The Acolyte EP6 Breakdown | Suns Out Buns Out Episode 

Fuck off... just stp watching this bullshit. Star wars is dead!! STOP WATCHING!!!!

FUQ YOUR MERCH it’s probably Dog SHIHT TOO

No parallels with Harvey Weinstein in this episode. None at all...

I believe that the references to what we know from the good old Star Wars are intended to warm our image of an acolyte. A cheap trick, it's like showing cleavage in a product advertisement.

Love you Jay! ❤

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Nailed it.

Smilo Ren's name is Harvey Skywalkerstein.

This time she hired an intimacy coordinator.

Burrrrnnnnn 🔥🔥

Lamoooo this ain't getting a season 2

LLOL well done 👍

And then Palpatine arrives, and Mae Skywalker uses his electricity against him, and he dies.

Lol

Mae the Farce be with her

I need some Anthony Ainley level goatee!

It ain't on her face, bud.

Yes! A goateee and don't forget the golden scarf around the hips.

​@@Kyle-sr6jmso, if either one starts up another diss track, we'll have positive ID on the perp? Quick! Someone concert sound the Trevor Noah interview!

The goatee may be way under. If you know what I mean. 😉

Same

It’s like a reward for living through the show lol

Me too haha

@@noelgalloway1232 I suffered through the last 3 seasons of Supergirl and only made it through half of Batwoman S1. I'm glad i'm not subjecting myself directly to this show because the inconsistencies would have me pulling my hair out. Batwoman's political dialogue was bad but the writing and flow were worse and just seeing reviews makes me think those people got hired on for this bc these idiots fail upward nowadays.

Me three!!

That’s what I thought as well. Ach-to was unknown, so to speak. Mebbe those creatures are related to porgues

I thought the exact same thing.

@@jamesreynolds4272bless you

This is planet Huak Tuah.

Lol

Didn't they do a bunch of PR early on where they stated this show was supposed to be darker and more geared for adults? I'm not saying they haven't done a 180 and claimed it's for kids since then, but isn't that curious...

Just because it was written **for** 12 year-olds doesn’t meant it should sound like it was written **by** 12 year-olds.

@@jamesreynolds4272 Facts.

In the next starwars series, i wanna see a fat guy and girls going topless for atleast 2 times, they need to include everyone and handle genders equally

​@cd5sircoupe it was the gayest star wars show until it wasn't that gay. That 180 was to clean up ep3 fallout.

They do so much lame shxt in this show, whenever something is about to be revealed or whatever, the power goes out, theres always something to distract what's going on to jump to something else. The timing is just non-sensical. It's like it was written by a third grade class as a project. $180,000,000

They aren't fans so its just fic.

50 different color threads

Own? Not sure if that’s what he is talking about but ok…

The white male Jedi is subordinate who has week face who knows nothing again !! Sorry this so intentional it’s annoying !!

"When you lose everything.."​@@ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV

Leslye made sure to only hire the ugliest men...SIGH

Its just like the Government.

Osha and Mae are in their eaely twenties at this point. But holy crap CRINGE. Again. Ugh. Someone take away Leslye Headland 's trapper keeper.

​​​@@jimdraven2432It's one thing if actors and characters are age appropriate. But I meant the usage of birthday suits and pronouns in a show geared towards children. Did they add a disclaimer? Because they count on children and normies being ignorant to this stuff. That's disturbing.

@@macarahneil2154 very true, good point!

Acotwilyte.

The director is trying to normalize knowingly getting naked in front of women without consent. If she can do that people won't talk about her former boss.

Hahaha

So far "Pronoun Beaver" is coming in close 2nd to "Lesbian Space Witches" for internet gold.

I heard Disney is going to have a carpet sale, too.

Sorry... just saw yours now. Brilliant

What pronoun does it even use?

or some sort of blackmail..

It still makes no sense. Whips strike hard, a light-whip would have sliced right through him. I guess she had them on stun or something. This show is as coherent as Biden.

@@don.keebles at least Biden seems to still have a brighter moment every now and then...

@@don.keebles It might have been used right after a "factory reset". They're not at full power until the reboot completes.

