"She's not pregnant, she's just really fat. Arrest her because she's probably eating here without paying. Don't touch me, I'm married to you commissioner and will get you relegated to wanna-be mall cops before I leave."
Georges Mathieu There actually wasn’t an error in the text at that point, he just read it wrong. I have no issues with that though lol He’s human and I knew what he meant
@@SillyRamen Yes, I know. I was saying in other videos there was a typo that didn't make any sense with what the story was saying. RSlash correct those. I think he tried to do that here and ended up slipping and making an error. Or a Ferdinand slip either way we SillyRaman, we are saying the same thing :) Rslash is human he is allowed to make mistakes. The internet just reserves the right to mock him until the end of time.
“In this state, any use of physical force against a pregnant woman is classified as aggravated battery or something like that.” Shouldn’t this be a law in all states???
I feel like there should be circumstances where's it would/should be fine. Extreme cases like she assaults you with a weapon or something like that otherwise. Yes.
$16 each is perhaps a bit steep, especially if you consider that as an average. But I guess it seems a bit more or less depending on how often you go out and what kind of area you're in. Also, she was probably planning the whole "refund" thing the entire time. By not being involved in the ordering process, she can accuse the restaurant of gouging her or being otherwise unreasonable with the bill.
If you want service, no matter what that is (restaurant, tech, banking/monetary, etc.) you need to be polite and cooperative. You don't have to be happy with it, but you need to keep yourself in check. If you have a complaint, mention it, but do it in a calm professional type manner. Act like an adult, not a child. Manners matter if you want to be taken as anything but an asshole. Especially if you want your issue addressed.
Many, many businesses will give you extra/free stuff if you're nice and cooperative. Sometimes they'll even refer you to other places that they're friends/partners with that will also give you extra stuff.
1st story: interesting how the most vile of Karens have some link with the church. Pushing over a pregnant woman is perhaps the most unchristian thing someone can do.
@@Kuromipawz they more than likely would with undeniable proof of her poor behavior and prison record, god doesn't look doen kindly on people like that
@@Richard_Nickerson depends on the denomination. Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Catholics still do it. But a Baptist place will just go "please attend a different church" if you're acting like a fool and making them look bad.
For those wondering Kate Marcos holds the world record for most expensive pee. It was filled with expensive vitamins and supplements. It was valued at around $2500 USD.
It's like online games going down for maintenance very early morning in the US, 4 am to 10 am PST for a big update usually, but they schedule them so that it falls on the prime gaming times in Europe that take up most of the day 11 am to 6pm GMT).
@@neilprice513 Thats why big online gaming companies often have 2 or 3 different regions that are nowhere connected to each other, so they can schedule US region offline during US night, and europe offline during europe night.
@@hubertnnn Doesn't always happen though. Take The Elder Scrolls Online, for example, they do the maintenance on the European and US servers at the same time. As does Star Wars The Old Republic, another example, they take ALL their servers down at the same time to do their maintenance. A lot of online MMO's do this as well, take ALL their region servers down at the exact same time to do be maintained.
I have a question for the first story: Why did they let her trought the Employe door? If someone would have done this on my old work place, they would have been escorted out.
15 kids and a woman just rushed into your store 10 minutes before opening. By the time you got them corralled and escorted out it would be way past opening. Not worth the time investment to kick them out since they were lowmanned as well.
I spent almost 2 decades managing in restaurant and retail locations. Only once did someone absolutely refuse to leave when they came in outside our operating hours; I gave them the opportunity to explain to the local police why they were not trespassing by remaining on our property after being asked to leave by management; if the police agreed with him then and only then would he be treated as a customer rather than a criminal. He declined that opportunity, and decided that whatever he needed from the store wasn't worth the risk of spending the morning in custody. 😉
Yeah what that one guy said 👆 Just be a decent human being and no one will. Unless you're friends with someone and they do it as a joke. Positive malicious compliance 😃
That story about the meeting was almost exactly what I had, but in the reverse. I had to join a conf call from South Africa at midnight and when I asked the person if they could possibly shift it to a slightly less painful time slot I was reminded that it's an international company. Like that one I had to schedule a follow up so made it nice and early my time, which worked out to 1:30am EST. That person informed me that it was a bad time and asked me to change the slot, I replied with the exact line she gave me "It's an international company and sometimes meetings just don't quite work out for everyone". The weekly meeting changed after that to a more acceptable time.
