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@sandwich3290
@sandwich3290 3 года назад
I feel like people aren't treating her fairly. I actually tried cooking one of her recipes, and I can say that without a doubt it's way worse than you could ever imagine.
@madelynnhubbell4120
@madelynnhubbell4120 3 года назад
Sorry how are you still alive after cooking one of her recipes?
@stenk7743
@stenk7743 3 года назад
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@TheLadyNocturnal
@TheLadyNocturnal 3 года назад
@@stenk7743 i was just about to say that lol
@panbeing
@panbeing 3 года назад
@@madelynnhubbell4120 probably didn't follow instructions perfectly. If you make a mistake following these instructions, you are more likely to get a better result.
@froschgrosch5247
@froschgrosch5247 3 года назад
U got me there 😂😂
@piffi9431
@piffi9431 4 года назад
jesus christ that amount of liquid smoke would make it taste like an actual bonfire. Lord have mercy
@7xig
@7xig 4 года назад
estus flask
@Wheresmy240
@Wheresmy240 4 года назад
I feel so bad for their kids. These fatties need to be detained and taught how to cook a decent meal. They're literally abusing their children feeding them this shit.
@justanotherperson4939
@justanotherperson4939 4 года назад
@@Wheresmy240 "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEED MY CHILDREN! I AM THEIR MOTHER AMD I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM!" - Karen
@Wheresmy240
@Wheresmy240 4 года назад
@@justanotherperson4939 lol. Gotta love the Karens of the world.
@brandonveltri2825
@brandonveltri2825 4 года назад
I was thinking the same thing...its been awhile since I had anything with liquid smoke in it but I don't remember it being half the container like this one is using
@rileytravis7764
@rileytravis7764 3 года назад
So this is that primordial soup everyone keeps talking about
@themessenger8656
@themessenger8656 3 года назад
Yea
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 2 года назад
fucking hilarious
@agni_oh
@agni_oh 2 года назад
So good it gives me life
@TsunaXZ
@TsunaXZ 2 года назад
These kind of soup can create a new type of organisms
@chupakabruhhh1613
@chupakabruhhh1613 2 года назад
This kind of soup makes you discover a new disease
@JesseEnclave
@JesseEnclave 3 года назад
As someone who has more than once almost ruined entire meals with just a few *drops* too much of liquid smoke, I was genuinely horrified when she started dumping it in by the tablespoon. That shit is one of the single most powerful things you can cook with. A couple drops can make a piece of meat taste like it came straight off a grill, so I imagine "3 or 4 tablespoons" would be like throwing water on a raging bonfire and taking a deep breath as the cloud washed over you.
@mr.nazareth4501
@mr.nazareth4501 3 года назад
Im betting it tastes like condensed forest fire
@lunaloo8224
@lunaloo8224 3 года назад
SERIOUSLY
@lunaloo8224
@lunaloo8224 3 года назад
She’s tryin to outperform Mother Nature for Smoke Taste
@lunaloo8224
@lunaloo8224 3 года назад
Her entire kitchen is going to smell like a chemical fire after that
@lunaloo8224
@lunaloo8224 3 года назад
I can imagine it’s like beau monde seasoning. Just a bit makes a nice flavor profile. 3-4 tablespoons and youre going to wish you didn’t have tastebuds
@alyazzam4575
@alyazzam4575 4 года назад
She : a pinch of salt Also her: literally creates the Dead Sea
@contremarfia3253
@contremarfia3253 4 года назад
She didn't even use enough salt though lol
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 года назад
Please. More salt. I need the sodium chloride
@daze8410
@daze8410 4 года назад
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono/videos Always thought it was interesting that Sodium in pure form is explosive in water and Chlorine in gas form is a bio-weapon. Mix them together and, you get table salt.
@cybergamer-nat
@cybergamer-nat 4 года назад
@KeanuBodypillo g no need to get... salty
@daze8410
@daze8410 4 года назад
@Drinker_Of_ Milk This is so wrong.... Sea salt has big ass grains that don't even weigh close to a gram lol. Have you ever worked in a kitchen?
@freebatman4everyone
@freebatman4everyone 4 года назад
This soup looked like how they made them in the dark ages: "Just toss in whatever you have handy, it's for the taste"
@cameronwilson7476
@cameronwilson7476 4 года назад
I research northern European food from the 8th-12th century and let me tell you none of the recipes are THAT nasty
@tomasochoa
@tomasochoa 4 года назад
Ye olde eternal stew
@Nick-hg9ci
@Nick-hg9ci 4 года назад
Yeah not even medieval peasants would eat that nastiness
@abdsnomadicescapades7773
@abdsnomadicescapades7773 4 года назад
It's estus stew bru
@RisingRevengeance
@RisingRevengeance 4 года назад
A witch's cauldron of spider eyes and corpses is probably healthier than this
@micaiah8097
@micaiah8097 3 года назад
I love all of his "chef" characters, we've got the Maestro of Mayonnaise, the Saint of Sugar , the Mistress of Minced Meat, and of course, the Sultan of Salt
@reed2894
@reed2894 3 года назад
*sultaness
@Adrian-dl9nb
@Adrian-dl9nb 2 года назад
Two more and they'll be the Sinister Six
@chaonimation9586
@chaonimation9586 2 года назад
@@Adrian-dl9nb 💀
@eyazulul
@eyazulul 2 года назад
@@reed2894 sultana*
@DoctorBones1
@DoctorBones1 Год назад
@@reed2894 actually, in the ottoman empire sultan was used to refer to an emperors wife
@Sad_Salad_
@Sad_Salad_ 3 года назад
When she poured all that liquid smoke in I physically recoiled
@letmesleep6056
@letmesleep6056 3 года назад
Ikr, I was shocked
@letmesleep6056
@letmesleep6056 3 года назад
She put TABLESPOONS of liquid smoke on the meat, I thought you should only use drops
@crashcourseinbruhsurgery
@crashcourseinbruhsurgery 3 года назад
This shit is gonna taste like a California wildfire.
