r/Pettyrevenge Be Careful Where You Park! 

Farming isn't "I dig in the dirt so I must be poor", it is actually a LOT of money management from what my buddys told me. They EASILY drop a years salary of a car salesman on some equipment.

Aunt: Steals a ring she thinks is expensive and pretty Dad: 𝗨𝗻𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱

That story about the ring has no business being in petty revenge. The wait and the payoff is prorevenge material.

The ring story reminded me of my aunt. I was adopted by my grandparents. My grandpa always told me how jealous my dad and aunt were of me because when they'd do things for me they'd have to hear about it from them. I don't get along with my dad and aunt. The only people I call family are my grandparents. In 2016 my grandpa died of cancer. When I got the call I went to their house. I sat on the bed with my grandpa, held his hand and cried. My aunt walked up to me and all I heard was "Ugh. YOU got them?!" When my grandpa was diagnosed with cancer he gave me his wedding band and a ring he made my grandma. He told her he had a diamond ring for her. It was really a band made out of a quarter and the face from a liberty head dime filed out. Both coins were from the year she was born. She expected a diamond and got a "dime man" ring. He was such a smartass. He wanted me to have them because he feared they'd end up in a pawn shop. I'll never forget that moment with my aunt as long as I live.

"They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore. If they were hungry, could they eat anymore? Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.' " That was fantastic!

The crows eating the girl's food at the beach was one of those scenarios you'd see in movies

Dude, that wedding ring one was ABSOLUTELY prorevenge. Long games like that are never just petty.

I like these random little tangents Rslash goes on, sharing personal stories.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the "tough times" that the woman in the first story was going through may have been entirely her own fault.

First story is kinda the best petty revenge there is: Making a show of the nasty B-word not having made an impression on you; thus showing her what an insignificant insect she is to you...

"Play douchey game, win douchey prizes" made me laugh so hard! 😂

My mom told me she had her car moptor cough and die at a cross section. The driver behind her started to honk viciously at her so my mom, the ultimate badass she is, got out of the car, knocked on his window and said sweetly: "I can hold that horn for you if you go start my car."

The best revenge against a bully is two fold: have a happy life AND have "no memory" of ever having met them. Especially if the bully had made your life a misery for a few years. "Oh, did you go to that high school too? And in those classes? Wow! You must have been a real wall flower! I don't remember anything about you at all! Are you sure we went there in the same years?"

love the petty revenge for the bully. its small but effective, cause the bully can't say a thing about it without looking like a total tool.

A child’s laughter is the cutest sound in the world unless you live alone and don’t have any kids

The "don't litter" story reminded me of something. I was coming out of the store a couple of weeks ago with my groceries...late evening...avoiding people. Saw a car pull into a parking space and the guy inside dumps a bunch of used masks on the ground beside his car and proceeds to pull on a new one and walk off to the store. Well....screw that! I proceed to pull out the bag I keep in my car to toss away used masks....pull on a pair of vinyl gloves (yep, keep those in the car too) and proceed to decorate his car with the masks he dumped...on his wipers, his door handles....even get the duct tape out of the trunk and tape them to his windows. Other people saw this and asked what happened...and joined in. So we had masks all over the car....i then pull 2 aisles away and park...and watch as the guy comes out and LOSES HIS MIND over all the masks. I had also hung the bag (with duct tape) from his door, with a note saying "please discard used masks HERE". I was even nice enough to put a pair of gloves in a baggy and tape that to his window to be helpful and not expose him to anyone else's germs. Petty, but made my day!

I love the first story because it reminds me of something I did. I had a similar encounter with and insecure attention seeking meanie. She approached me years later at a bar. Like OP, I acted like I'd never met her. Watching her visibly shrink as she turned around and returned to her table was very satisfying Edit: the ring story and car dealership stories kicks ass too

the farmer thing: We have a family friend that had to go out back to his family farm (in a town of 260 people in Kansas) to run it after his dad passed away. I was talking to him when we went out to visit once and he was saying that one of those overhead sprinkler/watering machines that roll in a circle will cost from $75000-250000 by themselves, to say nothing of the tractors, harvesters, and whatnot (a new John Deere combine will cost half a million nowadays).

I'm going to be completely honest here: I mainly watch your videos because of your soothing voice. I get really bad migraines fairly often, and one of the only things that don't make my head throb is listening to your videos. They make my day a lot of the time, so thank you so much for doing everything that you do.

Someone actually laid on their horn when I crossed the street with my cane

No one: Rslash: it's terrible to think in society that an entitled parent thinks it is ok to do something like this * next story * Also Rslash: this next story comes from user Mike_Hock_is_hard

They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore If they were hungry could they eat anymore? Quoth the Raven “ NEVERMORE” I FRICKIN LOVE THAT POEM

Hoo boy, an Alan Poe reference!

