Taylor Tomlinson Resents Hot Chicks | Netflix Is A Joke 

Same! 🤣

She really called me out

...my parents call me an old soul

@@boogienorbert1596 *ouch*

ants cant attack an elephant

Right?

Yeah doesn’t use repetition actually which is an interesting style.

@Shaymer Repitition just means to repeat yourself. A lot of people do it even in everyday conversations, where they feel the need to rephrase the same information 3 different ways before they let you get a word in. It just wastes time, and shows a total lack of brevity.

@@noxious89123 ohh brevity! Nice word, I hadn't heard, yet.

She's hilarious but she could use a couple more pauses actually, she burns through a lot of material really quickly. Like the young Louis CK

My heart also skipped a beat because we were partnered randomly.

I legitimately CRINGED

Thought I was the only one for my whole life

alagalag I’ve only ever had like 1 friend so whenever the teacher would ay partner up I would be like “Dear Lord please tell me she isn’t absent”....she was always absent because her mom would take her to Dodger games

I kinda froze because I don't like doing group work. I prefered to be by myself because I wasn't very social in school and didn't really have any friends in my classes, so I had no one I wanted to work with

MlaG V awwwwww, it’s okay. Do you need a hug? 🤪😂🤪😂🤪😂

she did it to my childhood too

Nice humble brag chica!

@@mlagv4045 I figured you meant you were hot. Nevermind. The years have been good to you then.

@@mdredheadguy1979 it's ok man, it gets better.

I dunno you look really approachable to me...

Quick nows your chance.

More likely, the kind of people who really think you're cute aren't great at approaching anyone. That's the land I've usually hovered in most of my life. It's so much more complex than a hot/cute/not breakdown. :) P.S. Can't offer an opinion on your physical cuteness though, that avatar is way too small.

Hey me too ✋

If thats you on the pfp imma keep it a buck with you you pretty ugly ma boy

Whoa... so many people think that woman was hot? lol... okay. Way too much forehead real estate for me. Looks like her eyebrows are chasing her hairline away.

@Shaymer this might just be the most wholesome thing I've seen on a RU-vid comment section

@@oggaming7362 I‘m sure she‘d be devastated to hear that😂

I had a friend who was so pretty when I first sat next to her in class, I looked at her face and dead as walked out and asked to transfer classes. She ended up being the sweetest person ever and we had some good times

@@oggaming7362 Some people are pretty in the front but not on the profile. She was probably very pretty in front

@@crumbsies I'll definitely have to check that out, thanks

Same

“Disguised as comedy”. That’s a lot of mental gymnastics. And how is it different from other Stand-Up, she just called people a loser to their face. What kind of shit are you normally watching

@@BanditoBurrito she called herself a loser and then took the audience with her. It's part of her comedic persona

@@BanditoBurrito Angry people are mostly focus on the subject and deflect personal responsibility for any issues that they are complaining about in their routines. This was her directing most of the roasts at herself, talking openly about how her resentments had nothing to do with other people.

Visda58 I think that’s just called a friend

@@zachpw Never really turned into a friendship.

@@zachpw It's more of a... "You get to wear a red shirt so I don't kill you when I shoot up the school" deal.

I wonder if he tells the same story but with a slightly different view. "There was this guy who thought he was better than me, but didn't realize I was just being friendly to him because nobody else would."

That's what he also tells himself

I'm not even in school anymore and that sentence still fills me with dread.

It does to us all. Even after we've passed through the eye of the storm that trauma never leaves. Also... I was the one thing worse than a loser. I was the smart kid.

