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Every Girlfriend EVER (ft. Amber Scholl) 

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Birds of a feather stalk together:
📷ig: / swoozie
🎵TikTok: / swoozieftw
🐤Twitter: / swooz1e
Stalk Amber:
YT: / popppdivaaa
ig: / amberscholl
Join Members to get access to perks:
/ @swoozie
Animators:
Zeurel: / zeurel
/ zeurel
(:05-:33) (:38-:41) (1:07-1:18) (1:20-1:25) (1:31-1:43) (2:28-2:41) (3:53-4:00)
Abby: / memedokies
(:00-:05) (2:24-2:29)
Ashley: / ashnicholsart
/ ashleynicholsart
(3:27-3:37)
Storyboards: Jenn: / jennpadillart
/ jennpadillart
Matt: / qwilman
(0:50-1:07) (1:56-2:05)
Richard: / vimvammer
/ vimvammer
(2:07-2:17) (2:50-3:00)
Backgrounds:
Bandit
Outro Music // By DSharp
• Life Is Good (ON VIOLI...
Fit //
Sweater: www.fdu.co.kr/us/?menuType=pr...
Shoes: stockx.com/nike-air-fear-of-g...
Secret Mystery link: • Swoozie Tries To Crack...
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@swoozie
@swoozie 4 года назад
What should I include in "Every Boyfriend" video?
@ay-leck1369
@ay-leck1369 4 года назад
*s c o o b i d o o*
@xXgodofwarXx
@xXgodofwarXx 4 года назад
When they text to much at once
@starrydaydreams4914
@starrydaydreams4914 4 года назад
xXgodofwarXx Wait really I thought it’s a girl thing
@starrydaydreams4914
@starrydaydreams4914 4 года назад
The one-word replies definitely
@Bit_Froggr
@Bit_Froggr 4 года назад
oh my god this video is animated really good-
@randomthings6977
@randomthings6977 4 года назад
The animation just gets smoother and smoother...
@jacob7143
@jacob7143 4 года назад
Random Things lowkey miss the old ones too tho but fuckin w/ the new style fasho
@mp5masherlol789
@mp5masherlol789 4 года назад
True
@chonke3364
@chonke3364 4 года назад
Yeah how come likeca minth agi no uploads and same art style then this month he's popin iff these beautifully animated vedios in like 2 days
@Jfromdav
@Jfromdav 4 года назад
Fr
@t0ky0h4n2
@t0ky0h4n2 4 года назад
I miss the confusion series
@iGamingDude
@iGamingDude 4 года назад
I just appreciate how swoozie puts on the whole fit just to sit in his room and just talk.
@louvie1066
@louvie1066 4 года назад
that's some professionalism right there xD
@SyFy412
@SyFy412 4 года назад
I would say he’s sponsored because there’s links in the description but he didn’t say anything
@chacefisher7112
@chacefisher7112 4 года назад
iGamingDude wym bruh. Swoozie is a fit in himself. 😂 nah jkjk you right though
@shamartTM
@shamartTM 4 года назад
That's effort, you gotta respect it
@MonkeyBear427
@MonkeyBear427 4 года назад
iGamingDude I was just about to say his fit is fire lmaooo
@bprlgoblin7974
@bprlgoblin7974 3 года назад
"This is not my shade of ombre" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
@emiscommentingaccount96
@emiscommentingaccount96 3 года назад
Same lmao 🤣
@alexandriatrenier7366
@alexandriatrenier7366 3 года назад
I wheezed
@dwwolf492
@dwwolf492 3 года назад
sWooZie: “when you get a girlfriend” Me: Are you mocking me.
@ironwolf3654
@ironwolf3654 2 года назад
I feel like he is playing both sides so in the end he will always come out victorious in the end
@EpikkOreo
@EpikkOreo 4 года назад
I vote for Amber to be the girls voice permanently.
@husnuliman5243
@husnuliman5243 4 года назад
AGREED!!!
@shaqlavine4118
@shaqlavine4118 4 года назад
Idk about that, Swoozie has a pretty good impression.
@EpikkOreo
@EpikkOreo 4 года назад
Shaq LaVine very true. His is iconic but maybe they can share.
@shaqlavine4118
@shaqlavine4118 4 года назад
EpikkOreo, that is true. No harm done in sharing a role.
@husnuliman5243
@husnuliman5243 4 года назад
I mean every amber Scholl fans know she has a voice of a real disney character 😂
@AmberScholl
@AmberScholl 4 года назад
I AM DYING IT CAME OUT SO GOOD 😂 thx for letting me be the psycho girlfriend it is my destiny lol
@caamareyes3313
@caamareyes3313 4 года назад
Yass that was great
@wastefulzap9396
@wastefulzap9396 4 года назад
ahhh i love you
@thisisapain33
@thisisapain33 4 года назад
You did an amazing job!!! Should do more collabs
@lauralobato7417
@lauralobato7417 4 года назад
Amazing Amber ! Congratulations !
