Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation 

Correct, it is a very common beginner's mistake to not have any counter-ICBM systems

Cruise missiles are getting more and more easier to purchase, nowadays

@@ssilent8202 I know right

1000 IQ move: play at 2001 km from your missile silo Check mate

Jokes on u I have a pocket mirror for that

_And that is basically what goes through the mind of any white policemen_ That is *joke*

Black: exists Nuke: so you have chosen DEATH

@@criticallyconk4944 "Aye, that's a joke lads" -The Demoman (probably)

Black exists in the same dimensional plane of existence as me. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

@SR.OREJITAS que chucha te pasó

But remember to bring your nuclear projectile to a chess match

Is there such a saying?

Unless you're Magnus Carlson, in which case it is the most dangerous weapon on the battlefield.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

@@CBRN-115 Dayum is this an obscure reference.

Litterally.

@@willmcclard206 literally

You sacked them for a win

AND HE SACRIFICED….. EVERYONE!!!!!

AllahOAkbarrrrrrrrrr! *detonates

💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣

We were playing chess while an anti-tank missile flew overhead. It missed, being a miss-ile.

FV4011 Centurion 5/2

You clearly haven't played enough chess

@@jacobgame2757 every time I play chess, military grade explosives are involved

@@rowbotia damn bro, thats rough

This comment deserves more likes.

This comment made my day and it's not even 7AM

@@0BucketMask0 same

Underrated

Just Git gud like you can still use the F2P version and win if you start with fisticuffs before the first move

It's more dangerous if they have the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System

@@CL0NEM That's when you send in a fleet of A10 warthogs

@@LegendStormcrowif they play the inter planetary hydrogen bomb counter attack however, your done for

@@zhiqiangchen6235 I counter with the Iron Curtain.

@@LegendStormcrow that’s a good counter. Beginners would play the gold counter and then I would’ve played the mercury variation. Best move right now for me is the iron clad bunker defense. You did have a better move though, the lead curtain followed with the knight bomb counter attack

Hirohito?

@@83athom yeah

It’s 26 now, unfortunately

@@williamgandarillas2185 poor souls didn't see it coming

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maybe we can buy some time by threaten to lauch a full scale nuclear attacks if the opponent doesn't wait?

@Graham Or just use the nukes, easier that way.

@Graham Win IS WIN! So... haha nukes go Brrrrrr

@Graham Joke on you, i always 3 steps ahead. My king had a identical TWIN brother! and 7 clones, 2 more hid on mars 3 more at the dark side of the moon as a backup plan! my moves are Foolproof!

@Graham as some random purple dude with a butt chin once said "A small price to pay for salvation" and, a win is a win! we've already won when that silo hatch open!

Bro really 😂!??

​@kaybevang536 Yes, while the video doesn't show it, the next "obvious" move would be to attack the enemy king with your queen from one side of the board to the other. Thus, this shitpost became an actual strategy in chess.

@@HyperfixationWizardthe idea of beginners using a M3 Bradley Anti Tank missile is hilarious too 😂

how... specific

You know a vid is good when the kgb is the top comment

Golden that is your sense of humor

Does KGB watch from Zoom Why isnt Google working How to delete text

my cat fell asleep to this

I was laughing so hard my 1yo son started slapping me.

Alternately, be a Q-learning AI.

Who tf even started this joke

@@ichijofestival2576 they are somewhat, I speak from experience.

You could also use everything before they launched the ICBM

These bing memes never get old

wasn't really a win was it 💀

Wait, I thought he was American?

That time when they had to delay final matches for two days because they decided to move to Nagazaki.

I wasn't familiar with the Channel so I assumed the content was legit, even though I'd read the description.

Except the board is backwards

@@tncorgi92 it's totally legit, it's a good chess tactic! ahahah

Also he said queen's pawn to d5. He mixed classic notation with algebraic/modern notation. The d in d5 already insinuates its the queen's pawn. He could've said queen's pawn 4 or d5.

