r/MildlyInfuriating | YOU MONSTER!!! 

'House intestines' is not something I ever thought I would hear in my life, but Emkay set me right on that

12:06 I used to work as a cart pusher at a Walmart in a very windy state, and the amount of incident reports me and the others had to fill out thanks to these assholes was insane. Not to mention the CEO always blamed us when we were on the opposite end of the store trying to do a minimum of a 2 person job during a solo shift (because we always had 1 person during the busiest hours, and 2-4 of us when it was slow enough for 1 person)

Pretty sure it is illegal- or at minimum a violation of code- for someone to sell expired food, or have it in a position that could cause someone to buy it. Meaning the workplace with the expired pop tarts in the vending machine could get in some real trouble.

"Spring is sprung The grass is riz I wonder where The birdies is" is not infuriating or annoying in any way. it is art.

Watching emkay always makes me feel better especially today as I'm in the hospital

The person who posted about "the birdies is" should not be infuriated by it - it's a known poem (with admittedly slightly incorrect grammar...) Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the birdies is? The bird is on the wing? But that's absurd... I always thought the wing was on the bird!

Spotify won't stop advertising premium. I use RU-vid music premium.

9:52 As a person who draws with only pencils and only uses ink for outlining, I feel this one. It's more common than you think...

5:47 I actually had a package of cat toys do just that. They circulated from my post office to another post office back to syracuse for two days. I had watched it on the tracking, like, "bruh, my address is RIGHT THERE. GIVE IT TO THE CARRIER." I ended up asking for a refund (which I did get) and literally the next day the package arrived lmao.

Okay where is robin the host? But i must say this host's voice is HELLA SHOOTING.

A lot of things are mildly infuriating in life but this video makes it less mildly infuriating

6:19 bruh they have those at my school and that keeps happening too except for when the cartoon is so cold to the fact that the cardboard is frozen and those 2 layers don’t stick

I may be kinda late, but just wanted you guys to know that your videos make my day 10x better^^ thank you all so so much!

A photo of a waterfall should be called a waterfell as the water in the photo has already fell.

7:52 unironically I feel like this *has* to be intentional, and I for one think it's hilarious. I like visual gags like this.

4:18 actually all the back covers of monster line up to make a cohesive image, it's very cool!

I tried that with bubble tape, and the nostalgia was overwhelmed by the lack of taste.

These videos always light up my day

The term in regards to the lego train is known as quartering helps with running and in actual steam engines it helps reduce hammer blow

9:50 I've experienced that shaped-pencil years ago, and boy do i tell you that i always tried to remove the edge of it

one of my favourite subreddits

1:20 Surely the house intestines are it's plumbing system, the insulation is more like the house's fat.

I miss the intros, it gave the channel more character and made it feel like more than just another one of *those* channels

EMKAY THE BEST !!! thank you for making my day better !

2:10 I'm more interested in why he has a lime with his hot dog? O-O

Okay but the “I wonder where the birdies is” is good

Thees slap harder than will smith

What sucks is that at 5:52 i was drinking a kool-aid 😂

3:57 Okay, Hear me out; the top is way, WAY harder to open properly than the bottom like that. Granted, I also genuinely enjoy pineapple chunks on my Pizza.

6:30 I was... I was buttering my third toast when you said that

6:05 FUUUUUU-... I HATE that! I'd have this happen all the friggin' time when I still played Guild Wars 2; would be waiting for, like, 2, maybe even 5 minutes, and then the queue times out forcing me to have to queue up all over again. There needs to be a minimum time elapsed to hit "accept match" before you're kicked from queue and penalized with a wait period before you can queue up again. I'm sure there are games that do this, but I've yet to play any that do. :/

Better empty ravioli than a ratvioli

yes. exactly what i needed

Hi emkay I really like your videos!

Wh... Why would you NOT be concerned that your bubble tape wasn't sealed?? You have to actually tear the label to open those!

6:08 I should not be laughing as hard as I am.

0:30 this happened to my friend with a 50 dollar steam card

We Irish need to stick together (and eat potatoes)!

0:49 I am TERRIFIED of this happening to my uke lmao

honestly this is my comfort channel

7:36 If he lived in a place with proper sockets there wouldn't be a need to complain. In Europe sockets are simply designed to be used from either end.

0:55 ayo!

I lose sleep knowing people do these things, I just can’t do it.

Hell yeah PREMIUM WALL Favourite quote ever

That thumbnail gives me pain in all places

This Video saved my day 🥰

About the HDMI-Port ngl in the last few weeks i am more and more often trying to plug a USB cable into the HDMI-Port.

