TFS - DODGE!!! 

I bet you anything Piccolo is obsessed with dodging because his dad tried to tank Goku’s last attack and that’s what got him killed.

He is a master at training. Either gohan dodges or he practices flight.

3:16 best moment

I love how gohan would rather turn ssj than DODGEEEEEEEEEE

I think Piccolo's desire to teach Gohan how to DODGE came from his own experience 5 years prior where he lost to Goku because he didn't know how to DOOOOOODGE!!!

bro, even my karate instructor uses this sometimes. If you get hit, he’ll just be like why, didn’t, you, Doooooooooooooooodge!

2:12 I don’t know why, but this is my favorite “DODGE!” He shouts it as if he instinctively says dodge instead of “Run!”

Gohan fought Buu after he absorbed Piccolo. We all know that if TFS made it to the Buu saga, Buu would have said at some point, “Piccolo wants to know why you didn’t dodge.”

Gero: Why is dodging a subroutine? It's not that complex! *Piccolo Glare* Gohan: What? What? Love that part! 😂

Love it when Goku goes high pitch while looking at his son, DODGE!!

5:10 Piocclo: Gohan DODG- Gohan: *Dodging* Kami: You must be so proud

"he could be dogding better" Yeah, well. He actually went better after that. He had a shot to be the best fighter in the series and he dodged it.

When Piccolo said that Gohan "could be dodging better", I was really hoping we would've gotten to see his reaction to Gohan dodging Cell's punches, but unfortunately, Gohan took out Cell too quickly for that to happen.

"DAMN YOU PAVLOV!" That joke went over my head for the longest time 😅

I love how they took an obscure joke fans had made about Gohan throughout the series and turned it into the anguish he needed to become a super saiyan.

"You know.. yelling 'DODGE' is more distracting than helpful"

"DAMN YOU PAVLOV"

Never gets old

0:42 since light travels faster than sound we can deduce that piccolo warned gohan of the beam at the same time he shot it but didn't wait for the sound to travel before launching the beam

0:12 I like how Piccolo's blast lasts longer than it needs to and the scene cuts like he's not gonna stop anytime soon 😆

One of my favorite lines from this show😭

Gohan: Cause becoming a Super Saiyan is easier than dodging

1:15 This whole bit is amazing. The screams in dbza are crazy

5:11 he finally learned

17 is right though. It's more distracting than helping yelling that.

3:24 *looks at Gohan*

1:24 I’ve been wondering that myself.

You missed 16 yelling it at 17.

3:27 Goku actually approaches the training of dodging better than Piccolo did. Unfortunately, Gohan started with Piccolo and not Goku.

4:56 He's both proud and excited

the piccolo glare at the dodging subroutine comment is pure gold

'Damn you, Pavlov!' is a smart joke. Also, Piccolo's arc of basically being Gohan's tormentor to becoming his caring, surrogate, overprotective father is truly great. And by 'arc' I mean what happens in TFS, not the original series... Also, even when he was fighting Cell, Gohan still never dodged...

2:59 my favorite song

the '' Damn you Pavlov !! '' that does me in every time XD

One of the best running gags in abridged 🤣🤣😂

My favorite: 3:16-3:27 Dr. Gero: 19, dodge! 19: Beginning dodge protocol- *gets kneed in the face by Goku* Ouch! Dr. Gero: Why is dodging a subroutine? It's not that complex! Piccolo: *Glares at Gohan and says nothing* Gohan: What? WHAT?

0:19 “DODGE!” “hu?- *BWUAAAAAAAA”*

2:37 You can fly 😂

If your curious about Pavlov it’s referring to Ian Pavlov the father of classical conditioning and his infamous Pavlovian dogs. Classical conditioning refers to a neutral stimulus being conditioned to cause a specific automatic response. In the Pavlovian dogs the dogs were conditioned to salivate at the sound of a bell. Another example. Gohan exhibits the conditioned response of freezing in terror when he hears the word “DODGE”

Piccolo: 😠 Gohan: 🤨 *Piccolo: "DOOOOOOOOODGE"!!!!!!* 👊

goku's reacation to gohan as a ssj is so cute i know hes dumb but this is his best moment

Men I learned English by watching TFS on my teenage years. It's more than just a parody for me.

Ah yes, the Dark Souls method. You must learn to dodge before you can do ANYTHING else.

