Roasting Men's Living Spaces 

You're about to roast me for peepin you at the gym ain't cha... damn my evil male brain

The guy who had that Tuba pissed me off a lot -send comment

I have a displate already, they're actually pretty nice. But relocating them if you want is a nightmare

10/10 for the white supremacy ps5 room? We're you afraid you'd be hunted down and kidnapped by your ex? Don't reply if that's a yes.

In that room I could have fitted a bed and it'd be perfect. We just need somewhere to eat, somewhere to sleep, a bathroom to wash and... other things, and an internet connection. Everything else that goes into a home we do for women, but a lot of them aren't worth the effort now.

Agreed.

Gotta put that sward to good use and cut her loose haha.

The guy gets to decorate 50% of the living spaces. That's how it works in todays world of equality. If he lets her decorate more than 50% that's a privilege. And yes, choosing not to decorate it is a form of decoration.

@@Psi105 Of course it is. "Choosing not to decorate" is how most men decorate.

she is an unworthy maiden.

Women: Why don't you decorate more? Also women: Let's spend thousands of dollars on decoration that basically no one besides me likes

During times of war men can live happily for weeks at a time in a foxhole eating MRE's and chatting for entertainment. This is why women would never survive in frontline combat. The minute they saw the foxhole they'd be like "You know, this really needs a potted plant, or maybe an inspirational quote poster, and a shelf to store my hair care products on".

@@simdoughnut659 I wouldn't say "happily" mate. Incel take much there has been some seriously badass female combatants in history mate.

@@simdoughnut659 Don't forget that we should plan the attacks based on whether our astrology signs say we have a day of good luck.

Make your room empty and your fridge full. Of meat

@@midgetydeathThe Men or the Wymmyns?

​@@nickmitsialisthe women.

I just need my mom.

@@samfire3067 what does that Canadian guys say? Go clean your room.

every conservative accusation is a confession also your waifu isnt real, is probably underage and isnt going to fuck you

In David Atteborough's voice "the male specimen developed a peculiar strategy to avoid the monster from under the bed By simply removing the "under" "

this is genius

That's why I removed the door to the closet and places Legos in the door frame as an early warning system.

That's why my closets are always open

You weren't supposed to tell them.

Blinds or shades control sun glare better and are simpler and cheaper.

rather blinds not curtains are what gamers used in most cases.

Eh, I prefer blinds. And to never raise them.

I don't have curtains. I have blinds.

I relocated my desk so there'd be no late afternoon glare on my monitor. I refuse to get curtains.

Dude, respect yourself

Where's ur manly backbone?

For mine it was my ex. Moved in together, both coming from parents homes. Bought 5 rooms worth of furniture. And a month later we broke up and she moved out again. Was about three years ago. Going from meeting twice a week to lockdown together was too sudden

So in other words, your mom taught you to have good taste for interior decorating

Nesting is a real thing.

It's got that breaking bad season 2 aesthetic

He's cool. Ba dum tss.

That guy and the one who put clothes on the windows instead of buying curtains,, utter geniuses.

I have my TV sitting on top a plastic folding table.

My tv is precariously sitting on a wide piece of wood high up off the ground. Too lazy to buy a shelf so i used a 2x4

@@Mirkk47 the tv is cool even more!

I'm not like that

@@ChillingTales12 Good job!

Could also be they can't cook anything

@@user-kt5gd2yu7l more women can cook than men tf

Welp- got us there. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤪

You play Civilization too?! I thought I was the only one!

@@C0smic_EliteX2Official I think many people play Civ

@@C0smic_EliteX2Official Civ is one of the few games you can unironically say “I’m going to nuke the Vatican” and you only sound a little unhinged.

The only reason I would really be interested in having an actual bed frame is to store stuff under it.

It's actually normal in much of the world.

Humans are evolved to sleep on the ground. So sleeping on any kind of elevated platform, like a mattress on the floor, is an unnatural abomination. This is why the species is in trouble.