@mosclone2121
@mosclone2121 3 года назад
@@crashcourseinbruhsurgery Didn't even get a gender-reveal party first, either.
@shadywolf9724
@shadywolf9724 3 года назад
@@mosclone2121 lol
@donjonpapi7493
@donjonpapi7493 4 года назад
Little does he know that wasn’t salt it’s uncle Ben’s ashes Brings out the flavor
@daddy8884
@daddy8884 4 года назад
Don Jon PAPI it really does
@Jellyduckface1
@Jellyduckface1 4 года назад
**Cries in Peter Parker**
@Mars-oe5if
@Mars-oe5if 4 года назад
A familiar flavor
@Aariz
@Aariz 4 года назад
@mb v Comes great *responsibility*
@fentanylandfriends
@fentanylandfriends 4 года назад
Scrumptious
@noahtetreault3859
@noahtetreault3859 4 года назад
Ssoyoung tortures animals while they’re alive. This woman tortures them after they’re dead.
@pilotwhaleproductions5880
@pilotwhaleproductions5880 4 года назад
And the worst of it? RU-vid punishes creators but actively supports ‘Ssoyoung’, ‘Zooier than Thou’ and ‘Aluzky’ to share and encourage animal abuse
@ReverbReverbMusic
@ReverbReverbMusic 4 года назад
@@pilotwhaleproductions5880 it is bull.
@noahtetreault3859
@noahtetreault3859 4 года назад
This comment was meant more as a joke, but you’re absolutely right. And it isn’t just animal abuse. Logan Paul is still being promoted where any other channel tha tv showed a dead body would have been terminated. James Charles still has sexual assault allegations against him but still gets put on trending every other day. It’s fucking bullshit.
@jpi1962
@jpi1962 4 года назад
@Noah Tetreault I understand this is a joke but come on. What Ssoyoung does to animals is horrifying. But tell me, have you ever seen slaughterhouse footage? Yes, ripping the flesh off a squid while it is fully conscious is reprehensible, but tell me how bolt-gunning a cow in the skull and slashing it’s throat open so that you can have a burger any better? Keep in mind that bolt-gunning cows is standard practice in the meat industry and is proven to not be an effective way of killing cows instantly, meaning that some cows choke on their own blood for 10 minutes before they finally die due to their necks being slit. Put this into perspective and ask yourself if eating meat is really worth having this in your conscience.
@FatherFoxtrot
@FatherFoxtrot 4 года назад
@@noahtetreault3859 i meann It was scummy of Logan Paul to post it but he wasn't mutilating or disrespecting the body from what i remember And last I heard they were just rumors made by other another big RU-vidr's he had beef with. I dunno much about it but i remember Critikal making a vid about it way back
@dontwatchmydoomvideos
@dontwatchmydoomvideos 3 года назад
So much salt I’m surprised the chicken didn’t float on top of the soup
@gobogoblin8498
@gobogoblin8498 2 года назад
Underrated
@speedydratini8868
@speedydratini8868 2 года назад
this is secretly a recipe for a sensory deprivation pot
@arcane_mo0n
@arcane_mo0n 3 года назад
This looks like a “potion” you would make in your backyard with sand, dirt, water and sticks
@lightyagami2763
@lightyagami2763 3 года назад
Hello other hisoka
@augustusczar7375
@augustusczar7375 4 года назад
Liquid smoke is real. Restaurants everywhere use it. But no one uses that much
@xjunkxyrdxdog89
@xjunkxyrdxdog89 4 года назад
"2 shots of vodka"
@VioleFTW
@VioleFTW 4 года назад
She was waterboarding, couldn’t you tell?
@imaDUCKIE11
@imaDUCKIE11 4 года назад
I was offended she put so much in lmao
@reinkaos1445
@reinkaos1445 4 года назад
It is used for like 3-4 drops max for a whole brisket. It made me sick how much she put into that small innocent chickens.
@dakotaguffey2908
@dakotaguffey2908 4 года назад
Yeah, holy liquid smoke batman. I use like maybe a teaspoon for like 2 lbs of jerky.
@colehowell3168
@colehowell3168 4 года назад
You’re supposed to use like a half teaspoon of liquid smoke. That stuff taste very overpowering and artificial. SHE USED 4 TABLESPOONS
@therussianbullfrog3975
@therussianbullfrog3975 4 года назад
May I ask? How do you liquefy smoke? Is it just a liquid that has that smokey flavored?