@vampigirlfriend
@vampigirlfriend 4 года назад
luv ya Amber
@satan2944
@satan2944 3 года назад
Literally me every time I shower: *let's burn my skin! ✨✨❤️👄❤️✨✨*
@goblinbabe
@goblinbabe 2 года назад
If my skin ain’t melting then it ain’t hot enough
@milkncookiesmoon
@milkncookiesmoon 2 года назад
Well hello Satan
@man_imbored171
@man_imbored171 2 года назад
I hate you. My gf does the same and I get up in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and the water is still hot because she leaves the heater on for so long to "get the water hot enough"but really she just forgets about it
@antoniorivas4410
@antoniorivas4410 3 года назад
His jawline was used as a weapon to murder everyone.
@msen5030
@msen5030 3 года назад
Oh yeah
@sugabatzpizu5725
@sugabatzpizu5725 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@itsalexclark
@itsalexclark 4 года назад
Im disturbed that I have literally had every one of these exact conversations with sWooZie. its like bro... sometimes I just want the blanket.
@swoozie
@swoozie 4 года назад
They never stop at one... ever.
@thebuilder3594
@thebuilder3594 4 года назад
Wow
@projectrealz
@projectrealz 4 года назад
No lie but u are inspired by him
@venomhudson2162
@venomhudson2162 4 года назад
I have to have a personal blanket that I legit have to hide
@albertgalan7829
@albertgalan7829 4 года назад
@@swoozie 69 likes
@Elii0826
@Elii0826 4 года назад
"They get cold very fast" *wears hoodie and beanie indoors*
@kbrandomuser2053
@kbrandomuser2053 4 года назад
Slighty Shredded I wear hoodies and beanies in the summertime too
@lilprince5834
@lilprince5834 4 года назад
Fashion is a very odd thing
@cutecats5031
@cutecats5031 4 года назад
Guys
@josivaldocotoco303
@josivaldocotoco303 4 года назад
@@cutecats5031 uxjezvrakonvxlpvxmi
@arilexi
@arilexi 3 года назад
That so called “hot dude” looks like Donald Trump
@katrinarozier5098
@katrinarozier5098 3 года назад
🍊 🧥 👖 👞👞
@khumomatlakane2009
@khumomatlakane2009 3 года назад
@@katrinarozier5098 Lmao
@LittleMsShine
@LittleMsShine 3 года назад
Noooooooo
@jenniferhobson6361
@jenniferhobson6361 3 года назад
Lol I didn't see your Comment and I put it in too 😂
@Dohyden2
@Dohyden2 3 года назад
"girls love french fries" ... I think everyone loves french fries. Also just had my first gf for a year (now my ex) and it was so nice to wake up in the morning and she would be in my arms x.x
@hiyorioh
@hiyorioh 3 года назад
Nah, girls love French fries
@ctcmonk
@ctcmonk 4 года назад
Easily the most likeable guy on the internet...
@itspersonal739
@itspersonal739 4 года назад
Agreed
@allyhugum6622
@allyhugum6622 4 года назад
DONT DIS DAVID DOBRIK
@eternalhex7024
@eternalhex7024 4 года назад
Facts my g
@td3798
@td3798 4 года назад
Rich Harrow 2 flightreacts
@hamzaal-mesrati6406
@hamzaal-mesrati6406 4 года назад
Steve o
@Arcticx369
@Arcticx369 4 года назад
That huge blue hand is the ultimate wingman, shout out to that dude.
@jacobhero1577
@jacobhero1577 4 года назад
Assistant Master Hand
@masterjames2627
@masterjames2627 4 года назад
Ayyyyy
@masterjames2627
@masterjames2627 4 года назад
Ayyyyy
@luxluther436
@luxluther436 3 года назад
The appreciation I have for you with the smooth animation, amazing comedy, hilarious pop-culture references, facts, funny stories and the fact you’ve been on RU-vid for awhile. It’s just 👌🏾 chef’s kiss
@controversialpokken9153
@controversialpokken9153 3 года назад
2:33 That animation was too clean.
@liahc0re
@liahc0re 4 года назад
"tHiS iS nOt My ShADe Of OmBrE-" *best line*
@kungfubarbie101
@kungfubarbie101 3 года назад
Read this as soon as she said it 😂
@marcusserrano2959
@marcusserrano2959 3 года назад
@@kungfubarbie101 same
@ayakdeng7276
@ayakdeng7276 3 года назад
Yeah best line
@Kaidon0
@Kaidon0 3 года назад
Honestly
@deadend3673
@deadend3673 3 года назад
I agree. Lol.
@Samaanthaxo
@Samaanthaxo 4 года назад
“this is not my shade of OMBRÉ” LMAO
@torixx9851
@torixx9851 4 года назад
i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
@DelaliA109
@DelaliA109 3 года назад
I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
@KruzisPedro
@KruzisPedro 3 года назад
I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
@kookie5789
@kookie5789 3 года назад
i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
@as-lf6hi
@as-lf6hi 3 года назад
I’ll just break this chain.
@clown-cult96
@clown-cult96 3 года назад
So I’m a gay girl and I can confirm that, the tinier the girlfriend, the more of the bed they take up. I do not know how.
@sammythestrawberry1372
@sammythestrawberry1372 3 года назад
they expand when unconscious
@wahedkazi
@wahedkazi 3 года назад
@@sammythestrawberry1372 😂😂
@cangrejopendejo4909
@cangrejopendejo4909 2 года назад
Idk why you being gay makes you any more of an authority on this.
