r/Maliciouscompliance Moron Calls the Cops Over Weed Delivery 

Working with Jeff sounds like there would NEVER be a dull moment😂😂😂

"go to hell" "What kind of shipment would you like for that?" I legit just laughed like a maniac in public

First Story: Jeff sounds like an absolute legend in this company. He manage to screw over Gabe by taking advantage of a loophole. Gabe sounds like a massive douche Second Story: Ok, Jeff seems to be involved in a lot of interesting situations. I was about to view Kevin as a prick but after hearing the situation with Jizzabelle, I can see why he is acting like that; honestly that lady needs a psychiatrist Third Story: Damn, so Jeff out here busting people for drugs now? All seriousness, Bob is insanely stupid to file a complaint on a package he knows contains drugs in them Fourth Story: An entire episode focused solely on Jeff, this man is a legend. So all it took to get the (somewhat) wrath of Jeff was threatening to shove a...vibrator down someone's throat....

Can confirm. I worked at FedEx for three years. People are this insane. I had four different people pull guns on me freaking out asking "THE HELL YOU WANT!?" In my FedEx uniform, carrying a FedEx box, from a FedEx truck. "You ordered something..." Yeah, this was at the peak of Covid. People thought I was a fed because my truck had "federal" on it. -_-

I find it hilarious that if Bob had just gone to Jeff and said 'hey man, the packages I get are very sensitive, I'll start leaving a tarp next to my door could you please just cover it if it's raining, thanks dude" even if he smelled like weed Jeff probably wouldn't do anything about it

Jeff is living the delivery man life. What hasn’t happened to him? Man I needa get into that profession.

Story 2: If the first post about some dude getting harassed just for putting a package inside the garage was insane, this post was extra. Like, a freaking *LEAF* sent Karen into a paranoid frenzy. Wow

four things a smart people fear: 1) The anger of a good person 2) A night without moon 3) A torment in the sea 4) The wrath of Jeff

Today's moral: Don't call the cops for weed delivery, people. That's just not right. Call the firefighters instead.

Lmao I kinda like Kevin in this one. He’s a good chaotic neutral/lawful evil

Story 3: Another example added to the list of the "Criminally Stupid." Bob should've just kept his mouth shut and accept that his lateness resulted in a slightly damaged package.

This wasnt an r/Maliciouscompliance this was r/JeffsLegendaryTales!

People who have jobs where they drive around doing deliveries, installation, and transportation have some pretty interesting stories. My Mom used to be a school bus driver, and one morning on her way back to the lot, she happened to see a woman with her hands cuffed behind her, running from a police officer along a set of train tracks. She couldn't stop long enough to watch what happened, but it was interesting!

Absolutely need more Jeff type stories Rslash. You deserve to read some humorous stories.

As someone who works at a delivery company: it's astonishing how rude people be to delivery personnel. Seriously, we don't mind going out of our way to make sure you get your package. But if you are an ass to us, hoo boy we will throw the book at you. From the petty drop off similar to what Jeff did to Gabe all the way to refusing to even deliver your package, making YOU pick it up at the hub. I'm usually just a pickup driver BUT I have driven over 12 miles out of my pickup area to deliver a package.

About weed delivery story, makes me grateful to live where there are businesses whose sole business is to deliver cannabis products.

Man, I had a neighbor in my building like Karen in that second story. She yelled at me and then called the cops because there were a few pine needles in the hall in front of my door (it was late January and I had taken out my Christmas tree earlier that day and must have missed a few needles when cleaning up). This was all at like 10 PM, too. Some poor dude on the night shift at the local precinct had to come down and explain to her how laws work while she had a full-blown melt-down in the building lobby and screamed at the front desk staff. I have since moved and 100% do not miss that lady.

Man, jeff is one savage delivery man. 😁 He is so getting the employee of the month.😁

Jeff is the level of petty evil genius I aspire to be

That last story had me grinning like the Cheshire cat.😂

OMFG LMFAO. The last story had me crying. All of a sudden I wasn't a guy in my mid thirties anymore. Suddenly I was a twelve year old boy again laughing at testicles.