@colehowell3168
@colehowell3168 4 года назад
It’s made by passing wood smoke through a chamber where they capture and condense the vapors. So I’m a way it is liquified smoke. It’s very powerful
@MG-jd6kt
@MG-jd6kt 4 года назад
Yeah it’s all pretty gnarly but your palates gotta be entirely nonexistent if your using that much liquid smoke. No wonder they reckon the foods good, they have no sense of taste!
@-zond3r
@-zond3r 4 года назад
@@colehowell3168 didn't expect to get some actual cooking knowledge when clicking on this video, thanks for the explanation
@therussianbullfrog3975
@therussianbullfrog3975 4 года назад
@@colehowell3168 ok thanks for clarifying
@Snurple02
@Snurple02 2 года назад
2:05 I love the contrast between the elegantly hand-carved wooden salt box and then a giant tub of butter
@officericantbreathe3302
@officericantbreathe3302 3 года назад
WHY DID SHE USE THAT MUCH LIQUID SMOKE AAAAAAAAAAAA
@philipwidmaier3567
@philipwidmaier3567 4 года назад
In the Philippines, we cook chicken gizzard all the time. Although, how this woman cooks it can be considered a sin.
@SenPai-tt6hi
@SenPai-tt6hi 4 года назад
Lmao same
@ellielol5486
@ellielol5486 4 года назад
Mmm chicken gizzard and hearts in some pepper and garlic and onion butter with a lil bit of hot sauce *chefs kiss*
@AssBlaster
@AssBlaster 4 года назад
I sometimes make gravy out of chicken gizzards
@aloistrancy.
@aloistrancy. 4 года назад
Do you cook it for occasions or is it just like a weekend meal? Even though my family comes from places in the states that eat chicken gizards ive never eaten it.
@main-browsing5521
@main-browsing5521 4 года назад
panget naman lasa ng gizzard eh, lagi ko tinatabi pag sa lugaw
@renegadetherapper
@renegadetherapper 4 года назад
I'm confused. She didn't add nearly enough salt. How does she expect us to respect her if she's just gonna skimp out on the salt like that?
@IceFire1800
@IceFire1800 4 года назад
I guess the real winner was the salt we made along the way
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 года назад
your ass is my salt bowl.
@renegadetherapper
@renegadetherapper 4 года назад
@KeanuBodypillo g she's doing a great job. If she just added a little more salt, I think she could get there.
@blewyd
@blewyd 4 года назад
We know she never skimps of salt
@YunikuYosefMomoka
@YunikuYosefMomoka 4 года назад
@Renegade the Rapper they didn’t even add colour either (^~^)
@jaqell007
@jaqell007 3 года назад
This cooking is the equivalent of a person who opens the fridge and sees nothing to eat in there, closes it, and opens it again over and over to the point where they say “Fuck it, imma just throw whatever I can find in a pot and call it a day”
@baconbliss4796
@baconbliss4796 3 года назад
Nah that's better than this but then all I got is bacon and eggs.....
@jaqell007
@jaqell007 3 года назад
@@baconbliss4796 do it man, eggs and bacon are better than cold 2 day old pizza or whatever the hells in this video for sure
@easylistening1377
@easylistening1377 3 года назад
Blast off to liquid smoke world. I’d hallucinate. The salt alone is stroke worthy
@ahegaopony7797
@ahegaopony7797 3 года назад
Like aren't you supposed to use like a few drops of the stuff ?
@aldescora
@aldescora 3 года назад
@@ahegaopony7797 you are correct
@J.R.Swish1
@J.R.Swish1 4 года назад
That mask makes me feel like she's gonna purge me and lock me in the pressure cooker to die slowly
@Nefarium123
@Nefarium123 4 года назад
The chicken gizzards are actually bits of her children after they said the witch's stew tasted like garbage compactor
@michelle-nw8wd
@michelle-nw8wd 4 года назад
Nah fam the pressure cooker will kill you fast. 20 bucks that thing can turn you into a full course meal in 45 minutes
@ipad9844
@ipad9844 4 года назад
PogChamp facing you sure
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
@@mewhenthemewhenstheme 🤔
@josephhelms2362
@josephhelms2362 4 года назад
Consider the Lobster
@neech8568
@neech8568 4 года назад
Petition for him to follow one of the recipes
@stevieloco3020
@stevieloco3020 4 года назад
Neech id sign that
@Gardosuro
@Gardosuro 4 года назад
Food doesn't deserve to be treated as such. Would not sign.
@facturies3989
@facturies3989 4 года назад
Neech signed
@lqu
@lqu 4 года назад
I would sign that. But where? You didn't link anything.
@jacksonj175
@jacksonj175 3 года назад
This is what Ghandi watched to fast as long as he did
@Nick-dx2pt
@Nick-dx2pt 3 года назад
As an Asian never have I ever been offended by the way she cooked that chicken gizzard and the way she just dumped rice in there, I heard my ancestors scream from their very graves
@joshua1383
@joshua1383 4 года назад
"I feel like you're bringing the chicken back to life" is an underrated comment.Charlie's soothing moose-like voice, the strange yellow-white chunks boiling in a cauldron, the hands of a woman who has shaken hands with death, it's alllll here. This was a holistic experience.
@captain1697
@captain1697 4 года назад
Joshua Palpallatoc this is an underrated comment
@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 4 года назад
In what world is a moose soothing?
