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Today I want to talk about the viral sensation Corey Harris caused when he zoomed into court for his suspended license case while driving.
I also talk about ridiculously heavy babies and the time I was asked to hold one for 5 minutes and my life almost changed forever.
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@JoshJohnsonComedy 2 месяца назад

Hi Friends make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 30th

@Yarnballer 2 месяца назад

You definitely need to show yourself on camera when doing Zoom court so that there is no question it is you participating in the trial. One judge in Atlanta even requires your Zoom ID/device ID be your name. If things don’t match you are not credited for appearing. Some courts not only use Zoom but also have official RU-vid channels since courts are supposed to be open to the public. Some wipe content at end of day, some don’t. The difference even between states … it’s up to each judge and judges in the same state can do things differently. There are also legal (ie, lawyers) content creators who provide color commentary. Amazing the number of people with suspended/revoked licenses who don’t stop to think of calling in from a park. PS: Judge Simpson ROCKS when it comes to dignifying a defendant (ie, not ripping someone a new one) when giving them an appropriate check on their comprehension of reality. If you ever want to see him in his prime, search for his Moorish Sovereign Citizen videos.

@michaeleggimann106 2 месяца назад

Yeah but you can hold the phone down and have some trouble for a second while you get your shit parked and shuffle to passenger side.

@thatdjiswild 2 месяца назад

AND 1 MILLION BY END OF SUMMER! YOU WILL BE THERE IN NO TIME.

@saint-miscreant 2 месяца назад

speaking of SovCits, i would LOVE to hear Josh riffing on them a bit. the iceberg of insanity goes DEEP. munecat’s video about them is a thing of beauty in its batshit-ness

@michaelhenry2297 2 месяца назад

Women wanting to be men.😢.

@FishareFriendsNotFood972 2 месяца назад

Him NEVER having had a driver's license was the plot twist no one saw coming 🤣

@AminaPhilosophy 2 месяца назад

😂😂

@JLF201 2 месяца назад

This was the first I heard of that update. And, I did not see it coming. It sounded like enough of a mess after the first update!

@DennisMoore664 2 месяца назад

It was wild how the story went back and forth for a few days and got progressively more insane.

@txjchacha1163 2 месяца назад

The initial clowning The apologies about the supposed error about his license Then the update about no license at all was a rollercoaster ride😂

@stohelit57 2 месяца назад

I like Judge Simpson, this was such a plot twist. And the way that Simpson tore him up in court was just lovely.

@KHN.RVA.28 2 месяца назад

Days later the very same judge had a case for a guy on a drug charge AS HES ROLLED & SMOKED A BLUNT while waiting in the zoom waiting room

@Brandeebleue 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

@ninjalectualx 2 месяца назад

Based tho

@paytonpryor 2 месяца назад

Court's stressful man. 😂

@kale936 2 месяца назад

I fought a cannabis DUI stoned the entire time and in the end I forced the judge to drop the charges in the interest of justice, so it isn't impossible to do all this stoned lol

@azzazelynn988 2 месяца назад

What's tragic is that I don't know if you're joking or not 😂😂😂

@mamawray 2 месяца назад

How about the case of domestic violence with a restraining order where the guy zooms in from his victim's house. And the prosecutor recognized the house and immediately sent the cops.

@arcane7298 2 месяца назад

Oh yeah. I remember that one. That was wild.

@txjchacha1163 2 месяца назад

Her attorney talked to Natalie Lawyerchick about how that went down. It was wild. There were updates as well.

@lovegoddess2040 2 месяца назад

I believe i saw that one or something similar

@awalker8371 2 месяца назад

That was so scary for her. I’m glad she was able to her help

@NYCLiving25 2 месяца назад

I remember that one. He was in another room but in the same house. That's scary as hell!

@stygiantoaster1054 2 месяца назад

Babies do have that wet noodle defense mechanism. If they don’t want you holding them, you will know it.

@lilykep 2 месяца назад

It's like they *know* when you don't know how to hold them.

