Salt Bae Can't Cook 

There’s a difference between a professional chef an a butcher having fun

the last person salt bae wants him to visit his restaurant is gordon ramsay

1st cheese video last part translation: "Since they make it in the animal's stomach it's mostly good for home making and home consumption. Outside I don't know if you'd find it, but if you do, definitely taste or smell it. It was a nice experience, thanks."

15:53 is what you came for

Not even gonna watch this video. Just gonna say: He's not a cook. He's a butcher. Lol.

"Hila, why don't you ever take cheesey shits on my meat" My new favorite quote

You should go to Turkey dude, just tell them you're Armenian, you'll be fine.

1:07 he said “peynir” it means cheese

Yes Ethan, he cooked meat in snow.

He's not called Cookbae for a reason, Ethan.

The reason they played Thunder is there's a food called tandır in Turkey and their pronunciation is the same. He tried to make a joke.

Hahah Hila is gold! “Idk what’s nauseous.... but this would probably make me nauseous.” I feel you! Hahaha

What he is trying to say in the first clip is that it was an experiment for this cheese that he was aging in the first or second stomach of a cow which is also made into a delicious soup called iskembe soup so basically it was a goof

As a turkish i would say that we do not eat that much cheese they are just adding too much because of the shock factor. They are just having fun with food 😀

I hope I find my Hila one day.

1:06 He didn't say penis. He said peynir, it means cheese😂😂😀

I am Turkish and I can say that there are way better Turkish foods. And by the way he said peynir (cheese) and not penis 😅

He salts food well so I mean he’s like halfway there

hes been a butcher for over 10 years the dude clearly knows what hes doing and is very good at it. he just needs to make it look flashy for social media to promote the resteraunt

7:05 "Hila..why don't you ever take big cheesy shits on my meat?" He says without hesitation and she is just in shock 😂😂

God I wish I was as happy as CZN Burak...

Turkish people dont eat this much cheese. We dont even eat half as much.

“His own original song” I lost it because I didn’t believe it was a cover of Thunder 😂😂

12:00 - That's Haleem. It's essentially meat porridge. Spiced with a lot of spices and shit. It's really really good. If texture isn't an issue for you. It is fantastic.

i got lactose in toddler ants from this

I’m sorry but these two dudes who work for for Ethan agree and do everything he says, they’re boring and just yes men.

8:28 muslims have a ttradition where food is served like this to everyone especially on gatherings.i once ate a whole lamb with my family

My family is turkish and I have never seen that much cheese and I'm glad I haven't

Ethan, please contact Cznburak and have him write PAPA BLESS on a bread! That's his signature move 😁

That sausage cut was awful, he didn't even cut it down the middle. And they used a better cut one to put on the grill lol

My mouth legit started watering with those ribs, but when he dumped that cheese I went full chub 🍆

12:35 lmao he is literally scratching his head

15:58 the video starts here

*HIS EYES* so beautifully when they o. 0

H3H3: shows cooking from Turkey No one: mentioning cooking Turkeys

his eyebrows talk an ancient language that non shall ever understand

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese 🧀

I love the smiling Turkish dudes vibe. I feel like we’d be homies.

12:07 its a dish called keskek. it is a traditional food, made with wheat grains, cooked with meat for long hours and finished with butter. done for a crowd, to feed a lot of people.

It's awkward how often Ethan makes poor jokes and they both laugh like they are forced to

This is not an accurate representation of Turkish food. We don’t typical use cheese like that in tradition Turkish food

About the sausage thing It's not sausage, it's called "sucuk". Not as easily made as sausage and the taste is completely different. Cheese is just for the views. The absurd amount of food is also for views. papabless

cooking in salt crust is pretty common. It's classic french.

No wonder he's famous for sprinkling salt. This method could make me famous one day.

Being Turkish and watching is just hilarious. XDDDDD

6 minutes into this clip, having not seen the full podcast yet, I have to say that I really enjoy having the whole crew on camera. Often, podcasts don't ever have their producers on camera, as a guest would be. We get a real taste of who they are as people, not just a voice behind the cameras. I'm starting a petition that this should be a monthly thing.

Salt Bae on Mortal Kombat would be hilarious. After burning his victim alive with a scorching cauldron of melted cheese, he slides out the shin bone with a generous sprinkle of salt.

bruh, that ribs looks nice until a giant sea slug invading it.

Turks don’t put cheese on meat like that, I’ve never had cheese on meat that’s an Americanism, they were probably trying to appeal to western instagrammers who love cheese on everything

Ahahahah bro , they are not representing Turkish food. They are like the “Instagram famous ones”. And Nusret (salt bae) only has those really cheesy menus on foreign places. In turkey , he is actually a phenomenon steakhouse and butcher

hence the name “salt” bae

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person to stumble across this on Instagram and be mesmerized by it all lol.