Whip-saber lashes to the back...barely an inconvenience...

@@don.keebles well, you'd think being run through by a light sabre would have killed Sabine, but she was up and about the next day. It's one of those light whips.

The worst part is they had soooooo much material in the EU books and they just threw it all out the window in favor of this kind of hot garbage. They would have been better off spending some money to acquire rights to those stories. Like WIllow, Chris Clermont (w/outline by George Lucas) wrote a pretty good trilogy sequel in the 90's but Disney gave us Willow for tweens instead of spending the money to acquire and adapt that material.

Just comie gobbledegook

Bahahahahaha what a dumb line. This show sucks 😂😂

brilliant

???

I mean in a way isnt that the jedi way. To have no worldly attachments like lots of possesions or family. This is just the sith version? Why do i hear kylo ren "kill the past"

Sounds like you may be in the closet since that scene was your takeaway from the show

oh yea definitely 😭

The Acolyte likes The Male Gays

Not just this episode. The show started like that.

@@nebulajumper6216 true

@@traderstudios6473 quite popular actually the acolyte isn’t the only show/movie that believes that hypocrisy

That's fine with me. Carrie Ann Moss is the only woman on the show I'd even want to see that way. And she's like a grandma.

Did you know the entire New Coke was a genius ruse and is why Coke is the GOAT. They decided that replacing Sugar with Corn Syrup would cause a stir, so they made New Coke with both and changed the flavor, knowing it would flop. Oh well, let’s release Classic, not original, Classic. It had been changed to Corn Syrup but they put the flavoring straight. Switch accomplished, people thrilled. I never thought it tasted right after that but it was far better than New Coke. Left it on the market long enough for folk to forget the exact taste. When I drank my first Mexican Coke, sugar, it filled me up. I felt sick, like when we were kids.

and Mae is a self insert?

@@soaringeagle5418 May and Osha are herself and her sister. Don't know which one's which. This whole show is a 4 hour therapy session. I think Leslye should go back to therapy, and story writing school.

Guy probably ate something wrong or too much and fell into a food coma. The "killer" probably only burnt his hair a bit. Wakes up later and wonders why so many dead Jedi are lying on his front lawn....

Except it's even worse. At least Reylo had a build up through the sequel trilogy. The relationship between Osha and Smylo is ZERO. The suspension of disbelief that she wouldn't just cut him down the very first second she has the lightsaber is mind-boggling!

@@don.keebles What build up? He kidnapped her, killed her father figure, destroyed multiple planets, slashed back of her friend, tried to kill her mother figure (who died because of him anyway), kidnapped her again, dissed her parents, attempted to kill her master (who died because of him anyway), fought her to death and lost. In the end she healed him, kissed him and cried for him when he died because they had a "connection". Disney is writing nothing but strong female characters witch Stockholm syndrome.

@@Morcorco I didn't say it was a good build up, what I meant was they at least had more than one interaction.

I laughed when I saw that too! I just figured one of the editors just blew off entering in a name for the planet or something. Given the way this show was put together the way it has, it’s a possibility…😂

😂

The Farce is Female.

With Anakin’s help!

​@@kevinmartz3082Obviously, Anakin will have a lightsaber fight with Vader in the finale! Can't wait.

And it's not making any sense - as if someone wrote themselves into a corner on the first and only draft

In that case let's modify that: "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Gay?"

@@Toraryuko is that a personal attack or something?

I’ve heard of the tragedy. Heard zim was miss-gendered.

It was the twink Jedi that said "you don't think it was Sol..." and she said something like "that's a bold accusation". I'm paraphrasing as I think those memories were in the brain cells I lost watching this dumpster fire.

Sol: "Help, my team died..." (except the one who has no force powers) Jedi Master Grene B'een: "Yep he did it, not the person who he's been sent to investigate who has already been killing Jedi on a hit list trend that would include Sol himself"

Gay piccolo said this?

Mouse Wars. I bet the final Sith helmet has Mickey ears on it.