@lovegoddess2040 2 месяца назад

That baby knew Josh didn't have a clue 😂 poor Josh hahaha

@gigiarmany4332 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@elsagreen1476 2 месяца назад

The cat strategy. Be liquid. They can't hold liquid

@kathymisuraca5047 Месяц назад

I had an 8 lb cat that would suddenly weigh 50 lbs when I started to bend over and pick her up. Her legs would stiffen and I just gave up when I saw she was going to do magic.

@ConsecDesign 2 месяца назад

my mother drove without a license or insurance HER ENTIRE ADULT LIFE until she was 60 when i found out and made her go get one

@Matt-xc6sp 2 месяца назад

We stan an ungovernable libertarian queen 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

@hotmixxable 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂Your mom was covered by her angels 😇. Bless her heart.

@queencleopatra007 2 месяца назад

Lmao my grandfather was like that too. Taught all his children how to drive, meanwhile never had a license of his own 🤷🏾‍♀️

@carrington2949 2 месяца назад

Country folk do it all the time.

@sherrigrant573 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@maureenrobertshaw7375 2 месяца назад

My favorite Zoom hearing of all time was the lawyer that appeared as a cat on camera and said he was prepared to move forward with the case, as a cat. Said lawyer also made the statement, "Your honor, I am not actually a cat". Pure gold.

@biancajade728 2 месяца назад

❤that one 😂

@msteach3082 2 месяца назад

I remember that. 😂Really sir? Are you suuuure you’re not a cat? 😂😂

@PHILDR85 2 месяца назад

"Your honor, I'm not a cat "🤣🤣🤣

@tracybanks9558 Месяц назад

@@maureenrobertshaw7375 was so good

@denisemcdougal6445 2 месяца назад

True babies can magically become dead weight when they don’t want to be held.

@phantasyphotography3813 2 месяца назад

Wait, are there fake babies? lol

@talypo 2 месяца назад

That is exactly what i was thinking, lmao. Like wait......true babies, lmao....what does that even mean, lmao 😂@phantasyphotography3813

@talypo 2 месяца назад

@@phantasyphotography3813 I think they meant: True, babies..... not True babies..... punctuation is very important even though we have people who do not use it anymore, lol

@jbennett3067 2 месяца назад

Yes, a changeling would have been much more cooperative.

@DT-dc4br 2 месяца назад

Babies; haven't got the muscles to lift their heads up, but can still magically go perfectly rigid when it's time to put them in a car seat.

@DarukaEon 2 месяца назад

If you haven't seen the court case, Josh's impression of a very perplexed judge is no overexaggeration. Ha ha ha ha ha!

@wordforger 2 месяца назад

Wish he'd added the Prosecutor trying to hold it together. That was also pretty funny.

@antwarior 2 месяца назад

what is it called?

@theblahofblah1681 2 месяца назад

@@antwarior "Watch: Michigan man with suspended license joins court hearing via Zoom, while driving"

@antwarior 2 месяца назад

@@theblahofblah1681 thanks

@bblcommisions 2 месяца назад

@@wordforger Same that part was freaking hilarious and I wish he talked about the shirt too.

@alinaigrad 2 месяца назад

"I know so much law, I'm a judge and I don't know what's happening right now." 😂😂😂

@valeriewalkerwhite9525 2 месяца назад

I’m a retired paralegal and I’m perplexed also..😂😂😂

@nsimmonds 2 месяца назад

Something that I love about these bits from you is that you don't see a headline and write a punchline, you actually research the case, or the tiktok video, or whatever, and provide commentary. Yeah, that's necessary to give the audience context, but you could be making lazy jokes and instead you actually always know details.

@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 2 месяца назад

I know right, and to think that Google is only almost 30 years old now…

@arimonroe7060 Месяц назад

Makes the jokes funnier if you the viewer happen to be following the same details of whatever topic he brings up

@margaretkennedy2520 2 месяца назад

I work in a courthouse. We're mostly back to in-person appearances but we still have some "zoom" hearings and they have been WILD. 🍿

@awalker8371 2 месяца назад

Court employee also. Yes the zoom hearings are always crazy 👀👀😂😂😂😂

@origamikiddo2625 2 месяца назад

The zoom meetings make sense for some things or lawyers/clients in diff states, but I'm sure you miss a lot zooming in, like the chit chat and repore building. Also how the heck do you spell reporte?? Edit - got it, rapport. Man spell check has made me dumb.

