Smoked Hot Pocket Sausage

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@garthgoldwater5256 Год назад

i don’t understand how the grinder company hasn’t sent another grinder. you’ve done nothing but prove that they can withstand a truly unimaginable amount of abuse

@junietwoknees Год назад

I just took a look and to the best of my ability he has brought this half horsepower, 400 dollar grinder to its knees in just a couple years. insane dedication.

@mishXY 11 месяцев назад

Have you bought one?

@RumpledStillSkin 11 месяцев назад

They're showing the unbelievable longevity of their product! 😅

@guyhawkes1147 11 месяцев назад

@@mishXY No but if I ever do need a meat grinder of that caliber I know where I'll be getting it from!

@mishXY 11 месяцев назад

@Guy Hawkes yeah cool i am high on shrooms

@princeshadow13 Год назад

Thoughts from a sleepy guy, but if there exists pulled pork, does this mean there exists a pushed pork? I say yes, and that it's sausages.

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

lol

@wiseoldowl1628 Год назад

I got a few ideas where u can push that pork..... Into the sausage machine!!!!

@GreedyOrange Год назад

damn,watch out for the fbi,they killed the water car guy,so that must be a high priority for them too! best of luck zweistein!

@patrickbyrne5070 Год назад

@@OrdinarySausage I would love you to sing Mr Sausage bring me a sausage to the tune of Mr Sandman by the Chordettes - especially the cute bam bam bam intro please and thank you - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CX45pYvxDiA.html I have definitely not had it in my head all dang day..

@jackthewartortle9523 Год назад

I think pushed pork is a sausage, right? Because you push the pork

@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Год назад

The fact that the grinder has lasted this long is a miracle.

@wigglyfruit4708 Год назад

Well it’s not the first grinder we’ve had 😅

@theadamant7125 Год назад

I think it’s ready to feature on a sausage RU-vid channel at a farm upstate

@toastedt140 Год назад

@wigglyfruit4708 The grinder sponsor has yet to invent the technology that can contain this man's mad genius.

@fcon2123 Год назад

*drops pants to his ankles* Ole' gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be!

@DroppedMyMarbles Год назад

@@wigglyfruit4708 didn't he get this one way back in the marie calendars chicken pot pie episode? Nearly 3 years aint bad lmao

@andrewm3406 Год назад

Mr Sausage: uses rubber mallet to smash knife through frozen hot pocket Also Mr Sausage: “I need to sharpen this knife”

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

I do though

@blarghchan Год назад

@@OrdinarySausage You are the author of your own destruction, but I don't think I'm telling you anything you didn't already know.

@SmolPotatowo Год назад

@@OrdinarySausage You aught to get a sausage cleaver at this point.

@BruceAlarie Год назад

@@blarghchan i like that-authour of your own destruction lyrical! i like MY OWN WORSE ENEMY but its too Pink-y

@tryplot Год назад

@@OrdinarySausage honestly a cleaver, machete, or a hatchet would be better for cutting through frozen stuff. I vote for cleaver as a machete or hatchet has a chance to cut the wood of your chopping board.

@zacharycampbell3164 Год назад

Ok when it won't blow, I think we dare need to ask, Will it Suck?

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

You’re asking the important questions

@GTRRSS Год назад

Uncharted territory.

@patrickbyrne5070 Год назад

@@GTRRSSthat’s real good way to get sick

@fakeuber8254 Год назад

@@patrickbyrne5070 sounds like you’re a coward

@Lazyboy5298 Год назад

Oh, it sucks all right...

@druidicdwarf Год назад

I have never seen hot pockets so big before in my life. Glad we got a hybird sausage and nse episode together. He keeps innovating

@crash7976 Год назад

Pretty sure that's just the size of the original ones xD like everything else, they've shrunk over time

@MattTheKnife- Год назад

@@crash7976 I've had them once, they're definitely bigger than even the pre-shrinkflation ones. And the bread to filling ratio is off; they're not very good

@richardred15 Год назад

Nobody realizing that even bigger hot pockets exist

@RushOfJustice Год назад

I'm telling you, one day, this man is going to shatter the culinary world with one of his NSE discoveries and I'm commenting now to secure my place in history

@tardguard7647 Год назад

That grinder deserves a Nobel prize.

@Halo2nothing11111 Год назад

A pizza with it's crust stuffed with Italian sausage and cheese sounds absolutely delicious.