@BlackFlagHeathen
@BlackFlagHeathen 3 года назад
>soothing moose-like voice Never before have I not understood a comment, yet simultaneously so wholeheartedly agreed with it.
@jasmreow
@jasmreow 3 года назад
@@theguythatasked6400 i think the dude meant mousse
@macarim1748
@macarim1748 3 года назад
"moose-like" is the most accurate description of his voice
@gamejitzu
@gamejitzu 4 года назад
4:39 This looks like that decomposed pot of food you see in the Resident Evil 7 kitchen. Except even when that was left out for months you could tell it had some degree of direction when it was made. And resembled food
@cospaws8810
@cospaws8810 3 года назад
The kitchen lighting definitely adds to the ✨aesthetic✨
@TheZombieCurryKid
@TheZombieCurryKid 2 года назад
hahaha that's so accurate.
@SuperVideoTalk
@SuperVideoTalk 3 года назад
Imagine you’re going to someone’s house and they give you this, what do you even do
@Slapfan4life
@Slapfan4life 3 года назад
Fuckin run, don't look back
@executorarktanis2323
@executorarktanis2323 3 года назад
I would actually like ask her WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS and process to investigate on where it all went wrong
@sssleepyhead00
@sssleepyhead00 3 года назад
Leave .
@pigmentpeddler5811
@pigmentpeddler5811 2 года назад
spit on them
@vl6357
@vl6357 2 года назад
Liza Pav you claim that you have turned vegan.
@punchy207
@punchy207 3 года назад
0:44 i dont know if i pissed myself out of fear or laughter
@SilentSycophant
@SilentSycophant 3 года назад
Both
@punchy207
@punchy207 3 года назад
@@SilentSycophant or AROUSAL
@anthonytalksmovies
@anthonytalksmovies 4 года назад
Liquid smoke is a thing but I’ve never really seen a recipe where they just dump it in there like that lol every one I’ve seen use it says to use it sparingly I think.
@ocloud7389
@ocloud7389 4 года назад
It’s really good in homemade barbecue sauce, but only a few drops
@sidthesloth12
@sidthesloth12 4 года назад
The amount she used is roughly the amount I use when making big batch soups...but that's for 50 people...not 5
@Nefarium123
@Nefarium123 4 года назад
If you put THAT much liquid smoke into that little of chicken, you're trying to fucking disintegrate the throat of whoever the poor victim is
@LGPanthers1
@LGPanthers1 4 года назад
Yeah it's less of a seasoning and more of a panic addition for the pseudo-flavor; unlike salt it pays to be sparing with the liquid smoke
@mitaskeledzija6269
@mitaskeledzija6269 4 года назад
Its like one tablespoon enough she dumped the whole thing lol and its not healthy probably industrial
@xbreadguy_1080
@xbreadguy_1080 4 года назад
There’s so much salt in that food it literally transports you to the Himalayas if you touch it
@oh-ox9sj
@oh-ox9sj 4 года назад
it will straight up transport u to world of the ded people
@Barbarianz1000
@Barbarianz1000 4 года назад
Look someone is trying to be funny
@viktorftten2304
@viktorftten2304 4 года назад
Loads you straight into a rainbow game
@piagebot2943
@piagebot2943 4 года назад
Is there a circle of hell for adding too much salt cuz i feel like there needs to be one
@03weeksago.77
@03weeksago.77 4 года назад
Raitis what
@flockofbeans9153
@flockofbeans9153 2 года назад
Someone used liquid smoke in an opening episode of hells kitchen and Gordon was furious because it was revolting
@spicynoodles64
@spicynoodles64 4 года назад
She literally has enough salt to disintegrate a demon spawn
@Umayyasupremacy
@Umayyasupremacy 4 года назад
Four horsemen of apocalypse: Cooking with jack Kay's cooking Featuremen Mysterychef1
@sauwensvk7589
@sauwensvk7589 4 года назад
Jack being Death Kay being War Featureman being Famine Mysterychef being Pestilence
@linalowinkelman6525
@linalowinkelman6525 4 года назад
Leave featuremen alone ),:
@sauwensvk7589
@sauwensvk7589 4 года назад
@@linalowinkelman6525 Featureman is a double agent. We can only strive to understand the 6D chess he's playing
@linalowinkelman6525
@linalowinkelman6525 4 года назад
@Jon Bones Jones /:
@linalowinkelman6525
@linalowinkelman6525 4 года назад
@@sauwensvk7589 exactly. He has cloned himself multiple times too, who knows how much power he hasnt shown to the world yet?
@liambaker5191
@liambaker5191 4 года назад
Anybody going to talk about how the sausage Master, the king of sausage , ordinary sausage, made a video in honor of Charlie?
@carterd7720
@carterd7720 4 года назад
Cleolotipis charlie commented on his most recent vid
@jobascantu3510
@jobascantu3510 3 года назад
Uncle Ben is the ultimate support class. He’s good enough to make even the grossest of foods a decent meal
@HobbesHobbiton
@HobbesHobbiton 3 года назад
I won't pretend that I can cook or know much about the art, but even a novice architect can tell when a house is collapsing in on itself
@shartbearer
@shartbearer 4 года назад
"I feel like once you eat a single gizzard, you get immediately attracted to your sister." -Lord Charlie 2020
@shartbearer
@shartbearer 3 года назад
@@onojRX3 nah I simply thought it was hilarious
@shartbearer
@shartbearer 3 года назад
@@onojRX3 he do be looking like Jesus tho ngl
@onojRX3
@onojRX3 3 года назад
@@shartbearer Jesus is not real
@shartbearer
@shartbearer 3 года назад
@@onojRX3 understandable have a great day
@onojRX3
@onojRX3 3 года назад
@@shartbearer thanks for nothing friend
@mikeythellama
@mikeythellama 4 года назад
to be fair, I was attracted to my sister before I ate gizzards.
