Testing 5 DIY Apocalypse Survival Weapons! *TERRIBLE TO AMAZING* 

Chris: we're becoming professionals. Jeff: we're not professional craftsmen here.

Watching this 3 years later and I was absolutely in tears when Rob hit Jeff in the tooth. Not sure why but that killed me 😂😂

As a machinist, I can say that this is not how a pro makes weapons in the zombie apocalypse.

That hammer is pretty effective. Imagine connecting that to a zombie head. (or aggressive human)

Chris and Jeff: struggling to tighten the weapon Rob: having fun watching and clapping

Who else remembers 24 hours in a 2 story box fort

I like how they make actual weapons in their own style 1: it was sort of a whip 2: a wooden spear 3: a warhammer 4: a guan dao 5: a saw (not quite a weapon but who cares)

Them: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME Me: *draws blueprints for an apocalypse weapon* realizes they said that Me again: oh well if I die I die

5:51 Image that being your front door 🚪

Jeff: Chris and Rob will be doing most of the work because I’m not feeling that well. Also Jeff: Runs into half broken door screaming, Oh Yeah!

Jeff: *has cold* * gets hit in mouth with second weapon 4:21 * * runs into door 10:22 * * steps on a nail 10:30 * *gets hurt using batchete 14:52 * Chris: *gets cut with the saw* 11:57 Rob: *perfectly fine*

I like how five minutes after Jeff said he was sick he was running around and being crazy like usual

Jeff; “I’m sick and don’t really feel good so I am going to let them do all the work” Also Jeff: *runs into a door* 🤣

Jeff: im kinda sick so im gonna chill in this video Also jeff: RUGBY TACKLES DOOR WITH HIS BARE HAAANDS!!!!!!

Jeff: I fell sick Also Jeff: proceeds to hit a workbench with a machete

Jeff: says he is sick and runs into a door The entire comment section: stonks

Jeff- I'm sick so I'm just gonna chill Jeff again- OH YEAHHH runs into a door

When chris threw the stick at the house I'm thinking. I'm going to die of laughter if it breaks the window. 🤣 was disappointed that didn't happen.

"If it can slice through a watermelon it can slice through a zombie's skull" *something's wrong I can feel it*

9:08 that really got me I don’t know why tho 😂

9:45 u got it on my pants😂

My tradition of *always eating* while *watching* the Dangie Bros carries on!!

Jeff : im sick Also Jeff : acting like a crazy person

I love your guys videos! Keep it up!!

Love Ur dangerous, probably life threatening videos! Keep it up !

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m gonna chill Also Jeff: runs into door😂😭

When Chris threw the stick at your house y'all should have edited in where the house crumbles into bricks haha

For the bat thing is us masking tape or heavy duty tap around the base of the blade for extra protect to keep it in place.

Jeff: Im sick sooo im just gonna chill. Also jeff: ruins a dor with saws all even your face

I like how for the first, second and (maybe) third the tools used to make the weapons would have been better choices (gardening shears, knife and wrench respectively)

Jeff: I’m gonna just chill cause I’m sick. Later: starts knocking down the door!

My ten year old brother started laughing seven minutes in and hasn't stopped.

Jeff:I’m sick Starts hitting a piece of wood with a macheti

How to get a. ❤️ from Dangie Bros Include the word 'nub' Include 'have been here since cam and Jeff' Finally include 'love you're channel I watch it every day and you are my favourite RU-vidrs' Have a nice day

This is so most un prepared and unsafe video i have ever seen. I love it

Them: Sharpens stick with a KNIFE Me: You have a knife just use that

Dangie bros: “here’s a nice looking bat” Me: “oh nice” Dangie bros: “oh and here’s a cool nice machete that we are going to add.” Me: “oh.. it wouldn’t be dangie bros without something spiny on the weapon.”

Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid 3:30

Imagine a real apocalypse irl dangie bros will be ready so maybe I need to get dangie as well

Jeff: I'm kinda sick so I'm goin to chill this video *Murdurs door with his bear hands* 😂😂😂😂😂

Jeff: Im sick so im gonna chill in this video Also Jeff: climbs a tree with pliers bigger than his torso and jumps on a trampoline waving a stick in the air like frickin king kong

When you find yourself in the wild,the first thing you should get is a GOOD STICK. What for you ask? Well for poking For pole vaulting For keeping away aggressive animals (and people) For pushing Etc.

You guys are pretty cool. Anyone who loves zombies is my kind of person.

3:25 i could NOT stop laughing at jefferys moan and throw XD

Your guy's channel is amazing. I have been watching since Cam and Jeff. Keep up the good work!

3:25 I laughed way harder then I should have

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m going to chill He helps with most of the weapons

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m not going to do anything Also jeff: sprints into a door

4:33 Me: ohh he’s making a knife with a knife. Also Me: That’s illegal

I didn’t laugh when jeff said nibble I laughed when chris said stop touching the nibble

I have one question at 3:00 why use the sharpened stick when you have a knife right in ur hands

Jeff is acting like a maniac the entire video! Lol 😂

14:42 Jeffri is an expert at breaking doors

Jeff is surprisingly energetic while sick

I swear when the zombie apocalypse does start you guys are ready

At 4:03 when Jeff was swinging backwards on the zip line imagine if he fell into the pool!

