Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters as HIGH SCHOOLERS?! 

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Kafka definitely joins the theater/band club just to annoy tf out of Himeko, and it’s the only class she never skips

I feel like Herta is a class skipper. Never show up to school, except for tests which she 100% everytime, and one day in the news it's revelaed she has won a Nobel prize in science of something... Or arrested for building a fusion reactor in her basement...

Blade going to class late Teacher: "Why are you late" Blade: "They pronounce me guilty. But their sin is greater"

Ok hear me out tho the trailblazer would ABSOLUTELY see Hook running down the hall and decide to run alongside her for no reason

Jing Yuan is the student council president but he just skips every meeting he can. He puts in enough effort to retain his position but if you go to the student council office hes just never there.

Student Council: President: Jing Yuan Vice President: Bronya Secretary: Fu Xuan Treasurer: Topaz Publicity Director: Yanqing

No, Yukong should have been under delinquents. Domt forget, she may be all law and order now but thats because shes a reformed illegal drag racer. As a teen in highschool, she is absolutely organizing the fight clubs, getting the shop kids to supe up her car, skipping class every day and you can't stop her.

Jing Yuan is the student council member who skips meetings

Clara is a band and theatre kid! She doesn't take the main roles but she plays the side character, and Svarog comes to every single show and every single practice. It scares a lot of people but she's just like "That's just Mr Svarog, he's just supporting me!"

Dang Heng is the nerdy class skipper who's just looking for a quiet place to read his book of choice. Even if he's physically present in class, he's in the back with his book out under his desk paying absolutely no attention to what the teacher is saying. March is mad that he doesn't have to study and still gets straight As while she's working hard and getting Bs.

Hook absolutely would be Naruto running down the hall! 😂 You're just on your way to class and she comes flying past screaming, "IT WASN'T ME!!!" while a fire blazes in a toilet in the girl's room.

Kafka is definitely one of the mean girls but for some reason she has a fondness for the Trailblazer Twins. Turns out they along with Silver Wolf used to hang out back in the day before Kafka started ghosted them. Now in high school she's started talking to them again out of the blue and they are super confused about it.

Now I'm just imagining pianist Luocha and cellist Welt performing the most intense duet imaginable. They may hate each other, but it'll sound amazing.

I feel like Herta would be a school skipper bc she already knows all of the material. She doesn’t show up to class but effortlessly does all of her homework and only shows up on test days. She has a 110% in the class yet no one even knows who she is lmao

Jing Yuan is the Student council president that passes all the work to the vice president, Fu Xuan. But he'll take charge once something fun or serious enough happen.

Hear me out Dan Heng, Jingliu, and Herta are the students who get good grades but doesn't show up. Then, on the day of the final exams, they shows up.

Headcanon: theater kid gepard because Serval convinced him, he’s stage manager or tech though but he can sing super well and everyone wants him to audition (Sampo is lead in all the school plays)

I love it that Jingliu, personality-wise has Blade's edginess, but is philosophical, poetic like Jing Yuan to a degree

2:35 Kafka is typical mean girl smooth talker type, silver wolf is on quieter side but makes jokes through hacking like hacking teachers computer and rickrolling entire class in the middle of the PowerPoint presentation and blade just doesn't have any will to live but he knows Kafka and silver wolf from middle school and doesn't really want to be near anyone besides them. And he has a fanclub full of simps but he doesn't know about it XDD

For reasons I can't properly explain, I feel like Sushang is also Naruto running down the halls. Something about her just gives me that Vibe.

I just imagine Serval being focused in school, then gathers her band of Pela, Gepard, Dunn, and Bronya after school to do gigs around town Also i did see this art where Dan Heng was a former delinquent turned into to the quiet kid and Caelus being the one that tries to be a delinquent, but everyone knows they're not

I feel like the “rules are made to be broken” Trailblazers are 100% delinquents lol

I'm offended there was no chunnibyou category. I know that overlaps with the Naruto running one but come on, EVERYONE had those kids in school who were larping all day believing they had secret powers or something LOL.

Trailblazer could 100% be in any of these categories depending on the dialogue options. They could be Naruto running down the hall with Hook or in a peaceful study session with Arlan.