Kinda surprised that didn't happen, and that the employee door was unlocked before opening. That's a HUGE security issue for any place that has a cash register! 😮
As an aspiring youth pastor, the first story pissed me off so bad. Way to show the teachings and love of Christ by insulting and assaulting a pregnant woman
@@jamieschechner7954Jesus was just a guy,or one of many guys,as there were many jesus's that existed during that time. And there are no eye witness reports of his "miracles"written down during the time he lived. His story was only written 60 years after he was allegedly born. By a guy who heard stories from people,who heard stories from people.The newtestament was supposed to be part of the old testament, but got sepparated from the rest,as some jews didn't accept it. The first christians were actually just jews who believed the story of jesus,compared to the ones who didn't. And the christians today are actually just jews,who believe in jesus. There is a whole historic research of religious origins on the internet,just gotta bother to look it up.
Hilarious drug test story! I applied for a RECEPTIONIST job--sort mail, answer phones, super brainless, even though they required a bachelors degree--for a heavy equipment company. They sent me a letter saying I was hired contingent on a clean drug test from their 'approved' testing facility, which was 60 miles from my home. It would take the better part of my day. I called to see if there was any facility closer, and the smug Karen told me I had to go through their facility, but I'd be reimbursed for mileage and meals (2). I asked for confirmation and Karen sent an email saying I'd be reimbursed for mileage at $2.50, and meals were up to $45/each, 2 being the max. So I invite my friend on this "pee trip". We zip to the next city, do the test, then go for breakfast, go antiquing and shopping, have lunch, and go home. When I sent copies of the expenses, the lunch receipt was $64, which I circled to show I knew it was over the limit. I heard nothing for a week as to the results of my test (I only take an occasional aspirin, so I was clean), or reimbursement. So I called Karen and was told I spent too much and they weren't going to reimburse me OR hire me! I called the CEO's office and said I wanted to discuss his company's dishonest employment practices before I went to the media and sought legal action. I got put through to him, explained the situation, and he promised he would take care of it. 3 days later, I got a check for $150 and a written apology for the "misunderstanding" from Karen. I bet that really choked her! They hired me, and Karen was gone. I only worked there for 6 months because they were bought out by a multi-national company, but they were very nice. They also found a closer drug testing place. Turns out Karen was getting a kickback from the one that was in the next city!
Can we just appreciate that we can enjoy rslash without looking at the screen and listening to the video *or* listening to the video but not looking at the screen?
without looking at the screen and listening to the video, and listening to the video but not looking at the screen are the same thing i swear. that or my brain is messed up and i cant read
I was in an outpatient clinic for ED’s for several months and twice a week we had to pee in a cup. I can’t imagine it being so expensive to do something so simple
Me sees Title: Guy: I don't need help from women Op: Ok sir (grinning cuz hes ganna make a story on it on reddit) *Time passes* Guy: *Shocked pikachu face* As he speaks with another women He gets trauma for not liking women
That Europe-USA call meetings reminded me when I was on a USA-Europe-Australia call meetings. I was one of the Europe guys, the call was 10PM for me , 7AM next day for Australia and 3PM for USA. At least, it was a call so that was manageable. And not on Friday night xD
Depending on the location of his employer they could of had legal rights to anything developed using company resources on company time. And if they could prove tampering that could be viewed as corporate espionage and the dude could of gone to jail as well as be sued. On top of that if the source code was similar enough in the new factory then the old one could sue for copyright infringements, if the above legal rights are able to be claimed.
Food for 15 teens. Even without double meat and guac that would have been expensive. WTF lady. Also she's a church youth leader. She better be fired. And banned.
I work in a running specialty store where we fit customers for running shoes and the number of times my female coworkers (who are absolutely capable of assisting anyone either just as good as myself or even better!) have had someone ask “Is there a guy who works here? Are you sure you can help me? Is HE the manager?”... I like to have some fun with them like either I’ll pretend I’m incompetent at everything and then they’ll “save” me or I keep pestering the customer “So you think my coworker can’t help you? Why’s that? What’s them being a woman have to do with anything? You think women are less capable than men? I’m so sorry that you never had a mother growing up.” And they effing LOSE it 😂🙌
Melissa Vo It kills them too. And since both of my managers, and the regional manager, and the district manager, and the head of HR are all women, the customer has a long road ahead of them if they wanna try and file a complaint about me calling them out on their bs.
It was mentioned she comes in enough for the staff to recognize her, so I can't imagine she planned on not paying. Odds are she just didn't bother doing the math in her head. She may not have even been the one paying, as the receipt could have been so the church would reimburse her later (but she may have gone over budget).
Clearly someone at the church gave her the card and said something like, "go take the girls out for lunch, try to keep it under $150." What I wanna know is who does the hiring for her church? 😮 I'm an atheist and I would be a better Christian youth group leader than her! 😂
For the last post, depending on the location of his employer they could of had legal rights to anything developed using company resources on company time. And if they could prove tampering that could be viewed as corporate espionage and the dude could of gone to jail as well as be sued. On top of that if the source code was similar enough in the new factory then the old one could sue for copyright infringements, if the above legal rights are able to be claimed.