@1downpoison Год назад

Didn't Pizza Hut do something similar? Like a hot dog in the crust? A sausage would be much better.

@TheNerdySimulation Год назад

Using a mallet with a knife to cut through a frozen hot pocket is not something I expected a human being to imagine as a reasonable solution, but here am I witnessing it.

@41rmartin Год назад

Ordinary sausage: Boy I hope the grinder can handle one more sausage. Also ordinary sausage: Uses a cartoon mallet to prep ingredients.

@LSparkzwz Год назад

It's always funny comparing low scoring sausages to the cat food one

@djsupadupa4690 Год назад

“I love it when we sausage together” is definitely a top 10 hit.

@joeschianodicola1810 Год назад

i absolutely adore today's Sausage Score artwork

@meganium1337 Год назад

it’s giving edmund vibes

@Ashanmaril Год назад

@@meganium1337 I was gonna say, definitely looks Isaac Rebirth inspired

@Dosko Год назад

I know we get a lot of sausages that make water when you press them down for sausagification, but...Hot Pocket water is really upsetting to think about.

@FinnyMorris Год назад

It was probably the ice melting since hot pockets come frozen

@sam_i_am1143 Год назад

Idk I think the pretzel water will forever be the most baffling

@Blackpapalink Год назад

@Меаtсаnуоn 🅥 You're not MeatCanyon, stop it.

@Sandux930 Год назад

FakeCanyon

@Wulfjager Год назад

Imagine a tall glass of every water there's been and give it a big ol gulp

@harleyfroment1989 Год назад

If you make a Welch's fruit snacks sausage, you will make a lot of people very happy, myself included. Please, i beg of you, make a Welch's fruit snacks sausage!

@dannydorito8019 Год назад

I think it's about time for White Claw sausage, just in time for the summer!

@jasonguarnieri4127 Год назад

Your grinder responds to doing its job the same way I do.

@BruceAlarie 11 месяцев назад

my job grinds MY gears

@KingSandvich1 Год назад

Sausage crust pizza is the most complex threat I've ever heard.

@butteryfriedwizard2219 Год назад

"Oil your cutting board to extend its life span!" *Laughs while wielding a knife and mallet*

@axelcordova8262 Год назад

I like it when we get an impromptu NSE mixed in with a regular episode. Edit: I think it's finally time for that grinder to retire...

@SmegmaGoblin Год назад

Need a viking funeral for the grinder Time for the gasoline sausage.

@spectoestis3106 Год назад

I've been saying it!

@jettnash5217 11 месяцев назад

That grinder is a case study for the company lol they have video evidence how it works grinding different materials that no one in the world would think of putting into it

@gjg3783 Год назад

I can't wait to see which knife company is brave enough to seek your endorsement for a line of products.

@aaronsmith5464 Год назад

Who else thinks the grinder deserves a full Viking funeral when it finally passes?

@richardlowery5100 Год назад

I swear you’re the only channel where I don’t skip the in-video advertisements… in fact I often watch them more than once because of how funny they are 😂😂 Keep sausaging my guy 👌

@eabrams00 Год назад

I bet his cutting board guy was thrilled when he saw Mr Sausage pull that mallet out

@glickspicks1969 Год назад

If you think about it from and R and D perspective, the cutting board guy is extracting valuable information about the durability and lifespan of his product. Like free user testing, or a highly chaotic user research group if said group was distilled down to one guy with an unwieldy sausaging dream. It's a win-win if you ask me.

@shyrain67 Год назад

i feel like this grinder is breathing its last breaths. mr sausage is single handedly carrying the meat grinder industry

@ExtremeBirdTypography Год назад

A sausage episode and an NSE in the same video? Oh how you spoil us, Mr. Sausage! I also just realized "That's the XYZ water" has become the channel's "Whew! XYZ smoke. Don't breathe this!"

@space470-1 Год назад

A stuffed sausage crust pizza sounds like a gift from the gods, you should totally consider making that

@seankarl8414 Год назад

This was one of those episodes that had me on the edge of my seat start to finish.

@CAfakmykak Год назад

SURSTROMMING SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@nightsong81 Год назад

No lie, Sausage Crust Pizza sounds like the next big pizza innovation and you should market it to one of the big pizza chains.

@mikebutler4189 Год назад

I had a hotdog stuffed crust frozen pizza when I lived in germany. It was disappointing...but change the hotdog to maybe beef wellington sausage or something and we might be on to something.

