r/Idontworkherelady "I'm A Customer, YOU MORON!" 

Lol

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Thank you for this comment! Lol, It’s hilarious to me! XD

HAHA YES

Lolololololololololololololol

Of course they are real! Look at Grey's Anatomy! Doctors have sex in their workplace all the time! Even in death beds! Xd

@@strikeforce1500 grey anatomy be like, EMERGENCY THIS KID JUST GOT A PENCIL STUCK IN HIS SKULL, meanwhile the doctors fucming in the pther room be like 😩😩😳😳

@@strikeforce1500 I dunno... the TV show is totally different from the book...

@@maggpiprime954 there is a BOOK?

@@Froggers. Yep! Classic non-fiction, it's been around since 1858. It's pretty gory, but you don't realise it until someone sticks their nose over your shoulder.

Sounds like my grandmother.

Used to happen to me when I was 5 and would see my favorite hero die in one movie and alive in another (and this time wooing another girl🤣)

We can forgive her since she's old 😂

Mortified? You know that word means “really embarrassed,” right?

@@kranberry3318 Words are just sounds used to convey meaning. As long as you understand what they're getting at, they could've said she was bomdangled or hamjinxed and nothing would change except some letters

2030: Hire strangers to get into your car.

@@vadfarkas14 nope that ones been around longer than any of us

2040: break into strangers’ cars and wait for them to return from their errand

Stalker level: Karen

How the turn have table

There's always a bigger fish

I guess you would call this Karenmic balance?

Thing is, that would've been an easy way to get kidnapped.

But ye, they dumb.

It’s honestly probably fake. The story is a little too perfect

(Reposting my comment here so you don’t have to find my explanation of the story) Okay like straight up. That second story with the old lady and gym equipment is kinda bullshit. Imagine you’re the employee right, and you’re standing there working with a bunch of big guys applying for a job, your focus is getting them through considering it’s important and you have such a long line. It’s not your responsibility to talk to every customer there, that’s the other employees responsibility. So when this old lady approaches you and asks for paperwork without mentioning anything else or maybe asking if she’s talking to a customer service employee, then you would be a bit confused considering the stereotype around people that exercise (predominantly men) and around the people that work at gyms or equipment stores (also men, who are usually very well built). So you tell your boss “hey I think she might be confused, let’s pull her in back, ask some questions, and see if she knows what she’s applying for.” Then when you start asking questions the old lady hits you with some attitude and starts questioning you and saying you don’t actually know anything about the equipment you sell. I guarantee that’d start to annoy you, she’s a classic Karen. Now granted, the questions they asked weren’t technically correct, but, the intention behind those questions and concerns, from a business, and health aspect, where very legitimate. Old people, not just women, have frail bones, that’s just a fact. And she would be working in a building where she would regularly be lifting and move plates and equipment, ranging from 25-100lbs on a daily basis. The second she gets hurt, which she most likely would, as would any old person, she gets workers comp and the company gets sued. She also most likely, to them, doesn’t look like she could hold her own in an environment. They worded theses concerns very poorly, but they were valid concerns, both for their business, and for her health. Also. As we all know. When you write a story about yourself you exaggerate a bit to make yourself out to be the clear “hero.” I’d be willing to put money down that these guys doing the interview did not have half the attitude that she portrayed, nor did the big guy deserve to loss his job over valid concerns. Sure they handled it poorly. But that doesn’t mean this lady didn’t cause this to happen. Who walks into a respected business, sees a BUNCH of guys filling out paperwork and assume that they’re all here for repairs. If there’s that many people needing repairs after a 2 week quarantine, then this company and their products would be out of business for being garbage. She could have very easily asked “hey is this customer service” like all people do when they’re in a building they’re not familiar with

Matthew Krupa-Gregory Like, I’m pretty sure if a woman comes into an interview, and then says, “I’ve been exercising longer than you’ve been alive. Blah blah blah.” There’s already red flags to the interview, so at that point, it’s not even discrimination.

It's obviously a fake story

Yup, I think of that quote every day. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8rh6qqsmxNs.html

I hate that quote, that's not how averages work. It's possible for 0% or 99% of something to be below an average. Maybe they're just tacitly relying on the assumption that intelligence follows a normal distribution. But I really feel that if you're insulting other people's intelligence you should use "median" and "average" correctly.