I honestly would put Jingliu in the popular - in my head cannon she’s like the ex student council president, but she was very very popular because of her beauty. She would definitely be the popular Ice queen trope in an anime. Dan heng/DHIL - he is originally on the delinquent side with his bestie Blade, but they had a falling out and so he left his DHIL (delinquent side) to join the student council as Dan heng (good guy) Himeko - is also on the popular category, and also because of her beauty, but unlike Jingliu - she’s more of kind compassionate busy body - she could also be in student council. JY is a 100% class skipper, I can see him snoozing in the rooftops and stuff and he always bumps into student council president FX. He’s like the lazy genius guy that aces everything without even studying or anything.

Seele plays lacrosse. She made a deal in middle school that if Bronya kissed her than she had to join the lacrosse team. Star lacrosse player now.

Dan Heng and Herta would be that one person who never shows up to class but still passes

Sampo is that weirdly sly but innocent person who doesn't smuggle stuff that shouldn't be in the school in. He brings snacks and sells them. But for some reason the teachers never catch him

I can imagine Jingliu bullying Blade and taking his money, only for him to turn around and bully Dan Heng, so their trapped in this vicious cycle of bullying that even the teachers stay out of. A teacher is probably smoking in a corner, watching all of this go down and thinking that they're not paid enough for this sh*t. However this leaves Yanqing to deal with the mess, only for all three to turn around and bully him. 🤣 (He's the newbie who gets the most difficult tasks)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT!! Gepard is definitely a popular kid but not because of the sports but because Serval dragged him into the theatre classes and now he’s in the bands with serval and pela

Dan Heng needs to be in Focused Academic, that man is a certified nerd and the smart one of the trio

Funny thing about Yukong, she actually isnt great at archery. One of the NPCs around the luofu mentions that she instead uses expensive self homing arrows. Also Pela should totally be a theater/band kid. While it doesn't come up much in game, she is the drummer for serval's band. And her fanfic hobbies give peak theater vibes.

you gotta do this with them in college and at a party like the genshin ones! those were so good

Blade is the guy you think skips class but you find out afterwards actually has perfect attendance. Gepard is jock/Disciplinary Committee, he's strict when it comes to rules, nobody really takes him seriously, but they listen to him because he's kinda cute and kind of a himbo. Qingque is a chronic class skipper, but she's just barely treading the line of not repeating the year, because she gets good grades and/or because she knows exactly how many classes she can skip without getting into trouble.

Kafka is def a theater kid, she plates the violin and has class 🎻✨💅

Princible: Students are not allowed to- Trailblazer: Rules were ment to be broken!

11:31 "they use there baseball bats for good" she says while during the story they threaten to smack people with a bat thats annoys them🤣

I only started playing HSR for two months but I feel like Sushang would be naruto-running too, not because she watches Naruto but because she thought it was a real thing cloud knights do and wanted to be like them.

Asta seeing a picture of Peppy in Arlans locker "aww, is that my doggie?". I'd love to see him explain the situation. 😂 You could have counted Imbibitor Lunae as Dan Feng - from the little we see of him, he seemed to have a different personality to Dan Heng. Have to say, loving Blade as mean girl. :D

Real Silverwolf moment back from when I was in high school: my school had school issued laptops they gave us, but they had a lot of security stuff that blocked a lot of websites. All you could do was school related stuff and Cool Math Games, thats it. Suddenly, nobody knows who started it, but this program was found and passed around to literally everybody that bypassed the schools security blocks, and gained us access to everything on the internef (Social Media, Adult sites, ect.). The kicker was the school tried to fight back and block the program, bht EVERYTIME the current version was blocked, there was either an update that got sent out, or kids were passiing around flashdrives with the newer version. It went on for an entire 2 years before they said fuck it and caved. Because of 1 program, the school district lightened the load on what sites were blocked, allowing access to majority of social medias and other sites. I learned it was only my Class Year graduated that they reestablished a lot of the site blocks again. So to whoever it was that made/discovered that program, you were truly the SilverWolf we needed most, and thank you for the exciting battle!

If there was a category for ‘Staff’ Welt and Yukong would be up there. Yukong would be the principal and Welt would either be the student councilor everyone loves because he’s like a caring dad or the art teacher teaching you how to make cartoon character designs.

March being a cheerleader is 100% accurate

to be fair younger Yukong was basically an illegal street (Starskiff) racer so she could fall under delinquent as well. She looks like she would be that motorcycle delinquent gang leader lmao.