@Rachano
@Rachano 4 года назад
That's fine, gizzards are just for those of us who have a little trouble joining you. Solves the problem immediately.
@JokerJay1990
@JokerJay1990 4 года назад
Dude that what I said. Royal families have been doing it for thousands of years and now that I fuck my sister it's weird. Nah feels pretty natural to me.
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
...can't tell if these comments are joking or from Ar-kansas.
@zplatinumwolf9512
@zplatinumwolf9512 4 года назад
Just these few comments have made me proud of society
@commanderstars7631
@commanderstars7631 4 года назад
What-
@plague6566
@plague6566 3 года назад
As an Asian, the way she uses the rice makes the souls of my ancestors within me scream in horror. like when alderaan got destroyed by the death star and obi wan sensed the screams of the people with the force
@khadijahyago9956
@khadijahyago9956 3 года назад
I'm African and what I saw made me want to bite my toes off.
@erect_pancake5318
@erect_pancake5318 3 года назад
Add some M A R G E R I N E to the water
@thememeguy2135
@thememeguy2135 3 года назад
@@erect_pancake5318 why...
@achicken21
@achicken21 3 года назад
as an Asian every once in awhile I'd get this feeling of pure dread and horror for no reason at all, and now I know why
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 2 года назад
@@achicken21 probably is me fucking up some rice.
@eGG-pi2qd
@eGG-pi2qd 4 года назад
I want to see Charlie follow one of these recipes like he did with the sausages
@user-nj9ll6em8k
@user-nj9ll6em8k 4 года назад
Who knows what drama that will start lmao.
@colorblockpoprocks6973
@colorblockpoprocks6973 2 года назад
he would somehow make it worse man can't cook to save his life either, nor can he follow directions, so that's a disaster waiting to happen lol let's pray that Matt spots him at least lmao
@_AverageAlex_
@_AverageAlex_ 4 года назад
I shouldnt have watched this before bed. I cant close my eyes without seeing that angry bird mask staring at me.
@anthonyhuynh8735
@anthonyhuynh8735 3 года назад
Fun fact: The chicken and rice recipe shown in the video is an actual dish in my hometown and my family. Except for the fact that we don't add nothing but springbeans, some onion and msg, and just like..a tiny pinch of salt. That shit tastes damn good, and is actually my favorite dish. I still remember when i was young, and whenever I got a cold, that was what i ate. Old granny just nailed it everytime. Nothing is better than a hot rice chicken soup when it's cold outside/you are sick, and you can't convince me the otherwise. (And yes, it's a soup recipe which required you to precook the rice soup, not just fucking DUMPING the whole already cooked rice)
@farelegy57
@farelegy57 2 года назад
3:44 As an Asian, this part is a straight-up insult for my entire bloodline
@michaelrichardson3834
@michaelrichardson3834 4 года назад
she's 'mystery chef' cause she's secretly a witch and brews satanic potions.
@malice_macabre
@malice_macabre 4 года назад
michael richardson Nah that’s sn insult to witches lmao
@cocky_takoyaki5080
@cocky_takoyaki5080 4 года назад
michael richardson She's a mystery chef because you don't know what disease you'll get.
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
Just...go back to reading manga and fucking your waifu pillow. 🙄 Btw, this isn't because of your pfp...not entirely.
@LouSipher
@LouSipher 4 года назад
Chill out. Satan has standards.
@zwitter_zwitter
@zwitter_zwitter 4 года назад
As a witch we dont claim her lol
@wallaceluna6241
@wallaceluna6241 4 года назад
My dude they doin some Fullmetal Alchemist transmute everyone knows this
@PychStudios
@PychStudios 4 года назад
Ah I see... they use the gizards as equivalent exchange for human hearts.
@mrsir9358
@mrsir9358 4 года назад
This is what Edward saw in the portal.
@scanbbb
@scanbbb 4 года назад
@@mrsir9358 I only watched the first two episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist but I expect this joke to be funny
@kennysboat4432
@kennysboat4432 4 года назад
Except for her...
@alb4477
@alb4477 4 года назад
Idk why she’s wearin a mask I feel like you can go to any Walmart in the South and find 20 of her 😂😂
@Hiro04
@Hiro04 2 года назад
absolutely!
@idc.crazy..
@idc.crazy.. 3 года назад
4:30 looks like something I would see in my cafeteria.
@renyalcantara8223
@renyalcantara8223 4 года назад
She looks like she likes her rice crunchy
@matthewardern577
@matthewardern577 4 года назад
I love how her mouth comes out the bottom of the angry bird mask
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
I hate it 😂
@UltimateEnd0
@UltimateEnd0 4 года назад
Thank god I'm high enough to enjoy this comment.
