r/Prorevenge "I CHEATED & STOLE FROM YOU!" "OK, Enjoy Prison" Funny Reddit Posts 

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bye

It’s alright bro

I was wandering what happened

It happens just happy u had a backup availabel

its possible that this is a r/thathappened

I was incredibly proud about this.

Absolutely, bitches like that aunt ain’t shit compared to a bond that strong.

"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." In other words, it's the relationships you _choose_ that matter, not the ones forced on you by blood relations.

Shipey you got any proof for that? No? Thought so.

My dad was reading the post over my shoulder as he passed and laughed himself silly when he saw the diagram of the revenge. I had to back the video up so he could read the whole thing and he still laughed himself silly at the end ;op

I think it's even funnier that in the second one, they labeled the guy's car as "the star of this ballet". It'd be funny to imagine his car in a tutu dancing around gracefully until it got wedged in the corner.

A Potato I saw a pic of the car on Azzyland

It was a white car that’s all I remember

Fr

Oh shit

*Existential crisis noises*

Just pair it with the absolute certainity that every time you drink water/ go swimming/ etc 100% has dinosaur pee in it.

upgradedcannonfodder WAIT MY BODY IS MADE OUT OF AROUND 70% WATER WHICH MEANS THAT I AM MADE OUT OF DINOSAUR PEE WTF

So the people who use dildos are actually fucking dinosaurs...

Its prolly not true tbh

@@userhbiron1806 still a good story

thats the kind of shit no one likes to see. its just fucked up.

Same

Me too

Lol

@Bicc OG will I get paid to shame myself tho

Adrian your name is offensive

@@t_hanos21 *Yes.*

@@betoexpress1385 give me ur robux my dad owns Microsoft

Detective comics comics? What did you think DC stands for.

@@bendikok6619 :'D now you're just projecting mate.

Lol ikr! I should know

@@bendikok6619 it takes one to know one

@@theblackbaron4119 i mean even the official website is dccomics.com

Despite you being communisty

Ironic. You insulted your son when he couldn't even kill himself.

​@@Anagh1701buddy I don't wanna sadden you But he isn't the real Joseph Stalin

Who is op

Reminds me of the story where OP shut down the primary business in a town (the business where 50% of the population was employed, and the rest were employed at places that supported the factory). They had abused him all his childhood (students and teachers). So he shut down the factory for many reasons that were true, and resulted in the “destruction” of the town (it’s economy died, and many (guilty) lives were destroyed).

@@wta1518 I remember that one It was incredible how he just casually destroyed that city

@@shinyhunterCF original poster

@@kolyawe2 can I get a link to the video? Or story if there isn't a vid?

Girl:A golddigger

Precisely why it sounded made up to me. Sounds like a subplot from a film.

Couldn't agree more. I wonder if those people mention in the reddit post watch this... 🤔🤔🤔

@@billdavis7577 whether it's made up or not, it's still extremely satisfying xD

@@billdavis7577 Idk man, it sounds like something you'd find on thathappened but i've met people like his family before and usually the people they are acquainted with are really shallow people that will leave you at the first humiliation, having your family bash you like that in public is reason enough to swat you like a fly from their lives.

Wish it turned out that the grandfather had left a trust for them. :/

it's fake.

@@malsawmzela609 and how do you know?

@@adcgdsin9320 How do you not know?

@@malsawmzela609 Answer the question. Then I'll answer yours.

@@adcgdsin9320 It's a plot straight out from a movie. Literally to the last detail. Go watch it again and use your brain a little and you'll understand.

Zackattack04 kaboom

Lol love this

‘,: ) Wow niceeee

Me: banana

‘,:) thx for teaching me a new face

Biblically EPIC

I wonder what country they're from. Philippines or Ukraine or Egypt.

It was a fake story it reads like a 12 year olds fantasy or a bad bollywood soap opera.

It was probably fake

@@faizalf119 it would be a stretch if it was Philippines, the Mayor wouldn't do something like that, the Mayor would have helped the snobby rich A-holes😂

Yeah, people be acting like making others accountable for their crimes is mean or something lmao (and some people are actually shocked when they realise they're going to be held accountable for what they've done haha)

Yeah, it's not the victim getting revenge, but justice. Talia sent herself to prison.

Well lets be for real Rslash is a good narrator, just not a smart one.

@@fartsniffa8043 Her boyfriend was in jail too, now they can be together!

@@fartsniffa8043 10 years is half of your life? that sounds absurd to me

Yep

lol

Yes

The Shadowless yep

I was sad cause i wanted to watch it

Glad not to be the only one who caught on that.

