*Citizens knifing each other to pieces* Guard: I'm getting out of here! Dragonborn: *Accidentally loots a spoon* Guard: *Y O U H A V E C O M M I T T E D C R I M E S A G A I N S T S K Y R I M A N D H E R P E O P L E*
Reminds me of our insane world today, where liberals can scream for 3-4 years about election fraud and "Russian collusion" but when conservatives complain, they are banned from RU-vid, Facebook and Twitter.
@@AmazingArends Um...it was the conservatives that screamed about election fraud and Russian collusion. Did you forget that Trump was the one who yelled about election fraud AFTER he was "elected"?
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Mage with Riften Gaurd helmet: “I’ve got a lot of respect for the Restoration school. Skyrim could use more healers.”
"Winterhold,where people aren't crazy" Sure,if you don't count the interdimensional,time traveling wizards. Or that guy that somehow managed to turned himself into an orb of magical energy. Or that other guy,who turned himself into an ethereal ghost while trying to figure out where the dwarves went.Or that other wacko who tried to unleash an ancient relic/weapon upon the world. Or the immortal pirate ghost,locked in the dungeon below the college. Other than that,everyone is almost normal. Almost.😂
@@blazingblue_3039 How does that make them crazy? They were all doing some sort of research and Just like how science experiments can go wrong Magic experiments can go wrong too, it does not make them crazy
It would be pretty neat if you could sneak into a bandit camp, drop a very valuable item, and watch them kill each other trying to claim it for themselves.
The guard running away scared while a woman is being brutally stabbed to death over an iron warhammer by two civilians is the cherry on top of this amazing clip. Edit: This clip is art to me. The guard moving the camera away at the perfect time before they start shanking each other to tell you not to leave weapons around, before someone gets hurt.. It’s perfect.
Brogre I’m sorry, but “Dark Elf” is an outdated term nearly as bad as outright calling them a “g-word skin”. Please use the term morrowmer from now on.
B'vek! Silence, you n'wah. If we wanted some s'wit fetcher to speak on the behalf of the Dunmeri, you would have been consulted. Signal your virtues elsewhere, outlander.
That's why he scolds you. Because he doesn't know how to proceed with something he wasn't trained to handle, so he wants to get ahead of the situation instead of trying to fix it :P Also "I know these people, Maven would have my head if I killed one of the merchants who're indebted to her. I'll just run, act like there's a fire!"
I killed a guy at the edge of town and the body hasn't despawned for some reason. Every time I enter town I get greeted by guards inspecting the body saying its still warm...
Bro I wasn't expect that kill at the end. That was brutal. I'm playing Skyrim for years and I never saw this kind of madness. It feeled like I witnessed a murder in real life
In all my 1000+ hours of playing Skyrim, I have never seen this. And you can imagine my surprise when Brand-Shei executed Marise with a dagger Highlander style
1) the fact they murder each other over it then they don't even take it after 2) the fact the guard ran away instead of doing his job 3) "someone could get hurt"
The way the dialogue with the guard cuts out the action as soon as the fight starts and you can only hear the screams and slashing of daggers - Someone could get hurt. *screams in the background* That's the pinnacle of comedy
That's because Skyrim players know not to leave their valuables lying around. Instead we put it all in that one chest by the door to Lakeview and have to wait 35 seconds for the game to load tens of thousands of items every time we open it.
Oh my goodness. This is just a perfect storm of skyrim dark comedy XD Brand Shei claims to have seen the weapons first though he's nowhere in sight; Marise draws her knife to fight Brand Shei for the weapons but glares at the player because, again, he is nowhere in sight and she may as well glare at you for now; the guard's appropriate warning but inappropriate response to the ensuing chaos; the way Brand's stock dialogue is more suggestive of someone who is late to a sting operation of a den of bandits than of one who has just murdered someone over trinkets; Brand and the Nord woman walking away from the weapons that started the fight in the first place; the guard's continual amnesiac indifference toward the whole situation as though he "didn't ACTUALLY expect anyone to get hurt!"