@lostboy960
@lostboy960 5 месяцев назад
I understand, my gf is much smaller than me(I call her my little fairy) but somehow she can take up a lot of space on my bed🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m not complaining though, I like getting to hold her😊
@lostboy960
@lostboy960 5 месяцев назад
@@sammythestrawberry1372 Honestly you’re probably right😆
@The_Vukovic
@The_Vukovic 3 года назад
1:25 this is just a beautiful reference thank you
@AbbyCEntertainment
@AbbyCEntertainment 4 года назад
how does this man tell his stories so well i be like" let me get some popcorn real quick"
@swoozie
@swoozie 4 года назад
Abby C - real recognize real boo! *places hand over heart* // I see you
@AbbyCEntertainment
@AbbyCEntertainment 4 года назад
sWooZie you replied 🤭❤️❤️
@bmeo1234
@bmeo1234 4 года назад
Same. I grabbed my potato chips 😅😅😅
@unigenius
@unigenius 4 года назад
By the time the popcorn is done, the video is wrapping up and you're like "WAIT!!!"
@AbbyCEntertainment
@AbbyCEntertainment 4 года назад
unigenius lmaoooo
@lucydewet113
@lucydewet113 4 года назад
"girls love blankets and are always" Me: what no I- *realizes I'm curled in a blanket with the heater on and still cold* Me: nevermind then.
@vinnielee4690
@vinnielee4690 4 года назад
Unoriginal
@zeextor1159
@zeextor1159 4 года назад
Boi Boi shut.
@imanianderson3663
@imanianderson3663 4 года назад
Literally me hahaha
@angelmistiii
@angelmistiii 4 года назад
I'm curled in a blanket too. My room is sometimes freezing
@crystalpayne_entertains9903
@crystalpayne_entertains9903 4 года назад
BRUH! XD When he said that I felt so targeted lol I looked at my bed and realized that I sleep with over 9000 blankets XD
@wildwind413
@wildwind413 3 года назад
I can’t count how many times a girl as said that they were cold, then I offer my sweater, then suddenly they’re not cold anymore. So what if I’m simping. It’s not like it works.
@SheNeverCared
@SheNeverCared 3 года назад
why come you girls?
@zoindexter
@zoindexter 3 года назад
1:27
@Eddy-ld7uh
@Eddy-ld7uh 3 года назад
why come you girls?
@notyercousin4497
@notyercousin4497 3 года назад
Hahaha FANTOMUBA that’s so smart
@AL-ez9sx
@AL-ez9sx 3 года назад
why come you gender-less’?
@zoindexter
@zoindexter 3 года назад
@@notyercousin4497 i was just tryna time stamp it
@atheerash4584
@atheerash4584 4 года назад
" Girls love blankets " Me being a girl surrounded by 3 blankets: he is extra I don't think I do
@samfenn3948
@samfenn3948 4 года назад
Atheer ASH i’m under two rn 😭laying ON a blanket
@milaburhanzai
@milaburhanzai 4 года назад
Atheer ASH same
@WorriedtheCircusDemon
@WorriedtheCircusDemon 4 года назад
I'm in pajamas sitting by a fireplace right now. I've developed a whole other level of heat tolerance.
@capnchin
@capnchin 4 года назад
GIRL 3?? Child's play. I'm living it up in 5!
@avajackson2877
@avajackson2877 4 года назад
I have 3 around me 😂 how come I've never noticed this!?
@leru556
@leru556 4 года назад
You’re forgetting something about girls. Hair. Hair be *everywhere*
@fromundaman
@fromundaman 4 года назад
Idk if this is girl specific.
@samevans6018
@samevans6018 4 года назад
fromundaman yeah it is 😂😂 girls hair like legit sheds In Layers
@joshhoffman2628
@joshhoffman2628 4 года назад
@sam evans you date girls going through chemotherapy or something? My ex had some good hair lol. I’d give her cranial massages 🤤
@speedy035
@speedy035 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@fromundaman
@fromundaman 4 года назад
Idk I've always shed more hair than any girl I was dating.
@victoriam3258
@victoriam3258 3 года назад
Swoozie would be a amazing looking gta character😂
@Doctor699
@Doctor699 3 года назад
I had a girlfriend once. It's exactly as you described. She's taken all the blankets and pillows, wake up freezing. She leaves little bits and pieces here just to come back. If you give her a coat or jacket you'll never see it again. Not hungry but eats your food. Take a shower after her and it's like stepping into a blast furnace. And all the window shopping. The thing to really take away from all this though, is all those little problems that one overlooks at the start of a relationship. You're lovedrunk and blinded and let them get away with murder. As time goes on it only increases and gets worse and worse.
@OniNoodle4808
@OniNoodle4808 2 года назад
Um, you're wrong on the "lava shower". You know that ALL females aren't the same.....right? Some like to take cold showers in the morning and others like it warm. I'm a female and i don't like taking boiling hot showers....who does that?
@bellaj2651
@bellaj2651 4 года назад
Lol yes amber finally doing those character voice overs she’s been wanting to do
@vixen583
@vixen583 4 года назад
Issa J lol she honestly has the voice for it
@bri20902
@bri20902 4 года назад
She hardly talked in here lol
@pikapikanuuu7262
@pikapikanuuu7262 4 года назад
Omg, I love Amber Scholl!! I did not expect this.
