"You lost an F35?" "I lost an F35." "Where?" "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it." "You can't be any more specific?" "The ground. It's on the ground." "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'" "Possibly in the air."
I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.
The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂
That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.
So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.
Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D
I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...
@@HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.
I was stationed in South Korea, 1976. We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing. Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power? Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads. It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.
(since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.
That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one
"I think that's called Martial Law." "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago." ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.
If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.
@@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...
I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅
@@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade. (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)
"for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week
Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.
Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.
It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine. Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.
Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.
When there's more of you than ALL other fifth generation fighters, it tends to appear that you crash a lot. Especially when your primary mission is suppression of enemy air defenses.
Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer? Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real. Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.
Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩 Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)
@thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....
I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.
@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it. They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU. They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced. Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300. Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely. Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power. Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.
@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics. Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist. I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.
@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers
Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂
Bold to assume the orcs can read, most of the country doesn't even have running water or toilets! Keep up the awesome work HLC, much love from your "reason for the Geneva Convention" neighbors to the north!
"Now they have Grampa Buff Believing it, Its not waterboarding if you use hydraulic Fluid !" I totally lost it. Five times later and its still hilarious. GREAT VIDEO.
Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.
The political party that shall not Be named aren’t proposing national military service, it’s more kinda like a DofE style volunteer once a month at a workplace of your choosing, and if you want to, you can go to the military. Love your vids btw! I showed them to my friends and we all watch now, truly hilarious.
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The Kid Should have another Dream 😂. How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night
America's comeback should have been " Except clearly you do respect my opinion or you wouldn't have validated it by responding to it in a manner that suggests the opinion itself was valid". Or "if you don't respect my opinion why respond to it in a way that validates it, getting stronger, proving me right that you were weak?" America's opinion was that the UK is weak, so the UK responded by getting stronger, which validates America's opinion that they were weak, meaning they respect America's opinion. Remember-Technically correct is the best type of correct.
"Not a great singer, but a ballistic missile referencing the Fallout songtrack makes the asshole pucker factor jump to 110%. We're going to leave you where you are, thanks."