Lady: *Throws gloves on the ground* OP: I accept your challage! A true knight

Meanie: *Insisting OP that they have met* OP: 🎵 *Ooh-ooh, I don't even know you anymore* 🎵

You actually did deserve a like for that raven line at the end

"Play douché games, win douché praises!" Well said, well said

I think that story about the ring should be under Prorevenge.

The uncle at the car dealership fricking "pretty woman" their as*' Surprised he didn't say "you work in retail? Big mistake, huge"

If I recall, a lot of dealerships specifically look for people dressed 'like a farmer' nowadays... For that exact reason. A lot of folk don't give a damn how their dressed when they are rich af. Could be remembering that wrong, though.

*That one dislike is from a Karen*

Did a similar spotify thing a while back. Someone had accessed my account (I didn't even have premium,so why they did it idk) and I couldn't log it out. So I spent pretty much a whole day just playing "fuck you" by lilly allen on repeat on their device. Never saw them using it after that

I need you to make more nuclear revenge vids

I loved the dad's Coke™ comment! "There's nothing like the real thing."

That Cadillac story reminds me of my great uncle. He's a millionaire, who always wears sweaters his wive knits for him. He went to a BMW dealership looked around for a bit. Walks up to one of the salesmen points to one of the most expensive cars and says "I want 2 of those" the salesman starts laughing uncontrollably for about 2 minutes. When he stops laughing his manager comes in and asks what's going on. My great uncle is furious and starts explaining what's going on. Salesman of the year gets fired on the spot and my great uncle buys his cars somewhere else.

''I'm so early'' comments time will pass and funny comments time will rise. Can't wait

dang. last time i was this early, this joke wasn't overused

Hey there rSlash i was wondering when your gonna do the part 2 of one of your first Entiteld parents in wich the mother said she will do a follow up when she visits the court

I still think that the best story I've ever heard about dealing with jerks laying on their horns is one I heard about my great-grandfather. I don't know when it was exactly, but one day he was driving with his wife in an Oldsmobile with a V8 when a VW bug starts tailgating him and laying on his horn. My great-grandfather eventually decides to pull over to let the bug pass and slowly starts accelerating to close the distance between them until they eventually get to the point where their bumpers are literally touching. At that point, he just starts going faster and faster until eventually both cars were going way faster than the bug was ever meant to go. The person driving the bug was probably much more careful about being a jerk while driving in the future lol

11:17 most farmers own their own property line, make a living by feeding the state with produce, dairy, exotic goods, and slaughter.

The Nevermore Poem at the end was so good and its much better when you hear it in Christopher Lees voice :D

What she did to "meanie" wasn't "petty revenge". To a personality like that, what the OP did was nuclear.

"Gas station door lock" reminds me of a nuclear revenge story my brother once told me. Short-as-I-can-version: my brother was helping a friend of his with his lawn and yard maintenance business. One day, as they were loading up at the end of a job, some kids drove by and hit the friend with an egg. He was understandably angry. They finished loading up and drove to the nearest gas station for a drink, and who was there, but the kids who threw the egg!! They were inside, and their car was still open, and the remaining 11 eggs out of the dozen were still in the car, so the friend smashed most of the eggs all over the inside of their car. He then waited with the last few eggs, and when the kids came out, threw them at them.

When it haven’t even been 10 seconds yet

Farmers can be massive spenders at car yards. One i know, bought 4 land cruiser Utes as a walk in. here they start at $130k each...

0:38 well next time someone else uses my spotify account I'll play the rSlash podcast.

When I was a kid, my dad worked at a car dealership. He used to take advantage of the perk at the lot for sales team members to take new arrivals for overnight test drives. I loved when he would test convertibles. Any way, one day this old farmer pulled up to the dealership while dad was finishing a sale. NO ONE would approach him! He had been wandering for over twenty minutes before my dad was free again. As he approached the old man some of my Dad's colleges jeered and told my dad he could have the old man as there was no way he would buy anything other than some back lot used car(paraphrased because I wasn't there and it's been 20 + years since my dad told this story.) Dad greeted him and they got to talking. Turns out this old farmer looking fellow in his overalls and beat up rusted dust buster was the owner of a fairly well off business with a fair few store chains who decided to buy a small farm when he retired for him and his family.(He still OWNed the business he just no longer ran it and was living off a share of the profits.) He had come in because he wanted to get a new car for his wife as hers was starting to have a few issues. Because my Dad had been the ONLY One to come help him, and to treat him like a person, this guy bought, not only, a brand new car for his wife, he also bought new cars for his three grown kids(two of which were still managing the family businesses) as well as a new truck for himself. My dad sold this guy Five brand new top end vehicles and this guy payed for all of them with cash! When he told us the story he reminded us to Never judge a person by their outward appearance. He made Top Seller that week and got a huge bonus all because his fellow salesmen couldn't look past this guys good ol' boy farm wear.