@skolishard
@skolishard 4 года назад
911 likes =∆=
@MarisaCohenBeauty
@MarisaCohenBeauty 4 года назад
Amber has the perfect *quirky and cute* cartoon voice 😂
@mongoose9851
@mongoose9851 4 года назад
She sounds like Lola Bunny
@DazzHat
@DazzHat 3 года назад
Tip 93: buy LOTS OF BLANKETS Tip 92: buy 10 french fries Tip 91: don't like OTHER girls photos Tip 90: buy me pizza
@azzanporter4377
@azzanporter4377 3 года назад
OMG I died at that part when he said “how did these get in the fridge?”
@brittanylafleur8092
@brittanylafleur8092 4 года назад
"Girls love french fries" Me: slowly puts french fries in my mouth.
@IamLegendAnon
@IamLegendAnon 4 года назад
Bee & Dee to be fair who doesn't love French fries
@mattxan2846
@mattxan2846 4 года назад
This how many people knew sWooZie was talking about an anime
@krispy6636
@krispy6636 4 года назад
joey jung my hero
@iMatterhorn7
@iMatterhorn7 4 года назад
When he said Quirk he was referencing the anime: My Hero Academia
@brettedgeworth9189
@brettedgeworth9189 4 года назад
joey jung my hero academia fucking sucks
@sebastianalvarado2390
@sebastianalvarado2390 4 года назад
Fucking nerds lmao
@Jeriptics
@Jeriptics 4 года назад
Mha /boku no hero/ MyHeroAcademia
@WingZero761
@WingZero761 3 года назад
Whenever I'm grabbing fries from any place, and my gf says she doesn't want anything, I ALWAYS order a small fires. Because without fail, she'll immediately goes for my fries. And I just hand her the spare.
@squidwardtentacles7144
@squidwardtentacles7144 2 года назад
You're a good bf!👌🏾
@bluebellsfan8704
@bluebellsfan8704 3 года назад
This was awesome, glad you make these 👏🏽👍🏽
@Jireninyourrecommendations
@Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад
Texting: If I texts her, she won't respond in like the next hour or so. If she texts me then I'll have to respond to her in like 5 minutes or else it'll be WW3 up in this bitxh
@randomthings6977
@randomthings6977 4 года назад
Jiren in your recommendations I love you
@Arsenaldude21
@Arsenaldude21 4 года назад
I have the same problem ha-ha
@FatFetus37
@FatFetus37 4 года назад
Can I be ur bf
@IsabelNava
@IsabelNava 4 года назад
>don't allow it or it'll get worst
@1slimeyfella.
@1slimeyfella. 4 года назад
Lmao You Soft You Gotta Tell Her Wassup Pr She Gonna Walk All Over You
@kainatrehman4612
@kainatrehman4612 4 года назад
“This is not my shade of ombré “ 😂got me dead
@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 года назад
He's not wrong. I've had dyed hair for a few years now and the "that's your hair," no it's not my hair is purple and this is iNdIGo
@Raphealgirl
@Raphealgirl 3 года назад
OMG the animation in this video is amazing! I love how smooth and fluid everything moves. I especially love the expressions the girl makes in this video, they are hilarious.
@yesiamdaiki
@yesiamdaiki 3 года назад
this animation is smoother than that pick up line my broskae tried on his crush,, his crush is now his gf :,)im proud of my bruva
@stephsilva15
@stephsilva15 4 года назад
swoozie: “girls love blankets” me: *sitting in bed watching this video with 3 blankets* 😳😂
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 4 года назад
I’m in none because I am on a chair
@chronic_payne5669
@chronic_payne5669 4 года назад
It’s a security thing I think.
@simply.chidorixi3981
@simply.chidorixi3981 4 года назад
Yess
@chonilggg4315
@chonilggg4315 4 года назад
@Ammar Khan XML
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 4 года назад
Right like I feel so called out
@gadam_dude9182
@gadam_dude9182 4 года назад
“Food always tastes better when it’s off of your plate” Most accurate quote ever
@Alaffa123
@Alaffa123 3 года назад
2:05 I wish I could hear this with no context
@caitlinmchale2760
@caitlinmchale2760 3 года назад
Just came across your videos recently, they’re great man 😂👌 Being cold is so true - whenever I sleepover at my bf’s place I wear pj pants, socks AND need a couple blankets. He teases me about it like “babe we’re not going CAMPING” 😭 Also, what you said about anything you allow increases is SO true - thank you for pointing that out! My ex had a couple friends that were girls, and more than one of them would openly flirt with him in front of my face, constantly putting me in a really uncomfortable position. I have terrible anxiety so I put up with a lot of shit for way longer than I should have...and of course it just got worse with time🙃 it’s still hard for me to speak up sometimes but that definitely taught me a lesson
@bitslay
@bitslay 4 года назад
Whoever thought about moving the comment section should get fired
@saxondahlia
@saxondahlia 4 года назад
IMMEDIATELY
@offs1nk683
@offs1nk683 4 года назад
NOW
@Emma_Rose_00
@Emma_Rose_00 4 года назад
YES
@DewDew456
@DewDew456 4 года назад
EXECUTE ORDER 66.