@@markanon8914 average intelligence is 100 and that is in the middle of the distribution curve

@@markanon8914 average can also mean median although the mean is more common average /ˈav(ə)rɪdʒ/ noun a number expressing the central or typical value in a set of data, in particular the mode, median, or (most commonly) the mean, which is calculated by dividing the sum of the values in the set by their number.

​@@AltonV Hmm I've personally never seen 'average' used to mean 'median' (or maybe it was but I assumed it was mean). But I guess if the dictionary people say so, then there must be people that use it as such... That's just confusing though, I already dislike those people :p

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT EPISODE! lol such a classic 😆

this has to be fake and just that

A couple years later there was a movie that was mildly similar in concept called Galaxy Quest. There was a planet of aliens that never lied or something and didn't realize that a Star Trek show (not actually star trek) wasn't a documentary or something (it's probably been 20 years since I've seen the movie so I don't recall the specific details)

Exactly! At least the stalker was Brooke Shields. I wouldn't mind being stalked by her.

A solid reminder that for as dumb as Joey kinda is, that there are people even dumber than that who make him look like a college-educated genius.

No kidding I'm fucking cringing so hard

Ikr

I... I just can’t... my brain can’t comprehend that level of stupid...

@@SUBM4CH1N3 I think it may actually have come from there, as I definitely heard this story elsewhere a few weeks ago.

If that is real I seriously think she has some type of mental disability or brain damage.

"Come with me if you want to Lyft". No? OK

You won the comments.

At my first job as a chemical process operator (Chemikant) I had a training of 3 years (Germany). Alongside was somebody, who can be called a moron. You should assume that a chemical process operator should know a bit of chemistry. But this guy (in the 3rd a last year!) asked a question, which can easily be answered by someone in the 1st year. I can't remember, which question it was. It was ~22 years ago.

Way back when I was renting one of a dozen rooms in a converted building, there was a guy I got to know I'll call "Gary". Gary went to school for computer science, and got his A+ certification, even though he seemed to need an instruction card in order to breathe. There was one day where, I kid you not, he actually forgot how to tie his own shoes. Gary was a bona fide idiot of the highest caliber, and yet he managed to get certified to work on computer hardware. It's enough to make one weep.

The stupidity is strong in that one.

GrandmasterDevo it almost sounds fake, but knowing some people that I do, I could definitely see it being real

It’s probably fake or vastly exaggerated, but funny story

Yeah, she is probably a Trump voter.

@@Hans_P_G No, thats the kind of person that doesnt vote because the KGB Assassins they saw on the TV shot up a crowd at an airport once. Remember, No Russian.

What? That's it? You should have said more. He obviously was just a lazy employee trying to get out of doing anything. If I were you, I would have screamed at him a bunch, demanded to see his manager, and throw a huge hissy fit like a spoiled toddler. It's the reasonable thing to do, really.

You could have at least accused them of lying 😂

What's even worse in a mind numbing way, is when a customer asks "do you work here?" when you're very clearly plainly dressed as an employee. 😑😑

@@NyttAura IDK man, I've learned to ask anyway. Apparently you can buy Walmart vests online, so I've once asked for help only for the person to realize he's wearing the vest he bought at an actual Walmart. Imagine the shock when I looked it up and they are indeed for sale on eBay. Apparently he normally shops at Target and wears it for the confused looks he gets, and wasn't planning on being at Walmart that day but needed something. Now I ask at any store, even if the logo is staring me in the face.

I tend to get asked a lot if I'm open at my cash. "I mean I'm not posing for anything, so pretty sure I'm open, but I guess I should check with my supervisor just to be really sure, cause I don't have a light on or anything above my cash" No I've never said this, but it's tempting. I've been tempted to walk off a few times, when asked if I was open.

Yeah, she needs to carry a potted tree with her to replace the oxygen she's stealing!

I agree, she seems kinda detached from reality.

Agreed.

@@hawkeyescoffee6399 Sounds to me that if she's smart enough to have a degree but missing out on what was being explained to her, that it could easily be a learning disability or a form of Autism. A lot of women never get diagnosed or when they do it's because their sons have it. Autism presents in women vastly differently than it does in boys/men. One of the main traits is missing out on social cues. She sounds like shes a good mom and a hard worker, just not picking up on a social aspect of the conversation.

It sounds like a fake story based on Brooke Shields’ character in Friends. 💀

LMAO

And she has a bacherlor's degree. In what? Basketweaving?