@@Ssalyer41 that's what ultimately convinced me to get a bed frame.

@@tuseroni6085 my high school English teacher would claim that a bed frame is a metaphor for something.

Tar paper shacks would be more than adequate. So much peacocking just for women, if it wasn't for that, men would be happy driving beaters while wearing clothes merely for comfort

No matter how much space you have, she will fill it with useless sh*t and displace your stuff.

i laughed so hard when i saw this

Dave Chappelle should hit up my Ex then.

Nah, I wouldn't have sex with women anyway so that doesn't factor into my living quarters.

I am realy alergic to dust so the less stuf i have the better

Congratulations, man!

This is so sweet and wholesome. Sorry it didn’t work out, but you have a warm heart.

Reason why she is the ex

I'm feeling rizzles from this story. Noice

@@aegislash6060 why "Noice?" I get the impression you have an Australian accent.

the beer is optional

@@Dummigame no it fucking aint or you might have clear enough thoughts to think about buying a coach

yep, I agree

@@Dummigame it's all optional even the floor

beer is prohibited

Wake up Dave!

Oh hey look guys i found Dave!

When most of your rooms are filled with things you might need or use later, you might be a packrat.

Hello, Dave.

Wake up Dave

Seriously where am I supposed to play R rated videogames the living room

@@hcook1023 why not, whats the problem of playing r rated videogames in the living room

You could just not give a fuck what's accepted. Be yourself and if they have a problem then wtf do you care. You do you.

I agree with the girls. Man caves are stupid. Just keep your girl in the basement instead.

@@benanders4412 don't worry they've stopped looking for her a decade ago

I used to live like that for several months When I was 19. It wasn't really a mattress, it was more like a gym pad, I had my clothes in an IKEA bag by the door, I slept in the corner next to a computer on the floor. Oh, those were the days...

That's not moving out

Or a narcissist. But I don't know him, what he's going through, or his motivations.

@@observingrogue7652 Honestly thats what makes him scary

Cuckleberry Finn

@@roadtoawesomenessxd exactly lol

​@@cuckleberryfinn4618 i love you.

It's mostly that a bedroom needs a bed with frame, a dresser, shelves, etc. along with the desk & PC and TV & couch if you don't have an office/living room. The lack of dresser or closet to put your clothes and such in makes ladies wonder if guys just rotate washing and wearing clothes, and never put it away. It's kinda like how some guys treat their dishes, leaving them soaking in the sink, and washing one dish right before use...

@@TheGoldenDunsparce I thought we all do that...

Pretty sure you're just a loser

@@stopthenames yh, I've got dresser and 2 closets and i rotate through clothes that hang on dryer. Never put them away.

@@TheGoldenDunsparce exactly it’s the general incompetence of these men that really irks me, like do they even vacuum? Do the dishes? Know what to do with laundry? Mow their lawn? Cook? It’s just such a red flag to me when men don’t even have a semblance of life skill. It tells me they’ve had everything handed to them and people like that are usually super fucking annoying.

A Gaming PC occasional box from different beautiful women and some clean clothes

Understanding is the first step on the road to acceptance.

Just as high maintenance women are toxic, so too are high maintenance men. Both exist and both are undesirable.

Well, unless they're me...I need a lot to be happy. I own significantly more than the average male, & still need more...mainly books, & art supplies, I do like gaming too. I also love writing.

Mary jane

Also let us just ignore the collar collection.

@@madtoffelpremium8324 why? thats like one of the quintessential femboy items.

@@TheAderwolf no, sweety, it's the quintessential "submissive and breedable" item. Ask shoe, if you have any questions, she'll tell you the same damn thing

@@userequaltoNull Are you telling me femboys aren't inherently submissive and breedable?

@@userequaltoNull i was under the impression that all femboys want to be submissive and breedable?

Yeah, i dont have any curtains. Always wondered why it didnt bother me enough yet to get some :D

Yup, vanity is for losers.