@bitslay
@bitslay 4 года назад
@@DewDew456 69*
@kaitietolman4668
@kaitietolman4668 4 года назад
As a female - 99% of this is right. The only thing is the restaurant thing, we normally really genuinely don’t know what we want but we DO know what we don’t want, so when you start listing places we figure out what we don’t want and then it becomes process of elimination until you suggest something we don’t hate
@hellosethhuckensin6590
@hellosethhuckensin6590 4 года назад
Pretty epic
@beck0star
@beck0star 4 года назад
That is 1000000% correct 😂
@c0zy23
@c0zy23 4 года назад
Wow that actually makes sense TIL
@kellyneer4549
@kellyneer4549 3 года назад
Kaitie Tolman y
@princesscorner2196
@princesscorner2196 3 года назад
I freaking love this explanation 😂❤️
@theoreader3133
@theoreader3133 3 года назад
"THIS IS NOT MY SHADE OF OMBRRRE" 😂😂
@shaybenge7648
@shaybenge7648 3 года назад
The fries thing is the reverse with me and my hubby. I know that he'll always want some so I order a large order if fries to share. You're 100% right on the all the other stuff too. As for sharing the bed easiest solution is getting a king sized bed. That way in the summer you have your respective sides and in the winter you meet in the middle and cuddle for warmth😁
@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038
@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038 3 года назад
You missed the “I got distracted watching RU-vid for 18 hours and that’s why I didn’t text you back” girlfriend.
@josuealexis7883
@josuealexis7883 3 года назад
I swea😭😂
@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038
@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038 3 года назад
We all know *that* one
@RAWRRR2007
@RAWRRR2007 3 года назад
Omg I do this 😭😭😭😭
@Stellajones0315
@Stellajones0315 3 года назад
I feel attacked lmaoooo 💀💀
@shiminshamim8359
@shiminshamim8359 3 года назад
The fact that the guy I'm currently talking to does this more often than I do 🤦🏽‍♀️
@gambit5220
@gambit5220 4 года назад
me: *doesn’t have a girlfriend * me: *still watches the video cause its swoozie*
@hibuddyyt8831
@hibuddyyt8831 4 года назад
Gambit brah fr same
@roban2799
@roban2799 4 года назад
Been watching swoosie for 7 years. Must of his videos touch on a topic like this and I haven't had a girlfriend in all of that time XD
@tads8723
@tads8723 4 года назад
Same
@wavytsunami1043
@wavytsunami1043 4 года назад
I could be your boyfriend 😘 *NAH BRUH I WAS JOKING*
@emin5479
@emin5479 3 года назад
That beat at the end was fire though
@alanibowen7327
@alanibowen7327 Год назад
I love watching your dating videos so much because I learn so much about what guys like and don't like so I can provide the best relationship ☺️ thank you
@F1ll1nTh3Blanks
@F1ll1nTh3Blanks 4 года назад
Swoozie is single handedly holding 2020 for me rn tbh.
@riskyy2657
@riskyy2657 4 года назад
some people dont beilve me but swoozie commented on my new video. im so happy
@awaitingban7324
@awaitingban7324 4 года назад
Riskyy Swoozie doesn’t even read his own comments
@jellyfssh
@jellyfssh 4 года назад
fr
@makgrenadeng5740
@makgrenadeng5740 4 года назад
Swoozie: Girls like fries Single people like me: Why im not a fry?
@Chirp331
@Chirp331 4 года назад
😂😂😂😭😭
@denese41
@denese41 4 года назад
True
@joesavage4734
@joesavage4734 3 года назад
That moment you realize you watched all the videos and feel like the youtubers friend but then reality hits that they don't... Even know who you are 😂😂💀 love you swoozie keep it one hundie my guy
@joesavage4734
@joesavage4734 3 года назад
Also this video is so true I had one girl that took up so much of the bed that I woke up one morning litteraly balled up on my pillow cuz it was the only free space and I'm 6'3 and 214 pounds and she was 5'8 and 140 something. As well as she would then be mad cuz I would get up in the middle of the night to get a second blanket and she'd be like "your so annoying, why even sleep in the same bed if your gonna be like that" and I'm like "your sleeping wrapped up like a blunt so if I wanna be warm I need to go sleep on the couch?"
@DamonChuckLover89
@DamonChuckLover89 2 года назад
That is a nesting thing. The blankets. Love your content Swooz
@thejov3080
@thejov3080 4 года назад
The secret to picking where to eat with your girl is to say “guess where we eating?” And go to the first option she says. Works every time 😎
@sejalmateo0361
@sejalmateo0361 4 года назад
Most of the time the girl would say oh idk tell mee and then u gotta nail it urself
@sisser8565
@sisser8565 4 года назад
Genius 🎓
@mrenjoyment1363
@mrenjoyment1363 4 года назад
Works every time ☺️
@rafaeldinardo3263
@rafaeldinardo3263 4 года назад
Dat guy Von thank you so much it actually works
@thashashwnamatthews751
@thashashwnamatthews751 4 года назад
Dam that's too good
@bc2280
@bc2280 4 года назад
online shopping be like: girlfriend: “babe, is this top cute?” boyfriend: “yeah... uh it’s fine-it’s cute” girlfriend: “just cute??? ugh okay i won’t get it”
@unigenius
@unigenius 4 года назад
Bf: "Well, if you like it, then get it." Gf: "No, it's fine. I'll find something better!"