They can join Ivy and Bane ^^

I love how people on reddit use DC's name, especially batman, to tell stories

@@benthekingofking what better vigilante of justice to use haha. Batman embodies pro revenge

My nemesis let's call him the joker found another superhero

Tracie Sanchez yep

Is I'm is no ok'd em by us an my to if no.

Rees Murdock r/ihadastroke

you reap what you sow. yep.

I hope he gave them a huge hug after hearing about how they stood up for him and knocking the "Family" down a few pegs

Or rather: Hippity Hoppity, this is now my property XD

Hippity hoopity get off my money

that's what I keep tellin them thou

Bork

Vanossgaming : fuck RU-vid : I sleep Austin from game theory : fuck RU-vid : *_Demonetized_*

you are legally trying to get likes -Human 6 218 318 016

I am legally required to "like your comment" -bot #131

@@allela9253 How?

I am legally required to ask "what is r/?" -Alien 543 642

Is this the bot meeting? #bot510036

Katya Brooks COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!!!!

My name Jeff **inserts meme from the incredibles**

But that's just a theory A REDDIT THEORY

You : ** mixes two memes together** Me : **surprised Pikachu meme**

@@ashuradarklighter4822 Yes but actually no. Three in reality, just to amaze you even more.

We have gone beyond the universe

Outstanding move but beyond illegal

T H A T ' S

Jetsfanscott * All other youtubers that swear : I didn’t do anything

he sweared once smh if ur an OG u would know that

@@darkzzy. atta boy

@@darkzzy. it's too much for youtube lmao

Yeah, at this point, rslash should just curse as much as he possibly can lol, FLuffeeTalks does that cause yt is a bitch to him so he only gets money from patreon anyway, therefore he drops all the f bombs and else that he wants to, and, ironically, zero fucks are given lol

Oh hunny God dont like ugly no wonder your birth family refuses you its sad clearly your out of your mind youve been non stop publicly bashi g ypur ex fam n its hurtful.you got everything you wanted i didnt even fight you i apologize n wish you all the happinrss n from ypur screenshots ive been seeing for a year it wont be long till you can do a better job. If tberes something you need im sure all my fans will run with a quickness n deliver . Oh jusr not paul or robin

I only hope you fixed tbe orange n got your braces u dont wanna wait much longer since ypur all grown up n shit

Im dying to know whos "getting owned" do stop embarrassing you now u made ur point your rough n tough

@@johnnalocricchio3633 ???

Talia's boyfriend is called Jason in reference to that time Jason Todd and Talia had a fling.

They're Batman comic characters. Clark --> Clark Kent. Talia --> Talia Al Guhl, Ra's Al Guhl's daughter. Jason --> Jason Todd, Red Hood, the Robin who got killed by the Joker.

RComando ^ look at the comment above this

*geeks (nerds implies we're smart, & let's be honest, what smart person would take some time to post a comment on YT?)

=====_____===== maybe...

Abdul Rahim did I see dopeAMeme

@@MD-ip7ij that was actually super clever damn

@@jazzykibble3213 I thought it was really clever too. Guess I'm easily impressed. lol

*sWeAt HoM aLaBaMa*

Lonely Bread wait what? Sweat hom? I had to reread that twice lmao

@@hoshimiyaeki Waht? Yuo Do'nt hav ah sweat hom?

Lonely Bread arh ye scottish laddie?

As an Alabamian I was also anticipating this. This state is garbage.

Best friend _should_ == Leo, != Clark OP == Percy

@@wta1518 1. I don't remember a Talia in that series. 2. Percy never dated anyone by that name. 3. Jason and Percy are not enemies. And I don't think they ever had a common love interest. The fact is, OP chose to call his best friend Clark (Kent), his evil ex Talia (Al'Ghul) and his ex's boyfriend Jason (Todd). So yeah, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume he'd call himself Bruce (Wayne).

Anton B. Ingibjartsson have you read every series? Because there very much IS a Thalia in it. Do you not remember who was trapped in a pine tree?

@@wta1518 "Thalia" is not the same as "Talia" The pronunciation difference is enough that I didn't even think of her. Also Thalia is not Percy's love interest. Or Jason's love interest. Or ANYONE'S. Not only does she not have a love interest in the series, she never will have a love interest (not a male one, anyway) after joining the Hunters, because that invilves swearing off all men, FOREVER. So no, I don't think Thalia makes sense for this story.

Anton B. Ingibjartsson well sorry that that was the first thing I thought of.

Wedding in prison! All inmates invited!

Bane caught the bouquet.

I Didn't I see you before? XD

They wouldn't be in the same prison so no unfortunately lol.

@@bigkmoviesandgames i really want to whooooooooosh

@100,000 Subs, No Content my ex was a painslut too. Fuck. Should have left earlier.

Well usually people change the names to fake ones, so it could have been intentional.

