The A**holes of Reddit Return 

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I feel so bad for the mom who wanted to go school supply shopping. School's a big milestone. In some places, 1st grade is the official start of elementary school. Her partner shrugging off her request and her great disappointment when it was ignored is rough.

I ended up inhaling water when Jordan said the son was 14 meters tall, and I died as a result :'( I won't sue for damages this time, but everyone needs to be aware of the risks of Jordan's videos!!!

Tbh the gender roles one just perfectly illustrates how ingrained into our daily lives these sort of stereotypes are. This is what we mean by there's a systemic problem.

For anyone else really curious about what the first post was about: OP lost his 3 year old child 1 year ago. OP is very open about the fact he is in therapy about it, but his family are being uncool and have made insinuations that he is in couples therapy cause his wife is not "satisfying him" enough. Then at a birthday party for OPs wife the brother "gave her a baby's romper meant for a newborn boy and an expensive set of lingerie. When she looked at him, he laughed and said that it was to 'motivate her to bring a spark back into the marriage.'" Then OP called brother names like he spelled out in the title, and his family thought he went too far with it.

I feel like on this subreddit there’s no range of asshole ness. There’s either someone who has been so gaslit into thinking they’re in the wrong and they’re obviously not, or a complete awful person who is in so much denial about how horrible they are. No in between

Favorite thing about aita is that you'll read a title like the chore one and think you know the answer and then be completely blindsided by how the post actually goes

Im surprised storytime animators haven't got on these.

For me the school supplies story was NAH UNTIL we saw how the husband threw a hissy fit when the OP was trying to explain how he hurt her feelings. Like at first I thought it was just "Oh different love languages, quality time versus acts of service" but then the husband went and acted like a goddamned toddler about it, talking about how he doesn't want to hear about how he hurt her feelings, honestly massive red flag there.

The grandparents were right, I mowed a lawn once and now I’m more muscular than the Rock :(

a sponsor, a soundboard, and a shirt that doesn't look like it went through a paper shredder. really lookin up bud

So proud of our wolf pack leader for finally replying to his emails and getting a sponsor

I was mad about a milestone I felt was stolen from me... when my son was born I had to have a csection, and took extra time than anticipated due to complications. He was born at 2pm but I was not stabilized & awake until 4:30pm. My son's father's family was impatient and wanted to visit with the baby and not have to wait for me to wake up first.... so everyone got to spend time with an hold him while I was in recovery. When I woke up & was ready to meet my son & welcome everyone in, my son's dad told me they all already met & held him & they all left the hospital already. I feel only a baby's parents (mom and dad) should be first to hold their baby & have that special moment first, then other family can see the baby. Also these family members he only sees once every 5-6 years, they are not even family he is close with, so that made it more irritating that he gave in to their demand to not have to wait to see the baby. His fam thinks I am overreacting & it is dumb of me for expecting they should have had to wait and it doesnt really matter who holds the baby first. edit: thanks for the supportive comments

It's so weird the comment from the self-proclaimed sentimental mother got so many upvotes. Sentimentalism is subjective, there's no universal rules for what is sentimental and what is not. The OP's feelings are valid.

Um…Jordan didn’t say that he loves me and he’s in love with me and would kill for me and I am devastated.

Why would it be an issue to the 14M boy to take a home ec class if his only worry is that he doesn’t know how to do things they’ll do in the class? The whole point of the class is to learn. You don’t have to go into the class already knowing how to do anything, that kind of defeats the purpose. As for the grandparents of those kids; simply mowing the lawn isn’t going to make your granddaughter suddenly bulk out. And besides the fact that attractiveness is absolutely not the most important thing, Being strong is not unattractive, heck, I would say it’s the opposite.

"ooh I love when everyone is miserable" the most British sentence ever

Reddit being toxic? Who could've guessed such a thing?

Funny how that tall kid didn't wanted to go to home economics class because he didn't know how to do "that stuff" and, uh, yeah, that's the point of the class, to teach you how to do them

so the school supplies mom expressed something that was important to her, the husband ignores it and yells at her over the phone for being annoyed by it, and ppl still think she's in the wrong? really? i hope they got it resolved but i don't wanna be with someone like this, personally.

When I was a kid picking out my school supplies with my mom was so fun! We would pick out what looked the cutest or coolest- it was a whole thing. I definitely understand the mother, the dad was wrong for that!

Oh God, Jordan has a soundboard! He's reached a power level never before seen! It's too late for us! He's now unstoppable!

I'm a pirate suffering from trent, thank you for bringing attention to our struggles🙏😔

I love it when Jordan reminds us of how we all die alone as we sink into forever nothingness because there is no afterlife right before I go to bed!!🥰

The only thing more dangerous than a child in front of a self driving car, is Jordan with a soundboard

I’m consistently against generalizing, especially generalizing men bc I think it’s toxic, but every time I go on AITA it’s women talking about literal abuse from their hetero partners & asking if they’re the asshole or being unreasonable, and I always just leave the subreddit sad instead of laughing

I’m 21 and my absolute *favorite* back to school memories were going school supplies shopping with my mom. I can 100% see how devastating it would be for someone to be robbed of that when they’d expressly stated they really wanted to go. I know I’d be absolutely heartbroken if I were in that situation

The college fund splitting kids dad was totally TA. That kid has had his savings taken once, now again?? Nahhh that's outta line

"Im a bird and i have legs, I'm a leg bird" birds are just wings confirmed

The Canadian accent is legitimately on point without being a stereotype, impressive

"Trent sounds like a skin condition only pirates get" Not a skin condition, a gum condition. Trent mouth.