A powerful Grey. 🤔🤔

Jedi, Sith, Grey

They slipped on a banana peel.☕😐

@@MrSuperPsymon that explains why you never see a Jedi eating a banana after this

@@RaymondSanders-f8c So you absolutely don't know that Grey Jedi are just Light side users who MAYBE use a bit of the dark side. The Dark Side is a corruption. You cannot balance the light and dark without being master level. It corrupts people. Killing people for your own lust for power does not make you a Grey Jedi. THINK, for christ sake!

it was barely an inconvenience

The sith who so force powerful he killed a jedi with a force push. And dragged on to his saber. It’s like the force only exists if the writer remembers

Enter the Girl Boss

The unfortunate thing about this program, is that even though “Star Wars” is dead, Disney will not stop desecrating its corpse.

@@johntrench It's gonna be a slow, ugly, and painful death. They even zap it back with installments like Ahsoka and Rogue One, but then immediately put it back in the torture chamber with shows like this, if you can even call this a show.

@@LousyNine No, legitimate “Star Wars” in keeping with the original George Lucas vision, the one that made the “Star Wars” franchise into the huge cinematic and financial success that it became, is unfortunately completely dead. The best Disney is able to come up with is “Disney Star Wars”, or perhaps more accurately “Disney Snore Woke”. With very rare exceptions, it’s nothing even remotely like “Star Wars”. It’s a stitch together monster, kind of a Frankenstein creation, that they miss appropriate the term “Star Wars” for, disrespecting it by attaching it to their so-called productions. This particular show is not “Star Wars”. It is Disney defiling the memory of Star Wars while desecrating its corpse. If she wasn’t three different types of currently “protected species“, lesbian plus feminist plus woman, Headland wouldn’t even have gotten her foot into the door, let alone this travesty onto the streaming service.

@@johntrench I dont know, I still got the Star wars feeling from shows like the Final season of clone wars, Mando, Andor, Tales of the Jedi and Empire, and Obi Wan. The only things that have bothered me so far are the sequel trilogy, but the shows are making me hate it a little less, boba fett felt a little too far from actual boba, but it was alright, and the Acolyte, which is just, absolutely not star wars.

@@LousyNine “Rogue One”, “Andor”, and the first two seasons of “The Madalorian” were good and, while not perfect, were reminiscent of the George Lucas “Star Wars”. I wasn’t that enamored of “Clone Wars”, but that’s just personal taste talking, my sons appreciated it more than I did. The anti-sequel trilogy with the “Mary Sue” main character, “Obi Wan”, “Boba Fett”, and “Ahsoka” left me cold, with too little connection to the George Lucas “Star Wars” vision, and too much disrespect for its rich fictional universe, it’s equally rich internal history, and it’s internal physics and logic. “The Acolyte” goes beyond mere disrespect, and treats the franchise as well as Lucas and his vision with utter contempt. Both this 8 episode excretion and its creator, Leslye Headland, are obscenities, consciously and purposely defiling the franchise and “flipping off” the fans. It is far and away the worst offense it has ever committed against “Star Wars” and its fan base. While we may disagree on some of the shows, I think that we are in broad agreement on how offensive the treatment of the “Star Wars“ franchise as well as its fan base has been at the hands of Disney. And you’re absolutely right. “The Acolyte” is in no way, shape, or form a part of “Star Wars”.

When lesbian space witches aren't enough, you foresee incestuous lesbian space witches?

It makes it easier to disregard it as Star Wars.

Nudity ≠ Sexuality

Well it is a Disney show for kids or at least that's what they've been telling the "toxic fans". So I guess its the most on brand episode yet.

I don't see anything wrong with either nudity or sex in star wars... Honestly I feel it's a long time coming for star wars to up there game as it were.... As far as the list of "wrongs" with this show.... This ain't it. The problem is and always was the story and it's ability to tell it. You can have a pretty incredible story with both nudity and sex if done right.... Obviously Acolyte isn't doing it right, just saying... It's not as bad as people are saying. The nudity part. The rest is garbage.

​@TrisskarArran Star Wars is literally a children's franchise, like on a conceptual level these are supposed to be family entertainment

Google Geminii wrote it and made all the characters "inclusive". You get gay black female pope and African and Asian 1940s Germans.