@ananananabop 2 месяца назад

“Trying to pick this baby up from the ground was like Thor’s Hammer” 🤣

@bubbles784 2 месяца назад

Whosoever holds this -hammer- baby, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of -THOR- Diaper-Changer!

@tomcooper3819 2 месяца назад

We seriously need to get this man a prime time nightly news show! Fallon isn’t even funny, replace him

@patdwyer5204 2 месяца назад

He is doing bits on " The Daily Show " as a reporter that are funny(Comedy Central)

@jonathanhill6064 2 месяца назад

Nah, let Josh be. He's killin it with the weekly youtube bits and the Daily Show spots. Also, leave Fallon alone. Where's your hyper-successful comedy career? Where funny = success?

@PhullyNo1 2 месяца назад

Fallon has never been funny. He’s just friendly and the industry knows they can control every word out of his mouth while he fake laughs along.

@publicuser2534 2 месяца назад

Replace Fallon for sure

@taylo7 2 месяца назад

Josh taking over The Daily Show would be epic and just a good fit. I think so anyway.

@ladytaylor4299 2 месяца назад

Funniest part was the attorney still asking for a dismissal which led the judge to say but he's currently driving, and we're here for a suspended license. I'm going to need him to report to jail at 7pm tonight 😂

@Codacoli 2 месяца назад

Yeah that court appointed attorney was really trying hard to get him off. Props to her for even trying, the part where she was like “I’ll speak to you later” probably to yell at him lol.

@Taricus 2 месяца назад

You forgot my favorite part... When dude was pulling into the parking spot, in his happiest and most chipper voice, he goes, "I'm pulling in riiiiiiiiiiiiiight now..." and then parks.... And he had this proud look on his face like he was looking all good and happy and responsible LOL! When the judge said he was driving to his lawyer, his face just DROPPED LOL! He was like, "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!" just like over and over like he had just been blindsided by it LOLOLOL!

@Dizzle93 2 месяца назад

As a man with no ass and seven younger siblings, I’m very well versed in the hip-hike and I’m so glad that another man has brought up how difficult it is to hold a baby in your hip, with no hips. 😂😂😂

@randygoforth3152 2 месяца назад

Anytime he says "I don't know if y'all saw" you know it's gonna be good 😆

@00MzAngel00 2 месяца назад

But seriously babies are no help, my son used to throw himself back 🤦🏽‍♀️

@Junierox 2 месяца назад

Mine would do it immediately after nursing. Learned after about the 3rd time to anticipate but they almost got dropped 😅

@Just1Nora 2 месяца назад

The neck arch! Bruh, that is crazy! I had my niece keep doing it when I tried holding her as a newborn. I sat down and laid her on my chest like a little froggy. She quit. Took a nap. 😅

@zoemcgonegal7734 2 месяца назад

My daughter did that too - And she thought it was funny!

@margaretconnor5623 Месяц назад

I kicked myself out of my dad's arms completely. Mom and dad panicked and drove me to the hospital. I was fine, it was my parents who needed to be medicated with how panicked they were

@Fern635 2 месяца назад

Motherhood is wild. It's shocking how quickly a Fabergé egg becomes a sack of potatoes 😂

@Lixtab 2 месяца назад

This is a fabulous (and apt) description.

@erinmac4750 2 месяца назад

Well said! ✊😸🌻

@edwardallenthree 2 месяца назад

Josh, here's part of the reason why the mother had so little difficulty with the baby, when you had so much: Mama's been picking up that baby since the baby was smaller, and the baby's been getting bigger everyday, leading to muscle growth everyday, so a little bit harder for workout each day.