@@mikevisby8744 I was about to say that ;)

@@dimitrije5626 What about a hotel?

@@dimitrije5626 hey... it's okay believe me I have thoughts like that too

@@dimitrije5626 youtu.be/addme/XpEG9EzMwyX5HXuRZNq5lms5N0sPuA

@Pan-slavic communist 0 Things will get better, I guarantee

Pan-slavic communist 0 it will babes xx

Yet

Just move random people's cars lmao

@@nefarious69poopi just move them to different parking spots or driveways just to really fuck with their head

I'd get them to fuck with my bitch landlord who never let's me play in the driveway with my younger sisters (10,5) I'm 14 so I'd just move it out

smashed Hidler Or, get a job moving cars out of parking spots.

I'm just listening how people changed their lives so in a 4-5 years I will knew what to do.

'Bank of America' has liked your comment.

Increases interest rate.

Disowning is a viable option.

It's fake. That story most definitely didn't happen.

@@gray15780 Yep, suspicions at first, confirmation on later part of the story. Elites or in this case high placed people has low if none at all moral standing. They play by the basic rules of merchants since ancient times, profitability. So having his family shamed by announcing them as assholes shouldn't have such drastic consequence. Blood has been shed for a lot more and yet they only get a jail time of 5-10 years, later going out with billions on their account. Lastly, I heard no news about such event taking place, specially such kind of news. The media would have smelled blood and hounded everyone in there for more information. A little guy standing up against the high and mighty and make them fall? Please, any journalist worth their salt would go after such news. Unless it happened 200 years ago xD

Same thing happened with me to a degree. The roles were reversed my father was the one that was you arsehole this is a whole 3 to 2 hour long story if I would tell it to you in person but to summarise he's an arsehole and we had to move for reasons at the time we lived in Indonesia and I was 3 and my brother was a bit older my mum took us and lift although my father made it very difficult skip ahead many years in the future when I'm about 16 15 I had a lot of resentment for what he did to my family and my mother and particular again really long story but avoiding that I wasn't exactly friendly with him it was decided that my Mum would take us over to Indonesia for a month so he could try to be a dad that's a whole nother story long story short we end up coming home and Mum decided to we're going to live there for a year he's quite old and has diabetes with the way he eats my mum decides he's probably not got long left wants me to meet my father and get to know him before he dies he had cheated and had kids again another story that will take a while I was in Indonesia I got to meet some with my cousins and other family on his side again apparently he chewed it around a lot I had a younger brother I didn't know about by a different mother he finally dies I finally get what I wanted to say about him off my chest at one of the times we were eating it was an English so nobody understood except me my mother and my father that it was pretty obvious that I was yelling at him I told him every thing how he was a shirt father and he kept trying to change the subject and I wouldn't let him off I keep grilling him a few years later we're back in New Zealand and we get news he dies he had told us that he would deal with inheritance and had done all of that when he died it turns out he had lied about everything his side of the family come looking for blood saying that we westerners are greedy in that we stealing their inheritance saying we are lying bitches and that when he died we showed her true colours all the while they when we were over there seemed all nice and good everyone knew that we were going to get inheritance but they tried to bullying my mum quite aggressively in fact even lightly threatening violence and Indonesia and the place we lived while extremely unlikely it wasn't impossible to see somebody Anna big grey bag be tossed over a cliff the people doing at that things that were normal and nobody mentions that for fear of them being next she was scared for her life because they were so adamant that they were getting fucked over even going as far as when my mother had allowed them to use the car is that my father owned he was quite a rich fellow over there they stole them and said that they just happened to go missing and they somehow happened to miss the papers that the cars came with the biggest problem was the restaurant we owned and Indonesia or my father owned the Indonesian to New Zealand exchange rate is about 10 to 1 and it made enough money Indonesian that you would be able to live quite comfortably in spite of the transaction keep in mind Indonesia as a country where females are generally seen as less than human or not quite given the same respect after a very very long fight where they keep trying to backstab her my mum came up with an idea she would sell the restaurant or her rights to them at a very reduced cost but because they said they wouldn't have enough money they would pay and yearly installments enough for whatever reason they were short she would immediately get ownership of the restaurant back they fought tooth and nail and often and yelling at each other on the phone finally they relented but only when she threatened to go the restaurant 2 the local church if she would have do this they would be pretty much fucked they wouldn't be able to argue because it's a church and they would be seen is bad by the community to this day they fight trying to get any kind of Leeway having forced my mother to go there in person to deal with stuff hire a lawyer and other things in fact she's going to go there again because they are still unrelenting although we have gotten them to agree for now on the restaurant whether or not they'll hold up to that is a different story that's horrifying how money can absolutely destroy families make enemies out of what we're friends thank you for reading and have a good day

@@adamkaban8507 wow that is long.. Touching and its just.... I cant explain it with words

Hippity hoppity my channel is not your child's property

My son is supposed to get his channel! I'll sue you for traumatizing him! Now give him your soul as an apology!