If you do this and they move kings pawn up DO NOT TAKE THE BISHOP, TRUST ME

I am glad this helped

Trust me it's even more humiliating when they get you with the 4-stage Cold-Launch, Cold Fusion-powered, 2-stage flight Triple Chambered Fusion-Core 200 Megaton Hydrogen Ordnance

Man that sounds devastating, luckily, I haven't encountered anyone who tried that on me

Something else you could try is attacking with an A10 warthog strike followed by napalm bombardment, do not use if they have a flak cannon

A touching story.

But where can i get ammo

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thats a rookie mistake, doing predictable move like that would cause you immense lost if it fails, which most likely as chess player have been recorded dodging a 7.26 NATO bullet shooted from a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed lightweight machine gun MK46 pointblank, the suggested move would be dropping a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast from a C-130 Hercules, I recommend using the MC-130E Combat Talon I or MC-130H Combat Talon II variants at extreme precision. This move would help you take control over the board due to the enemy being stunned as this move is not very common but very effective, the area of damage that this move deal is very large, atleast 1/4 of the board, now all you need to do is develop all of your pawns, putting pressure on their end of the board and spawns multiple queen, now that you have taking control over the board, depending on the area that you dropped the bomb, the enemy may have or not have any castle, bishop or queen, now with all of your queens, the next move is very obvious, launch your Trident II D5 nuclear missile system from your submarine, I recommend using the Ethan Allen-class ballistic missile submarines or the Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines, this move is extremely brutal but don't feel bad for your opponent, is his/her fault for being within your missile's 8,000 kilometers range. I called this tactic of mine "The CS-0927 Gladiator Warzone" feel free to use it every time you want

@@toeseater2855 🤣😂

@@toeseater2855 what if im i dont have money im a free to play user any tips

* 2 pawns *

I mean, it IS a variation of the tennison gambit

the main joke of the video is that this is a reference to a nickname of this exact setup, where instead of using an actual missile, you use your queen instead to capture half your opponents board. Because of the damage and the fact your queen move from across the board, it has been compared to an icbm, thus making the context for this video.

@@Ed-1749 oh fr?

@@Ed-1749 Isn't it the other way around? I can't find any mentions of icbm variant with date before this video release.

It's just part of the Tennison Gambit

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Never enter a bet against the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line

Sicilian offense

@@TKNinja37 inconceivable

Same but I used a FN FAL the perfect weapon

Wormwalll well as I wanted to not bash in my forehead with my calcium deprived bones, I’ll take the glock

Wormwalll I have mixed feelings on bringing a .308 to a gentleman’s game but you do you

@@chasemanjansen shh its our secret

See this is were your mistake comes in for you see you need to have a very good lawyer on you whenever you play chest so that you dont go to jail. That should help you when you have another match with someone

He got killed by this opening a few years ago

And I will beat his records with this new technique!

That's cuz he died

@@reeck771 If you die in chess you die in real life.

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw If you chess in die you life in real death

Bruh

You will get used to it once you learn how to take cover after launching the missiles

Don’t worry, it’s easy, it’s just a matter of launching the missile first, or using a black hole generator to stop the missile.

I see you are a disciple of Mr. Worldwide himself, Zoomie.

@@soopcanwastaken AYO WHATSUP

not to be that one weeb who ruins the joke but “Omae wa mou shindeiru...” “Nani⁉️”

Aperture: The Enrichement center is... Black Mesa: The game is already over for you... Aperture: Wait wha... Black Mesa: *ICBM TO THE FACE* !!!!!

To be fair, you’ve pretty much lost the second the opponent decides he’s gonna use an ICBM.

"Narrator" ?, didn´t you mean to say "cop" ?

@@ollanius_papyrus80 Not only are you lost, but you're also read. It's a double-whammy.

I didn't understand why black would move it's pawn from b8 to c8 though

@@reinerzufall1292 g8 to f8

@@TheAnantaSesa It doesn't matter if you turn in right 90° or left 90°

@@reinerzufall1292 it does if you start a on the bottom and 1 on the left. Your reference starts with a on the top row. Thats not the reference system used in the video but may or may not be standard chess reference. IDK Turning the board without adjusting the references would mean you are describing totally different squares.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

Where will you be playing? In New York?