@janeeyre1990 2 месяца назад

The baby might be more cooperative with mama too

@MissJIF 2 месяца назад

And you just explained why raising my puppy into a big barrel-chested Rottweiler I could still pick him up morning noon and night, but now over a year after he passed I strain when picking up new adult rescue who weighs less. Whew! Thought my arms were having a problem😂

@tessie7e777 2 месяца назад

@@janeeyre1990only if mama is firm. They smell uncertainty. lol

@CrustaceousB 2 месяца назад

I recently dated a single mom and discovered this situation as well. I'm decently strong and she's like 5 ft nothing but her muscle structure has adapted to handle holding her baby for a really long time where is mine just adapted to lift weights occasionally😂

@edwardallenthree 2 месяца назад

@@CrustaceousB I miss my arms from the year the twin boys where two. I was a stay at home dad.

@mickeyoshea2035 2 месяца назад

The week after that case, Judge Cedrick Simpson had a theft case, and the defendant zoomed in while hot-wiring a car.

@Crystallion27 2 месяца назад

Please tell me you’re joking 😅

@armynurseshark 7 дней назад

With Judge Simpson cases, you never know😂

@notfunnybutfunny7333 2 месяца назад

That never had a license was a huge plot twist

@emmyknowsbeauty810 2 месяца назад

Yes!

@Annonymight 2 месяца назад

Judge Simpson's Court is pure comedy. The folx that end up in it are hilarious like the one lady who failed her driver's test like 10 times and wouldn't get her license back until she learned to parallel park. By the time she got to hearing # 5, the whole court was rooting for her, including the judge. "You're back again?"

@bobspldbckwrds 2 месяца назад

The mom came back and neither of you were crying, A+ performance.

@katedonald5661 2 месяца назад

That judge was like: c'mon give me something i can work with.

@ghost_elder 2 месяца назад

You just know it's going to be great when Josh begins a story with "I don't know if you all..."

@maps_x 2 месяца назад

"I don't know if y'all saw..." is my new favorite phrase

@Dzokhar 2 месяца назад

I feel for that lady who just had a C-section. Back to back like Kendrick.

@_masterofnone_ 2 месяца назад

@drphot6050 2 месяца назад

They Not Like Us!

@RLS1 2 месяца назад

Lmao 🤣

@MissJIF 2 месяца назад

Say O-V-HO!😂

@dahyanag4128 2 месяца назад

STOPPPP 😂😂😂@@MissJIF

@InfinitelyRay 2 месяца назад

I knew a guy that was sent to 30 days in jail for a suspended license cause he had some prior driving convictions. But his license was suspended due to a clerical error and when the evidence from the BMV was brought to the prosecutor he said tough. Guy was scared with a threat of 6 months in jail and panicked and took the deal. That prosecutor should be disbarred for that. Clear prosecutorial misconduct.

@jatzi1526 Месяц назад

Eh even if the license shouldn't have been suspended the dude still drove thinking it was suspended. So he was in the wrong so yeah 30 days in jail makes sense. That's a pretty light sentence anyways

@InfinitelyRay Месяц назад

@@jatzi1526 actually you are wrong there. He did not know his license had been marked suspended. He was driving with the firm belief that his license was in good standing. Because it was in good standing. And he immediately got a ride to the bmv to figure out what had happened. Sorry if I didn’t present all the facts in a way to make that clear.

@InfinitelyRay Месяц назад

@@jatzi1526 that isn’t a light sentence. Tell me you know nothing about criminal law without telling me you know nothing about criminal laws. A light sentence is a small fine. Maybe a few days in jail. 30 days is not a light sentence. For a driving offense that did not lead to any injuries or significant damage to property this is excessive. Even for a DUI in my state for an uncomplicated first offense no injuries no property damage no refusals to submit to a breathalyzer test or blood test no blood alcohol over the highest threshold OUI it’s 48 hours, and based on severity and priors it can be up to 6 months jail for the lowest level felony, a class C. So don’t call 30 days a light sentence. You don’t know what you are talking about. We aren’t talking about a murder or an SA case. We aren’t talking about assault. We aren’t talking about drug trafficking. We are talking about a guy who literally had no idea his license was suspended that got pushed into taking a bad deal by a corrupt politician.

@williamcrowe2576 2 месяца назад

Trying to get away with the very crime he's charged with, and all while on a Zoom call with the court. That takes balls.