@Zenigundam
@Zenigundam 4 года назад
I'm not giving up until I find a sexy 18 year old woman to go to senior prom with next year. I want to play seven minutes in heaven with her after she sneaks me into her bedroom window and then paint her toenails while we're playing Monopoly on her bedroom floor.
@sheepooooo
@sheepooooo 4 года назад
Zenigundam hahahahhahahah
@mizuboni9108
@mizuboni9108 4 года назад
Him: Yeah...it's alright Me: just alright? Yer gonna be seeing me in it Him: idk fine it looks really good Me: how do you know? who you seent this on? Who she? where she at? Him: babe chill..fine its an ugly top Me: how dare you? blue is my fave color, you know what I'm finna buy it. I'll show you who wore it best Him: omg..............so you hungry? Me: I only want your fries. Him: ofcourse Me: Best first date ever!!
@user-eb5iy6tf5h
@user-eb5iy6tf5h 4 года назад
Hi, how about a mutual subscription?
@destroyerofworlds4663
@destroyerofworlds4663 3 года назад
When ur so cold that you reach warp speed with ur excessive shaking: 0:50
@samsora9169
@samsora9169 3 года назад
Talking about the sleeping situstion:: "It's how they roll"...around in their sleep... hah
@rachellara544
@rachellara544 4 года назад
"Food always taste better when it's coming off of your plate." Ya got me, Swoozie. Ya got me.
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 4 года назад
That is so true it's like the food just be extra good off of their plate
@HelenGPitts
@HelenGPitts 4 года назад
Previous month I was able to pull my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider online for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing about that is the fact that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only required standard knowledge of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time for my kids. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and look after my children and also going on holiday break together with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to act quick. Here is what I do *grab26­.­c­o­m*
@agoofyahhchannel6870
@agoofyahhchannel6870 2 года назад
@@HelenGPitts that's crazy 1 thing though *i am inside your home*
@alizazehra4171
@alizazehra4171 3 года назад
Swoozie: “Girls love blankets”. Me: *with 2 blanket and wearing a big hoodie* “ ;-:”
@YingofDarkness
@YingofDarkness 3 года назад
I legit do love blankets and am always cold, but anyone who attempts to date me knows that going in because I live in the South and probably carry around a jacket T-T. I can't help it, and I know I look stupid
@norealleader8076
@norealleader8076 3 года назад
BRUH I HAVE LIKE SIX BLANKETS ON MY BED RIGHT NOW-
@slyue8178
@slyue8178 3 года назад
Bruh I have a thin blanket because it is too hot my room is the hottest room in my house😅
@acebui4578
@acebui4578 3 года назад
Let me tell you about the glorious blanket sweater: The Comfy. Get it on amazon. Put yo legs inside while you sit. Your world will change.
@stop.576
@stop.576 3 года назад
Im a winter baby, not cold ;>;
@bladewintrs4016
@bladewintrs4016 3 года назад
bro you hit every pin point thing that they do BUT THAT REMIX OF FUTURE AT THE END HAD ME JUMPENNNN
@viewer3301
@viewer3301 3 года назад
2:13 wasn’t that the homeless guy from like the fast food video 🤔
@ShonenJapan
@ShonenJapan 3 года назад
Yeah he was
@-nigga-
@-nigga- 4 года назад
Swoozie: *every girlfriend ever* Me: *cant relate*
@riboanpjg
@riboanpjg 4 года назад
Same
@MCGamer-tj9nr
@MCGamer-tj9nr 4 года назад
Same Here before this comment blows up
@itdead8927
@itdead8927 4 года назад
Same
@atesinsan
@atesinsan 4 года назад
Same
@Operative901
@Operative901 4 года назад
Same
@ninatala4480
@ninatala4480 4 года назад
Amber Scholl's voice acting is literally the best shit ever and we need more of it. Thank you good night MORE AMBER SCHOLL AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS sign petition now
@camillebenjy8402
@camillebenjy8402 4 года назад
Facts omg
@cutecats5031
@cutecats5031 4 года назад
What
@aaronmessenger4473
@aaronmessenger4473 4 года назад
@Saivon Gilleylen not that deep
@susieqhernandez8373
@susieqhernandez8373 4 года назад
Signed
@SOLDIER1st_Class
@SOLDIER1st_Class 3 года назад
Oh yeah I think what makes it 10 times funnier is the animations. Excellent work whoever did it awesome
@mclovinlife4018
@mclovinlife4018 7 месяцев назад
“Anything you allow in ANY relationship will most likely increase” some great advice
@hannaengle
@hannaengle 4 года назад
I speak for all of us girls when i say: AND WHAT ABOUT IT
@ryanahrens7416
@ryanahrens7416 4 года назад
I speak for all of us guys when I say: it's weird and we don't understand it
@peachylemonjuice2240
@peachylemonjuice2240 4 года назад
No need to speak for me 😶
@_strawberryshortcake_8932
@_strawberryshortcake_8932 4 года назад
Haha thanks
@kia3kisses690
@kia3kisses690 3 года назад
Don't ask but I check everyone's profile and u watch more than half the people u watch crisandthemike did not expect that lol
@terrellrussell8008
@terrellrussell8008 3 года назад
Don’t eat a fried don’t steal The blanket Don’t make us spend money just for your useless shopping
@fakerake707
@fakerake707 4 года назад
Swoozie: girls love blankets Single people in the comments: write that down write that down Edit: thanks for 1k
@jandjstudios1347
@jandjstudios1347 4 года назад
Lol
@xertexz6576
@xertexz6576 4 года назад
LMAO THATS ME
@aroobism
@aroobism 4 года назад
Well noted
@DimitarPenkov
@DimitarPenkov 4 года назад
Write down the thing about leaving stuff behind too!