First story: Just another power trippin', racist, body shaming and physically aggressive Karen who will fight a losing battle to the very end. Glad she got her instant Karma at least, which doesn't happen as often as it should. Second story: That sounds like an awesome exploitable military benefit. Third story: Sucks to have your relaxing friday evenings ruined when you've forced people to wake up every friday way before usual business hour for your "important meetings", doesn't it, Karen! Fourth story: If someone judged my knowledge/skills based on who/what I am at my job, I would just deny them any service and report the incident as harassment to my superiors. I have no tolerance for people who puts up a condescending attitude, and I feel bad for women who has to endure those kind of personal insults on a daily basis. And to answer the question from the reply: It's just your run-of-the-mill sexist emotional abuser who sees women as nothing more than slaves to appease men, and his mind is living in the last century - you just can't fix that kind of toxicity in a person, and we probably can't get rid of it either as people are actively taught to be this way in some communities. Fifth story: I think what OP should've done was to put the program under a copyright claim. That way the program could've only been used if the new factory chief agreed to the terms & conditions set by OP, and he would've had more legal ground to stand on once the agreements were infringed upon. Hopefully he'll do that next time.
This might be a weird thing to say, but this video feels like a good a bed time story. Your voice is really soothing and the stories ended with "happy ending".
Lol i had one where i worked in the electronics department of walmart...there was a guy who came in late night around 10pm or so and was wanting one of our computers, when i asked if he needed assistance he said "I want to talk to one of the guys about the computers." At which point i informed him that there were no guys in the area at the moment as i was the only one on shift. His responce to that was "There's a guy that manages the area right? Get him." Now im not one that is usually easily frustrated with this kind of thing...but that day it just rubbed me wrong, i had been at work all day and had been dealing with similar things through most of it...so i call the ONLY male manager on shift who after i tell him there's a "gentleman" wanting to talk to him in electronics he says he'd head over and be there in maybe 5 minutes as he was on the other side of the store in groceries finishing something that happened over there. Once i have that information i let the customer know, "At least there's a guy coming, girls dont know anythjng about computers, if i needed help with finding a chick flick to show a date then i'd ask you." (Mind you at the time i was about 21 and have heard that any time i've played call of duty, halo, even world of warcraft, that girls arent gamers, that girls dont know electronics, that "girl" means guy in real life...also not a girly girl, cant stand chick flicks so that irritated me to no end) i just walked off and continued organizing the area, once my manager got there he asked the customer "Is something wrong? What is it you need my assistance with?" Now i didnt tell him why the customer wanted to talk to him, just that he did. The customer replied, "Yes, i wanted to speak to a guy about the computers, i'm looking for one that is inexpensive, but able to run Smite...my boy has gotten into it recently. Only other thing it will be used for is his homework, so it doesnt have to be super powerd, just functional for those things." My manager was a deer in the headlights at this point, as about the most he knew about them was working the word program, or maybe makeing a basic powerpoint...so he brought the customer over to me and was about to ask me to help the customer when the guy said disgruntled, "Girls dont know these things, i want to talk to a guy about the computers. You know what i'm looking for so you can help me." I just shrugged and told my manager, "I guess that leaves it for you to sort out, i'd rather not help someone who's being that rude anyway, it's time for me to clock off anyway." As i walked away i heard my manager tell the guy "You just pissed off the person that knows the most about computers in this whole store...usually if she's helping someone she will even stay over to make sure the person's questions are answered before she leaves." The customer realizing that he had shoved his foot and leg down his throat asked if my manager could get me to come back and help him, my manager replied firmly "No."...the next day before i was the only one left in the area the guy comes back to the store and walks up to me, "Would you help me with the computers?" He asks in a rather sheepish manner, i ask him "Are you sure you don't want one of the guys? There are a few here at the moment." After hearing my question he just shakes his head and murmurs that he'd like for me to help him. After asking what he'd be using the computer for i help him figure out which computers match his criteria and which ones of those would last longest for possible new games if his boy was a gamer...he chose one and took it home, he never asked me if he could speak with a guy about electronics after that, guess he learned his lesson.
Quac is extra story: I thought OP would have asked each of the girls how much of a tip they wanted to add, as part of their order of course. Karen didn't even need that to lose her marbles it seems. Also, church group leader doesn't mean 'good' person, it just means someone that wants to present as 'good.'
Coming in through an emergency exit 15 minutes before the restaurant officially opened and she was rude to them, she was lucky they even served her, the demand for a refund was quite over the top.
As funny as that might sound, it would be incredibly difficult for his visually impaired viewers who use the difference of voice to understand who is speaking.