@SixteenJacobsCreams Год назад

already exists, pretty sure dominos does it

@twobeansonecream Год назад

Yeah dominos absolutely does this already, and it's rancid

@BlueStreakStudio Год назад

I am AMAZED his grinder hasn't burned out yet

@Tyranzor64 Год назад

A smoked hot pocket actually does sound good honestly

@DanteEdward Год назад

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

@DandyCabbage Год назад

2:05 That’s the big and bold water

@Munchies2019 Год назад

That grinder is nearing the end of it's life. You may need a new one.

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

I think you’re right

@FazcoinToyFreddy Год назад

@@OrdinarySausageUpload a burial of the grinder so we can all pay our respects

@Munchies2019 Год назад

@@FazcoinToyFreddy or better yet. Turn it into a sausage lol

@FazcoinToyFreddy Год назад

@@Munchies2019 *yes*

@CelestialMagi87 2 месяца назад

I love how Mr. Sausage busts a bit of a laugh at the beginning from the buffalo blast lmao

@Sloshy_garage_asmr Год назад

I really wasn’t expecting the Hot Pocket water 😮

@taq154 Год назад

You should somehow use compressed air to force it to blow when it doesn't blow, I think that would be funny. An air compressor and some sort of custom tube-to-hose adapter

@Software2TF2 Год назад

Not even a month in, and you're already smashing that cutting board with a hammer.

@ferdis7 Год назад

Someone needs to make Mr Sausage a meat grinder with planetary gearbox lol This man needs MOAR TORQUE!!!!!!!

@barebonez9654 Год назад

Watching this grinder slow down and have more trouble grinding is like watching a grandparent getting dementia slowly

@lemonlefleur6236 Год назад

I’ve restrained myself up until now, but I would like to suggest a “Will it Patty” for any fillings that fail the “Will it Blow” test. Just push the filling out and make a “Sausage patty” on the flat top.

@Tombomb615 Год назад

What the sausages lack in blowing, Mr Sausage makes up in enthusiasm

@RockyBergen Год назад

How can you not have a dozen grinder manufacturers begging to have their grinders featured on your channel??

@hamiltons.7815 Год назад

"So that was a lotta time devoted to a whole lotta nothing." - my honest thoughts after finishing college

@SleeepyJohn Год назад

GIVE ME GRAPE SAUSAGE

@Mykasan Год назад

that grinder is one of a kind. he's so tough.

@RookMeAmadeus Год назад

3:54 - But will it throw? If you did that to any ordinary box art, maybe. But the SAUSAGE SLAYER does not fall so easily. He has endured countless battles, bursts, overseasonings, DQs, and blows in his quest for revenge. Why? Because they cooked his pet rabbit into a sausage!

@matthewhutton8275 Год назад

Liking the Binding of Isaac style rating at the end, if that's even what it is.

@JKPancake Год назад

I would like an official funeral video for the grinder

@matthewnelson5293 Год назад

Toss sausages in the smoker and then gently places the frozen hot pocket down. Yes l, Mr. Sausage, we knew you were more excited about the hot pocket than the sausages

@flamingolegs Год назад

cool isaac sosig at the end

@windbreaker246 Год назад

I love it when we sausage together will now be one of my favorite lines

@jonnythedemon Год назад

That grinder longs for the sweet release of death.

@Wombattlr Год назад

Smoked hot-pocket-sausage _or_ Smoked-hot-pocket sausage There can only be one.

@miraveta Год назад

Your grinder sounds like the screaming of a thousand machines that have been submerged in strawberry jam and then forced to work for a mechanized overlord.

@RGM89SStarkJegan Год назад

When the grinder finally goes we need the Chicago version of a Norse funeral: grinder sausage

@Fatamorgana420 Год назад

I can't even think of Hot Pockets without hearing Jim Gaffigan whispering 'hot pockeeeets'.

@SherioCheers Год назад

I was so happy the hot pockets didn't soak up the hot pocket water.

@gostchiken Год назад

The things that grinder has been through would leave any mere mortal a broken husk.

@caesarsalad77 Год назад

Remember, if you get a new grinder, you have to grind up the old one in it.

@MakoRuu Год назад

Mr. Sausage needs to get one of those huge industrial grinders that will even chew up bones they use for making chicken nuggets.