I had a boss lady once and she owned four hotels, two restaurants, two rental homes, and several shops in our town, plus many more in the surrounding towns. She loved to garden, and took care of many of the businesses landscaping. She wore t shirts and blue jeans most days and drove a VW bug most of the time or her truck if hauling stuff for landscaping. Don’t know how many visitors to the hotel I worked in made comments about her. Even had one person tell her she should not be taking her break in the lobby. She just laughed. That same person asked to talk to the manager the next day and told him he needed to tell the gardener not to take a break in the lobby. The manager laughed and said the gardener can take a break buck naked in the lobby if she wants to she owns the hotel. She did apologize though which is more than some do.

When your reading the comments and miss the entire first story... Lesson learned

16:52 guess you could say a raven's IQ is pretty stacked

Absolutely brilliant Poe reference. You rock!

I have the exact same story!! A man who was the very richest man town looked like he didn't have 2 cents to run together. The car dealership he walked into completely ignored him, he had a wad of hundreds in his pocket he couldn't fold them!! He came back about an hour later and said I just bought 2 cars in cash from your competitors!! Never ever judge a book by its cover!!

"Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head." - Ann Landers

My grandpa is a farmer. Its really hard to do (I get to help when I can)

So I live in the Midwest and my roommate is in college for different food science/agriculture majors. One day he was telling me about different farmers that he has worked for, and some of them are insanely wealthy. Like one guy had a crazy good decade of harvests and just saved up every year, and now he has a storage warehouse just for cars that he likes. He doesn't drive them. He just buys them brand new or from auctions and just sits them in the warehouse on his land so he can just walk in there and look at them. Not to mention, a lot of farm tractors cost more than exotic supercars, and sometimes farmers have to build extra barns so they can get tax breaks because they made too much money that year. This isn't all of them obviously, but some of them are really well off, they just don't live lavishly because they don't want to.

In my early 20’s I was shopping around to buy my first vehicle (a wrangler). I brought my father along because he has car buying and mechanical experience. He always stepped back when we were approached at the dealership but most of them walked right past me and shook his hand completely ignoring me. So I would say, no thank you I’m no longer interested in buying from you, then we left. I found my first Jeep at a dealership that sold auctioned vehicles. He spoke directly to me. Because of that, I would always check with him first when looking for a new vehicle. Moral of this story car salesmen, money has no gender, and that seemingly poor person might just come back later with more money if you treat them right.

There is actually a r/askreddit post about sexism with car dealerships

R/: "so she went across the street and bought a Lincoln" Me: that's my name

Having a "tough day" is no excuse for being an absolute *grunt*

"Quote the raven never more" Dammit son that was awesome.

Forgive me as I am 5 minutes late I committed sin

Im a simple guy, i see rslash, i click

My bet is that his sister probably didn't even remember saying that phrase to her parents. She left because she was tricked for so long. And she didn't know that damn difference.

I work in an industry that does a lot of transactions in cash. I can almost guarantee if a guy comes in in a sharp business suit he's gonna be spending £1-£10 max, its those unassuming guys, generally a bit older who just look like every other guy on the street, who will shock you by spending thousands. They tend to just potter about the town or go to the pub in the afternoon, never underestimate how much money some of these guys put away for their retirement.

My friends dad did the ol car dealsership trick. He’s pretty well off, and wanted to get a cadillac as his work car, as he didn’t wanna keep driving his big old truck around. He went into a dealership one day, in a white t shirt and some tattered jeans, he knew what was probably going to happen. Nobody said anything to him. Then he went home, changed, got clean, and went back in his same big truck. Multiple employees tried to walk up to him. He told them that its not right to ignore someone just because theyre wearing a t shirt and tattered jeans. You don’t know who they are. He bought a cadillac, at a big discount lol because the employees kinda knew they could get them in trouble haha

I wonder what would've happened if the guy in the car behind your grandpa were another tall/combat sport athlete or a woman? I do like his tactic, though.

That was pretty slick, quote the Raven nevermore. LOL

Never leave food unguarded at a beach. I once had a bag of pretzels yoinked away from me by a raccoon. Little bugger snuck up on me when I had my back turned and I didn't even notice it till I caught a glimpse of it from the corner of my eye. By that point, it already had the bag and it made a mad rush back into the woods behind me.

The pettiness may have annoyed them, but that last poem killed em dud

only 1 dislike, i am the 960th like and love listening to these stories.

2:45 warms my heart. Went through something like that. I met my bully in 7th grade after Christmas when I moved. She was my first friend and bully. I ran into her in senior year and she tried to call me “My best friend in 7th grade” In return I said “No, my best friend in 7th grade is back in my hometown. Do I know you?”