Jeff: I’m kinda sick so I’ll just be chillin this vid 2 minutes later goes Psycho on a door with a brick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This feels like what a bunch of kids would actually do in the apocalypse

ok, so on slug-nut. on that head- you take out that skinny side of the head and replace it with a 6" nipple cut off at a 45 degree angle. You put that head on a 30" long bit of 1/2" pipe. take that reducer and plug you pulled off there, and put it on the Bottom of the handle. For the handle, you need about 20" of 1/2" rubber hose, and you cut that lengthwise. you glue this to the handle front and back. wrap this with string, wrap that with athletic or self fusing rubber tape (this squares the handle making it less likely to roll in your hand.) You then have a legit warhammer that can take down a man in armor, or dismantle a car. JB weld all the joints Except for the plug at the bottom of the hammer. Because of the hollow nipple, it will take plugs out of things. you need to be able to blast a hose down the handle, for reasons. (yes, I have made this weapon. Same notion you take a 1 1/14 black iron Union, and a reducer down to a 1/2, stick it on the same handle and you have a nasty Mace. I made an extendo-flail (chain in the handle- unscrew the head and there you go. mace or flail as you like. This thing is not safe, but it's effective- keep your chain isn't long enough to hit your hand. secure in the head and pommel reducer with screw on cable clamps)

Jeff : I’m sick I don’t feel good. 2 minutes into the video he’s beating a block of wood with a knife and running threw a door 😂😂😂

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: Imagine if kids went and destroyed their own doors with remade weapons, that would be fun

10:48 Prepares to survive zombie apocalypse - steps on a nail HAHAHAHAHAH :D

The ninja moves of jeff with that stick was sssssoooooo funny ..... It got so funny with that background sound........ I laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣🤣😅😅😆🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂

3:25 uuuuhhhhhhhhh what you been watch Jeffrey

1:17 me when I realized that my mom still counted my time when I was in the bathroom not playing Xbox

Jeff: *touches blade* “OWW!” Me: bruh

Jeff’s face at 10:52 is like “so I stepped on a nail for nothing and your not gonna give me the point for it what is wrong with you” 🤣🤣

3:16 Jeff Killed Me Because I Laughed Too Hard

Am I bad for laughing when Jeff said "stop laughing you immature 10 year olds."

I really love how Jeff just went oh yeah white into the door

Best yt channel ever

Jeff: I kinda sick I am chill in this vidoe Also Jeff: runs into the FREAKIN DOOR

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m just gonna chill in this video. Later: Starts hitting workbench with a machete Edit:I have never gotten this many likes on a comment before, thank you people who liked

I have not watched you guys in years omg

I love your video my favorites are your secret bunker my favorite so far is the beach one please make more

Lol i love how the news talked about a zombie apocalypse

14:07 had me rolling Robert. 😂😂😂

Me: I'm going to use dat stick (BOOM) Me: get rekt watermelon Me: Slightly better stick, mine. (BOOM) (clink, clink) Me: That didn't work. (BOOOOOOOOOOM) Me: lol get rekt door

When he said smash me DETRIORT SmAsH!!!

Chris-look at this nice slice of pineapple 😂😂😂

Chris: your holding the wrench the wrong way ya dingas! chris holding the wrench the wrong way. Rob: dingas!

Jeff:does not feel good 5 minutes later destroyes every thing

Love how the Monkey wrenches you need to tighten the pipe are a better weapon than the pipe hammer

I love being talked to like I'm a child with adhd. That's why I love RU-vid

Chris: we’re becoming professionals here Jeff: it’s not great but that’s ok cuz we are not professional craftsman

Y'all should do apocalyptic weapons from stuff y'all can find in the forest

1:09 me trying to pull my 17 yr old friend to the ground

Jeff: i’m gonna chill Jeff 10 minutes later: Beats the sh*t out of a door

5:37 what my coach said to me when I went up to shoot free throws!

Jeff is good at breaking the door frames

My weapon Make giant handle out of metal then extend the metal on the other side. Then Attach Swords and Machetes.

6:16 Jeff: "I'm Filled with rage"

Zombie apocalypse: starts* everyone:to the dangie bros house

Jeffrey at the start "im feeling kinda bad today so ima take it easy." When they try the weapons, Jeff be like " I will destroy you all!!"

For the forth weapon, I figured out a really good name. Samurai Slugger!

Jeff: i’m kind of sick guy so I’m just gonna chill this whole video Then later Jeff: “No need to fear Neipel man is here.

Jeff when he goes to the Kool-Aid man try out Jeff: *bus through door saying oh yeah!*

Then he starts a demolition derby on the door with a brick he’s my favorite RU-vidr

and also 11:53 Chris:-and were off. Rob:-off to the races.The blade:-yeet. Me:- and thats why you have to be careful.

Old Jeff: silly New Jeff: hyper