Ok. We so need more stories about Jeff and his adventures 😂

I used to work with a guy just like Jeff. Never a dull moment, truly.

It was fun reading/hearing about the misadventures of Jeff and Deleted. I think the Gabe and Bob stories are tied as my favorite.

I need multiple hours of Jeff and his mail stories lol

it always hilarious how nose blind pot heads are to the EXTREMLY strong overpowering weed smell around them while they pretend like they don't smoke it

Story 2: I actually feel bad for Karen. She's clearly in need of some professional help and more socializing. 😕

Jeff the Delivery Guy, not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

I had never heard the full spectrum of Delivery Man Jeff stories. Thank you for making my morning if not my whole day!

These delivery stories make me think of what deivery drivers think of ME. I live in a basement apartment and my landlords mom lives upstairs. I ordered a vibe a couple weeks back and i can only WONDER what the delivery driver thinks when he pulls up to the house and sees a sign that says "Nana's garden" on the front lawn 🤣😭

For the third story... It is insane that people can get that treatment from having drugs.... But damn it was satisfying

I worked at UPS and we had a customer made box out of Reece's cups box. It was really badly made and when loaded into a brown truck the truck began to "smell" very strongly. I had to go in and find the product and we set it in the dispatch room. Once the cops arrived it was baggies of literal Ziplock full of "green" like the dude didn't do any airlock protection to deliver. Cops set up a sting and idk what happened after but was the one and only time we smelt an illegal box come through my department

This video should be titled "Jeff, Your Friendly Neighbor Delivery Guy." What Jeff said here is very funny. 18:13 "I have no issue of what people like putting up their butt holes but when said people become butt holes then he has to follow company policies"🤣🤣🤣

Oh oh, I have a quick UPS delivery driver story. I was a seasonal delivery driver a few years back and had businesses on my route. A sex shop was one of them. I had a light-hearted rapport with the ladies who worked there. One day I was dropping off 5 boxes and as I was carrying them in noted that all of them were labeled "rubber product". So I said while laughing "I wonder what these could be?" Without missing a beat she said "Oh crap, I ordered too many dildos. Here, take a few with you so they don't go to waste."

Trivia: Clients of drug deals calling cops isn't uncommon. Hell, people buying meth will call if someone take the money or shorts them.

21:23 'It was filled with junk mail.' Immature me couldn't help but giggle at that 🤭

I don't know where or when these stories happened but in America: 1) Mail receptacles are considered federal (government) property. Some people wanna put stupid or dangerous things in there, and the government does not want to be accused of putting it there. 2) Government postal workers DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR FOR ANY REASON OPEN OR TAMPER WITH MAIL PIECES. We have an entire department that is solely authorized to do so for exceptionally undeliverable pieces. You will NOT find them at the post office or in a delivery truck. These rules may not apply to other major couriers such as FedEx or UPS, but then both of those couriers would be legally denied access to mail receptacles.

Jeff needs to start posting about all of his adventures, be it MC or not, with multiple rSlash videos dedicated to reading them. r/JeffDeliveries lol

Regarding the weed story. I may or may not once have known about a guy who lived in the opposite end of my country, but came from my city. When he went home on vacation he often brought entire bricks of hash to distribute to the dealers in my city. He just skimmed the profits he got from having the right contacts and his actions as a mule. He literally travelled the world from money he got delivering hash to dealers. The largest amount I know of was 10kg(22lbs) at a time in a sportsbag on a train. The reason this is possible is that our capital has easy access to the stuff, but the rest doesn't to the same degree. And he knew people from countries that grew it. This is more than a decade in the past btw and I couldn't prove it even if I wanted to, and I don't since some of my friends reaped the rewards as well. Among others, one of his contacts was the nephew of the life guard of Bashar Al-Assad who migrated to my country.

I petition OP create a subreddit called stories with Jeff. So we can get more amazing stories. And Rslash should cover it exclusively

Sometimes Rslash will read stories I've heard before and I was bummed when the video started. But I'm happy now because I never heard any of the updates before. I love Jeff stories.