So... After watching the video, I can assume that the Astral Express is the school bus and Pom Pom is the school bus driver, Peppy is the school's mascot and Mr. Svarog is Clara's project home work!

haven't seen it yet but my leader the GREAT PITCH DARK HOOK better be the anime kid

Jing yuan is literally that anime student council prez who’s just chill af 90% of the time

A new koomaxx video before I start school?? Absolutely!!!!

Update: Hanya - the hot goth girl who writes and does spoken poetry. Argenti - the leader of the theater club who cares more about his makeup than the average person and practices his lines wherever he goes. Huo Huo - the shy girl who gets bullied a lot by her best friend (Tail) that tv show fans find strangely endearing for some reason. 😂

Okay, but the image of Hook and Welt Naruto running down the hall and obsessing over anime and manga...OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!

I smirk during pela's turn, bcs I knew QQ is gonna be on class skipper, so obviouss 🤣

I would put the Trailblazer in Naruto-Running-Down-The-Hall and Kafka into Theater/Band because she has such a flair for the dramatic.

2:19 I was that guy in middle school with Halo Online, man the teacher didn't care at all and all of the group were playing together. They formated PCs every day, so I had it on my USB and lend it to the class, eventually the program file got to other groups and even other grades. The teacher didn't return next year, I wonder why

According to a lightcone and some in-game readables, Guinaifen is not only a street performer but also a vlogger, so theatre/band kid is definitely accurate.

"one day he'll end up in pre-med" along with the musically gifted headcanon? made me imagine someone is just super sick and is like saying goodbye to family or something and luocha just busts out the keyboard and gives them emotional background music

Sampo is the Ferris Bueler of this school He skips class and never gets caught despite being a super wacky adventure

I vote Sampo should be a theater kid, as I believe he is playing up the silly personality he's giving us. That man is an ACTOR and I will die on this hill. Especially since he's most likely a Masked Fool; theater is life.

i feel like asta would look up to herta because of her grades and one day herta would just sit with asta for lunch and when they look shock to her she would just say "what? do i have something on my face?"

7:07 Everyone is pretty damn sure that they saw her get expelled at one point (ie she died in the original story) and then just showed up again.

Okay, with that KafHime Headcannon of yours I just got a new Idea what my next KafHime FF is about. Thanks Koomaxx!

I feel like Jingliu found that there was a secret sensory deprivation chamber hidden inside of the school and she just goes there whenever she has free time.

Listening to your headcanons are super entertaining. Thanks for the vid

Koomaxx: hear me out- I think Bailu is a class skipper Bailu: skips her duty in her companion quest, was also explicitly said to have skipped class in both her and Dan Hengs quests this one is canon EDIT: yes, March is 200% the peppy cheerleader

I feel like Serval could like be that one Student Council member who didn’t want to run at all, but then gets voted in anyway. Edit: Pela would definitely be her secretary

Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! First video of yours that I'm watching and absolutely loving the content girl! Have you ever done this with Everyone from Genshin Impact? I think that would be a Great video idea to maybe see What Groups or Cliques form in the High School of HoYoverse or anime and Gaming in general. We can also imagine being there with them either helping out with different activities or causing trouble, maybe even the occasional piece of Drama like what you talked about with Arlan and Asta, and who's the Gamer Guys and Gamer Girls...... Aside from Silver Wolf, that much about her is Blatantly Obvious.

PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 OF THIS HAVING ACHERON SPARKLE AND THE OTHERS IN IT

Dan heng is so focused academic! I remind you of his data bank!

There's this one Simpsons bit where Bart whips up a dummy of himself and it's just sitting there in class face deep in a book. That's who Herta is. Also I assumed Kafka was just gonna be the hot teacher

Gepard absolutely has that one job on the student council no one else wanted. And was scouted to do a role in the school play. Dude is definitely someone who says yes to anyone who needs help.

hy can I see Jing Yuan as the Counsil prez but also skipping class? Also Jingliu is absolutely the senior who used to be counsil prez until she had to skip class for some reason and got in trouble which made her give up on the council. And I definitely feel like Caelus Naruo runs along with Hook while March takes pictures of the two dorks and Dan Heng stands off to the side hoping no one notices him monologuing to himself about how he wishes he wasn't friends with March and Caelus. lmao

i can see sampo being that one kid who brings snacks to sell but also some questionable stuff after school behind the building

your impression of the characters is really good lol

I think it would be interesting to see a “what sport would they play video” for all the characters

This was so fun!

