Skyrim: Top 5 Criminals and Their Secrets You May Have Missed in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim 

*Dragon attacking a city* "Hey this dude took a flower" *get's arrested* *Everyone dies*

At least they didn't massacre a hold unlike Oblivion guards.

And chickens. They really love their town chickens.

@@Global00Vintage Saving the town from a dragon or savings the chickens ? Easy..........chickens

.......when? My character is a literal thief right now (just finished the thieves guild quest) and never had that issue since I havent come across any "owned" flowers.

Hahaha

So me lol

😂😂😂

This boi is the reason I play it at this point

Yep.

IDontFeelSoGood nah, you got be be killin the Skeevers to be a TRUE evil force 😎

Come on now guys, you know it's all about them Sweetrolls.

ShadowRaven don't want none unless you got rolls hun 😂

I kill sweetrolls

I thought rabbits were the ones you weren't supposed to kill.

Deeemn

10287412 more *really* tiny details you may have missed.

Holy shit. I never realised this!! HAHA

Oh my goodness! I never would have realized this!

Connor Williams *passes blunt

And slaughtering innocent people because I was bored. Either way both were considered equally evil.

You monster!!!! How dare you steal sweetrolls!!!

Let me guess, someone was stealing your sweetrolls?

Install _Hearthfire_ and bake your own sweetrolls...

You, fellow Dovahkiin, are truly a criminal to be feared throughout all of Tamriel.

Maiq believes that jail time can suck.

Roggvir :^)

people die when they are killed

top 5 criminals that took an arrow to the knee.....then the chest and the arm and the head and died!!!

Twyla Ustrina daaaaamn

What? Did something happen to Ulfric?

Billy Granzow Aye, afraid I had to put him down to protect Imperial interests.

@@billygranzow1331 I believe he used, believe it or not, his voice to murder the high king!

To soon bro... to soon.

Would've preferred the headsman's axe, myself.

I'll end your misery, my friend.

Cycrasher because you are a... DIRTY. THIEVING. KHAJIIT. oops. Wrong youtuber.

Presenting the lovely Adele Nazeem.

You fool, you were supposed to stick to the shadows, not breakdance after stealing your first sweetroll in broad daylight

Everyone's Skyrim character in a nutshell

Yaruga Nik Always gotta make it political

Skyrim was dump long before the Dovakin ever showed up.

@@bulbasaurpokemon3573 Great, now that you had bring up real world politics I'm in a bad mood. I don't care if it was from 7 months ago either.

Yaruga Nik ye but it’s optional to be evil

I totally agree.

He’s one impressive sweet roll

Katie Marigold he almost always hearts this guy called “cookie woke” so he definitely likes cookies

Definitely an interesting mark this lad

HERE IN 2022!! skyrim will never die

One of them became a Saint to the dunmer though

@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 The black sheep of the family, I suppose.

@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 no that was Jiub The slayer of Cliffracers

Lolololololol i never thought of it but your right

Romyln Dreth is my husband in a play though I did.

*insert comedic response here*

Simon Abitz hahahah this is funy hahahahah

Michael Williams hahahah this funy hahahah

These “insert x and y” comments are just as repetitive

Nothing saying you can't lie to him, then go back and murder her (to death!).

I'm killing her for leaving him.

I think I'm gonna thrall her this time >:)

This. Would be a hypocrisy to murder every single bandit on my way, but let this one leave because boo-hoo she was an unhappy housewife. Maybe all bandits have some heartbreaking background and reasons to go the way of crime, but you don't see me giving a damn about them, do you?

Same shes still a bandit sheand her band will still muder, rape and pillage innocent people.

Yeah unless it bothered me that he thought that so easily unless the dragonborn sounds close to him but makes even less sense if you are female

Except that there’s only like 5 VAs and everyone sounds the same

Except you speak in floating text options...

What can I say? The Dovakiin is a master in the way of the voice.

Yeah I entered his house on my first play through and was dead within minutes. I mean dragonborn is breaking and entering but instead of a warning he throws a ice spike our way

To be fair you are trespassing in his house

She's a court mage in Solitude. With that kind of pay and prestige, she can afford a very powerful moisturizer. Tell me you didn't notice how smooth and supple her skin is.

I think she also sends you on the quest to kill her old vampire group.

@@sandywolfr26 she does.

I always thought she was a necromancer, experimenting on prisoners and potentially killing them afterwards.

She doesn't glow when you cast detect life either

Where did the rest come from? There were only five ones in this list.

@@TheRealFobican all the villains not just these 5

@Pasta Sermonella E-Specialé We all know that Nazeem fans hate Nate without even watch the video. It's them!

We should all know that after visiting the Cloud District. Wait, what am I saying, of course you have never been to the Cloud District.

@The Gucci Banana wdym with brains if you dont like skyrim why click the video

Fake Newds a laddah

There's a couple characters floating around I swear are voiced by Tigger

Smakies I use the "combat surrender" mod. So I fight the bandit leader till he yields, then make him surrender his loot. But I spare his life so that he can keep caring for his blind uncle.

William Garrison for anyone who doesn’t understand,its a reference to avatar the last air benders opening . You deserve more props for this lol.

This is great!

@@TheBadJuJu666 thanks!

previously on TheEpicNate135...