When Nappa says For Pony he's referencing Richard, the Warlock from Looking for Group. A comic that well, was hella funny at first but got boring as they added filler to the comic

"Why didn't I just grab him" 😂

Ends up being one of the strongest in the universe but it still took him 6-7 years to learn how to dodge 😂

2:09 my favorite dodge moment haha

0:32 is definitely my favorite one… good ol’ physics jokes!

1:56 also the funniest last words while dying after protecting someone defenseless, yet still yells at them like an angry teacher scolding a kid: Why didn't you DODGE??!!!! 🤣

0:06 chris rock Teacher right now

First lesson: 0:05 Lets try again: 0:18 Have you got it yet: 0:28 You still haven't learned: 0:42 Don't disappoint me: 0:58 You disappointed me: 1:55 Move damnit: 2:10 Reminder: 2:17 Music video: 2:58 Faulty programming: 3:17 Test isn't hard: 3:43 Finally: 5:11

“Damn you Pavlov!” Underrated joke

0:55 You could say this Is pretty much Piccolo reaping what he sow xD

At 2:59, did they replace the word “Move” with “Dodge”? If they did, that is a hilarious way to sing the song. 😄

That last one was always my favorite “You must be so proud”

Gohan if I can’t doge I can at least reflect it back, shoot a kamehameha or masenko (beam struggle ending) and finally block it

Has anyone actually counted how many times Piccolo says dodge in the series?

Gohans favorite car is a dodge 😂

Why is dodging a subroutine?

1:13 I havent seen shoop da whoop in a long time

Piccolo giving the side eye to gohan like “see that guy? That’s you rn. DONT be like that guy.”

What are you talking about, we're just studying

I wish when Gohan yelled to Picalo Dodge he would do it in Picalo voice

DODGE!!!! while shooting him at point blank range

imagine gohan yelling at goten to dodge

I love it when TFS Goku goes HYEEEEEEEEEE

you'd think a guy that tries to avoid combat would learn how to get out of the way

Plot Twist Piccolo secretly knew about UI and only tried to train Gohan to achieve it so he can KO any enemy in future. But the writers decide to nerf Gohan by infinity ♾

2:59 imagine this being the advertisement for Dodge vehicles😅😅😅😅

Wait... I've seen this DOOOOOOGUE video in an another channel before

Omg I just got the Pavlov joke 😂😂😂😂

The Namek dodge gets me every time.

All of his training is worthy for the new movie

And this Piccolo is still a better dad than Goku

3:22 this part 😂😂😂😂

Man, if they make it to Super i wonder how they gonna insert the dodge joke with ultra instinct being around. Must be hillarious

Android 19 constantly saying "Ow." 🤣

3:05 may Gohan rip..

4:15 This was actually beautiful.

Gohan had been training on this for a while good he got it down in the Cell saga :)

Piccolo: ok gohan i got you a new car Gohan: really dad i mean mr Piccolo? Piccolo: and you would probably know what it is. Gohan: a chevy? Piccolo: DOOOOOOOOOODGEE

Every Southeast Asian Parents treat their kids.

forgive me for this terrible joke... What is Piccolo's favorite model of truck to drive?? a DODGE!!...Ram.

Well you did miss the trunks stuff... But no worries its good anyways 🙃

Piccolo and most of the other veteran Z Fighters do have a point though. The best way to survive frontline combat is to not get hit. The best way to not get hit? Dodge.

I have try for many years to teach my nephew the concept of DODGE but sadly I think it will kill me one day cuz he still has not learned how to dodge. Piccolo please give me strength!!! ❤ 😂

Sadly this missed the part where 16 yells dodge at 17. 17 get slugged and rightly points out that yelling dodge at someone in the middle of a fight is more distracting than helpful.

2:15 THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

2:54 ahhhhhh

Amos 5 verse 14 Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the LORD God Almighty will be with you, just as you say he is.

He didn't dodge Videl. Just Sayan...

Dokkan Players when they use UI Goku be like:

The most legendary technique Gohan is physically and mentally incapable of doing

My brain whenever I'm playing Smash

What is Mr Piccolo's favorite car brand? DODGE! ... I'll see myself out...

Students: coach Piccolo whats we play now? Gohan: *have Piccolo dodge ptsd* Piccolo:DODGE BALL

Piccolo just wanted to teach Gohan use Ultra Instinct lol

How it feels to DM for a group that only knows 5e from bg3.

2:27 lovely how Piccolo and Goku are basically brothers.

Android 16: Dodge! Android 17: what?….. *punched by Piccolo* …..You know 16, Yelling ‘Dodge’ is more distracting than helpful!!