As a UPS guy, I’m sitting here going “yup”. We eventually learn what the initials on the return address is. Sex toys, VS (Victoria secret), hush party supplies were always fun.

I love it when Reddit has a MC (Malicious Compliance) story that goes into a saga 👀✨ *sips tea* 🍵

I hope that everyone is having a good Wednesday!

Jeff should write a book. I'm thinking of doing just that when I retire from working as a custodian in a public school for the last 28 years! For instance, why is it ALWAYS the girls who like to leave HAND PRINTS of POOP on the stall walls?

"Gabe inquired politely" should be the new "Dumbledore asked calmly"

How aggressively some people (and many departments) deal with weed is so absurd.

As a former postman, I’ve done most of the jobs from foot deliveries and van delivery of larger parcels and also sorting the letters and packages to the correct delivery route or returning mail that has been rejected by the recipient due to it being damaged. One night when my colleagues and I were hand sorting a conveyor belt full of all kinds of boxes, we could hear a buzzing noise emanating from the pile of boxes and as they were being separated into the various districts, the noisy box came to the front of the stack. It was a square box about 3 inches wide and deep and it was about 10 inches long. As you can imagine it was fairly obvious what the box contained, even though it was in a plain brown wrapping and it was addressed on all sides with the recipients name and address in block capitals and it had been sent from an overseas address to an university hall of residence and labelled as extremely urgent and confidential. Of course word swiftly spread through the entire sorting office, but the manager had to place the box in a separate office and notify the security team for guidance on weather it could be opened and switched off then re sealed or should it be left as it was and delivered. By the time that someone with the authority to decide on the course of action the delivery staff had arrived and were preparing the mail for delivery so they decided that even though it was still making the noise it should be taken out for immediate delivery with a letter from the delivery manager asking the recipient to request her to make sure that if she had any plans to receive any other such powered items could she request that they should be sent without any batteries fitted. It should be noted that the delivery driver had got a date with a student the following Friday evening and these events all took place in the early hours of the Wednesday morning, approximately 30 years ago.

I swear, working with Jeff sounds like you'd get the best stories to tell the grandkids

Ode to Jeff…. The man… The myth… The legend…. I love malicious compliance 😂

Definitely need more Jeff stories! They are epic

Jeff should have his own channel. I'd love to hear more of his adventures.

Jeff the Deliveryperson now feels like a mythic post office folk hero to me. I felt like I should be doing a call and response thing at the part where the lady at the end Invoked The Proper Care And Civic Duty Of The Post Office LMAO-

Hey there Rslash just wanted to let you know that I’m a fan and have been watching your channel every day since you began your channel. You are awesome and I love hearing your thoughts on the story and situation of the op. Keep it up and I love you 💕!

I need to hear more of these stories, we need a subreddit for Jeff and his wonderful shenanigans.

I propose a new subreddit, in the same spirit as storiesaboutkevin, it’ll be TalesOfJefftheDeliveryman Just all the wild encounters that happen to delivery people, starting with and starring the man of the hour

Been listening to rslash for some time, in my opinion he is a beyond great storyteller/reddit post reader, i love listening to these in the background while gaming

All hail Jeff the awesome delivery guy 🏆🙌🏻

DISCRETE SHIPPING AVAILABLE!!! Yes, nobody will ever know it's an adult funtime product. The guy getting his weed... Any package bound in duct tape is an automatic red flag. IIRC, shippers can legally report suspicious packages without having to open them. If there's reason enough to believe it's drugs, they can just report it without having to setup a sting like that. It's enough cause for cops to get a search warrant in a lot of places, even years ago.

I bought stuff like condoms and lube online. It's always sent in anonymous boxes and the company names are always stuff like "AB Trading" or "XY Holding", so you wouldn't be able to recognize them unless you specifically ordered stuff there yourself.

Dying over here especially with that last story 😂

Working with Jeff sounds like it was fun 😂 makes me wonder what other wacky things postal workers see

We need a Tales of Jeff Playlist filled with more stories of Jeff.