DeWhiteRabbit i will be playing in the world blitz championships in dubai

@@inbredclips6168 Alright. All the best to you!

*you hear a flying object approach you at high speeds*

@@Karl_toffel. lemme get my binaculars.. oh dear, its a bear at mach 2 speed

Lol

i heard that in the text-to-speach voice and it made this pefrect.

Cringe

coughs in chest bot

That name though. No surnames just first names, and the most generic ones too.

Guess you’ll be using an anti tank missile for a while

you have no idea.

Idk, it depends if he knows about this. Cause you never get beat twice by cheese like this

@@thebee0320 you get beaten once by this, but you never lose again.

try the anti-tank guided missiles

Indeed

This wasn't in the manga

@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 That's why the novel is better

@@marcel2837 novel showed more emotions as well.

This is the strategy used by the bad guys in fe3h

Update ur version bro

Yeah you should update its better now.

Rich mode

@@perceptibleperplexity5134 US missile Launch

News just came out that there will be a missile extension dlc bro

Black has already lost the game

@@dqflynn and the game is already over for him

@@eness379 thus he will lose the game ( and his life )

"hope you have your icbm ready"

@@dqflynn r a c i s t

Well... Might be a bit more obvious to experienced players I suppose. You'll get there.

This is a move of anticipation that your adversary would ragequit and flip the board.

@@zeppelincraft1443 too bad that the board was already flipped after this formidable win.

@Widened Putin k?

@@cynapse993 k

I would argue that this is the win after the pyrrhic victory that means you're done as well. The missile toppled both kings, that's got to be even.

@Brandon Munson It's a real word not a mission.

Pyrrhic win

@@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner M8 you never played Black Ops?

@@crimsonstrykr Bro, I played black ops, just telling him it's not just a mission but a word

How is that more obvious then the missle silo, EXPLAIN

@@brandonevans3994 queens are the most powerful piece, if you're in a position where you can easily eliminate them, then you do

u9000 Nine the hell are you on about? You can easily get wayyyy ahead with the missile strategy

@@uNine-qb8gtwhy eliminate just the queen, when I can eliminate an entire country?

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 now your thinking

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no no don't worry this is a good thing. I won't have anymore bullies

@@noahhart440 lmao XDD

Instructions unclear, mushroom cloud has been spotted over the bikini atoll

I love this comment

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@@nathawatkotcharug5379 Very funny, when you force it below every comment here is.

holup, i hear biden will be renaming them ICBLM

I love this

So funny 😒

lmao haha 😐

I wish lol

@@a_balloon it's true tho

@@mementomori4695 Man, why the Americans gotta be mad. Not our fault the CIA killed politicians and developed proxy wars in underdeveloped countries while funding criminal organizations :/

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Carlsen would never fall for the Tennison Gambit. Intercontinental ballistic missile variation or not. No, Im not fun at parties.

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@@gorgit I doubt it. Carlsen has 2 choices in this situation: run away from the board and be disqualified, or continue sitting at the board and die, therefore being disqualified. Both result in loss. The only way Carlsen would win is by equipping himself with anti-missile defense systems.

@@hackerulroman Magnus is a cyborg though, he is a chess king precisely because he have the Tennison gambit, ballistic missile variation, build into him, a truly terrifying chess gamer.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is him, the legend himself

I don't know if you knew this already but it's grand* master.

@@ronmathewjoe Unless he was just saying that Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh is a great (excellent) master, a grand master of chess, if you will.

@@Jupiter__001_ True, I only just wanted to inform them if they didn't know.

Such a way with words

Lol

Yes

T'was his *Last Surprise!*

recreational international nuclear warfare, recommended by seven out of ten people

I don't engage in chess, but I do play recreational international nuclear warfare, this was a great tutorial for chess

both? Chess and nuclear warfare are one and the same.