@Oonagh72 2 месяца назад

My mom has forever said that a woman can always carry her own child. My son got sick once and her was about 95 pounds at the time. He was 12 or 13. I’m 130, and I was able to pick him up and carry him.

@AK-jt7kh 2 месяца назад

That is so damn cool

@Just1Nora 2 месяца назад

The adrenaline kicks in. Nature says, "This gonna hurt later, but we gotchu!" Love does amazing things to our bodies in so many different ways. My parents are in their 70s, and I'm over 200 lbs, so I doubt they could carry me, but if I gotta fireman carry Dad outta the house, I'll do it. He had a heart attack a year ago and was able to walk outside to the ems stretcher, which wouldn't fit, but I'd have been ready to carry him. I had the adrenaline! 😅 He's okay after a heart cath. Quick thinking and calm acting kept him safe.

@gemini2236 2 месяца назад

Facts! Mom strength is on a different level. 💪

@VoltasP 2 месяца назад

I'd be so pissed if I was a juror, having to physically show up in nice clothes, and the accused was zooming in while wearing sweats and running errands.

@rimothytimothy1398 2 месяца назад

It's hearings for fines and shit, not jury trials. Yeesh

@klee88029 2 месяца назад

I have seen quite a few of these cases on RU-vid and all of them have been bench trials by a Judge, no juries. But I agree with you, if I had to show up in person to serve on a jury and the Defendant got to attend via cyberspace, I would not be happy about that. 👍🧓

@MuzerlinaV 2 месяца назад

What’s awesome is when you can tell that a judge is stalling for time, letting the defendant talk and talk… Until you can hear the police knocking on the person’s door to take them to jail.

@williamhornabrook8081 2 месяца назад

Hot tip for jury duty: dress like shit and the lawyers will probably block you.

@WaitAMinute1989 2 месяца назад

And driving!!!!

@MsMookalate 2 месяца назад

As a mother to a big baby as my first child. We carried that little solid cuteness for 9 months our back and knees adjusted to the pain.😂😂😂

@ganbaroteam6547 2 месяца назад

New level unlocked: Josh does smooth physical comedy! That felt heavy man 🤣🤣🤣

@katedonald5661 2 месяца назад

"I will mute everybody in here," 😂😂😂

@jessicap1142 2 месяца назад

I will never not laugh at men calling a baby it and being completely perplexed by how to handle them. Like he might be less intimidated by handling an actual space alien. 😂😂

@russdoesstuff 2 месяца назад

I voted for this one. Can't wait.

@publicuser2534 2 месяца назад

You can vote?

@Emmaem111 2 месяца назад

@@publicuser2534 Yeah! In his community posts!

@publicuser2534 2 месяца назад

@@Emmaem111 word

@abananab4704 2 месяца назад

I knew Corey was used to driving w/o a license when I saw that video. He called while driving without even thinking about it.

@First._.Last. 2 месяца назад

I've watched a great deal of Judge Simpson, and from what I've seen, he is a very thorough and solution-oriented judge. Even with people who are unbelievably dense or obnoxious- he really tries to make sure that they get a fair shake. He also handles landlord/tenant cases, and I respect how hard he tries to help people who are in really hard spots. Even when he's a little grouchy. When he puts his head in his hands, something good is about to happen. 😅

@cbozant3428 2 месяца назад

I like how he casually will say his bailiffs name mid sentence. Somebody going to jail 😂

@First._.Last. 2 месяца назад

@@cbozant3428 ~ Hah-hah!!!!

@armynurseshark 7 дней назад

“Mr. Allen”

@dopplarwaves 2 месяца назад

As a new mom of a chunky 1.5 year old, i was crying laughing at your story at the end. Thank you for the laugh!

@pellep7722 2 месяца назад

The judge has super powers, apparently he has the ability to make people be themselves whenever they see him 😂

@carpooltonal 2 месяца назад

Can't wait to see Josh's take on the irony of this story.

@gtimes03 2 месяца назад

Wait. What irony are you referring to?