@@serenamathews8191 That's a very ableist perspective; you can't know what someone else is dealing with or how hard it is for them. Adding to their everyday difficulties for the amusement of a small group is exclusionary at best and discriminatory at worst.
Kiterpuss how is that ableist? It’s not adding difficulties. It’s making a joke. You’re just as bad as the people who say it’s wrong to kill one person to save 10.
Wow, rSlash messed up quite a bit in the reading of the phone stories. Saying "female" instead of "male", "threatened" instead of "treated"... you doing alright, rSlash?
For the final story i think the guy asumed they already owned the program or the rights to it (or some contract clause) made it thier property already in which if OP did somthing to tamper with it then it would be sue able i think.
Dude got his company to pay him 1948 bucks for a drug test. Has he spent one dollar less he would have spent the exact amount of money kevin spent in home alone 2
I worked as a random selector for a lot of the trucking companies nation wide. I hated it when companies would have me pull people on Friday afternoon. Often the people would already be worn out from a week of long hauls and then have me call and tell them to drive another hour away. I always felt so bad!
the one with the man just swearing at the woman got me thinking what if his own mother worked in that company and he said that RIGHT in front of her FACE
My younger sister is a car mechanic. Our dad passed when I was 12 and she was 10, she was a huge daddy's girl and that was thier "thing" they'd do together a lot so I guess she just held on to that and kept it up. She worked on her own car in vocational training in high school, started her first job at a shop at 17 too. She worked at 2 other big shops after that and also got her state inspection license at the age of 21! She really loves it and takes it very seriously and worked hard at those jobs! Unfortunately she did get put down and challenged a ton even by older male co workers. She's 31 now and has an amazing job making over double minimum wage just from working her way up in those jobs! She's treated with great respect at this job and is very independent. Anyone can be good at thier job, woman or man....
12:50 what bothers me is that last guy clearly was targeting women to browbeat, and he was doing it persistently and systematically. Which makes me think that at some point in this guys life this technique worked. I fear for that guy's mother or any sisters he might have or any other woman who are in his life before OP, as they have probably been subjected to long term psychological abuse.
the last story wouldn't be illegal if he signed a form that said that anything you created while employed belongs to the company. Large companies like Disney and Target have these contracts you must sign if you would like to be employed.
The saddest thing about the story of firing an employee that just so happens to either be a company CORNERSTONE or runs a program that is the cornerstone is that it's not unique anymore. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Regarding the dude who demanded to speak with a man reminds me of the time I was working as a floor supervisor for xbox. We had a dude who did that, and it was an unwritten rule that if a caller demands a male tech / supervisor that I would be the only one to take it if it was working (I'm female) we had one dude who did this. He was passed off to me, got pissed and hung up and called back again demanding a supervisor. He proceeded to talk with ONLY me for the next 2.5 hours across 6 different sub departments and 2 different contracts (I did support for the surface pro contract at the time as well and he had the audacity to call them as well and demand a male supervisor) LOL those were my favorite calls, he never called back again.
"the old one stopped working, and I sold an *improved* version to another company" haha, that first company just lost *millions* in potentials. Big boss would *not* be happy, and this is the sort of thing that's nigh impossible to hide as it reflects like a fucking mirror in the funds tracking.
The Karen of the first story, who was her church's youth leader. In my mind, there is the thoughts of what I want to happen to to her and what I'm figuring most likely happened. What I would want to happen to her, is her to be removed from being the church's youth leader. Then being removed from anything else related to the church she goes to. Plus being humiliated, because the rest of the church now knows what she did. BUT... what I'm figuring happened to her, in regards to her church is .... nothing. Chances are everyone at the church already knows what kind of person she is, so no humiliation there. If her church has a pastor, then anyone else besides me would then guess she is married to him. And if this is the case, I'm guessing she might be using the church's credit card to pay for the Church's Youth Outing. And for anyone who might be wondering why a church would have a credit card. Whomever runs the church might need it to pay for supplies. Such as for cleaning supplies, or build supplies (if there is repairs to be made), as well anything else.
I got called for a random drug test in school. My grandma was not happy about it. Especially since i hardle interacted with any of the students except for maybe 6 at most. Shy person and social anxiety don't mix well in a huge high school
Last story, it would be perfectly legal to sue OP over the program not working. But it would be tossed out promptly as OP had nothing to do with the lack of maintenance of the program.
For that "pee in a cup" part: A few years back, i worked in one wood-working firm, that supplied one BIG swedish furniture maker. In the first week of me working there, i was selected 3 times for "random breathaliser test" at the gate by the security guy. One of my co-workers (leader of our group) told me that in the 7 years period of him working there, he was never selected for it. Which we thought was curious, but we never cared enough to dig too deep into it.