@chainshaw136 Год назад

The grinder falling apart arc reminds me of when Toonami used to do their own storylines for some reason

@coryswanson2247 Год назад

2:15 sitting here on the toilet, watching this, I couldn’t agree more

@alpha20639 Год назад

If you needed a mallet to cut through the hot pocket, it makes sense the grinder is gonna struggle.

@TheBrianJ Год назад

We might finally be coming to the day when the grinder has to retire :(

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

I know :(

@TheBrianJ Год назад

@@OrdinarySausage It had a long, honorable life of Sausage Service™

@IvanKowalenko Год назад

It has gone to Meat it's Maker.

@BruceAlarie Год назад

@@IvanKowalenko that grinds my gears! ha

@BigBoiClimbs Год назад

*saws open frozen hot pockets* "man I gotta sharpen this knife"

@Michael-du2fv Год назад

This show has really been a testament to this grinder. it's been through hell way outside its intended use and still kicking.

@alyssavarner8474 Год назад

If you gave mr sausage a Damascus steel knife and expected him to not hit it with a hammer to cut a frozen solid hot pocket that’s really on you.

@Shockingblew Год назад

Can't wait for the hot pocket water

@crotchetybob Год назад

🎶 now the time is here, for sausages to appear 🎶

@andrewguzman1362 Год назад

My my aren’t you two close? that damn near killed me, almost fell off the shitter laughing so hard

@ninjack11 Год назад

that grinder has been fightint for it life these past dew weeks

@PaleolithicEraSimplerTimes Год назад

The grinder has been struggling for a while now lmao

@Fluffymunch Год назад

I thinks it’s almost time to have a funeral for the grinder.

@alcoholwithoutcontent9060 Год назад

“You cannot resist the will of the Sausage Maykr... for it was you who was meant to enforce it. Despite the burst of the casing, Earth will fall and my people will survive. I will answer the ruffalo’s prayers, reward those that believe.” -Sausage Eternal

@Greenscyth22 Год назад

I kinda feel like you should give your grinder a name, that way when it has trouble working you can say "Come on ____!" to give it extra support.

@johnnyharperscoutstable5386 Год назад

I haven’t had hot pockets in forever. My favorite was meatball and marinara.🐸🍺🔪🔥

@guycohen1564 Год назад

Ol' Betsy never failed us yet

@dren2543 Год назад

Those were the best 2-hour breadsticks I've ever seen- Oh, this was sausages..?

@redraven5109 Год назад

2:17 LegoSausage building his new weapon.

@ElonDusk14 Год назад

Unironically the best RU-vid channel in existence

@EHKOS Год назад

I thought the box art was an iron maiden parody and now I want one

@McGovern1981 Год назад

I've been saying put a sausage within a sausage man! A sausage stuffed sausage like a stuffed crust pizza!

@thaconaway Год назад

Perhaps a venture into the fantastical Pocket Sausage. I need sausage amazement that is portable.

@graevly8066 Год назад

I second the idea for the stuffed sausage pizza

@Titaniumjake1472 Год назад

Idea for a good sausage make a thanksgiving sausage ... ground turkey, a but of stuffing mehby a single breadroll . Seasoning wise garlic,onion,salt,pepper,sage,rosemary i bet it would be awesome as long as you dont use to much stuffing

@saturdaynightlive94 Год назад

Monsieur Sauságe, can you please explain to your loyal and adoring followers why you have yet to craft a Portillo's cake shake sausage? We would be ever so grateful if you might bless us with the gift of an Portillo's cake shake sausage.

@charlesrollins4154 Год назад

He sang Smokey Robinson and then smoked the sausage 😂 this guy is great

@darcgibson5099 Год назад

I have no idea why but these videos more than any other always give me a jump scare when I’m listening on my headphones

@goopysnoopy Год назад

Using a rubber mallet on a chefs knife hurt me.

@austinjones9171 Год назад

“We’re gonna grind them frozen” I swear he just likes making it hard for himself lol. All they needed was a couple minutes in the microwave

@Lancener Год назад

I smoked my sausage in a hot pocket once, hasn't been the same ever since.

@Jagermonsta Год назад

PARTIALLY FROZEN, not full frozen. THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY

@rootbeer_666 Год назад

i can’t believe a buffalo blasted that crust

@perochialjoe Год назад

For when you want to pack on the calories but don't want all that pesky flavor to get in the way.

@srgarathnor Год назад

please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the meme, do it for the community, do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!