Finally another video about our favorite half american, half russian, half japanese, half mongol, half jamaican, half african, half belarusian actor Steven Frederick Seagal :)
You have to be more specific than "American". Sometimes he is a Blackfoot Indian warrior from Idaho, sometimes he is a swamp-man from the Louisiana bayou, sometimes he is a streetwise old black man from Philly... He is truly a melting pot of a man, both in his ethnicity, and his appearance.
I'm 90% sure that when that actress kisses Seagal in Absolution, they used a double for Seagal. When the shot cuts to the backside of his head, the actor has a totally different hair type and product. Pretty sure the actress refused to kiss Seagal...don't blame her at all.
Is it bad that I'm 28 years old and thought that line was kinda good? Like I would laugh so hard if I witnessed someone call somebody else that irl. jfc am I geriatric??
What's older and more out of touch than _BOOMERS_ ? ---- '49er? you know, like people born during the 1849 California Gold Rush? Or like, was he part of the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, which would explain his love for Mother Russia and Vla-DEE-meeer Pooooo-TIN... This might also explain his disdain for his own homeland in the USA----- he's originally form Michigan, if memory serves, ------as well as Seagalls constant insistence that he is Asian/Russian Mongol, Italian, etc..., anything but a simple white guy from the States.... (anyone notice how Steve has a come-and-go "urban" accent, where he likes to call people "White-Boy" a lot, and use other such terms towards white people?....as if HE, HIMSELF, is not WHITE!!!! WTF is THAT about?!)
It's really nice of Adum and Alex to let Ralph out of his cage from time to time to make a new video, tho I still think that for him to have to recite the script of all 3 Madagascar movies to a tee before earning his meal of the day is a little much.
@@Thatonedude917fuck its actually depressing to think about having to memorize an entire script for food or you die I feel like itd take me a week lmao good one. U actually got me thinking
Call me entitled but I'm upset that it took Ralph so long to revisit Steven Seagal. He gave us the first three videos then held out on us for so long. I need my fix 😡
love this comment, but it neglects the fact that they are also getting paid millions of dollars to play make believe which makes it a lot funnier in my opinion
@@itsflyde A NUMBER of dollars for sure, but I doubt the number in case is "millions". Bruce Willis was able to demand and get millions for his dementia retirement fund projects as he actually had prestige and reputation. Stevey Seagal only ever had a reputation of being a pathological liar and a narcissist. Hell, he even started pronouncing his last name as Si-ghal after finding out that a Jewish-French artist Marc Chagall pronounced his name in a similar manner while being born as Moishe Shagal. So, Steven Si-gel became Steven Si-ghal. Though to be fair it IS kinda hard to be taken as a tough guy with a mystical past and origin with such a stereotypical Jewish last name. Benjamin Siegel had to kill so many people that they started calling him Bugsy, as in "crazy", just to be taken seriously.
Oh man. I just imagined John Candy making parodies of Steven Seagal wearing a giant black trenchcoat, orange-tinted sunglasses and a painted-on goatee.
Low stakes conspiracy theory: his female costar in end of a gun was black, so Seagal put on his black accent, neglecting the fact that his costar was black British.
16:02 Absolutely incredible work by the crew. Pause it and go frame by frame (use the , and . keys). Steven has a stovepipe malfunction (empty shell got stuck in slide while trying to eject), and they just said fuck it leave it in.
I think the thing that stands out to me the most about Seagal? He sounds like he's out of breath all the time even when he's not doing anything. Is he doing that intentionally? Is he unable to sound like anything else? But he sounds like he's twice as heavy as he is.
The sad part is that he had a legit carreer and was decent at acting and performing action... Alas he seemed to have always been a narcissic douche so maybe it was meant to end up that way.
