all the time in the furry fandom, for whatever reason. Once someone gets the tiniest bug up their arse about anything, instead of just farting it out and moving on like a normal person, they leave the bug there, to grow, feed, fester, breed, do everything but deal with it. But once that bug is in their arse, it's there forever. It's like they don't realise that people change and evolve over time. It's sad. Makes me ashamed to be a furry, honestly.

I have been binge watching all of his videos, I haven’t slept for days.

The 12 year old should have said "unless this store supports Child workers, you have the wrong person"

You already know she’s a Karen when she just says let me speak to your manager and your not even on the job

I just discovered your channel and I haven't laughed this much on any other channel! You've got the perfect sense of humor and fun for these stories. Thank you for brightening my day!

Karen: *has not asked for help yet* "YoU'rE nOt VeRy HeLpFuL!"

"I look tough, but there's nothing tough about my marshmallow soul." I feel that. I'm a short, young adult female, a little heavier than I should be, and I have RBF (Resting B**** Face). It keeps the creeps away from me and my passive, marshmallow soul.

"And a purse big enough to brain a camel" I don't know why I find this so funny

Retail is one of the most dangerous jobs to work in. I believe that employees should be able to protect themselves from these Karens and they need to make a law that will give the employees a chance to defend themselves if they are being threatened.

Employer: *Looks up rSlash* Employer: *Watches videos* Employer: You criticise people on the internet? rSlash: Yes sir. Employer: *Keeps watching* Employer: *Clicks subscribe* Employer: They deserve it.

Who goes into a dollar store and complains about the stuff there. Everything is cheap for a reason, it's in the name

I love that you clean up everything on these posts. I laugh every time you censor the word "crap" :) Thank you for bringing a bit of happiness to my day!

I love these videos they really help with my reading! I have adhd and personally trying to read stuff longer than a paragraph can be a struggle sometimes so having a voiceover really helps me enjoy it! It’s like my friend is reading it to me! 💜

First story: Even better, OP should've turned this into a malicious compliance and just asked the lady if she really wanted to drive to "X company" at "Y address" just to speak with his manager. Second story: Honestly, I would've go by the 3 strike rule if I ever resigned from such a disorganized workplace. First strike, I tell them politely that I no longer work for them and to delete my info. Second strike, I warn them that if they call me again, I'll file a harassment charge against them. If they don't get the point across before the third strike, they have to suffer the consequences. Third story: I think rSlash said it well. There is no more defining trait for a Karen than their delusion that everyone owes them something one way or another. Fourth story: Welp, I wouldn't wanna be in the shoes of the hotel receptionist who had to answer the call from that Karen after this story took place. Fifth story: One of my philosophies is that it's the kindest people with a tough appearance that you should never get on the wrong side of. Sixth story: You know, even without the red shirt, there's still a slight chance that OP's son would've become ... _Targeted._

Manager: he doesn't work here. Karan: then why is he here? Me: Uh, you don't work there either. And if you don't work there, then why are YOU there? Hmmmm?

Great video. Love gearing about all the "Karen's " got what was owed them and how one was even kind enough to take down her friend Gladas with her.

I love how there are so many of these type of stories that there is a whole subreddit dedicated to them.

These Karens are basically like this in a nutshell. OP: "I don't work here lady." Karen: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." *OR* Karen: "Wait, that's illegal." *OR* Karen: "We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled."

getting calls from a place where you haven't worked at for 3 years is one of the most hilarious shit I've ever heard. Guy should've checked in and asked where his paycheck for the last 3 years was if he "still works there"

I worked retail and after rolling my 👀 eyes I laughed hysterically! 😆 😂😂 💕 to you and your family.

oh man, your karen voice is soo epic, it completely captures that snotty rich attitude. keep it up, it's funny as hell.

OH I LOVE that idea...zip tieing a shopping cart to the car door handle sounds a FANBLOODYTASTIC idea !!!

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS RU-vid CHANNEL IF YOU’RE NOT MAKING RSLASH VIDEOS” Edit:Wow A lot of people didn’t get the joke and for those people I just wanna say “R/wooosh”

I discovered your channel a few months ago and i love these video's. Karens getting owned is the best content ever

BRAVO to the last kid. He's very smart and polite. GOOD JOB PARENTS!!!!! Barry

I'm the weirdo running around the grocery store putting all the lazy's carts back lol it really is the easiest thing and I usually have to drag my 3 kids under 9 with me so wtf is YOUR excuse?! I worked at a store before and had to collect the carts, in the winter in Maine so I know how crappy it can be, not to mention when you can't park cause idiots leave them in a parking spot.

Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER Kid: I'm 12.... Karen: *realizes she screwed up - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I love the phrasing of the pharmacy store worker ...bless his marshmallow soul!

I love the tone you said “Buying stuff?”

Kid: Mommy what's that? Mom: A wild karen, whyde U as-- *-Pokemon musics play-* *A wild Karen appeared infront of u* Karen: What ya say?!?!

When there is 68 dislikes: The hardest decisions require the strongest will

I never get enough of these videos.🤣

😂😂😂 "I won't get the job because I bash 100s of people online". That was the golden line from this video for sure.

"Gladys" is one of the reasons why labor unions exist.

I got quite confused when i read that last story. A 12 year old kid is 5'10'' and 190Ibs and i'm 23 at 5'11'' and 230Ibs. But i can't imagine how big he would get when he stops growing.

"Then why is he here?" I am still laughing hysterically over that one!

The story with the guy calling the manager GLaDOS. And the Doctor Who hoodie. He rocks !

All The Dislikes are From Karen's Who Was Not Able to Take Free things from a Store And their Entitled brat :)

rslash: uploads me, awake at 6am for god knows what reason: *my life has purpose*

Hey, I think that your channel is awesome and 99% of the stories are straight up hilarious.

My cousin has literally been accused of fellonies because he’s a greeter in a store that requires masks so he has to ask people to put them on. He’s 17.

As someone who works at a grocery store and has to go out into the blistering heat to get carts, I'm so glad OP in the first story told that Karen off. I'm already out in the heat in a hot uniform pushing carts back into the store. I don't want to have to walk all over the parking lot to get carts when I could just go to one spot and get them. Rant over.

Was at office depot the other day a dude came up to me asking me to restock the shelves I was in basketball shorts and slides and the uniform is a redshirt 🤣

The amount of nerdy references is amazing and I love it

"marshmallow soul" that's actually made me smile, that's adorable

Lmao GLaDOS is the perfect name for the entitled person in that story.

That 5ft 10 190lb 12 year old is gonna be like 6ft 10 when he finishes puberty damn

Been just watching these videos straight for like 2 hours they’re great

Just agree to show up every time they call you, lol

zip tying a cart to someone's car sounds like a goodway to get shot don't do it

The shopping cart is the test of your value as a person

Bruh it's five am I have watched this nonstop

People always think I work in every grocery store. The number of sweet people who I've helped find things 🤣🤣🤣

You reading GlaDOS as Gladys hurt my soul. It has an 'O'...

Do rslash extreme cheapskates were any one will do something for 5 cents or save money in ridiculous ways

Dear rSlash, if one day I'm in the position of someone who need to hire a employe and a profile like yours pop-up, I wil hire him/her in a second. Your sense of fairness and justice is very sharp and these are character traits that I consider essential

No one: Not a single soul: Rslash: GLADAS