@@healerofthewaters6508 try being both. i learned to just sleep through class and ace the tests to get through it. the teacher had the mercy to not bother me about it. i was also voted most likely to shoot up the school and being 28 doesnt help at all, i still hear the same shit from people at work

@@bradhaines3142 I have so much to look forward too!! :”)

@@itzelramirez4801 well it depends, your middle school experience is a good sign of how high school is going to be. you do have a chance to change it but that's up to you

Apparently it's cool now. Will wonders never cease. Being a nerd is now the it thing

oh- my god this was exactly me seriously when she said the partner up thing i got war flashbacks 😭😭

My own parents called me an “old soul”. It took me till now to realize what that meant

I'm in the same boat friend. You want to make friends but high school kids are jerks. Books are now my real Bffs.

Doesn't get any easier after 40 either..

I’m 27 and that shit stings worse than getting a wisdom tooth removed without local anesthesia. I speak from experience.

@@Dr_Monitor that must've been fun....

Last kid picked for phys ed basketball. Oh yeah. But now Mike and Tony, I can can buy your life with my pocket change.😊

@@genelomas332 so it never goes away :”)

Yea, I had a sense of relief

aww! yeah my hair is pink so call me polly lol

Haha! You know I heard of a great place that has a highschool reunion discount. It's called Camp Crystal Lake and you should totally go there. Check in time is around midnight for some reason.

@@Taijifufu Who's doing the catering?

@@fromthehaven94 Mrs Voorhees

Not that long. She's 26.

She is incredible.

@@fossrampant5826 but how long has she been hustling?

@@pollypockets508 way less than pretty much every comedian. Dont get me wrong I think she's great and her special was good, but 26 is very young to get your first special. It's the same age Chappelle was when he got his first and he's possibly the most talented stand up ever. Even guys like Joe Rogan had his first CD at 32. Again I mean that in a way to show how impressive the achievement is.

@@aguynamedryan395 but Joe Rogan sucks

The only real difference between popular and unpopular kids is that the popular ones see the jerks from close up

@@fluffysheap My sister was astonishingly hot, she saw many jerks from close up - she had the amazing good sense to marry a decent guy cos he was a decent guy and not cos he was good looking, he wasn't. 30 years of being very happily married later I respect that decision immensely.

You think so 😂

@@piccalillipit9211 can you ask her for me, how she got over everyone else’s expectations that her partner be attractive? I’m struggling with this now.

@@Margotrivera1980 She definitely had this a LOT. She just said "Im sick of dating jerks, Im more interested in what he is like than what he looks like" or "EXCUSE ME - I happen to think he is good-looking, just cos he is not YOUR type [and we all know what YOUR type is]" I can assure you, youth and looks are incredibly fleeting - I did the opposite, I dated the hottest girls. After a string of disastrous relationships, I am single at 53. It takes a lot to not be superficial when you are 25, but it is definitely the right thing to do. GOOD LUCK...!

Well done, you were able to transcribe some of the above video and add literally nothing. Enjoy your couple hundred likes from basic bitches and stupid people.

@@meursault7030 why do you have to search around the comment section to insult people do you have nothing better to do

@@charlottehartmann7312 Lol apparently not, at the time.

rudeboymon just needs proper lighting and a Bible verse 😂

Considering that's what I want, I'm sold.

She is accessible

@Shaymer nailed it

Except for the dead eyed smile ;)

That was one of the first things I noticed about her routines - she packs in the material. There's no long pauses, just staring at the audience, or continually repeating herself (like Chris Rock) saying the same thing three or four times to fill in time/buy time to figure out how to deliver the next lines. She's just on it, mentally energetic, and packs it in. A three and a half minute set for Taylor packs the same punch - probably more - as 20 minutes with other "comedians." Then there's the jokes themselves, which are genuinely funny and relatable, along with the delivery, and the faces/gestures/theatrics, all while just packing in the material back to back, no rests, and the whole thing combines to make the perfect comedian. (IMO, for me and what my tastes are.) The only other comedian for me that can deliver the same level of performance is Bill Burr, who's my actual all time fave/GOAT.

Me 🤣

Yep.. always got partners who though being with me would be convenient 🤣

Me too. I had to do so many projects alone.