@ranfonaforanafo1601
@ranfonaforanafo1601 4 года назад
@Stellvia Hoenheim tf
@yiorn
@yiorn 4 года назад
@Stellvia Hoenheim Whoa there
@moneyman1588
@moneyman1588 4 года назад
@Stellvia Hoenheim ok buddy your probably fat as shit
@fabiomasellis8132
@fabiomasellis8132 3 года назад
She boiled rice in water with margarine. This lady must go to Masterchef
@mariepayann
@mariepayann 3 года назад
“There were some gizzards in there... but we lost that to the flood” kdjfklasjdfkjsadlf
@sammich6210
@sammich6210 4 года назад
"do we drain any of that excess moisture?" says the saint of soggyness
@cashewsftw
@cashewsftw 4 года назад
“It’s like applesauce, with applesauce, if apple sauce S H I T”
@johnnyivkovic2363
@johnnyivkovic2363 3 года назад
4:05 it looks like porridge from a homeless shelter, mixed in with sewage water.
@bottom_btch6942
@bottom_btch6942 3 года назад
5:54 Hank Hill XD
@LindensTree
@LindensTree 4 года назад
Not even Jimmy Neutron would correct Salt Master
@neckbeardmcgee9611
@neckbeardmcgee9611 4 года назад
It's Sodium Chloride.
@kaiverrettuselibaatti7031
@kaiverrettuselibaatti7031 4 года назад
@@neckbeardmcgee9611 No dude. You said "sodium chloride". Yes, it's the same as salt, but you could've just said "salt" instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius, dude. You don't need to say overly large words to sound intelligent. The fact of the matter is, that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic things by their scientific names ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pretentious. I know you're smart enough to be better than this
@betterthanflapjacks
@betterthanflapjacks 4 года назад
@@neckbeardmcgee9611 Uh, no dude, that's salt.
@Prophet1
@Prophet1 4 года назад
Nightshader That would be a giant
@LindensTree
@LindensTree 4 года назад
@@neckbeardmcgee9611 Actually dudes, this is iodized table salt. Which in addition to sodium chloride, contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually incorrect. Your arrogance is your downfall, Jimmy.
@zach9986
@zach9986 4 года назад
For someone who lives in Florida my man Charlie makes a lot of southern jokes
@TheBroughamGamer
@TheBroughamGamer 4 года назад
Right next to ya. Over here in Alabama our comedy is mostly done during the weekly Saturday drinkathon where everyone had no clue what all of us are doing
@lobster9059
@lobster9059 4 года назад
florida is the least southern southern state
@frankjager1647
@frankjager1647 4 года назад
@@lobster9059 The panhandle of Florida is rural as fuck if you aren't on the beach.
@zero_stars
@zero_stars 4 года назад
@@lobster9059 lmfao I live in KY and Florida makes us look classy af
@thedawg2510
@thedawg2510 4 года назад
lol facts
@krysky9511
@krysky9511 3 года назад
Gizzards are delicious but I can't imagine them basically being boiled like that
@DJChonk
@DJChonk 3 года назад
I got a dog food ad while I was watching her cook and tbh it made my appetite come back.
@drkRoss89
@drkRoss89 4 года назад
5:15 Liquid Smoke?! But he died during Shadow Moses
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
TIME PARADOX! (Fission Mailed)
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 года назад
*BROTHER*
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono lol nice
@bravo795mp
@bravo795mp 4 года назад
Oh god I just died ...aww the good times with vamp and mantis
@dumpsterfire4269
@dumpsterfire4269 4 года назад
Mystery fat lady chef, Destroyer of intestines Does +2 attack damage Has a chance to inflict liver failure by 60% 20% slower movement speed Patch v1.0: 20% chance to self inflict liver failure added mask DLC (adds +10 stealth) added ability "human boulder"
@cobblestonegenerator
@cobblestonegenerator 4 года назад
And a 40 percent chance to self inflict liver failure. Also has a permanent diabetes debuff.
@da14a49
@da14a49 4 года назад
Not to neglect her: +10 stealth (mask) Special ability: Metabolic survival - stores lipids in case of survival situation where they can e used as energy.
@dumpsterfire4269
@dumpsterfire4269 4 года назад
@@da14a49 you have to get the dlc first to unlock the mask
@cobblestonegenerator
@cobblestonegenerator 4 года назад
@Stellvia Hoenheim ehhhem, trolls, even the reclusive cave variety, function naturally on a binary gender/sex system. While it is a cave troll, it most certainly is also a female. Thusly referred to as a lady. Just look at its luscious breasts and the sleek womanly contours of the body lol
@dumpsterfire4269
@dumpsterfire4269 4 года назад
@Stellvia Hoenheim more like a bowling ball if ask me
@idc.crazy..
@idc.crazy.. 4 года назад
Why do I feel that he is Gordon Ramsey if he was American instead of British
@gogurtboii2104
@gogurtboii2104 3 года назад
i've been sitting here watching these videos and im listening to this ladys voice and she sounds like this lady that works at my library
@daze8410
@daze8410 4 года назад
I have been working in the food industry for almost 15 years and I cannot count how many times people tell me they can cook. This is what they make lol.
@1whospeaks
@1whospeaks 4 года назад
You know they're fat when every square inch of their kitchen is covered with containers.