"Don't leave weapons lying around, somebody could get hurt. ... now if you'll excuse me, there's a terrible fight raging on. *_I'm getting out of here!"_*
Funny story is that something similar happened to me in Riften too. After I did the flawless amethyst quest for Talen Jei I took everything in the Bee and Barb. While in the cellar there were two baskets with apples. I wanted the apples but accidentally picked up the baskets so I dropped them off. Suddenly everyone came downstairs and Mjoll and Vulvulf were arguing about who gets to have the baskets like "I saw it first!" and "It's mine!". Then they started fighting and Mjoll just killed the other dude lmao They were fighting over fucking baskets lmao I'm laughing so hard. Best thing was Kharjo just standing between them looking with a confused face at me and later Marcurio came down looking at the corpse and commented "What a waste" Skyrim is truly an experience that still amazes me even after thousands of hours
Sheev palpatine The dropping of the weapon, causing three people to fight to the death while not getting in trouble? Master manipulation? Is this what you do on your free time when you aren’t busy being the senate?
I'm not racist. All I'm saying is that if all the Dunmer were back in Morrowind where they belong and not in Skyrim, this violence would not have happened. How strange that out of all the people of Riften, it was only the Dark Elves that got involved. Again.
Never thought I’d read such a thought-provocative discussion on an Elder Scrolls video of all things. Did my RU-vid app glitch out and show me comments from a Deus Ex upload?
HAHAHA holy shit that was perfect timing. All those knife slash sounds going on in the background whilst you're getting a scolding was so good, I think it was funnier not having any visuals for that part
I remember during my first time playing Skyrim I dropped a wooden plate on that same spot and they fought to the death because of a PLATE, I was honestly in shock and couldn't stop laughing, but after the fight was over no one even touched the damn plate. I guess it just works after all
“No more! I yield I yield!” “Gahh” ... doesn’t even take the weapons and brutally slays her at the market stalls. Whats even worst is as soon the the finisher starts, Haelga stops to watch the final strike then goes in for a few more blows..
Brynjolf in the background before folk started to slash and cut each other, " "Grow back your limbs with my genuine Falmer blood elixir."" He foresaw the future. Knew there was going to be a fight as soon as the weapons were on the floor. A true salesman.
I play vanilla and I can confirm that it is one of the single handed finishing moves, although it seems to be somewhat rare because the target has to be yielding.
If you happen to be behind an enemy trying to stealth kill him. And he suddendly turn around right the moment you *clic* It'll trigger a scene where you grab his arm, twist it and turn him back and stab him in the neck instead of slicing throat It happened one time to me and I was more shocked than him
Yeah,And I also do a special finisher with a dagger that I never seen before:Turns the opponent to the back hold him with the other hand and stab him at the front twice with a upside-down dagger Hard to explain tho...
Markarth is the Portland, Oregon of Skyrim. A little bit better than Riften, but still full of corruption, bureaucracy and crime. Also I imagine both Portland and Markarth smell like motor oil and human shit.
If you're in novice mode, and hence can stay in werewolf form for a long time, the guards will kill people for having attacked you. You can also eat them alive. In front of their fellow guards, while they just keep spouting the lines as if you had bumped into them.
Oh wow I did not expect to see you in skyrim, now I need to know if you are an imperial, stormcloak, or one of the neutrals. Depending on the answer I may have to show you the might of a sneaky necromage archer vampire.
Flare Ardiente,I am an assassin (bow,daggers and poisons,Mastered the art of stealth),my race is a nord,I join the DB(DarkBros),TG(Thieves Guild),and the Stormcloaks (Fuck imperials),and btw...Falmerblood Elixir only heals 1 point of hp
@@xanox2003 alright if you want to specify. I am a vampire breton with necromage (which maginifies all effects on you several times just for being a vampire, for example instead of 50% magic resistance for breton it goes up to about 65% give or take) with atronach (alteration skill tree) and the atronach stone making me immune to everything that isnt physical including shouts and poisons. With these skills i absorb all forms of magic instantly recharging my power allowing me to perform massive feats of magic. Add that with a special crown (forgot the name regretfully) that allows me to use a second standing stone of which i use the lord stone increasing my resistance to magic and giving me a slight boost of armor which as a vampire with the necromage skill (restorastion skill tree) the effects are also magnified. So tell me nord. Do you feel lucky?
@@flareardiente434Well,A bit,Since that you are a vampire... people will try to kill you if they see you right?,So it's gonna be hard for you to shop or do quest that includes being in public
@@xanox2003 doesnt matter much since everything i need can be picked off a corpse, and if i ever do get caught well, once you reach higher lvls more and more people tend to have enchanted weapons and unfortunately that is included in my magic immunity. So really its depends on whether they can handle multiple master lvl spells slamming into them one after another.