Dude I didn't even search for a partner, I sat there waiting for the teacher to call me out so I didn't have to do the work of looking xd

Thought you were gonna end the "I would end up doing everything because I wanted to be liked"

watch her new standup on netflix it's amazing!!!

@@robbiejobbie4302 Her part is amazing or everyone's?

@@anant1462 it's her own show

@@VuLamDang Oh nice! thanks

@@anant1462 Pleasure :D

what is stopping you? :)

@@imsparkly7968 Must be a very comfortable couch.

@@imsparkly7968 Covid

Now that's next level😰😰

Lol, a true compliment in our modern age :p

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True.

💯 the crowd was horrible and needs instead to go to Rocky Horror Show which of course is great but apparently her humor is way over that crowd's head. Sorry for them. She's awesome and I am tough to please. Also, I was a loser in school too and she is spot on!

Your buses have bathrooms?

@@jessjess3073 no it was like a bus ride to go from one city to another, they stop midway at a place for the passengers to get food and use the bathroom

@@sarahdaniel9912 that's even more weird, don't those kinds of busses have bathrooms in the back?

💯

!YESSSSSSSSS! 💀

She already is.

They’re cringing because they know it’s all true lol

Because she's not funny. Have you seen her couples quarantine "skits"? She's about as unfunny as they come.

@@MattyD315 what if, and this is just me, that maybe comedy is subjective? I think she’s very funny

@@MetaphoricallyRose well, everyone is allowed their own opinion. Some people think ketchup on a steak is a great combo. They're allowed to think that. But they're wrong. Just like you're allowed to think this hack his the most hilarious standup. But... You'd be wrong.

@@MattyD315 Your butthurt is showing.

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True.

Yep, that audience didn't deserve her. But we do!!🎉💯🥳

Story of my life....

Because I'd get it right!

Wait she has a special coming up?!

@@DxFlash14 yeah, "Quarter-Life Crisis"

It's out and it was awesome!!!

Nope. I loved doing projects and assignments on my own as well. Sometimes even when I had friends in my class. That’s the life of an introverted recluse. 😂

@@AlasdairGRa

Think back to how many options for who you would eat with on your lunch break?

@@TragoudistrosMPH sometimes when I didn’t feel like eating I’d go to the library :”D

I am impressed how she just kept on going without awkward pauses even though that crowd needed a brain. She just keeps it running like the audience is getting her even when apparently they haven't any sense of humor. Sad for them. Course I love Eminem and Katt Williams so y'know I feel real when it's in front of me.

The best ever!

I will always be a high school loser, but now I am a crippled and disabled high school loser who trusts absolutely NO ONE, have a high anxiety level every day, have learned how to hate and be bitter, and now am non-functioning with a very lost mind. If it weren't for the REAL teacher JESUS, I wouldn't still be alive or someone else would be dead. But thanks to HIS love and compassion and MY love for him he has taught me that men are evil, and they will do such things to you claiming "It's all in the name of the lord." Jesus didn't come down to earth to destroy people, but through his Word he heals people with the TRUE definition of compassion and love, and THAT is what makes a person stay sane and get better. So don't glorify yourself, and say "I did that," because if I didn't know Jesus, and the TRUTH, I wouldn't give a shit. However, since I have been "taught" with scripture, and I LOVE JESUS that is why I took the golden goose eggs and turned them into something good. Can you only imagine, if I were taught a lesson with honestly, instead of lies and deceit. I WOULD probably be living out my full potential now, instead of being crippled. When the bad teacher tried to drown me, the good teacher kept me afloat. So let that lesson sink in.

Amen! All glory to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. ✝️

True as fuck

In fact there may be an inverse relationship.

@@ddebenedictis What does that mean?

@@costakarras7293 An inverse relationship would mean that the hotter the woman, the less she is good in bed. As one goes up the other goes down. You learned a new math term today 😊

All you haters wish you were hot lol