I’m so proud of him for getting a sponsor 🥺

I'm 21yrs old just learned how to use our OLD lawnmower. While my parents were on vacation in a different continent, my sister couldn't help me either. It always annoyed me that I never learned, not that I particularly wanted to mow the lawn, and when the grass was horribly tall I sort of hoped for the best

Back in the day, AITA had a strict rule against "clearly NTA posts," which it seems like it's filled with nowadays.

Jordan is definitely one of the most humans of all time

2:12 My humor is so broken that Jordan spamming the soundboard with a shit eating grin absolute slayed me

every time you bring out the myles photo im like "why does jordan have a framed picture of nick from the next step" and i cant seem to get over that

That mother in law had such a weird reaction. People like that really annoy me. They just decide that overreacting is a major part of their personality lol (that and caring about shit that doesn't concern them).

i just got shot

The only Trent I’ve ever known was a bully and absolute creep who got his kicks by making me uncomfortable openly in class in the 5th grade. And nobody did shit about it even though I was clearly and loudly uncomfortable. Just thought I’d share that.

why was the sponsor part, which is usually what I pass or mute with other creators, Jordan made it so entertaining. He is truly a leader! Also proud of you for opening a sponsor email.

Damn Jordan, you really scared me there for a second. I really thought you were about to hack my data and steal my search history information so that you could sell that information to companies.

im trans and the one about gender roles made me damn sad

I don't think I've laughed so audibly ever, as I did with the cooked her husband statement

I'm so glad you got that soundboard you wanted. Now you can torture us further on twitch.

our wolf pack leader got a sponsor letsgooo, also from your description,if the greggs primark range isnt featured in the video, im gonna be heartbroken

You're actually pulling off those ridiculous glasses in the ad read. Love it.

that queen elizabeth joke did not age well....

Jordan's voice is so pleasant. I'd probably listen to him talk about anything.

and i know most of it is embellished or rage bait but i eat it up EVERYSINGLETIME

Why didn’t she just wake her up herself goddamn 🤣

I’m not like other girls. I sleep until I wake up.

13:36 my mother would hard disagree on this. Always made school supply shopping a huge deal and was upset when I got too old for needing to shop for school supplies

Who's gonna tell him that all birds have legs

If someone who regularly uses Reddit identifies as sentimental, I guarantee they just mean "sentimental compared to the emotionless, bitter people on Reddit", which barely gets them to normal levels of sentimentality.

Ok. Is that salt & pepper in Jordan's hair because he's looking like a flavorful SNACK.

popular subreddits are so depressing. a few years ago I sometimes lurked on aita, choosing beggars, malicious compliance, etc but idk most of it was either very depressing or just plain stupid. So many originated from miscommunications and could have been resolved peacefully if ppl would a) not hold onto petty grudges b) recognize their faults, c) not think that apologizing = being defeated and therefore refusing to do so, but MOST OF ALL d) have just a tiny bit more empathy *edit:* and there are so many people who don’t realize they’re in abusive relationships as well ಥ﹏ಥ just yesterday i thought about an aita i saw a few years ago that i still think about sometimes. tldr: OP was one of two adult siblings arguing at a family dinner, and OP divulged her sister's former 'promiscuity' ('you slept with so many guys' or something similar) in front of their own parents and their sister's husband, who got very angry and said to his wife 'you lied to me'/'you lied to me about your past' or something like that. they left early to talk/argue. OP only wondered aita when their parents said that it wasn't their business and that they ruined everything. it was just... horrible in every aspect. that aita made me want to slowly close my laptop, turn off my phone, and go touch some grass. nowadays i rarely most use reddit, but if i do, it's for a few fandoms and (mostly) cats' subreddits at this point. *if you're interested, here are some suggestions for good cats subreddits* (copy/pasted from a comment i wrote): r/cats, r/CatsAreAssholes, r/CatsWhoChirp, r/notmycat, r/OneOrangeBraincell, r/StartledCats, r/AnimalBeingDerps, r/catsvstechnology, r/catswithjobs, r/kneadycats, r/piebaldcats, r/spreadytoes, r/standardissuecat, r/TheCatTrapIsWorking

its fun when you go your whole life doing things one way, and then one day you learn that youre not supposed to use a lawn mover on top of people? Will definitely try this!

you’re genuinely so funny - the way you say things makes me laugh so much

The power you now hold with a sound board is insane

ah yes, the two genders: meters and feet

is the only thing on the soundboard 'my wife'

Jordan has such s tier content, he deserves way more followers

I thought it said “my wife and I lost our very sad pet” 😅

16:30 damn it's literally a vacation! Let the lady sleep in! If you're that worried, just save her a plate of leftovers! It's clear either way that the MIL was in the wrong. Like, lady, thats a grown ass woman. Not a child. She thinks the wife sleeping in a little is unhealthy? MIL would have a heart attack if she ever saw MY sleep schedule. OP's wife can take care of her damn self, and by this point in OP and his wife's relationship, I'm sure OP has some idea of his wife's preferences as to when she does and doesn't wanna be woken up for stuff. The MIL can, indeed, take her food and shove it up her ass. Tho while I agree that he's in the right for telling her to shove it, it *did* escalate the situation unnecessarily I think. So, he's NTA but needs to learn that yelling vulgar things at boomers usually doesn't work and just makes them angrier.

