r/Tifu By Eating 8 Fiber Bars and Farting NONSTOP 

Poor guy

It was a "chocolate" bomb.

@@bland9876 it was a bath bomb

Oh

"peanut butter oatmeal"

reminds me of luna when he says moral of the story at the end of his videos

@@damienhenry2542 just feed them 8 chocolate fiber supplement bars

Or if you do you might propel yourself into space

@@landongriffith9092 TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

bouta book a very long flight and eat 1600% of my fiber intake

That's how you know he was plugged up

@@ingamingpc1634 that solid turd helped keep the floodgates sealed 😂

Yeah I'm surprised it took so long for it to hit me. I'm guessing the fiber was like glue and stopped everything from coming out of me. When I did go it had the texture of Elmers glue mixed with seeds. Good times.

I ate about 9 when high as a kite then drank half a bottle of whiskey. Man. 3 days of Hershey syrup. 1/10 do not reccomend.

Run from it. Dread it. Destiny still arrives.

shit: and i am IRON MAN

*an 8 pack* *and he basically did an enema*

I AM FARTMAN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!

and unless it’s laced with laxatives it’s not going to cause that much farting

I almost passed out laughing at my work

I'm pretty sure I actually died at one point. My dogs started barking I was laughing so loud.

I did a r/tifu by watching this while eating 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My stomach hurt from laughing so hard 😂

Yeah at the time it must have really sucked but now he can laugh about it I'mjust glad It didn't end up with him in an ambulance going to the hospital and he has a good story to tell now 😂

Hes such a kid lol

Laughed so hard, I even cut one!

The second one has to be the man failing to throw a ball.

i would like but i cant ruin the 69 likes

@@floodedbasement__ 😂😂😂 Edit : - It's ruined now •́ ‿ ,•̀

What happened?

@@kati4684 it's supposed to give you bad stomach problems but I got head aches from eating them.

Oh god, my poor toilet when I ate a bag of those. 😖

Look up LA Beast on RU-vid. He ate 5 lbs of sugar free gummy bears.

Um, I’m immune to sugar free gummy bear snacks...

I'm having a hard time catching my breath. It's the third time in my life I've been close to dying from laughter

When I eat cheese-i farting 12seconds^^

I got turned on

My boss just came and checked on my because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Don't feel bad for me, I don't deserve any sympathy lol. I deserved every fart that came my way.

Well there you go death by farts.... Deadly farts if you will.

Grammar fix: The titles went from "I killed someone" to "I farted too much".

Memeityy i don’t care about minor things Like capital letters.

@@memeityy I wish apple release their new iFart soon.

@@CrystalNibarger Darts

I felt the same way but somehow always knew that dang cat was going to be chilling in the car at the end...

Typical cat thing to do that! Ours managed to get into closets regularly when he was little and therefore caused some pretty serious house searches that all ended with Toni meowing behind some closet door like he was waiting there for us, his personal assistants, to open it all day... One time he was on holiday at my grandparents house while we were on our vacation. While he is allowed outside (neutered so he can't cause any unwanted offspring for other people's cats) he wasn't at my grandparents because he doesn't know the area and would likely have gotten lost if let outside. Long story short: one day my grandparents haven't seen him for longer than usual and they started to search all over the house. They began to worry that he might have slipped past them at the door and got lost outside. Finally they found him. Sleeping peacefully somewhere in some unexpected place in a rarely visited room....

@@annasstorybox7906 cats are such silly creatures. They are little trouble makers, but the best trouble makers. I wouldn't want them any other way

I went from crying because of how funny the fart story was to crying because of the cat story, then laughing because the cat was found.

Over a year late, but scrolled down during the cat story to make sure it had a happy ending.

I adore this - sadly whenever I show my mom his stories and he is laughing that much, she doesn't wanna hear the rest. XD

His laugh makes me laugh tho, it makes my day better lol

ye lol

ANCHOVIES

It's the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.

@ResidentMilf dont you mean that smelly smell that smells so smelly that it smells

SMELLY

Smelly

you're damn right!

7 deadly sins, one for every hour that passed

He might be I too many of the same kind of fiber bars as op and it was so bad that I stunk up my hole apartment and my roommate threatnd to kick me out if I did it again up side I was able to chase my roommates jerk brother out with the stnk 😂

I am likely going to the 7th circle of hell for the abomination I unleashed upon the world. The Tim Horton's bathroom I used is likely a gateway to hell now.

I ate an entire container of Ice Breakers fruity mints. It was sugar free gummy bears levels of horrendous.

I ate a whole pack of yogurt covered RASINS, And i feel your pain.

Ah, a man of culture

here before the "The Dog is named Yugo" Replies

@@GoldenSaddle me too

Yeah, and when the glass floats in the water strange things are afoot!

@@Houleigan actually wiggling around makes waves making the glass move with it and having glass in your leg soap in your eye I bet you would be moving a lot too. Plus use plastic wine glasses it won't break when falling in the tub

@@crescentmoon5859 I guess the water was moving to get a 3 inch shard in her back!

@@Houleigan yeah that part doesn't make since maybe it landed on the wall of the tub and her stuggling got it lodged

Silicone wine glasses are a thing mostly for bathtub drinking, they have probably saved lives.

So holesome too!

I kinda hated it. Like i couldn't listen to the story without "HAHAHHAHAHHA" every 2 seconds

@@naraferalina2308 ah yes the most wholesome thing in this video, a grown man laughing about turd

Both are really sucky situations to be in but at least they can laugh about it

Op just found a new waft 0-death

Lol Wario backstory

I stopped breathing from laughter at 8:20 or so

Yeah, Wario's had bad luck in the past with anus rockets.

I was looking to see if anyone else knew that!

OP is the reason Randall Flagg could appear in different areas all over the country.

Randell Flagg is a reoccurring character, in many Steven King novels. He’s always the antagonist,if featured.

I know right.

The cops were probably just happy it was a simple case and solved happily...the bag of clothes is the firdt place id check for my cat tho...cuz he would sleep in my clothes drawer 😹

I skipped forward to see if they found the cat because my anxiety could not take it.

It reminded me of the time I just moved in with my two cats, boxes still lined up at the walls from unpacking, and having the 'internet person' come in to get my wifi started up. Like, 2 days after moving Had to step outside with him so he could fix the outside thing on too or however that works, I was sure I paid attention that the cats wouldnt have time to slip out Well.. After he left and I returned inside, I couldnt find my cats. I kept calling for at least 2 minutes since they dont like strangers, searched under the bed and everything else I could think of, checked the house entrance, nothing. Went outside calling for them, through the neighbourhood, no cats Went back into my apartment ready to get a search for them, mental breakdown thinking about all the worst possibilities they might face outside .... And these two damn sisters came out of the pile of boxes like nothing happened -_- i was sure I checked there but I didnt open every damn box

@@shinobusora I get that 💯

Well then I'm having more than a couple

Some alcohol sugar acted like a super laxative on me! 😲💩

That thumbnail is hilarious

Not really my sense of humor is strange i laugh more at memes, and shit i don’t expect more.

POV: you're rSlash...

POV: You're in the replies

Horray

Pee Pee Poo Poo

POV: you have depression

Well, he never gonna give you up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not from a Karen.

Alot of people were let down that day.

Me who likes the song: jokes on you I’m into that shit

@@diegomustang10 Same. I would've laughed my ass off if I scanned a QR code on a poster or something and got rickrolled, and then finished the song.