Think its the immersive armor mod

Rustic clothing immersive armors amidianborn

Its not a crime if you dont get caught

I murdered around 50000 people so....

Thalmor ain’t people

Damn Elves.

Rookie Numbers

until they dont fit the name

I found out in a weirder way, got the unofficial patch installed and was doing this Dawnguard radiant quest to kill vampire infiltrating Jarl courts, it was Solitude that time. Played a Paladin build, so was quite into Restoration spell, thing is this quest in particular requires Thief's quality to be done cleanly, you either have to pickpocket evidence or assassinate the vampire unnoticed lest the authority will arrest you for murder. Couldn't do both, so I thought I'll just blast this guy with Sun's Wrath in front of everyone and show he's an undead, right? I froze when Stentor also got burned by the spell and started casting Drain. I thought "oh god, do they really turn court members into vampires of left too long?" And then I was relieved knowing that Stentor was always secretly a vampire.

its not a secret though

its not a secret, its a rare item

I love that amulet. I just can't enchant it.

I'll give you gold if you look the other way.

Uhh what? That wasn't me.

love that chicken from popeyes

xX Veymorak Xx legit cracked up at that 😂

But then the player has to abide by established lore...

Dwemer shall return. Give it time. Hammerfell, has some strange Dwemer ruins, Ragnthar exists outside of physical reality of Nirn. This proves Dwemer could go beyond Nirn itself. Then there is Volenfell, which has many secrets. The next Elder Scrolls probably give up secrets about Dwemer base on these locations. Some say, they destroyed themselves based on what someone did in Skyrim, we must note, he himself (Arniel Gane) didnt use the correct system like they did and possibly destroyed himself in process. Though he was on correct track of what happened to them, just he did it wrong. Dwemer shall someday return, I say this, because Bethesda has made much more of them than even many of other groups. A sudden appearance of Dwemer wouldn't go well for people of Aldmeri Dominion (Well High Elves), who weren't friends.

Stacie Meier Nvr thought of the dwemer returning someday. That'd be ubber cool. Wud they be the game's main enemy faction like the dragons? Wud they wage an all out war against the daedric princes using newfound technology/magic, since they worship neither the Aedra nor Daedra, but their own gods of logic?

@@BaronSengir1008 You could just be another namless hero that history forgot about. Would be cool to play as akavari, snowelves etc.

There are no "secret" vampires because all vampires have the glowing eyes which are dead give-aways.

Jesse Habremehl , *Storting off* at the lovely home of Serana.

@@YouthEnergy Well in actually in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, there is a quest to join a makeshift vampire hunter club to hunt down a vampire feasting on the citizens of the Imperial City, The location for the hideout will be revealed to the group after some investigations. After you go their you kill him then "Quest Complete" and you become a hero for the city. However... If you choose NOT to kill him the quest will continue and he will prove that he is not a vampire and has been set up and will give you a clue as to the TRUE culprit. I won't spoil it because it is quite a fun misc quest if you're interested in playing Oblivion.

Lol

E L S E W H E R E my KNEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEE

No

Send your child unto me. For the blood and our sins to be baptised into blood and fear.

@@crackedbeast3713 thank you

@@water9892 you beat me to it

@colaa hot

If someone invaded your country, took power from your elected officals and sovereign nation, told you that your god was fake, and banned his worship, I'm sure you wouldn't be so kind to them either.

good point. if they were more class conscious and therefore internationalist they'd have my support too.

Utter Disappointment honestly for the most part they aren't racist. Some among them are definitely but the cause itself is by no means racist. It's not racism to fight for your own country and people.

@Fat Man XD yes if there where still some normal snow elves left

SLUG BOY definitely agreed there.

Sapien I hope

Little later he says it correctly, so you can assume it was a joke, relax friend.

Honestly if you can’t tell this comment is a joke you are ill in the head.

xD

Sapien You do know turmoil is an actual word, right? It means chaos and strife.

Ok when a mommy dovakin and a daddy dovakin love eachother very much....

Blow job from a dragon

Up on High Hrothgarr, or however you spell it, there is a Word Wall. There, you stand with your legs spread and in squat position, while a dragon, or anyone really, licks your ass hole. You get woke, and dragon shout. It doesn't matter who or what you get to tongue punch your fart box, as long as it's deep, and savage. Cool? (Personally, it's the only way my character can finish anymore. She nuts like a GoGurt, bitch.)

Welcome to the mile high club

When someone sings _Tale of the Tongues_ to someone else's _Ring of the Moon_ ( or, if you will, _Asszidal's Ring of Arcanus_ )

that makes no sense, of course shes going to be dressed more like an adventurer? she went on an adventure? also if taron found out someone discovered the location of the forge, wouldnt he be happy as it would further confirm his theory?

Not only does Dreth say "You know too much" before attacking, but there's this Easter egg about the unique robes he wears: they look identical to Master Robes, but have the same enchantment as the inferior Apprentice Robes of Destruction. The symbolism seems obvious: he is an apprentice posing as a master. en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Taron_Dreth%27s_Robes

@@okalosomylos780 omg i didnt know that abt his clothes thats a beautifully subtle hint one could say, a Tiny Detail ;)

Take notes, Nate! Future video fodder. Cheers, Raffy!

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