Scooter People Are a Danger to Our Children 

every time the "it's a disability mobility" soundbite plays i die

If Ethan gets his hands on that thing, he is going to kill ian and zack

Daddy why can't I afford to go to College? Listen Theo Mommy and Daddy had to make some real important purchases when you were a baby

We can’t let mobility Mary know about this thing.

Now even the disabled can’t avoid the draft in world war three !

Imagine that scooter lady from California with a tatical tank scooter!

Ethan should start a GoFundMe to get mobility mary a scooter tank, imagine all of the content we'd get

Name it "The Disability Artillery"!

Ethan: Why all the balloons green? Dan: St-Patrick's day... BIG BRAIN...

Being paralyzed from my chest down, I've had this thing hanging on my wall like a damn Ferrari poster! S/O to all the spinal cord injuries out there! Keep up the good fight!

When I went to the Renaissance fair near me I saw this guy with one of those tank wheelchairs. This guy had cannons, a chest, and a pirate flag striped on to his chair. He was able very humble about it.

Zack's soundboard game on point

I love how the balloon attached to the chair is just bopping along while the girls pushed by the scooter haha

You mentioned you wanted to make videos on the H3 channel when you felt motivated ? We definitely need a H3 video just on the scooter situation. Vape nation is over, scooter life is next. Please make a H3 video in mobility scooters, you literally already own one. Then do a follow up when the scooter tank arrives. Hell, please track down mobility Mary and gift her the mobility tank. Imagine the content.

I love how obsessed he is with them

When I was in scouts there was a guy at the local scouting camping ranch we referred to as "Road Master" who had a wheelchair that was tricked out for off-roading. It didn't have treads but he would have mud on the wheel wells and zipped through mud and up steep inclines like it was level cement

It's 2021 and I'm still waiting for Ethan to buy this and papa bless the podcast by riding it into the studio.

Lol the last video where they slammed head on, it reminds me of two musk oxen fighting. 😂😂😂

imagine that poncho getting caught in the tire

"I love the sounds of coins falling" - im also jewish

“Here comes nana” I’m dead 🤣💀

:45 this is for people like me with multiple sclerosis. we can't always walk long distances, so a scoot like this would be tremendously useful so we can enjoy the outdoors! woo! hoooo : )

I live for those Mobility Mary Soundbytes.

Snuck in that “I like that” at the end, lol

Scooter wars would make an awesome show

No joke my grandma had one of these for years before she passed. She was a menace on that thing. One time she went down a crowded produce isle where some grapes had spilled and totally rolled over said grapes spraying the other customers...🤭🤭😅😅

This is my fav segment😂

“i wanna take the gatsby to the skate park but i’m just gona eat shit it’s not gonna be any different” that’s why we wanna see it tho

Call it “The Dank Tank”!

no elementary school will ever be able to top jeffersons haunted locker room scooter ride and thats that on that

The ScooTank?? god i love this podcast so much

They need to see the vid of an old man on a scooter swerving around a police car trying to catch him. They interviewed him later and he said he didn't want it to "ruin his evening"

"keeps us from drowning in other things wink wink" yeah, they're boning under that tarp.

The best podcast out here! A big hello from Italy guys!

7:44 Hila's laughter :)

Sounded like sonic when the coins fell ... gotts go fast

I bet the Gatsby could go through a half pipe. You should try it!

When you take damage in Sonic games 6:23

Ethan, call your new tank scooter "The Chairminator"

I am absolutely loving the mobility Mary soundbites

But honestly, how amazing would that off roading scooter be for disabled ppl who want to experience nature. Going on a hike, to the beach, so many opportunities

H3: endless scooter videos with the same name Me: *this* is the Internet I signed up for

I saw a Gatsby in the wild at Disney world Orlando! It stopped me in my tracks and dropped my jaw.

@7:07 it's a mating kind of thing to show dominance for the queen

I use to do Irish dancing and every st. Patrick’s day my dance group would go to retirement homes and dance for them.

😂💀😂💀😂💀 use that change falling out of her scooter sound😂💀😂💀😂💀do it

The off-road scooter is what gen z will roll up to ww3 in

for those curious as to the application of these things; I have a friend who was an avid hiker and camper who became paralyzed, he has a very similar vehicle to the wheelchair tank so he and his dog can still camp with his buddies lol

I'm living for this scooter content

5:45 BARF!

That is what you call a "Danger Disability Mobility".

Did anyone notice the green ballon tied to Irish dance take out nana’s scooter ???? Adds a bit to the story I think ☠️☠️🤣🤣

The two scooters fighting reminds me of when male deer headbutt

You should start a scooter playlist

Just got a add for the MAGSHOCK ha 😂

Idk if this has been commented or not but the clip of the nana with the dancing kids... this is likely the entertainment for an activity at either a nursing home or assisted living facility. No one flinched when nana went off the rails bc it unfortunately happens a lot in that setting. Take it from an occupational therapist who did w/c evaluations. I was basically the dmv for scooter nation. They had to pass a detailed test to be able to drive it throughout the facility due to liability issues if they injure themselves or someone else. Rarely are people good drivers due to medical conditions or dementia. It’s like giving a fork lift to a drunk person. That sounds super mean but it’s just the truth.

Why am I just now hearing of the scooter story arch on here? 🤣

Call it the Vin Zeisel!

whats the wattage on the gatsby?

Hello from the future. I just got a mobile scooter ad on this video. I cannot express how much I am trying to hold in my laugh at the moment…..the irony

Damn. That toto reference flew over everyone's head

I think you should try to buy the Tank Scooter for Mobility Mary. Just for the lulz and hayhem.

YES *THE SEQUEL*

When are we going to get an H3H3 classic??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It’s high noon in mobility ville

Hila laughing at the loose change every time :)

Roll patrol guy has that tank scooter

dammit ethan and hila. you guys wearing teddy fresh is really making me want to buy it now. love u tho

Mobility Mary’s infinity gauntlet

lol i literally got an ad for electric wheelchairs😂😂

We would put on classical compositions at seniors homes, they need entertainment and culture too 😊

0:59 SQUAD GOALS

7:48😂💀icant

The off road scooter is called the Immobilizer.

Call the scooter the wank: wheelchair tank.

the timmy tank TIMMMAAAYYY!!!!!!

I remember once I had to use a scooter after a Onewheel accident 😆 and I looked like a healthy person because I had sweat pants and a long sleeve shirr covering all of my injuries and so many people just gave me the death glare lol, I've never been more ashamed to use a mobility scooter for it's actual purpose lmao.

The mobility mech

“That girl never came back” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we get an Oliver Tree scooter collab?

MORE SCOOTER VIDS

when an unstopable force meets an immovable object, we get the last clip

This is the dream of having the mobility of a tank but without the firepower to back it up

You can tell Ethan wants to buy the tank wheelchair (cripledcrusher?).

You could totally make a parody of p. malone Psycho with that scooter

That's not a scooter Thats a miniature tank. Hahahaha

Everyone send em a dollar to buy the scooter do a go fund me lol

Blitzkreig Scooter

One of my friends in college dad had one of these he'd go on the beach and every time he seen girls he'd act like he's stuck and turn the power down and ask them to help pull him out of the sand 😂

I need the teddy fresh jacket!

Nice hoodie

*It's a mobility tank*

The mobility marauder

Mobility Dozer.

3:52 joker laugh 😂

We can call it the... "Leg roller"

Hasbro rang; they want to make the buckaroo scooter at the scatepark game. 🤪

“The tank on wheels”

hila loves the sound of coins falling

2 old dudes fighting reminder me that episode of Seinfeld.