I love that we get a whole Jeff episode

jeff HAS to be that “CEO of Workplace Drama” person.

Jeff is the GOAT of delivery drivers.

Jeff is the kind of coworker everyone should have at least once in their lives

This is just too great. I love malicious compliance stories and this saga was phenomenal. I had a neighbor like Bob once. He was just as stupid, too. We lived in an apartment complex, and one day this psycho burst into our unit and started strangling my then boyfriend. We were able to get him out (after knocking out a tooth for good measure)…and this fucker? Calls the cops on US…even though he trespassed and committed assault, battery, and property destruction. Needless to say, it was an easy day for the cops.

My heart goes out for that weed. Hopefully it still got smoked but I doubt it.

S2 to S1) Thats not a Karen but an old lady with decline mental health that needs someone from her family to step. Also Jeff is beast at malicious compliance

A couple a years ago there was a news where someone called the cops because someone trespassed and stole things… the victim was a drug dealer so he ended up in jail when the police noticed al the drugs in his house lol

And here we have the next "never mess" rule. NEVER MESS WITH YOUR DELIVERY GUY!! 😂🤣😆

21:26 - I absolutely lose it on that last part! LOOOL!! 😂😂😂😂

I deliver packages and was called in for a regular days. I was doing the route when someone came out saw me and asked where the regular person was. They were not being a Karen she was legitimately concerned for the regular driver because she had not seen him for almost a week. She was afraid he was sick. I assured her that he was most likely on vacation since someone of my position was called in and not the rank above me. I asked later and yes he was on vacation.

Never mess with a guy named Jeff in any delivery service

Whenever this delivery company has an issue with a customer I feel like they just say “ok, deploy the Jeff.”

Having worked in LTL, less than truckload freight, we were given a delivery. The laws are simple but strict. Any freight we haul must have a bill of laddijng. Must stste from whom, to whom and a description of said freight so it can be classified. From yes, to yes, description, ? DILDOS. All of us drivers had a laugh that day.

I really hope that people don't call this fake. I work for a courier service and our drivers have some wild stories.

Its a shame I can only like this video once. Go jeff the unsung hero of delivery

I like Jeff. I feel it would be awesome to work with him and just listen to stories all day.

Welcome to r/tales about Jeff! It’s all about Jeff’s deliveries!

I love Jeff the delivery man. He sounds delightful

I work in package delivery. The tales of Jeff sound like bad fan fiction. 3rd party shippers do not package materials, and are on such a tight delivery schedule thatb there is very little time for small talk with recipients, especially on a residential route.

Can Jeff be my delivery guy please? Sounds like a hilarious time lol

That last one, the product company should probably be looked into if they can't properly ship something so it won't break. Somebody is soooooo fired.

rSlash, you should've named this episode the ballad of Jeff with how prominent he is in today's story XD

Jeff seems like a guy we all need at our workplace 😆😆😆

Why would the delivery company be in trouble for a damaged item that was improperly packaged by the ordering company? And how small of a town would it have to be to keep track of when certain customers have packages coming through the system?

Does anyone else kind of...want to watch an animated series about Jeff the deliveryman?

"Flicks us off" is the cutest thing I've heard in a long time 😂😂😂😂

Man that twist in the second story was Mind blowing, did not see it coming

The main character of this entire episode: "My name's Jeff."

Oof, that last story... I hope there was something protective around that toy before Jeff wrapped it or that silicone would've been ruined from the newspaper ink. I should know, I once accidentally placed an item of similar silicone onto some papers and had to toss it out because it had absorbed the ink and become stained on that side.

Forget about what happened, they make toys with lifelike testicles? Gotta get me one of those!

They need to make a movie that's just called Jeff the delivery guy

Jeff needs a movie asap.

Jeff is my hero. That last story had me cackling like Jizzabelle cosplaying a witch.

So this is the Jeff episode...cool beans. Perhaps Bob had smoked too much of that weed, hence why he didn't think his little scheme would backfire on him.

People with the greatest people stories are the people who get to deal with normal people for a living.

Jeff is a legend with malicious compliance as his superpower.