Hippity hoppity gimme your properties

fake, everyone knows entitled parents wants it *NOW* give my son your property this instant! he has good grades, besides you're too old for it anyway! *proceeds to steal said property*

@@Bacon00024 r/wooooosh

Thx :D

No she lied about her boyfriend being her cousin they weren't cousins at all

The random person You subscribed to Wow did you just copied another comment

@@will_rocks1460 it worked though!

That’s Mississippi

Mercenary Chef may I have food chef

You can get paid BACK in exposure for sure.

All I could think of there was natewantstobattles (Nathan Sharp) album called 'paid in exposure'. Lol

Oh boi *3 am*

@@Dr_Weirdoo that didn't even make sense but that last part was beautiful lmao

@@evanstrachan9996sick burn

*Jungle Scouttt*on xbox1 Lmao you play Fortnite so you shouldn’t be saying anything

I don't think he knew Tinder was a skanknest back then

@@xryeau_1760 - Really? Tinder was a sex app from day one, right?

Well, by using tinder he actually saved people from fraud and got a bad person into prison. It was a good decision

Gonna riiiideee till i cant no moree

Incest is illegal in Alabama but legal in New Jersey.

@@zerotodona1495 Woah, that's interesting, but I sure don't care!

Why the hell is incest illegal? As long as you practice safe procedures, it should be legal. Its disgusting but still. Cmon

BigBalloon19087 no

I think you mean demonetization, though I imagine that RU-vid demonizes a lot of what they demonetize.

@@fireheart1231 sorry, yes i spelt it wrong. thank you for being so polite about it.

@AARAV PRITESH It flutters in and out of relevance as needed.

No its "is this a pigeon"

Agree

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And jake and Logan are the ek not that surprising

Oh my God.. That's embarrassingly true

Amrit Srivastava u about az boi nah I’m just joking though.

@100,000 Subs, No Content Congrats 👏

if you dislike you will be the assholes when your a mom or dad

Technically... one could set the playback speed to 2X, and watch in 8 1/2 minutes.

@@jenniferhart559 Modern problems require modern solutions

Jennifer Hart I guess,but disliking the video is still a dick move

I was reading this one PETTY revenge yesterday, where the guy is pressured to leave the bathroom by someone else, and takes the last toilet paper roll with him. There was someone in the comments shrieking about how the OP had ruined the day of someone who possibly had influenza. The internet is weird, people overreact, and always try to find what's wrong in things.

It's click bait of course some people will dislike it.

Botabook? Botaboom

Zombies? Kaboom

Entitled parents? Bitch slap

Meme? Dead.

@100,000 Subs, No Content Yeah, it wasn't a challenge, just a comment.

That is awesome. I don't care how easy it may or may not be to get out. I mean, what tenant would have the tools to get out of that? And how many guests could they have that would? They'd have to go get their tools just to free the vehicle. Personally I'd also put a Hello Kitty bumper sticker on the offending vehicle. Or just a smilie face on covering a back up sensor if they have any.

@100,000 Subs, No Content Oh god! Your starting war..

@100,000 Subs, No Content As bugs bunny would say, "this means war."

Mike D oof

😭

Wait..... **w h a t**

Hold up

I have no idea. - Human XZ-27404

It's a long story

People accused Rslash of buying subscribers since he gained subs so quickly. Now, people make jokes out of it.

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@@mh-wo8ze beat me to it.

Just watch it during school 😂 no I'm kidding don't do that you'll get in trouble

@Obsessed With Bunnies. We aren’t allowed to have our phones out during the day, we keep them in our bags. But i checked my phon bcuz why not and saw the notification

@@7ratsinasoup317 im in detention watching it

Mathias the Raccoon, I just get my phone and EarPods and ask to go to the bathroom

That would be the only reason to get AirPods

It’s technically also legal in many other states.

Nah no one cares it's the city I'd leave it in the middle of the street and run

It may be hard to believe but I work in court and have seen this sort of thing happen more than once.

Sure you can pick your family. Ever heard about adoption????

Rustknuckle Irongut then your family pick you....

@@steven9186 Kind of depends on if your the adopted or the adopter doesnt it? No one can force you to keep a family you dont want. There is no legal requirement to be around assholes just because they are family. Battered wife syndrome happens also with families, not just wives. Just leave and stop making excuses for bad people just because you share some DNA and go make your own family.

The part where the brothers shit on the rich family? Yeah, probably. The part about poor dad, rich family? Not too far from reality.

Yep