@@DerPijO to have a protection from a radioactive sun rays and for the better screen viewing experience

I just need my monkey figurines, Buddha statues, tapestries, my PlayStation… and that’s it 😂😂😂

@@georgedickens7016 I need blackout curtains to protect my stuff, plastic doesn't like UV rays: LEGO, Rokenbok, Super Soaker, etc.

Gotta min-max life.

I'm mildly disappointed with the execution, but impressed with the idea. Many bar fridges you can mount the doors the other way. A few minutes work remounting the door on one fridge and perfection could have been attained.

@@AndyViant I didn’t know that but now I do thanks

When I lived in the barracks all my furniture was courtesy of 1st Sgt. Now after 16 years of marriage I still don’t own much. Well I’m not hurting for stuff I just don’t have need for a lot of clutter or space for it as I share my home with a woman and 2 wonderful kids.

That is why you own a Bed stand? forgot the actual word for the boxes that support a bed. ANYWAY, you get the ones with built in shelving for your socks, underwear, spare bedding, and rarely used boots/shoes. On the other side of it you put charging cables, extra set of simple tools, and you leave one empty or for beverages, or some spicy magazines if you still prefer the printed stuff... depends on if you have a mini-fridge honestly.

Get her a storage unit and let her decorate that

Men need space.

@@rhondaparr5739 make sure you can lock her In it. Har Har Har.😄

I have a living room and a bedroom .... girlfriend moving in Yeah stuff I get ... but I really couldnt give a damn not planning on staying here for ages Along with I'm not getting loads of stuff to make it more cramped and spending more when moving

@@rhondaparr5739 based idea

As in a single set of scissors that got their own drawer to themselves, or multiple sets to the point you needed a place to organize them into?

@@luizdevil6855 so anytime you want to open something you make a run to the garage? Have you ever cooked anything? Or do you just use a knife to cut bags open? Scissors are better

@@luizdevil6855 because they can never be found it is a law of existence... Only women know where those things dissappear to

@@luizdevil6855 so everytime I want to cut a piece of paper or anything I have to walk to garage ... Bad organizing and waste of time,also you have scissors for meat , are you a woman?

@@luizdevil6855 because I can’t afford a garage

😂😂 the entire thing is just an exaggeration by society

Or one that hasn’t been broken by a heavy girl he brought home from the bar…see lack of a bed spring avoids this problem.

I’m reading this having just moved into a new place lying on a floor bed lmao

@@pogo8050 A king need not have a bed frame.

i think what a lot of guys don't realize is you can put thing UNDER the bed frame. think about all the floor space wasted by not being able to put things under your mattress(porn notwithstanding) i like the bed frames with drawers.

room gets hot. men : "guess I will buy a pack of ice, make some ice beverages and hoping the heat will go away soon" instead buying a fan, AC or dehumidifier.

@@lunascomments3024 yup

@@lunascomments3024And?

​@@lunascomments3024 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's a good one A++++

​@lunascomments3024 not true I always have my fan on since the day I moved in. it's been on low 24/7 since I have moved in

that line and the casting couch vibes immediately dragged my mind into the gutter...

@@69quato If you get it, you get it.

Unfortunately the footage was lost.

The real question is *WHERE'S THE VIDEO*?

He should at least remove the loose fabric so that it doesn't look quite so trashy...

I mean, if you have a _spare_ bed frame, why not? Reduce, reuse, recycle!

@@scottthewaterwarrior Exactly!

Based

Because McDonald's doesn't decompose

@@Chris-gq8ev Because of all the preservatives. It doesn't go bad, and it doesn't get digested. I once shit out a Big Mac whole. I ate it again, and there was no change to the texture, flavor, or even temperature of it. McDonald's recycling is the ultimate IRL infinite money glitch.

@@BonesCapone It will self-fossilize, though.