This is r/entitled parents but with a 100% guaranteed satisfying revenge

Wow, I've never been this early before, love your vids and ur entitled parent and kid voices are perfect.

just got the notification two hours late. at least it wasn’t two days late like last time lmfaoo

I worked in a jewelry store in Texas back in the 80's. I learned NEVER to judge someone by what they wore and treated everyone the same. There were folks who came in all dressed up and bought nothing, while good old boys that might have just come in front the farm were loaded and bought $10K in merchandise. Yee-haw!

Whenever someone honks at my bf, he gets out of the car with a bag on sunflower seeds and says, "I can feed the birds all day if you wanna keep honking at me. " He's a delight.

We also used to have someone use are Spotify account. I either blasted the Smashing Pumpkins at them or Rick rolled them.

eXcUseeeeEee mE! YOU, RSLASH! Do you run RU-vid?! I DEMAND to speak to the person higher then you. YOU are including stories about us karen’s and being so INCOMPETENT! I WANT A MANAGER! MANAGER! MANAGER!

Who else broke when he said "im given the sailors salute!" IM DYING!!!🤣

"Quoth the raven, Nevermore." Excellent!

All 64 dislikes are Karen's and must be offended cause these stories hit home. Don't be a Karen! Like for YUGO! He is awesome.

I may look calm but i've punched these people 3 times in my head.

For that first story, all I have to say is: Indifference is the cruelest retort when dealing with attention-seekers.

The story about the dealership reminds me of a story a college instructor told us once. His brother in law is a heavy implement salesman in Florida(farm tractors, combine harvesters, plows, dump trucks, etc). And one day a man in a beat up pickup, wearing muddy overalls and construction boots pulled into the dealership. None of the sales staff are going out to talk to him, "because he looks like a schlep." Teachers in law goes out, turns out the guy owns a clear cutting/removal business and is upgrading his fleet before hurricane season hits. Ended up buying a dozen dump trucks and a few heavy duty dually pickups, said his brother in law got away with an almost $250,000 commission on the sale.

I feel the ring story is more prorevenge then petty

The first one was like: can't remove them? join them

So, on the ring story: I work in the jewelry industry buying estate jewelry. It might seem like the dad in that situation went through all this extra trouble just to get pettyrevenge but I'd actually call this a pro move. I can't TELL you how many families deal with years and years of grief when a loved one dies, all over that loved one's prized possessions. The dad basically spared himself all of that and gave his jeweler friend some business to boot. Go him!

That little poem at the end was dope

ah, yes 0 dislikes AS IT SHOULD BE

Hi

Ah, I love this subreddit, just the perfect amount of pettiness

My uncle is a general contractor who, with my dad and my other three uncles, was raised on a farm. My uncle is also one of the people who decided to buy H&M stocks when that company went public. I will never forget my dad trying to keep a straight face while telling me how he watched my uncle, dressed in overalls, snow mobile gloves, and heavy boots, marched into NK (think Nordstrom) and up to this really REALLY expensive crystal bowl. You could apparently hear the collective puckering of the store clerks' assholes as he jabbed his hands under his arms, pulled his gloves off, then gently lifted the bowl up and walked it to the counter. According to my dad said puckering was not nearly as loud as when their jaws slammed into the counter as my uncle payed for the stupidly expensive bowl with a debit card (you know, the kind with no credit on it). My Grandma really appreciated the birthday gift.

R/'s subscribers: Hes the messiah! R/: Im not the messiah

3 min already has a dislike like **bruh**

The Car dealer issue reminded me of a story when I was still in single digits, I accompanied my Grandfather on his day of errands, he was working casually for a trucking company... the company at the time had won a government contract, on top of licensing legistlation changes, so the company was looking to do some massive fleet upgrades.. the fleet administrator was unavailable for an appointment with a truck dealership representative. So my Grandfather stood in, he went in in a pair of bib-and-brace overalls, workshirt and straw hat, all well worn, and decidedly heavy stubble. No representatives took him seriously, the young receptionist was more than willing, with technical questions answered by her boyfriend in the maintenance department... she ended up with commissions for a mid seven fugures sale.

Phew. Today at like 9am I checked RU-vid to see what video you posted, and it didn’t show up. (It’s usually the first/first few videos featured for me.) I was worried that something happened for a minute, I’m glad that it was just my phone not loading. I love you rSlash, You make my days a lot better 💜

Hi I love you 🤍 don’t forget (goes out to anyone else who sees this stay safe!!)

I’m early helllllllllll yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Edit:my last attempt was 15 mins and I’m from Australia so it’s like 10:05 pm

That Raven joke at the end was actually fabulous.

When OP turned their car so the bleep that wanted past the school bus could not pass OP either... yes, I'm sure the girl in the wheelchair felt bad hearing the other person honking, but I'm sure her and her family noticed what OP did and enjoyed it 😊