@Crim the Northern Smithy why would you subject yourself to that kind of masochistic torture

The thing is, can’t the people just refer her to customer service

Being less likely to get a job based on those thing, especially depending on the job, is sadly valid. But any kind of exclusion or discrimination is just wrong! Meritocracy is better then having yo employ someone just to fill a quota. BUT half assed meritocracy where part of the workforce is excluded invalidatly, is not meritocracy! That is nepotism!

The old lady didn’t tell the recruiters she was a customer in the wrong place, even when she realised she was in the wrong place.

@@Martynde I know that. I'm just saying that it's a common practise to descriminate against gender, age and disability. But businesses tend to do so quietly and behind closed doors. To do so loudly like that is really bad.

@@ethribin4188 I love the idea of Meritochracy. To get a job that you have earned, instead of being given it just to fill a job position.

Lil LaF Zally It was.

IKR!!!

Except that there wasn't any mention of "foodal chokage". ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9V37LX407yM.html

Karen: I am speed

@@akshatshukla249 OP: Oh yeaa i can type in light speed.

/tp @s 2000 ~ 2000

@@Evinti /tp @a 2019

@@WhoRUTalkingAbout /time set 2019

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

My husband used to pick me up from the city train station. We had it timed pretty well, he'd arrive around the time the train pulled into the station. On multiple occasions someone just got in the car, in the back seat, thinking he was a lyft or uber (he was neither and there were no stickers on the car). Once he had to yell for the woman to get out of his car. By that point I had reached the car too, it wasn't until she saw me kiss my husband from the front seat that she accepted we weren't her ride. Some people think the world revolves around them.

K a r e n e s e

@@whywhy958 I'm of Asian descent from Houston and a friend's dad was bad-mouthing the Astros. Friend said, "Shut up, dad." Friend points at me and whispers, "Houstonese."

Who’d want that piece of trash?

Asya lmao she’s gonna hijack em

@@autumnmarilyn5216 she be the lyft

Funnily enough this reminded me of Brians girlfriend Jillian from Family Guy. Very pretty but dumb as a rock.

Yes exactly! Lol that girl was nuts

I thought about that too! “I’m not a doctor, I just pretend to be one!” “Oh, my goodness! Do the people at the hospital know about this?”

Or Phoebe herself.

@@NyttAura Brooke Shields though!! Am I right??

Yeah, except the aliens, though child-like, were still able to understand what Tim Allen's character meant when he explained to them that he 'WAS AN ACTOR ON A FICTIONAL TV SHOW.' Oh yeah, and he only had to do it ONCE. Lol

Good point

Sounds like the plot from that Friends episode where Joey is dating Brooke Shields

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement They actually didn't understand if I remember right, he had to specifically say "We lied".

Paul L I guess she thinks the hospital show is a reality show.

I like to refer to that little phenomenon as “the void”

Same here

@@skeltonslay8er781 or "the infinite loop, known otherwise as the Morgenstern Paradox."

I envisioned Lindsay from total drama island

I pictured Brooke Shields' guest spot on Friends, where she played a stalker who thought Joey really was Dr. Drake Ramoray.

It reminds of that episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. When Will tells a bunch of old ladies Carlton was the character that killed a fan favourite actor, and they harassed him all the way to their hotel.

You could say they, it's not that hard

Brain damage is the new normal.

I signed this petition-𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 {𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭}

Is really necessary? He already cover the sub sometimes.

@@Eamont_ your bot doesnt even work it confessed its a bot lmaoo

@@Rebrutez thats what I was looking at LOL. Report it pls, annoying as hell

Wait isn't that woman underage bc 15... yikes m8 thats not right

@@awhopper3241 dark internet is invading normal internet 0_0 This ..... This isn't right

@@Rebrutez They're replying to a bot, not admitting to being one.

Tyrnak Fenrir well, that’s not irritating.

@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 that's kinda the point

Have you not seen his other videos he already has covered this subreddit

@@rosehearttoxic1691 he has covered "I don't work here" which is the opposite, regular people being mistaken as employees. What I'm talking about is "I do work here" which is employees and owners being mistaken for regular customers.

ME TOO OMG It took me wayyyy too long to realize, what they meant-

nah, that was just regular capitalism.

Let me make it worse for you: Pretty much all of the people complaining about the second story are in favor of race and sex based hiring.