Edit: I realize from the wording it may not have been your apartment. Either way good job Holy shit dude you built a depression maze Nah but fr I'm glad you cleaned it and I hope you're doing better! Hoping I can follow in your footsteps someday :')

@@BonesCapone this is the meme that just won't die. McDonald's doesn't even HAVE any preservatives in things like burgers and fries besides salt. WHY WOULD THEY? Everything is frozen until it's made at the restaurant and then served immediately. There's no NEED for preservatives and they did this whole dumb PR thing years ago about how they got rid of the last few that they ever used at all. The reason fast food like fries and nugs and burgers "don't decompose" is because there's no water in it and there's a shitton of salt. That's it. There's no magic, there's no Jewish cabal of secret chemical additives. It's salt. Bacteria and fungi don't like that shit, it's all fried which sterilizes everything, if the bread dries out before it's colonized then it's stable practically forever, the end.

Plus the sun from the window will help dry them

Environmentally friendly, easy to see what's clean as well as easy access.

i love how this comment alone is more constructive than all women have ever contributed to humanity, combined.

The sun will discolor the cloth if you leave it there so its not a great curtain replacement.

@@werdna55 With only 8? outfits, I imagine the turnaround is quick enough for it not to matter.

I saw that and thought "Ya know... That's quite clever..."

it was used to call improvising , it's what got a human race this far ...

I have two towels that i somehow clamped to my windows😂😂😂

Cheaper and more effective than most curtains lol

… my curtains are blankets

Good point. I could clean mine with a leaf blower.

@@johnfriday5169 Now all I need is a leaf blower.....

I remember touring some high-end house, and yeah I was impressed... but all I could think was: if I lived there how would I freaking clean the place?

The secret to that is proper storage! Bookshelves, cabinets, etc., keep everything neat and easy to clean up.

Men provide, Women consume. Men like simplicity, Women crave complexity. Men prefer quiet, women create chaos. Men seek utility, women demand comfort. Etc. etc. There are always outliers, but for most, it in the DNA.

Estrogen creatures shall never evolve enough to understand this, lol.

Your fishing rifle and your hunting Rod. Hehe

@@samfire3067 You DON'T have a fishing rifle?

@@amhuman5138 i have a fishing spas 12

At least you won’t have to nag the goat to mow the lawn

Fridges are overrated.

You forgot the wank station

Hang white tees as a base. The sun may leave fade lines. Ask me how i know.

Until the clothes start to get faded from the sunlight unless if you want that washed out look.

Next step: open the windows to dry the clothes

Yeah go and ruin all your clothes.

@@jerrydwyer9057 came to say this.

Really???

You're not a man

@@DeathLock420 Men who call other men not men just for being there are themselves not man which is not man

@@urotaion9879 I'm not a man you bigot

I’ll take all that, plus my dog and a fireplace, which I am blessed enough to have. Every man needs a fireplace.

bro thats too deep@@RustCole01

@@seneca1932 Agreed, need a fireplace.

if you have a gun you don't really need walls, now, do you? I agree with the roof, but pillows are for women. use a rock.

huh@@becausereasons8981

Plus, it's not gay, unless your shirts are gay.

You'll have to spend more money replacing sun damaged shirts.

"Wasting money." Yes, buying something to help regulate the temperature and thus cut electricity costs is a "waste" >_>

It's like getting two birds stoned at the same time.

And women like the idea of spending money and things they deem as nice stuff so they can show they are higher on the social ladder.

bed frames are scam!

We were able to build and do great things because women were cleaning up after us the whole time

@@gatergates8813 erm... what?

@Christopher Brown pretty simple idea, not having to cook and clean for themselves allowed past generations of men to achieve the huge amount of work it took to build the foundation of the world we have today

There are multiple dissertations in that one sentence.

@@gatergates8813 do you really think we're losing male genius due to having to make dinner and do laundry?

That comment was crazy, at first I thought it was one of the shots in the office show… I then came not only to my senses, but in general

I saw this comment before I got to that part and it hit me like a truck

That was the casting couch from every porn movie ever!!