I come form a mountain area in Lebanon, we make goat cheese that stays in goat skins for months in winter, they add a lot of salt to it so it doesn't rot, it's generally the same concept of fermenting the cheese and people pay big bucks to get their hands on this cheese, there is even a waiting list and just a few people can manage to buy it as their aren't many producers, and believe it or not it tastes really really good.

Hila goodluck on the pregnancy and motherhood I’m sure y’all will be fine papa bless love y’all

lmao salt bae opens and manages world class restaurants..he started off as a humble dish washer and look at him now - has multiple steakhouses spread across the world.

“Cheesy shits on my meat..” I can’t. 😂

I'm turkish and my mom worked in multiple turkish restaurants for all of her life and I have never seen so much cheese used in meals. Never. Great video though. Had a good laugh

I went to turkey and I had the best food ive ever eaten

im pretty sure he is singing a turkish translation of thunder by Imagine dragons

He said that Salt Bae can't cook, because he doesn't know how to make a steak, probably doesn't even know how to cut a meat lmao 😂

That style of cooking originated in the desert , nomads would need to cook their food on the road & travel light. the sand//salt insulates heat& locks in moisture. it cooks for hours until all the hear has died down. now ppl just salt pack food and put it in a traditional oven to get the same effect. cooking in giant portions is also very traditional cuz those types of meals were ceremonial & meant for an entire tribe of ppl. it was common to cook the whole animal back then so the huge portions were originally meant to accommodate an entire goat, now ppl can just use prime cuts of meat in the same traditional cooking ware. Also u shud just invest in a pressure cooker! thats a simple way to get tender jiggly meat. xo

I love how salt bae drizzles the salt so that it travels through his arm hairs first.

I love having to watch a whole video to find The headline lmao

I'm going to be honest, that cheese on meat looks hella good

we have a saying in Turkish '' Rich mans money will make broke mans mouth tired"

i dined at CZN buraks restaurant (Medeniyetler Sofrasi) before i knew he was famous and tried the stuffed lamb intestines/sausages, and meat with cheese, it wasnt bad at all, people go there for the fire theatrics with the salt dome chicken which its known for. Ive been to Salt Bae's Nusret resto, they really specialize in steaks, btw hes a butcher not a chef, you need reservations and book ahead too since its always full. Their main restos are located in Etiler, the posh business area of Istanbul but they have smaller restos all around, Nusret is also near Sultanahmet and CznBurak is in Istiklal st, Taksim.

Imo, that smiling chef was a really good cook, it's just that you aren't used to Turkish food. He cooks everything perfectly .

This dude reminds me of the happy mask seller from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask.

"i think Neo fought him in the second Matrix movie."

I haven’t heard that name in years

I swear he’s song sounds so much like the song “thunder”

This is basically like me when i invite friends over to my house. Instead of watching the movie they came over for I show them 30min worth of meme youtube vids.

I can cook a mean hot pocket

7:34 Thank you Eathan , very cool

“Hila why dont you ever take cheesy shits on my meat” is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard

When I lived in Turkey my favorite food was pizza🍕. Also the apple tea they serve at shops was amazing. Not apple cinnamon, but apple. Haven't been able to find Apple tea in the US for 25 years, but found it on Amazon last year🍏🍎

"You'll become malnutritious"

Gosh! Salt Bae works now in a Restaurant in Dubai, that‘s why everything is coated in gold dust

the guy saw like 4 Instagram vids, and jumped to the conclusion that all turkish foods are huge meats with cheese, it's like “I've been to a MacDonald, I know Americans can only consume burgers and fries”

glad im not the only one being led into this timeless loop of turkish cooking

The guy in the vid was using a method called salt roasting which yealds well-seasond juicy meat

This reminds me of South Park's Creme Fraiche episode...

CZN Burak. "Burak" in polish is "beetroot".

“Hila, why don’t you take cheesy shits on my meat?” I completely LOST it after he said that

I lived in Turkey early 90's ….still the best food I ever tried.

When r u gonna upload on h3h3 production the last one was such a classic

12:35 He is literally scratching his head whilst talking about a head scratcher

This dude is basically making a monster hunter feast

Ethan's eyebrow movements amaze me

*old man voice* : Equals 3? I haven't heard that name in years

God Hila's laugh/giggle is so goddamn wholesome

His eyebrows are riding a rollercoaster

The song is literally thunder by imagine dragons but Turkish when he’s with the goats.

He sure can salt though, just like a bae

This is the type of kid in hs that have to slowly even take months to explain jokes anything cultural or viral . Literally wasting ppls time instead of just laughing with the rest of us. Energy vampires 🧛‍♂️

He has his own restaurant.

That turkish chef looks like he could sell masks in a *z e l d a g a m e*

11:00 I think Hila hit it right on the head

No-one: "cheese steak is shit" Turkey: "Hold my bread roll..."

They’ve never heard of dolma, damn