@carpooltonal 2 месяца назад

@@gtimes03 The fact that he was driving while being charged for driving, I knew Josh would have some jokes using the irony of the situation. Which I believe he did especially from the judges perspective. Lol

@SeriousMoh 2 месяца назад

Wait, did you write this comment before watching the video?

@zumateen 2 месяца назад

@SeriousMoh the video was scheduled and he wrote this comment an hour before this video was posted

@SeriousMoh 2 месяца назад

@@zumateen Oh okay, makes sense now. Thanks for clearing it up.

@zippyspring 2 месяца назад

"I know so much law that I am a judge."

@lis6041 2 месяца назад

When I was 15-16 I babysat for a couple in my church. They had two boys, a toddler and a baby, and after a while that baby learned to walk. And naturally, after walking comes “hugging”. So, one day when I was sitting on the floor with the toddler talking about trucks and stuff, I hear heavy breathing behind me and then two thick, sticky STRONG baby arms wrap around my neck. The baby was strangling me from behind. He couldn’t speak yet and he definitely didn’t understand “hrggghhgg!” He was so strong I really had to work to get him off me and after that I needed a moment to just sit on the stairs. Sticky and defeated.

@johnp5250 2 месяца назад

I pretty much get all my news from Josh at this point. Thanks for the Kendrick Lamar referral, have not been able to stop listening.

@blackjackcwc 2 месяца назад

I'm in the uk and s staying up for this one

@MelissaChapin 2 месяца назад

Me too!

@publicuser2534 2 месяца назад

Hello my half countryman from USA 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸

@malindarayallen 2 месяца назад

This is license inception.😅

@marshallsalmon6924 2 месяца назад

"Your life will be over. The baby's life will be over." LMFAO I'm literally WHEEZING from that delivery! Easily the best comic of our age.

@ahub87 2 месяца назад

Another funny part to the Cory story. When he showed up to court he was wearing a t-shirt with “Trust Me” on the front and fingers crossed 🤞🏾 on the back. He went in there wearing a t-shirt implying he’s a liar.

@lavieenlavande 2 месяца назад

Wow, I had no idea what happened at the end of that case-wild! Thank you for giving us two sets this week! I selfishly voted for that option and I’m grateful for the extra laughter. You have such a great way of telling a story 👏

@KathyPamela 2 месяца назад

I love how you address this topic with such honesty.

@burnferris 2 месяца назад

Ironic, coming from Mr Bot over here. So honest in your stolen picture, stolen comment and scam link in your profile. Nice.

@andi.4pf 2 месяца назад

Driving without a license became Corey’s personality 🤭

@orcoastgal 2 месяца назад

Bailiff should put the offenders in a breakout room for time out!

@eyesonthepiescc 2 месяца назад

He's a magician. Getting a license suspended without a licence?

@edwardallenthree 2 месяца назад

Babies are heavy. Imagine twins.

@michaelbolton-iw2cu 2 месяца назад

Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill burr, Patriciece O'Neal, Katt Williams, Mooney... my faves, u got it Josh. After years of watching u have mastered the craft of YOU

@Hunnypooh18 2 месяца назад

I can't believe he didn't touch on the lawyer trying to be slick and ask for a recess before the judge could see the docket.

@carpooltonal 2 месяца назад

Can't wait to see him live in Denver on the 26th. It's gonna be my first live stand up and I'm so excited that it is Josh. It's like having Prince be your first concert!!

@ElaineLoyd 2 месяца назад

It's crazy he never got a license. I am blind and Texas gave me a license just cause I was old enough to have one never even filled out any paperwork 😂😂

@saint-miscreant 2 месяца назад

that’s insane, didn’t you have to at least pass a driving test?

@queencleopatra007 2 месяца назад

Texas doesn't require their drivers to take a test?

@blueshepard1656 2 месяца назад

@@queencleopatra007 that literally makes no sense! How can you get a license without passing a test??? What's next? Doctors can iperste without graduating? Wtf???