I love that Jordan's hacked green screen is just random Japanese katakana

Nah the mom wasn’t in the wrong. Her husband is the asshole. He should’ve known why she wanted to do that and if he didn’t he just clearly wasn’t paying attention to her enough. She just wanted to have fun getting school supplies with her kid. I don’t know how that wasn’t clear to the husband.

Twitter has a bad reputation. But I think Reddit is worse. It kills my brain cells faster and makes me question humanity. 😀

Hey Jordan, so glad you’re reading this. Just wanted to say thanks for posting, your vids are in my top 5 👏🏽

I can’t read reddit posts now without thinking of meters and feet. Thanks, Jordan!

Ideas for soundboard sounds: wolf howl, baby crying, God Save the Queen... Just to name a few ;P

9:55 OKay two things, first you're paying her DOUBLE her previous allowance so she is gettng paid (and even if you weren't it's fine for kids to help with chores in my opinion, especially if they're in their teens)and second, they didn't say anything when the boy was mowing the lawn soo do they not care if boys get exploited?

I was very confused why this all felt so familiar till I remembered I watched you stream this 😩

14:24 Trying to wrap my head around the implication that some people are born with no height whatsoever but grow exactly 1 meter every year, while others are born without feet only to grow one foot a year

this popped up in my recommended today, the queen joke didnt age well lmao

i’m the oldest kid/daughter in my family and i was always the one to mow the lawn (before i moved out lol) even though my younger brother is stronger/taller/etc. it’s really not a problem and it teaches good life skills and stuff, everyone should at least learn how to use a lawn mower (unless u live somewhere where it isn’t necessary). plus i always enjoyed it bc it gave me a good 45 minutes to chill and listen to music (as long as my little siblings hadn’t left too much stuff on the lawn or i wasn’t too close to the Bee Tree™️) and it also gave me a good excuse to lay on the couch and do nothing for like. a while. so yeah lol i ended up going on a longer tangent than i meant to but whatever

Love that I just got done binge rewatching your videos and wake up to this.

THE BOY GOT A SPONSOR??? :DD

for another aita video i would definitely check out the amithedevil subreddit, genuinely some of the worst people are featured on there, it’s surprising how tone deaf some people can be.

Our boy got a sponsor LESGOO

if you guys are curious (like me), the first aita post said “my wife and i lost our 3-year-old son about a year ago” :(

Jordan constantly calling any M meters and any F feet through any video fucking kills me every time, tickles the funny bone

AlTA for punching my grandma in her temple for undercooking the turkey

Please do more of these! I love your videos and I love aita videos so this was an utter delight

NOT ME THINKING 14M WAS 14 MONTHS AHAHAHAHA! I thought this person had their 14 month old son mowing the lawn😂😂😂😂😂😂

This was a really entertaining video, the editing was on point and really complimented the comedy!

this is one of the best sponsored bits I've ever seen. You made an ad funny and watchable... kinda reminded me of the old Corridor Crew sponsored bits from a few years ago. HILARIOUS

guys please. im still in the nook it's been so long and he won't let me out he just keeps laughing and theres a robot voice saying "my wife" over and over again

4:13 is funier now knowing the queen's current state of unliving

4:12 Well that aged about as well as the queen

4:13 ... its a little funnier now, just a little

i'm late to the party but anyway as an Only Child™ my dad taught me (a whaman) to mow the lawn when i was like 13 because there wasn't any other kids to do it lmao. it's been 15 years and somehow i'm still managing to survive despite my deeply rooted trauma about having to mow the lawn as a puny little girl. edit: it's literally not up to some random other mother/parent to determine what is or is not sentimental or important for other parents to experience. stfu. edit 2 (i have thoughts ok): that mother-in-law breakfast situation?? literally he could've just told the MIL to wake up his wife??? then if she's grumpy or whatever it's on the MIL not him and the wife can be like hey mom maybe don't do that in the future thanks

Jordans ad reads are the only ads i dont skip through. Top tier vibes and chaos!

Having an absolutely terrible day thank you Jordan

The soundboard is exquisite. So many variables!

Found out I have covid this morning, glad you posted bc I needed a laugh 😅

jordan making himself CRY laughing at his own sound board is unparalleled

its always a great day when jordan uploads

Dunno why I'm only just getting recommended your videos when I've been watching Jarvis's especially featuring u for months now. You're so fukin funny. Love the dry humour

Him refusing to say “mommy’s homemade breakfast” 😂