I have a suggestion for a tierlist(but i don't know if it's a good one😅).It was ranking genshin characters on who's the best to go hiking/camping with.

Stelle and Caelus might be one of the popular jocks, but they definitely Naruto run down the hall with hook when they get the chance

March 7th is definitely in if not the head of yearbook club

Not Welt and Luocha being in the same category (if you know, you know)😂

"Don't take it too serious." And I took that as a challenge.

I'm in love with this headcanon I need comics of this IMMEDIATELY

I always want a fanfiction for these headcannons everytime you make one of these videos

Trailblazers fill delinquent, jock, and anime running down the hall

This is actually interesting

Ain’t gonna lie playing smash on the school computer sounds hype af

2:09 That picture is perfect haha

Personally think the Trailblazer would be Naruto running down the hall with their little sister Hook.

Maybe like a holiday/on a cruise tierlist ... Similar to your at the beach genshin one, with kinda similar categories: Relaxing at the pool Blasted/partying every night Sports/Activity partaker Just there for the City trips Sea sick in their cabin

LMAO SOMEONE AT MY SCHOOL ALSO DOWNLOADED SMASH BROS ON THE COMPUTERS I remember playing it on the computer

Yesss! We need/love Honkai Star Rail Content!!!

10:56 tingyun would be a class skipper because she’s dead

1:06 ik this was made 3 months ago but it prove me wrong if this is incorrect. Isn’t peppy Asta’s dog but Arlan takes care of them?

Next time do da heng and ib da feng(i know its not Lore accurate but i would love it)

Headcanon: Seele is that one girl with an intimidating look that everyone is afraid of and has been scolded by Bronya for so many times due to her always getting involved in school brawls. Even though she's feared by many and is absurdly strong, she's not a bully. In fact, she hates bullying. She's also kind and cool to those she cared the most. But if you mess with her or her beloved ones, you'll find yourself in the hospital the next morning

Gepard is an absolute student council in my book. Because this man is litteraly one of those strict mfs that just screams "No Running In The Halls!". Also most likely one of the members that gets role as the one who make sure no one is skipping

Susheng is popular, but in the way that Gepard would be, it’s not that she’s particularly sociable just a lot of people appreciate her. Tingyun is the popular kid with connections, she actually knows a lot about what’s happening in the life of a ton of people because of it. Gepard is a nice jock on the football team, he might also do some band stuff, he knows how to psyche people up. Yanqing, Jing Yuan, and Fu Xuan all play tennis, and Yanqing is a freshman who’s really good at Tennis, Jingliu was the former best tennis player, but she had a breakdown during practice caused by some kind of stress and attacked a lot of people with a Tennis racket, and ended up expelled. Qingque only talks about Genshin Impact and how much she wants C6 Cyno and its a little concerning. Asta is an an outgoing astrology girl, she and Fu Xuan are in the same astrology club. The only class Herta really cares about is 3E. Lynx is the quite kid, but she doesn’t want friends. Sampo cheats and gets away with it. Clara is a teacher’s pet, that teacher being Svarog. March 7th, Trailblazer, and Dan Heng are all in a friend group because they’re all kind of geeks about sci-fi. Himeko and Welt are the presidents of the sci-fi club. Silver Wolf is the star player of the League of Legends team in the gaming club. Blade, Kafka and Silver Wolf all work the same Job outside of school. But otherwise don’t share interests like at all.

I personally see Dan Hang as a focused academic. You definitely have a crush on Gepard. Seele is a delinquent. Sushang is confirmed to be someone who's a focused academic, but struggles. Tingyun would more likely be a student in the background and not draw too much attention to herself, again an academic focus. 11:30 the same can be said for Casey Jones from TMNT, but he's delinquent, and so are they.

Have you done hsr or genshin character as University/College majors yet? If not that would be super fun!

You should have made a category of teachers and put Jingliu, Welt, Natasha and Yukong as that.

I love how bronya and pink girl are in Studnet Council

Pela would definitely be in the band kids, because she plays the drums and is in Serval's band, but I can see her being a focused academic in high school