@anarchyavery6658
@anarchyavery6658 2 года назад
i love ur videos broo, feels nice to have someone to watch RU-vid with
@treezen522
@treezen522 3 года назад
I feel stifled when I saw her kitchen. There's so many things in there
@ohyeahbrother5674
@ohyeahbrother5674 4 года назад
I love when penguinz0 uploads videos about bad food channels, truly a gift from the gods.
@collin4215
@collin4215 4 года назад
Her and kay should do a colab
@commanderstars7631
@commanderstars7631 4 года назад
Who?
@weirdgirl7475
@weirdgirl7475 4 года назад
That would be epically and awesomely bad, but in a good way. 😳👍
@commanderstars7631
@commanderstars7631 4 года назад
@@weirdgirl7475 Who's Kay?
@Moocow2003
@Moocow2003 4 года назад
@@commanderstars7631 Kay's Cooking
@periclesferreira5010
@periclesferreira5010 3 года назад
#Crossover
@leileilive1148
@leileilive1148 3 года назад
i literally have to pause charlie's videos when i need yawn because im always laughing so much i literally cannot
@khatunamezvrishvili6211
@khatunamezvrishvili6211 4 года назад
RU-vid notifies me about videos that came out like a week ago and that I've already watched.
@a1-user
@a1-user 4 года назад
Buttered water, now I’ve seen it all.
@Katastrophii
@Katastrophii 4 года назад
As soon as he said “we had gizzards until they were lost in great flood” had me in tears
@fizalex6612
@fizalex6612 3 года назад
When I saw her with the angry birds mask I wasnt sure if this was gunna be a snuff film
@Desmont123
@Desmont123 3 года назад
A new competitor has entered Kai's cooking Arena.
@KingBongHogger
@KingBongHogger 4 года назад
This lady's recipes are like a hate crime against cooking.
@melonsoda4743
@melonsoda4743 4 года назад
gizzards are in a lot of asian cuisines tho, they are nice when grilled or fried
@trashmann1081
@trashmann1081 4 года назад
can confirm, they can be fried and eaten like chicken nuggets
@DreamItCraftIt
@DreamItCraftIt 4 года назад
Yuck
@mbryson0505
@mbryson0505 4 года назад
Fried gizzards from Bush's Chicken are fire asf
@mcvgs1780
@mcvgs1780 4 года назад
@@DreamItCraftIt Don't knock it till you try it. Then again, I guess it's an acquired taste for foreigners.
@tf2_engineer_real
@tf2_engineer_real 4 года назад
Fried gizzards absolutely slap
@Cohsyy
@Cohsyy 3 года назад
1:25 i thought the chicken was a baby and i was like why are they seasoning the baby
@theL33Tm4ster
@theL33Tm4ster 3 года назад
when i was a kid my parents would make the chicken & gizzards with rice recipe to feed to the dogs
@lordcosby6364
@lordcosby6364 4 года назад
I regret eating my dinner while watching this.
@kevote6922
@kevote6922 4 года назад
Dang it she forgot to put in “eye of newt” 😔
@stephenrolle2671
@stephenrolle2671 4 года назад
Eye of newt;I cast a hex on you Grandma's wig, this'll make you big Kitten spit, now your pants wont fit!
@Guitarster
@Guitarster 4 года назад
"she turned me into a newt"
@user-tw3th6qp5y
@user-tw3th6qp5y 4 года назад
fkin witch
@julianhernandez9646
@julianhernandez9646 4 года назад
@@Guitarster "A newt?"
@darianromero3532
@darianromero3532 4 года назад
😂😂😂☠️
@jacksonhill8082
@jacksonhill8082 4 года назад
i can confirm as a southern boyo that as soon as you eat a gizzard you instantly fall in love with your family memebers.
@visualdosage234
@visualdosage234 3 года назад
Imagine being a chicken and getting slaughtered just for this "dish"
@grammargestapo6654
@grammargestapo6654 3 года назад
FML 🤣
@Procrastinater
@Procrastinater 4 года назад
4 tbs of liquid smoke Thats brave and horrifying in equal meassure.
@Te0L0ser
@Te0L0ser 4 года назад
Didn't know it was that much, Jesus
@youtubeuserssuck3394
@youtubeuserssuck3394 4 года назад
@Aierek adds the flavor you'd otherwise get from literally smoking something.
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
@@youtubeuserssuck3394 But not really
@usermcuserface9975
@usermcuserface9975 4 года назад
Harrowing, even.
@JcoleMc
@JcoleMc 4 года назад
@Aierek its a fat guy who wears a green shirt
@_Funaroma
@_Funaroma 4 года назад
How are we sure she isn’t trying to ward off evil spirits
@joshsastronomy5884
@joshsastronomy5884 2 года назад
I looked at her twitter and you should see the food she makes now, it's honestly impressive how much better she has gotten at cooking her food actually looks really good now. I think she even lost weight as well.
@lucascarman2578
@lucascarman2578 3 года назад
Touching raw chicken, then grabbing the spices and stuff, then back to the raw chicken, then just wiping your hands on a towel and continuing your day. Wonderful.
@Lasofka
@Lasofka 4 года назад
Conspiracy theory: she’s actually uncle Ben
@kuro-dr1im
@kuro-dr1im 4 года назад
Aunt Bonnie
@dreammfyre
@dreammfyre 4 года назад
Charlie fantasises about having a big woman cook for and feed him.