Sadly, I know a couple people who are that stupid. So, I believe it.

For some reason I read that as theremins, and was just, just really confused tbh? Like, my head went straight to a warbly fake alien voice played by a theremin, and I- Makes more sense after reading it over again, lol-

Thanks! You to

Thanks

Thanks you too

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You too!

Yeah, go into a store, sound like a failure of an interviewee and then sue the store.

@@whatisahandlebruh I have two jobs, but thanks. :) not sure how she sounded like a failure when she clearly knew what she was talking about and called out their blatant agism sexism.

@@ellamars4659 I mean, it was kinda arrogant. Like, “I’ve exercised longer then either of you have been alive.” That seems like it’d be the type of thing that would not fly well in an interview.

@@whatisahandlebruh The issue wasn't that she didn't get the job or anything. Its that they saw her and immediately decided she wasn't worth even filling out an application. Yes, the remark was arrogant, but they were being judgmental from the very beginning, based off of her gender and age. Even if they planned to not hire her from her age and gender, despite it still being sexist and ageist, it's not as likely to be so blatantly illegal.

@@kiralonely1307 Alright, here’s a quote from some other’s guy comment. “(Reposting my comment here so you don’t have to find my explanation of the story) Okay like straight up. That second story with the old lady and gym equipment is kinda bullshit. Imagine you’re the employee right, and you’re standing there working with a bunch of big guys applying for a job, your focus is getting them through considering it’s important and you have such a long line. It’s not your responsibility to talk to every customer there, that’s the other employees responsibility. So when this old lady approaches you and asks for paperwork without mentioning anything else or maybe asking if she’s talking to a customer service employee, then you would be a bit confused considering the stereotype around people that exercise (predominantly men) and around the people that work at gyms or equipment stores (also men, who are usually very well built). So you tell your boss “hey I think she might be confused, let’s pull her in back, ask some questions, and see if she knows what she’s applying for.” Then when you start asking questions the old lady hits you with some attitude and starts questioning you and saying you don’t actually know anything about the equipment you sell. I guarantee that’d start to annoy you, she’s a classic Karen. Now granted, the questions they asked weren’t technically correct, but, the intention behind those questions and concerns, from a business, and health aspect, where very legitimate. Old people, not just women, have frail bones, that’s just a fact. And she would be working in a building where she would regularly be lifting and move plates and equipment, ranging from 25-100lbs on a daily basis. The second she gets hurt, which she most likely would, as would any old person, she gets workers comp and the company gets sued. She also most likely, to them, doesn’t look like she could hold her own in an environment. They worded theses concerns very poorly, but they were valid concerns, both for their business, and for her health. Also. As we all know. When you write a story about yourself you exaggerate a bit to make yourself out to be the clear “hero.” I’d be willing to put money down that these guys doing the interview did not have half the attitude that she portrayed, nor did the big guy deserve to loss his job over valid concerns. Sure they handled it poorly. But that doesn’t mean this lady didn’t cause this to happen. Who walks into a respected business, sees a BUNCH of guys filling out paperwork and assume that they’re all here for repairs. If there’s that many people needing repairs after a 2 week quarantine, then this company and their products would be out of business for being garbage. She could have very easily asked “hey is this customer service” like all people do when they’re in a building they’re not familiar with.”

Malcolm La Prairie and communism would be great for the UK, would t it? 🙄

@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 what?

I always get inposter in among us but...

@@WhoRUTalkingAbout I was in medbay it wasn't me

Negative: I am a meat popsicle.

im doing great, how are you doing?

@Why are you saying my username is good? Yw

And then get arrested for assault.

@@nikkiofthevalley hahaha... true or just tell them to go back to school bcoz they can't read... how's that...

@@maneildecena2047 yea

@@nikkiofthevalley 😄😄😄

Who?

Who?

@@lotusflowerpop2889 Ash Sarkar

@@emmamoon3056 Ash Sarkar

@@Oceansteve and how is she crazy? This is the first time i've heard of her

"I told you, I'm not a doctor. I'm a thespian." Kevina: (Covers her son's ears) Look, what you do in your bedroom is your business, but this is hardly the kind of thing to discuss in front of kids.

@@abrahamthebewildered1448 dammit, Jim!

Are*

C. both

No get lost

I won’t bro

JC Denton who asked

Memento Mori

Unus, or Annus?