Fully convinced Seagull and Austin aren't even on set at the same time in Maximum Conviction, shot reverse shot dialogue where you can only see half of the back of their head, like Sailboat was too fat to get into work that day so they had Austin just emote at the camera for a few minutes and talk at nothing
@@demizson576I mean Steven Seagal never show up on set filming with other actor unless it’s scene of him hunking women , sit and drive. Rest is just body double and back of the head shot
Why do I feel like it would be impossible to meet Steven Seagal in real life because he'd need at least 30 body doubles to get anywhere he needs to go.
Despite the plummeting quality of his films over the last 13 years or so that shockingly seem to never find it's bottom, I still have heavy nostalgia for Out For Justice. When I was a kid I loved the Seagal movies, the Chuck Norris flicks, etc, and in Out For Justice when Seagal goes into the bar and puts the cue ball in the cloth then proceeds to beat the shit outta everyone...that's what I would call peak Seagal.
I found myself thinking about Ralph and his RU-vid channel. It's been a while since I last checked it out. I remember discovering his channel when I first started film school, and it was awesome. His way of looking at movies really opened my eyes and helped me a lot when I was struggling with my own short film projects. But, going back to his channel now, things have changed. Ralph's doing these short reviews instead of the deep dives he used to. I'm not knocking his new stuff...it's just kind of sad for me. It's like a reminder that those film school days are long gone and everything's moved on. It's weird how time flies, and seeing Ralph's channel change kind of brings all those feelings home.
For me, the most funny part of these recent Seagal movies is him throwing constant F-bombs like he's in a Tarantino film but looking so cringely bad while doing it, which is not helped by his worsening appareance.
Every month or so I go on what I call a Seagal Bender and I watch every video about this man I can find including the Ralph and Mista GG vids about his movies and I'm SO excited for another one to add to the list
5:35 The first scene with Steven Segall and Steve Austin. He stares directly at the camera as he walks into the shot, realizes he is doing it, looks down and then looks into the distance lol.
The masterpiece "End Of a Gun" isn't featured in the title to this video. Just think of all the die hard "End of a Gun" fans that could have clicked on this upload! Thank you for the upload, Ralph. Thank you for subjecting yourself to bottom of the barrel Seagal content for our entertainment.
I'd remember Steve Austin being one of these, but I could've sworn Ralph reviewed Absolution already. I've never seen movies so...interchangeable. Even if I was laundering money, I'd still at least try not to make it so obvious lmao
"I was not born on a turnip truck" has got to be in the top 20 of "Uhmm.. yeah that is not as cold and badas as you thought when you wrote it on a napkin in chisel sharpie."
I SO NEEDED THIS UPLOAD💯💪 BTW.....is anyone else waiting for someone to make a compilation with all the weird scenes that Steven has done😂It would be so amazing and weird! It is BS how the streaming services now have anti-vpn messages saying you can’t use them while using their sites!
Steven Seagal actually found his perfect niche film category - "Generic action flick that your 60 year old dad watches on a sunday afternoon while he is slowly drifting off to sleep after his 3rd beer"
Steve Austin must not remember being in maximum convection- I’m starting to think Steven Seagal is a shared delusion of a fever dream we are experiencing rn. 😂 this man isn’t reaaaaal-
I love that his character's name in End of a Gun is Decker. It's now my head cannon that this is the brother of Agent Jack Decker from Tim Heidecker's On Cinema's Decker
Dudes like, “Look, I’ll sit in a chair and say dumb tough guy lines I make up on the spot but I’m not doing any walking, running, standing, etc… forget it.”
Ralph I agree with you on all counts of Steven being a hack, but small nitpick - he is a 7th dan black belt in Aikido, which does make him a martial arts master. Aikido is not flashy or what most people think of when they think of martial arts. It's not about striking, it's about efficient and practical ways of disarming and escaping situations.
This is petty but I find the irony of Ralph complaining about the lighting when the lighting for this video is equally bad. Come on Ralph, are you supposed to be filmed in Heaven or some kind of purgatory with the weird white glow? Come on.
