Steven Seagal stuns UFC Crowd! / Seagal vs Feijao (Full MMA Match) 

Oh didn’t he teach them “how he does it” when fighting his way out of a wet bag of dogshit... 🤔 I thinks so

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

According to Seagal, he taught everyone everything.

They already knew how to do a front kick, but they both said Steve advised them to try it in close proximity face to face fighting, since nobody else was doing or even trying it..

No he whispered please dont hit me lol

He can’t afford that lol

​@@SM-pu1vo you must not know how rich this man is

I belive you.

​@@SM-pu1vo he could afford it though

At least the play along part

You deserve a 1000 likes for this

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Oh my goodness!!! 😆😂🤭 that was worthy of an award lol

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Thats some funny shit but gve the dude a brk he was the real deal … we all get old brother …. Still funny tho i have to admit .. 😂

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They should’ve cast him in “the matrix” movie

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​@@DatFunnieshe tooo slow

That title is held by Chuck Norris

Take your camera find seagal fight him and prove me that his slow.

Spot on lol

Hahahaha

Also works when people try and reach for your plate.

Lmfao u win

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Lol me too

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Your not lying is the funniest part about w

... He might even backdate the footage, and say that this opponent was actually Bruce Lee (after eating a metric fuckload of carbs!)🙄

He is an actor not an expert. Phoney bill macaroni!!!

Seriously

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Lmfaoooo I’m dooone

Best comment I ever seen. 😂

The most underrated comment for sure!

someone pin this comment !!

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Haha, scrolled for this. 😆

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Yes he is.

Best comment 😂

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Actually he'd been a cop this whole time

That's also the first time in 18 years that he performed karate while not sitting in a chair lol. I can't wait for his next straight to DVD movie to be unveiled at the gas station where he now works.

He only did it because he knew there were a dozen donuts waiting for him afterward.

plus 10

But would still beat our asses!

brag?? he's going to film 20 movies about it...

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Remember when he said he was a cop for 20 years? Or that time he fought Bruce Lee? Lol

​@@Tr8nt I'm pretty sure I saw a video of him talking about meeting Bruce. Bullshit, he never met him and he certainly didn't beat him.

That was a fight?

The DTC knock out artist champ 🥱🤭😑😞😴😪 🐷

His signature move is named "Cut! Bring in Stunt Double!" Lol

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That chair's not gonna sit on itself.

@@Jorokusaki Yup, try sitting on it.

He was trying. Sensei trapped and countered everything Feijao had

Chris. Dont do it lol. Not here. You cant win. Just like Feijao couldnt win against the genius of SSS. Shit i just gave him a cool new name

I can't tell if you guys are trolling or not.

@@chrissabbath4551 all I can say is... I aint trolling you😅

@@chrissabbath4551 They’re 100% joking

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Thats and stupid thing to say ... hes clearly dead

Its a slap spar

​@@grambo1887right!!😂😂 Great response 😂

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And Steven looked pretty winded towards the end!

Highly aggressive, I was outraged at Stevens left hand over the head slap. Completely uncalled for and just more Prof that Steven should be considered a lethal weapon. He should be properly permitted just to take himself out into the public square.

Lmaoooo

Yeah he is, otherwise seagal would have fucked him up too badly.

Uhhh more like fighter is lucky to have the honor to spar the legend the myth…….

These dumbasses r saying the guy was taking it easy on him, he is fucking 70 yrs old. Get for real. Try using it🧠

@@bradclem6226 no I'm fully aware of what they're implying. I'm saying seagal is skilled enough to where he'd have the advantage even at that age.

@@Luque956 more like he’s lucky Master Seagal went easy and didn’t feel like using his super lethal secret single poke death touch that makes your scrotum explode and is far too deadly for anybody else to be allowed to wield such power.. Not even the highest regarded and respected martial artists are worthy of learning it

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Hmmmmmm because he's shit! Ha ha what is he a 12th Dan in bullshito? Ha ha

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You're too funny! Bloop* gone. 😁

Play fighting at its best lol 🙄....

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That was cold....😁

Oh yeeeeah😂😂😂

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The only reason I drop by, when I see that he "Shocked" anybody. 🤦‍♂️😂🤷‍♂️

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Lol

That's Messed up bro but funny

James,this is in the running for comment of the YEAR ! Well done,my brother !

​@@Anthony-uf3oz You're just sad mate

couse you are feed biased yt videos about him

I HAVE been reading them all day 😂. I still haven't found what museum he donated the pony tail to 😏. When I cut my hair off I donated it to Locks of Love ... 😬... No!... No, absolutely not 😤 ... I am NOT going one to joke around about a kid going through chemo requesting a prosthetic wig through Locks of Love and receiving Steven's pony tail as their new hair. That is so not funny- and I am definitely not picturing a whole web comic about the pony tail wig giving the kid super powers and the kid be kickin ass and takin names, but there's a dark side cuz the pony tail wig also turns anyone who wears it into a lazy, entitled, narcissistic asshole. Look- I just need to know what became of that goddam pony tail and I don't care how many hours of reading hilarious comments it takes.

​@@poutinedream5066 rumor has it that the pony tail is regaining it's 'chill' in a monastery somewhere.

Lmao I'm following your path right now and I'm howling with laughter

Yes ,I do.

He does so much goofy stuff, which he must imagine looks cool or whatever his thing is. You see him meeting Putin? Seagal gripped his own right wrist with his left hand while shaking hands, the "medieval times handshake" to show you were unarmed. Not that commonly used anymore..

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He's clearly gaining momentum...