@aroobism
@aroobism 4 года назад
Dimi P well noted
@blazyandrey288
@blazyandrey288 3 года назад
There are so many detente to things in his videos and I love it
@rfgaming6857
@rfgaming6857 2 года назад
My mom: watching me watch swoozie Swoozie: why does every girl like taking 95% of the cover Me: looks at my mom My mom: slaps me
@courthawk52
@courthawk52 4 года назад
What's funny is, you just described every GUY I've ever dated. And my husband is about 50% of these.
@IbraheemKhan-eg9md
@IbraheemKhan-eg9md 3 года назад
Ok
@nightwingdude3834
@nightwingdude3834 3 года назад
Ibraheem Khan best reply ever
@falkyraizu3063
@falkyraizu3063 3 года назад
feminazi
@thomasdilfurd4176
@thomasdilfurd4176 3 года назад
You have a type
@cadenfalcon9134
@cadenfalcon9134 4 года назад
Me just staring at his yellow FOGs the whole video wishing I had a pair like: 😩😩😩
@saiyanroyalty229
@saiyanroyalty229 4 года назад
Definitely did the same but didn't know the name. After your comment I research them and realize I don't have FOG money. Now I'm sad because i know they exist and Ill never have them
@redninjavsdaworld3733
@redninjavsdaworld3733 4 года назад
Caden Falcon I’m glad I’m not the only one
@pima262
@pima262 3 года назад
"200 lava degree celsius water" 😂 It's true though. I'm always freezing, and if the shower isn't hot enough to melt my soul, it's not hot enough. Oh, and the blankets...and heated ANYTHING. If it's made out of warm, I WANT it.
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 2 года назад
This man has unlocked all the secrets to women… *We can learn a lot from him.*
@jf8944
@jf8944 4 года назад
Amber Scholl has nailed it really in thus episode .
@josivaldocotoco303
@josivaldocotoco303 4 года назад
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@TopZsi
@TopZsi 4 года назад
but why didnt she speak the whole part of her?
@magicspritecan4155
@magicspritecan4155 4 года назад
@@josivaldocotoco303 are you okay? (É cê tá bom? Em inglês)
@lexjohnson0803
@lexjohnson0803 4 года назад
I love how you have amber but she’s “never had a boyfriend” before 😂😂❤️
@cutecats5031
@cutecats5031 4 года назад
Yeah 😂😂😂
@MatthewMilton
@MatthewMilton 4 года назад
Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it
@Gselx
@Gselx 4 года назад
Matt Milton Nah bro, success is the best revenge. Keep at it!
@lexjohnson0803
@lexjohnson0803 4 года назад
Matt Milton keep making them👌🏻 if these so called “friends” are making fun of you for doing something you love, then you should drop them. There definitely will be people/friends/family who will support you since making videos makes you happy and that’s all that matters.
@KamehameaaronX100
@KamehameaaronX100 4 года назад
@@MatthewMilton Man fuck yo friends 😂😂
@lilnibba._.8936
@lilnibba._.8936 3 года назад
This just gave me so much advice that was helpful
@aaseessingh4460
@aaseessingh4460 3 года назад
Yooo that super woman reference too, brought back memories cuddy. Fries before guys lily wya?? 😭😭😭
@NBC1232014
@NBC1232014 4 года назад
"GIRLFRIEND-TAX" - when your GF takes your food from your plate, even though she's said she wasn't hungry.
@MaddesG1
@MaddesG1 4 года назад
lol she's crusading ur snacks
@bryanchaves5691
@bryanchaves5691 4 года назад
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD 🤣🤣🤣
@xidena166
@xidena166 4 года назад
Bryan Chaves YESSSSS
@sebastianrivera3527
@sebastianrivera3527 4 года назад
When your so early and the comments aren’t funny yet..
@reznov129
@reznov129 4 года назад
Like your mom
@sebastianrivera3527
@sebastianrivera3527 4 года назад
Cryo Ex lmao wutttt
@reznov129
@reznov129 4 года назад
@@sebastianrivera3527 stfu normie
@sebastianrivera3527
@sebastianrivera3527 4 года назад
Cryo Ex u stay hating bruh jeez
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie 4 года назад
Cryo Ex did you genuinely just use nor is un ironically. Fucking normie.
@AlaysiaSelvin
@AlaysiaSelvin 3 года назад
The rolled r on “ombré” took me OUT 😂😂😂
@_africanos
@_africanos 3 года назад
Is no one gonna talk about how catchy the song for his outro is??