For the first one, the answer is simple...the plumbing for the drainage system is completed before the concrete is added, so if it’s not aligned it’s because someone didn’t follow the plans correctly

9:31 I guess their mom really had to call so badly that the guy even said your mom

Thing is. When I get through half the rile of gum I do that

Why does the gum in the thumbnail look like it's been deep fried in sewage

"its alright im irish im aloud to insult my own country" what county are you living in then

Cut the hot dog and then you can use that God damn hamburger buns

As someone who've seen cars being "parked" in the same spots for months on end and never being moved, I honestly think that there should be only so long before authorities step in and have the clearly dumped wrecks towed to a scrap yard, even outside of "no parking" zones and other places that aren't privately owned. Even more infuriating, as I only ride a bicycle privately nowadays, is how people take up all the space in the bike rack shelters at my apartment area when I never see them use their bikes regularly, leaving me no option but to lock my bike to the outside of the shelter's railing. The worst part is, we have bicycle storage rooms in our cellars where people can store their bikes if they're not gonna use them for longer periods of time, having more than plenty of room for all the barely used bikes. Even during the yearly bike clearance mandated by our landlord, people still tape notes to not have their bikes removed and still leave them untouched in the same spot for another indefinable amount of time. I guess convenience and laziness trumps courtesy and consideration as always.

9:46 as a sketch artist myself this infuriates me immensely.

Aaaa pain.... that's all I feel now

As an irish person I can confirm that we eat our potatoes for breakfast ,lunch and dinner at 8 ,1 and 6 o'clock respectively

6:18 one time this happened to my friend and he sat there and said something along the lines of "man i gotta finger my chocolate milk to drink it"

98% sure that parked car post is from Saskatoon

0:30 That person used a key to take that off.

Now im having a worse day

4:57 oh, my syrup bottle is even worse

Ah you see my dear friend sharpeners aren't calibrated properly You see a fresh unused pencil has a less acute angle compared to its sharpened self which is noticeably more acute Basically its angle is sharper than it should be

You know what really grinds my gears? When people pronounce it chipoLte instead of Chipotle

8:00 I think they did this so they can say they have 'a pool' when they actually don't

That thumbnail reminds me of that video from like 1 or 2 years ago with a similar thumbnail.

even with cheats on the sims you still can't put mailboxes in the middle of the path

What makes me more infuriated is how he pronounces stuff

If you spell racecar backwards it's racecar ant the same for tacocat

6:32 though the ammount of strawberry jam you could put in one half, and (normal) butter in the other..........

Jack Singing Bits 7:42 The Birdies Is

12:11 as a Filipino that is currently in a place where loosing power is normal it is quite relatable but not the water part tho and good thing i live in a place in the Philippines where the power is never going out

I mean, guaranteed 5 years really only means they'll replace it if it goes bad early

I got an ad about amnesia after 6:58

The thumbnail already hurt

Imagine, you bite into a cupcake expecting something nice like chocolate or vanilla, but its just B A K E D B E A N S

Oh my god, your voice is so perfect for this stuff! It's amazing! You should consider Voice Acting-

8:04 - not that I want to defend this, but if they're assuming you're out, it's nice and convenient. I'm guessing that it's one of those 'not even bothering to give time to answer the door' delivery companies, though, which makes it less defensible

12:10 I'm just sharing but where I live there's no water for more than half the day, like 6am and the water just dissapears, returns at 12pm and dissapears again until 11pm Edit: I also live in the philippines

About to tell the children that the tapwater is apple juice.

2:07 this should be in r/mildly interesting

Is it bad that I know that train 'window' is on an East Midlands Railway Class 222 Meridian in the UK

That pile of sand is just free sand.

There is something ironic about a "gym elevator"

how did I spend my IDA on THIS 566 THEME!!!!!

3:13 did this sman call a spud a potato

The delivery driver has to be paid to, what you think the app is gonna pay outta pocket for their money, nope, unless you have the membership pass, you have to make the payment for your driver.

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I think the correct term for Chipotle is terrible food

I had bought a box of tablet, scottish tablet the sweet treat made from butter and sugar, I took it home, opened it, it was mouldy, it had been days since it had expired and now I only buy the bars which have clear packaging

jack is back!

6:42 oh shit that might be my dad's car

That gum is mildly infuriating

god. hubba bubba gum. i loved it

3:49 that looks like a razar keyboard, they can literally fix that in razer Synapse if it is

Okay but why do leaking batteries have to look so tasty?

4:54 relatable. Always happens that's why I stopped buying it.

Wtf has that person done to their charger? I’ve had my MacBook since 2017, haven’t looked after the charger much at all so the cables gone a bit yellow now but it’s still in perfect condition aside from that.

12:11 what would you expect, thats the philippines, they'll just take a bath using a mini bucket with a handle and a bucket or things like that

my charger split the exact same way on my old ipad huh, funny isnt it