@g355150 2 месяца назад

Yeah, that's 🧢🧢🧢🧢

@ianbyrne465 2 месяца назад

@@blueshepard1656It's probably an ID card. They give them to people who can't/don't want to drive, but still need some form of legal identification. It doesn't allow you to drive, but it acts like a driver's license anytime you need to show a form of ID. Very easy to get, no tests required.

@amybellamy4362 2 месяца назад

It’s just the perfect feeling whenever Josh says “I don’t know if y’all saw…“

@drphot6050 2 месяца назад

Corey's Zoom call will now live in infamy... Thanks bro!

@littlewoodimp 2 месяца назад

Judge Simpson has developed a great sense of humour and paces himself well. Over his many decades of listening to BS he must have thought he'd seen & heard it all, till Zoom. 😂

@FanFicnic 2 месяца назад

My husband went through the same crap with a suspended/not suspended license. It was a MESS. We are still dealing with it and the infraction was in 2018.

@OneBadAssMoMo 2 месяца назад

I work from home, and when I am having one of those days, I listen to you between calls 😂 definitely does wonders for my mood!

@hollymorris785 2 месяца назад

So enjoyed this, thank you!! Holding a baby made my cheeks hurt, and I don't think you could have been more spot on with the moments you were doing Judge Simpson's expressions, looked just like his! Thanks again! 🤓

@DaveTheMagicalChiken 2 месяца назад

After having a crappy day at work on my birthday it was really nice to come home and enjoy your comedy. Thanks for the bday gift❤

@teresajohnson142 2 месяца назад

Happy Birthday Dave!!🎉

@DaveTheMagicalChiken 2 месяца назад

@teresajohnson142 thank you 🙂

@nikkidcoe 2 месяца назад

Happy Birthday 🥳

@nikkidcoe 2 месяца назад

Happy Birthday 🥳

@maureenrobertshaw7375 2 месяца назад

In Minnesota a condition of attending a Zoom hearing is having your camera on. However, there is an option to call in to court on the phone. If you call in, no camera is necessary. I have never heard a judge say "Wow". Ever.

@Dany_Stormborn 2 месяца назад

Thank you Josh…. You never know when someone just needs 15 mins of levity and laughter to keep them from…. All things stupid 😅 You have been that person for me this past month and I appreciate what you do so much! Much love 💖

@shadowprince4482 2 месяца назад

Parent: "Can you hold my baby real quick please?" Me: "I'd rather hold Caesium-137"

@arianejohn6083 2 месяца назад

I really appreciated that last bit. US moms love you!!! Thank you

@lornadune6024 2 месяца назад

Depending on where this was, there is a separate code section for driving without a license (as in you never got drivers license) versus driving on a suspended license (you have a drivers license but you did something to get it suspended like DUI or didn’t pay a traffic fine). People often get them confused.

@Primalxbeast 2 месяца назад

The place where he lives suspends people's licenses for the non payment of child support. If you don't have a license, it's your ability to possess one that is suspended. When they charged him, they must have noticed the suspension without the fact that he never had one showing up right away.

@HazelwithaZ 2 месяца назад

That hip thing must be an instinct. I'm female and it just happens when I hold babies. I don't have my own kids, or big hips, but I just start bouncing them and walking around anytime I hold one. 🤷🏼

@AnaPie896 2 месяца назад

Same! 😂 I’m shaped like the letter P and have no kids of my own but I can hip bump any baby I hold up

@nacenimu 2 месяца назад

Ait until you have one and start hip bumping groceries too

@jc3m 2 месяца назад

Did you babysit growing up/take care of younger siblings? We’re socialized from childhood (dolls, anyone?) to carry babies. I know multiple men who literally never carried a baby until they had one of their own, which just blows my mind.