I've seen some Filipino Arnis/kali or Penjak Silat drills like that. But it's more a traping or to Perry someone else's strike.

You call this a fight! 😮

I'm not sure either... but he is s big boy tho. I'd say when he was younger he was a machine

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@@willliam1343 food machine

@@anthonyoneill9053 oh bro!!!

That made me giggle

Lol

Lame

It's called Dap

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"Homies handshakes" ? What do you do? The Twink Tip Touch? I hear that's popular in the suburbs you come from. 👉👈

I laughed harder at this than I should have laughed. How dare you type such a comment upon this platform of media conversion, my good man?

I wouldn't say "toying". More like he's "entertaining" ol fatty Segal

Probably received money from him too

I saw the same thing.... Was curious if somebody else had... 😂😅

Yep! F$@&.

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Best comment lollllll

A narcissistic fraud of one but yep still a person

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Underrated comment lol

😂 If I know Steven he has several shakes..

​@@johnromero7492 Several shakes for breakfast, Several for lunch and Several more to tide him over before dinner. 😂

Thank God for depends !

No, he was just exhausted.

​@@freakazoid4691 I was gonna say 😅my man's is genuinely just winded

Anybady seen Ritchieeeee. Fuck that takes me back to when i was a kid watching seagal flicks on cinemax.

Any1 know who killed bobby lupo?!

And I’m going to keep coming back until somebody remember seeing Richie.

Apparently Ritchie on the run for icing bobby lupo, but that's all I know.

He could've shot somebody upstairs!

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Brooooo 💀💀 ur undefeated for this one

@@kidusnigusu4763 thanks bro

You win. Best reply. Period.

Did you mean dinner?

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Snack time

This was the point where he was fat as a house but could still do his hand stuff really well. A few years after this and Steven was riding a chair and could barely emote let alone strike

Love it! He is one of my favorite action stars with the skills of karate & the way he.move it's awesome!

You should see him at a buffet table.

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😆😅🤣😂 slapped the shit out of that omelet

Because they fear Steven Seagal's lightning hands?

I can hear Tom Segura saying it lol

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I've been flying helicopters for like 47 years 😄

You hear that, that s a fapfap , we call it that because of the noise it makes fapfapfapfap....

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Steven has skills ❤ a lot of these new age fighters were inspired by these older martial artist. 😊

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It's a demo

I guarantee he would slap you around pretty easy🤣

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he couldn't, he ate him

Could you do that?

He is a great fighter and help training several fighters, even Brazilian, he is a firmer grace jiu-jitsu student🇧🇷

That's funny because the dude will litaully use a stunt double to walk up stairs 🤣

​@@jamiewoodward4732 fr I saw a clip of that!🤣

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he'll of a reference bro 😂 🤣 this shit had me dying 🤣 😂

you cant get no better than a Cherokee Shaman

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Epic!

This is how Steven normally gives his staged demonstrations, he is directing the other person on where he wants them to "attack", this was one of the few spontaneous demonstrations he has done as F has no clue he is supposed to take it as a que. If Steven did this once a day he might not not a stunt double for walking up steps..

Hand is chamber in that position for back fist

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In his whispering voice

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In reality he should be able of taking out 10.... Candels, by now he's of age respect the dude, imagine in yr dream he takes you out 2...😊

Almost spit out my coffee and burned myself lmao

A nightmare in the kitchen.

Or in his own mind

Jake the joke would sink him, not that thats an accomplishment.

That I’d pay for… even if the “fight” would only last about a minute or two 😅😂🤣

Steven seagal would destroy Jake Paul

@@dylanhillhouse6033 in Seagal's younger years definitely. It wouldn't be fair now..Steven is built like a Thanksgiving Turkey 😆

@@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 yeah you probably right lol In his younger days he would have killed him

Yeah the ones that are never going to get a woman never good for nothing what are they good for I mean they got all the gimmicks they got all the traits they got everything they got money everything and John Claude Van Damme at this time is laying back with every woman you ever even could even put together because he's nobodys sucker and on top of that he paid homage to Latinos Asians and it wasn't bulshit it wasn't fake a lie 🤔

Well everybody was fabricating devices on their own friends I'm not going to say but Latino friends we sat there not even aware and not even the thought ran through any of our minds and it was all fake 🤥 I want to see too much but John Claude Van Damme spoke for every race he had no pride and he was way ahead of all of Europe to he was already in this time and he didn't even realize it 😌

Wtf are they laughing at him

What do you mean you heard it the truth I said it and it's true and there's nothing more true than that Jean-Claude Van Damme if you take his example maybe even you'll make it into heaven so when you sit there and you make comments like that watch what you say because his kids a half Latino to respect

Much love and when you learn how to not cry and whine about everybody else and how they're real men and you become a man a real man like John Claude Van Damme and you love Latinos like me and every Latino you can do the same thing the John Claude Van Damme is doing trust me don't fake it with us we know now and Long live every legend that would fight for him and love that man 💝🇩🇴🤙

nice yet he was paid $1000,000.00 not just to play along but to avoid the hair piece

​@@mrsmithwestern8405 loool u joker. Man said avoid the Hair piece😂

paid actor 😂😂😆

Sea Gal was lucky it wasn't an actual MMA fight...

btw, my Seahawks take huge offense to Steven taking on the name of our cheerleaders...

He's giving himself self-pat on the shoulder diligently

Nah, he's showing to the guy - that's where you touch me, just there. It'll work, don't worry, I've done this countless times. Yeah, right here (** continues to touch his shoulders **)

Lunch and dinner