@thejamesonshow
@thejamesonshow 4 года назад
Ogs remember: “LIPS!!!!”
@averytubestudios
@averytubestudios 4 года назад
"WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMOTO'S LIPS?"
@nameless3635
@nameless3635 4 года назад
Here you go huntie, just put some on those chapped lips there you go
@Yumemaru.
@Yumemaru. 4 года назад
😂
@YVNGOUTCASTT444
@YVNGOUTCASTT444 4 года назад
😂
@jenotadoy-agustin8677
@jenotadoy-agustin8677 4 года назад
LIPS
@toasterstripes
@toasterstripes 3 года назад
“I’m not like the other girls”
@petjeano7139
@petjeano7139 3 года назад
Said every girl ever.
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573 3 года назад
I have. Snake arms.
@hiitme4546
@hiitme4546 3 года назад
I am-
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573 3 года назад
Joker Jesus ok ITS ASDF MOVIE MY GUY
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573
@xx_not_simping_dylan9573 3 года назад
Joker Jesus tbh I forgot what u even said I’m of
@nhpcuatro4630
@nhpcuatro4630 3 года назад
I need a closet tour cuz bro your fits are fireee
@superiorpanda6449
@superiorpanda6449 3 года назад
I just don't feel clean if my skin isn't on the verge of a volcanic eruption.
@hiyorioh
@hiyorioh 3 года назад
Fr
@forrestkal4784
@forrestkal4784 4 года назад
“Anything you allow... increases.” Lesson learned the hard way
@Idkpig
@Idkpig 4 года назад
Except (allow)ence
@andyblargextra
@andyblargextra 4 года назад
There are so many times in my life where this has been the case. "Give an inch, they try to take a mile".
@beesalittlenerdbird5949
@beesalittlenerdbird5949 2 года назад
I love how wholesome and not douchey this is
@yukelo6031
@yukelo6031 3 года назад
😂 i couldn’t stop laughing w this video
@melanier6599
@melanier6599 4 года назад
I love amber as the voice actor😂 Ik it’s difficult but whenever you guys are free again to do this 100% DO IT
@zazygaming6970
@zazygaming6970 4 года назад
this is a strategy i used when i was going out w my ex. i would tell her that i was taking her somewhere and she had to guess where i was taking her to eat. she'll say a place and i'd just say your right and drive there
@HailKKY
@HailKKY 4 года назад
Zazy Gaming innovative technology right here
@rGStealth10
@rGStealth10 4 года назад
You. Are. A. Genius.
@Wherethebichesat
@Wherethebichesat 4 года назад
Not if you have enough money to fancy places😞
@GoochiGoblin
@GoochiGoblin 4 года назад
U made me laugh man😂
@7thlittleleopard7
@7thlittleleopard7 4 года назад
@@Wherethebichesat In which case you say "Not quite in the budget, guess again~
@howdoyoulife7773
@howdoyoulife7773 3 года назад
I can 100% confirm the fries part bro that was ON POINT
@A_Slice_Of_Samwich
@A_Slice_Of_Samwich 3 года назад
the blanket part i can confirm as i have around 10 fluffy ones on me rn
@shmug2789
@shmug2789 4 года назад
Ok so basically for the girl who can’t choose where she wants to eat just ask her to guess where you think where going and take them to the place they first guess Edit: Your welcome
@jessicalarsen9033
@jessicalarsen9033 4 года назад
Mr.AngryDoggo YT okay but seeee this doesn’t work. I speak from experience XD I CAN NEVER DECIDE ON MY OWN! This is why we ask our boyfriends where to eat, because we can’t choose. We literally can’t think of a single place we’d rather go. Our complicated minds can’t handle it.
@Seal_pup
@Seal_pup 4 года назад
The solution: ask her where she DOESNT wanna eat. What does she NOT feel like. I swear to god, this works because I’ll say “ok I don’t feel like pizza, and definitely not Chinese and not kfc.” Then I’ll ask my boyfriend what he doesn’t want and then we go from there. This only applies if you guys are struggling to choose obviously lol. Don’t do this if ya’ll already know you want McDonalds or something lol.
@Legacy_ADC
@Legacy_ADC 4 года назад
Both replies are from females. Our brother here is a credible source.
@zaribelle718
@zaribelle718 4 года назад
So I had a boyfriend that loved fried chicken and I don’t. He would take us to KFC all the frickin time! So he tried that on me and in a sarcastic tone I said KFC again? (Because he would always go there) and he took me there because he thought I wanted to eat there.
@shmug2789
@shmug2789 4 года назад
Legacy ah I see your a man of culture as well
@plooomb_
@plooomb_ 4 года назад
1:26 *Seeing that sWooZie knows what Undertale is... *It fills you with determination.
@renee3210
@renee3210 3 года назад
Scrolled for awhile to see if anyone would notice💀
@TheOtherOne6018
@TheOtherOne6018 3 года назад
Me too
@dhegadheer2600
@dhegadheer2600 3 года назад
He is been doing this for 14 years r u kidding me 🙂
@bluebellsfan8704
@bluebellsfan8704 3 года назад
This is funny, I love your videos 👏🏽🔥
@solexus5950
@solexus5950 3 года назад
Thank you for sharing this knowledge
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