@AnaPie896 2 месяца назад

@@jc3m this makes sense, I babysat a LOT while I was in high school and then worked at a daycare part time while I did my undergraduate degree

@vickisudler 2 месяца назад

I'm so addicted to Josh making me laugh..... 😂😂😂

@bigmixx75 2 месяца назад

If the bailiff was on zoom when that guy dove over the bench, that would have been something wild

@azzazelynn988 2 месяца назад

I went to look up the Zoom court thing and that really is literally the _blackest_ judge that i ever done seen. Bro fumbled that bag all up and down the field. 💀💀💀

@D415h4n34 2 месяца назад

😂 somethin tells me him and Sally aren't gonna be parents ANY time soon🤣🤣🤣

@adamantinerebelle7578 2 месяца назад

🤣 The Fact That His Lawyer Tried to Ask For a Continuance Was Hilarious! I Guess A For Effort 🤷🏾‍♀️😂 Josh Is Funny AF

@catxmas 2 месяца назад

I know the wife of the judge. She was my daughter's preschool teacher.

@gracie5497 2 месяца назад

Other funny zoom court moments, a doctor zoomed into his court hearing in the middle of a surgery, and another guy was caught zooming in from the same house as the victim for a DV case that had a restraining order 🤦🏾‍♀️

@mamawray 2 месяца назад

I saw that DV case. That was effed up. Props to that prosecutor.

@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 месяца назад

Cat lawyer will always be my favorite

@GhostBear3067 2 месяца назад

A lawyer in Chile got in trouble for zooming into court while having sex.

@vera39440 2 месяца назад

I do love "hoo" laughers, that do a little owl impression to decompress or something every time they're done laughing

@1midnightfish 2 месяца назад

I was soooo looking forward to Josh talking about that driving case... the BBC showed us the original video a few weeks ago, I watched it three times in a row 🤣 Josh's impression of the judge was *on point* and the follow-up is gold! A vile ex of mine drove for decades without a license, and I don't mean to be narcissistic but... the resolution of this whole affair feels like a personal gift. Thank you, Honorable Cedric Simpson, and thank you Josh!

@jessicageorge9136 2 месяца назад

Judge Simpson is my FAVORITE judge to watch online!! He is kind but takes no BS.

@AndiVibez 2 месяца назад

You sir are an international treasure, I was sitting in the front row at ur levity live show. And lemme tell ya, you got moxie kid 😉

@9godofthe6ix 2 месяца назад

I’ve been in a zoom meeting where a dude had a suspended license for distracted driving and he was driving while in the court meeting. Judge told him I’m not speaking on your matter today.

@KthrnMaurer 2 месяца назад

I FINALLY GOT TICKETS FOR YOUR TUCSON SHOW!!!! So so so so glad you switched to a larger theater!!! I'll be second row!!!! So so so excited!!!!

@juliebiggerbear7300 2 месяца назад

I had to pause and watch this thing. Not only was this genius of the first water driving while suspended, he was driving, while using his phone, while suspended, and out on bond for previously driving with a suspended license. I once dated a guy who had his drivers license suspended. I offered to take him places whenever he needed, he had other friends, who offered to take him places whenever he needed. He got arrested for driving with a suspended license again. And this time he went to jail. And I decided I did not need to have that kind of stupid in my life. 😂😂😂😂

@dragonesswings 2 месяца назад

Came for the zoom chat on wheels, stayed for the extremely accurate description of holding a baby you weren’t fully prepared for

@Bokertko 2 месяца назад

F the algo of weekly and waiting. Josh came through gor what we wanted and I'm thankful

@creativeandfunnyname3744 2 месяца назад

Josh's recreation of the slipping pose is a real treat

@nicholasagnew2792 2 месяца назад

Nobody better doubt my man Cedric, unless they want to get bodied again. He's the blackest judge in America, he can't afford to make any mistakes.

@janeeyre1990 2 месяца назад

He got suspended for trying to cover up an employee's DUI

@jimhawkins6480 2 месяца назад

I saw the court case of the guy he was talking about! Everybody including his lawyer were like, whuuuut?! The judge ordered him to turn himself into jail by close of business that day.

@andiekbear5681 2 месяца назад

Just bought Hartford tickets, so stoked to see you live!

@vanessawhitneypro 2 месяца назад

Always brilliant stand up from you, Josh! Appreciate it.

@Sicaughtik 2 месяца назад

Man I love seeing your videos take off. I've been vibing with your sets since way back when you first did the joke about the blind dude. You're such a talented man I'm proud just to have known about you early on. Can't wait to see what the future holds for you, Josh.