As a strong and empowered women... that may have not been a joke.

@@samishiikihaku trust me if shoe had appeared in a dirty movie it would be all over the internet. Like Kim Kardashians sex tape

But they are still there! So, where are they if not under the bed?

@@TheCimbrianBull In the line of sight, where they should be. Why else do we not have closets and hang clothes over windows?

@@TheCimbrianBull They're under the covers with you.

@@carolcarol9982 those poor monsters! I fart in bed.

@@TheCimbrianBull So do I.

What about a bed frame?

@@TheCimbrianBull who needs a bed in the first place when you have a chair

Only one computer?

And TP. But not for wiping ass.

husband : thinking 2 hours of coffee time about "how I can earn tons of money to buy this most expensive 1 thing* I wanted." *computer, watches, golf sticks, garden tools, beer, a model of guns, cars. also husband web browser history : "how I can minimise my food cost, laundry cost"

I've learned that t suitcase is way too much for 1 week, so that's good thinking

The clothes I'm wearing now, clothes for tomorrow, a set of clothes for day 3 when I wash the previous two days worth of clothes, toothbrush, deodorant, soap, charger for the phone. What else do you need? :D

@@lordgoofus2364 Food!

@@Toshinben Cotton kills in low temps.

Solid advice cheers dude.

I spent my entire childhood sleeping in my jeans my family would buy me PJs but I'd just never wear them i always thought it was weird when my friends wore their stupid soft pajamas just to sleep and eat breakfast in and then need to change their clothes again before we could go outside to play

I had a bed and slept next to it on the floor by choice for like 8 years. Folded up comforters work great and felt better than the mattress IMO

When in Sleeping bags less clothes=warmer

Well it worked for the better because in reality those furniture work just fine and you avoided wasting thousands for nothing. I bought furniture that were with some cosmetic damage(this couch has a scratch on the back etc) from stores for very little money. My friend went and bought some big couch for 2000 that his girlfriend liked. I told him he was insane because i bought everything in the house with that, not just a single couch.

Same! I have heard a lot of people refer to this style of mismatched furniture as "early married", but I think we can all agree that this starts when you first move out, whenever that is. I started collecting furniture from family when I was in HS so I'd be able to move out with it. I still have most of it!

Ahhh pretty smart way to get furniture honestly. Lol. Can't beat free. You get a gold ⭐.

I can tell you as a male... that if a friend invited me over for "game night" and had folding lawn chairs set up in the living room around the TV, I'd think "Awesome". Hell, bring in an AstroTurf rug too so we can feel like we're on the field.

As a man-dude-bro-thing, no, camping chairs are not for guests or permanent furnishing. Lol. Maybe impromptu extra seating in a pinch, or in the man cave.

minimalists are the ones against anything fun

true, keeping things clean is easier than cleaning most times. People can do what they want with their living space.

Me as an electrical engineer with a complete electronics lab in my living room, a separate storage room with isleways, a small datacenter in my garage. And did I mention the three ATVs, dirtbike, trailer, two generators, Idk how many chainsaws and lawnmowers, and some random 50gal drums in my yard.

Well clearly he didn't need handles. So why waste time on them?

Holy shit my entire life I've never had handles on closets, cupboards, or drawers. Am I supposed to? Is this weird?

@@mamspugeti6931 There have been instances where our handles broke, we never get them fixed

That's really not that weird. A lot of cabinets are designed to actually not have handles. I've had cabinets with handles and I've had cabinets without handles. It's literally a design choice.

Sounds like ADHD Paralasys. You know you need to do something.... you want to do something but you just.... don't! Like a cup on a shelf.... I look at it and go "That needs to go in the kitchen" and then just walk away. Its stupid

That thing that kinda looks like a coat but smaller and with one leg I'll name it fj4n28

It's an AI generated picture I saw the video from solar sands