I too, share great interest in recreational international nuclear warfare

I heard the only winning move is not to play

"Grandmaster Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh teached me his tricks." "Oh god oh fuck"

@@YataTheFifteenth how do i get a hold of missile

@@matthias8161 just use the Agni-V Ballistic Missile or the R-36M you can also use a thermonuclear-mini-bomb for a silent attack or just use sicillian or a regular e5 response

@@idie6606 I'd rather suggest the Agni VI,It's got more range and is faster,but if you want a silent and fast missile,I'd suggest the BrahMos

@@AbhijayAgarwal Oh yeah, ur right, thats extremely effective, maybe even do the RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb variation

Fun fact: it IS an actual strategy. Until they actually fire the missile

@@rgderen88 wdym? my main strat is to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missle whenever the enemy queen is parallel to the rook

Instead of the missle meme, you just capture their queen.

@@null3007 Sounds ineffective

thathappened

LMFAO

You’re not completely wrong…. 🤷‍♂️

Indeed.

This aint classic chess, the white and black squares are swapped.

Wow so funny

I laughed way too hard at this

no.

@@Seopy ye

Cursed comment

You are trying to be cursed but you dont know history. It was a regular nuclear bomb not an icbm that blew up hiroshima and nagasaki. These “cursed” comments are so overused that they arent even funny anymore.

Putin be balling at the chess club

In Armageddon, everything is fair game.

Ever since i became a grandmaster at chess and got access to drone strikes and nukes.. ive been winning every game

The game was rigged from the start

- Gandhi

This is truly an unjust game.

- Sun Tzu, the art of war

@@Shona100 Nah fam that was Mark Twain

...

daamn

@Gucci Crimson Kids these days are so weak, like "Yeah, I just shot an anti-tank missile at you, so what?"

@Gucci Crimson Weaklings die, big deal.

I hate sore losers =/

You should have edited this it would make it so much fuier like you fell for it

@@namethefifth7315 yes much fuier!

ah yes, f u i e r

This isn't real you dummy hah

@@johnjordan3552 itsajoke.jpg

Plot twist: your teachers a military general

@@rageraptor7127 Imagine, you're just there, a German kid in 1929, just after the great war and some guy named Erwin Rommel enters your history class and challenges the children to a game of chess. ER: *"Your turn"* The kid: _"Uhhh... pawn to... there, I guess?"_ ER: *"HAH! You have activated my trap card, now I shall ambush your pieces with an ambush using my Afrika Korps troops"* **Stug IV barges in through the wall*

@@shikikankillzone4239 h 💀

@@shikikankillzone4239 we don't deserve such original comments 💯

(insert inappropriate school shooting joke)

kornet

9M14 Malyutka

no u well my preferred method is the 9M311 "Treugol'nik" (triangle) surface-to-air missile from the 2k22 Tunguska anti aircraft as the strategy’s works on up to 7 chess games simultaneously regardless of the speed or altitude of the chess board(s)

TOW-2B due to its top down nature of attack.

RB56 is nice

You forgot blast radius newby gosh do you even play chess

You're forgetting nuclear science

PENETRATION POWER

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ah yes, big pp is required

Uh, bud. I hate to be that guy but perhaps you wanna word that a little differently, this being the internet and all...

32 inches? That's the smallest ballistic missile I've ever heard of.

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Who said I don't? ;)

I had to do a double take on this one.

@@amytg777 You mean a 32-inch ICBM doesn't actually exist in real life?

Of course the queen is on the wrong color. The black is on the bottom right

At q

@@comet.x I thought of that but I decided to say it anyway, saying just 1 thing is wrong with the board is a bit underwhelming

Dude i thought this would actually work till i knew the pieces were wrong

OKAY NERD *fires anti-tank guided missile*

The video Title ruined the whole thing tbh, it should be kept in the dark

@@darian2975 yh for sure, missed opportunity.

@@darian2975 yeah, ikr

@@darian2975 But then this video would have fewer clicks, because majority of people onlly carw about clickbait thumbnails and titles.

And win he did.

Do you know what specific voice it is?

WAIT! *HOLD IT!* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF YOU?

@@m4z805 Mitosis

@@regalblade8171 LMAO, now I find biology class use... what the fuck, I suddenly can’t hear anything with my left ear, I’m scared

@@emdowww9150 SCP [REDACTED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, SOMEONE GO AND GET THAT FUCLING THING BACK HERE ASAP

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