@explosivfurret3007
@explosivfurret3007 4 года назад
I would call it a Nightmare but you do you...
@addydaddy2
@addydaddy2 4 года назад
I will do it
@limp6129
@limp6129 4 года назад
dreamfyre he wants to be held like a young child after waking up in a cold sweat from a nightmare
@michaelthompson2191
@michaelthompson2191 4 года назад
@@addydaddy2 feed me 0w0
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 4 года назад
I mean, who wouldn't ?
@catpoke9557
@catpoke9557 3 года назад
"You can't liquify smoke" You, in fact, can lol. Smoke is made of solids, gasses, and I believe even liquids all floating around. Liquids, obviously, are already liquid. Gas can easily be converted into liquid. The solids just have to float around inside the liquid smoke and don't really do anything. I believe all you need to do is basically cover the smoke so it can't escape and let it drip down, but I'm not certain. I think it's kind of like steam getting on the mirrors in the bathroom and turning to liquid water.
@atelier8584
@atelier8584 2 года назад
4:28 you can hear a sound of a grievous attack from sword and sandals in the background truly a family of culture
@kingjames7883
@kingjames7883 4 года назад
“It’s just a few tablespoons” * pours a whole gallon of salt in her shit soup *
@LouSipher
@LouSipher 4 года назад
Tablespoons as in an entire table of spoonfuls of salt.
@thp1202
@thp1202 4 года назад
a "few" scoops of butter... proceeds with an amount that could give a village diabetes
@jordanjohnston3678
@jordanjohnston3678 4 года назад
TH p Oof. Diabetes is from too much sugar consumption. More like heart disease, clogged arteries or high cholesterol...
@aishwaryamaiti4249
@aishwaryamaiti4249 3 года назад
That's margarine
@jentoons5732
@jentoons5732 3 года назад
Jordan Johnston sugar usually isn’t what directly causes diabetes type 2. Rather it’s a bunch of other factors, like obesity, and genetics. Sugar just makes it worse. And too much butter can cause obesity, therefore it can lead to diabetes. BUT sugar can also lead to obesity, so you’re not wrong.
@hansorsic7387
@hansorsic7387 3 года назад
@@jordanjohnston3678 that just reinforces the point of how much butter was used
@kurl9429
@kurl9429 3 года назад
these videos get me hungry for actual good food
@ashtoncunningham6981
@ashtoncunningham6981 3 года назад
She learned all her cook skills right from prison cafeteria
@gemik
@gemik 4 года назад
"Cook it until you bring it back to life, until it become sentient" lmao 🤣
@lich2686
@lich2686 4 года назад
Gemik lmaoo
@therealanime
@therealanime 4 года назад
Raised by a big southern lady and yeah... This is exactly how my grandma would cook lmao 😂 Thankfully my mom moved out of the south and learned a whole variety of cooking that she passed down to her kids. The issue with southern cooking is there is technique but it's all very unorthodox and most times they're putting shit together that they just shouldn't 🤢 but if you take the very hands on strap-rockets-to-your-ass-and-just-go technique southern cooking has and apply it to other dishes, it produces really cool results. Although some Southern dishes like cornbread, biscuits, grits, fried squash/okra, beans, ect are perfect just how they are 🖤 I know this will get buried in comments so just this once I'll share my families biscuit recipe. 4 cups self rising flour (best to make your own with a little extra baking powder or add a little extra baking powder) 1 cup butter softened (or butter flavored crisco) 2 cups whole milk Chop butter into the flour until it's a fine grainy consistency, then add your milk and stir/knead smooth. Add milk/flour as needed if your dough is too dry/sticky. Dough should feel smooth and slightly sticky but shouldn't cling to your fingers. Roll into 3" balls on a baking sheet and brush the tops with melted butter. Bake at 425° for 10-15 minutes or until the tops are golden brown. Great with Preserves, Buttered, or best with some sausage gravy 😜
@andrewmadigan4988
@andrewmadigan4988 4 года назад
Quality comment
@thatguy746
@thatguy746 4 года назад
Maybe your grandmother just couldnt cook. You're terribly misrepresenting the south's culinary capabilities. I've lived in the state of MS for my entire life and I've never been around anyone who created monstrosities like the woman, but I dont eat food from people who cant cook.
@therealanime
@therealanime 4 года назад
Quality Biscuits ;) lol
@therealanime
@therealanime 4 года назад
Of course there's "that guy" :P Maybe I should clarify that my family comes from NC, VA deep in the holler lol my great grandma could make a mean Squirrel 😋 also I would hope it is apparent I'm speaking anecdotally and not stereotypically. :)
@no1kares814
@no1kares814 4 года назад
@@thatguy746 hell yeah, whatever this person is cooking is not southern cooking😂
@peterpemrich6962
@peterpemrich6962 3 года назад
Her having the sink on streaming down the MIDDLE of the drain while straining the noodles is so useless that it bothers me.
@digitalthug7509
@digitalthug7509 2 года назад
Elementary school lunch table mixing everyones food in a half empty milk carton daring friends to eat it
@williamarmstrong7163
@williamarmstrong7163 4 года назад
the salt master is actually an expert chemist from 200 years in the future,this is why she has liquid smoke
@Dennden
@Dennden 4 года назад
Liquid smoke is a real thing lol
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