@soaringeagle5418 I know about the gemini debacle and all the antiwhoyte famous ppl it generated, but are you suggesting leslie used a chatbot to write her show? cause I hadn't yet thought about that, but that makes perfect sense for a hack! "chatgpt. write a tv series script about lesbian space witches in the statwars universe and make the cast extremely diverse." that's all she'd have to do. and make several attempts, add details like twins, and eventually, you could get this nonsensical show. damn. that would make sense....

@@Jhunta Yes except Google Geminii was all ready programmed to make all non-white characters so even less effort on the writers room.

Aladdin was betrayed by the Genie when Aladdin asked the Genie to kill Genie's master.

Good spot. It feels like that

And it will be a fart in the wind a disappear forever.

Well they are talking about a season 2. Let’s hope they silently admit they f*up and simply don’t renew it

@@rendermaterial this show is good besides episode three, i dont see anything wrong with the other episode besides how short they are

@@Orko1983 Hopefully they will have to D+ Willow it.

@@ssuperman123 Look no one should ever tell you not to enjoy something if you like it. But if you want to know why everyone is so upset, I suggest having look at videos by Jeremy Jahns, he does a great job at breaking down why the characters are paper thin, how they flip flop in their motivation without logic (I mean look at Mae who hates and wants to kill the Jedi, then she wants to kill his sister, then finds our Osha is alive so she thinks now the Jedi are good and wants to turn herself in, then she re-unites with Osha, then she goes back to Jedi are bad I want to kill them so she kicks Osha unconscious and swap places). There is no tension whatsoever, they set a plot line just to reverse it literally seconds after. You want morally ambiguous characters, mistery and murder? Look at Andor . You want anti-heroes turned into heroes? Look at Rogue One. But this show in my opinion is bad fan fiction with blockbuster budget

Fr though

Couldn't agree more

Car crash in slow motion..

The recap is far better then the show, so at least it gave us that :)

It’s a car crash that is burning toxic fumes , it’s seeped into my brain and gives me headaches for days after I watched it !

If you made it to episode 2 and didn't realize this was shxt, you'll consume anything.

Also, who's us? All the other Jedi were slaughtered. Makes zero sense.

First thing I thought of

So there is the Fight Club inspiration they were talking about. So it had nothing to do with the twins and a possible split personality plot twist, it was just a stolen line of dialogue...shocker!

'what can be, unburdened by what has been' .......ugh

@@ookammi If she becomes the Democrat nominee, the U.S. will become Mos Eisley.

Yeah cuz noone has been inspired by quotes from others before, never. Lol

Apparently twisting the neck of her friend and stabbing her potential love interest three times turns her on.

That way they can bring their home life to work

@@darthbiscuit I agree. I’m sure it’s a form of activism

Well yeah. Powerful master with cool one of a kind whip saber = toy sale go up for your wife and her likeness commissions 🎉

I'm sure they were trying to monetize the light whip as merch the same way they tried to monetize Reva's lightsaber.

​@@The_Implications yea I've thought from the beginning that it seemed weird, almost like double dipping. Oh im the head lead writer on a 180 million star wars show, better cast my wife and make her ultra special role so we can just rake in the money. I feel like there's conflict of interest or something along those lines.

That's just a little treat for the gay boys. So long gay boys!

She asked another woman what straight women like to see on TV. It's like telling an AI people like popcorn and so the AI decides to design a popcorn bag.

it does expose her repressed cis-gender-normative subconscious, quite a bit

THAT'S for the lady boys!

more likely bazil will hook up with jar jar binks and butt feed each other

im genuinely surprised they have not given us a stupid Jawa Jedi yet 😂​@@Chopper650

Jedi/j'DEI

The pic here looks like she's holding a red fluorescent bulb up to his neck.

Terrible. Legit. Lightsabers look wack themselves. The hilt

I was thinking the same thing. They must be using Disney park merch on the show. Where did all the $$$ go? Its gotta be a laundering operation...

It's like they purposefully used the entire episode to explain all the shit we complained about last episode. They knew we would lol.

Headland is trying to tell a roshomon style story, Which is of course, Akira Kurosawa, who inspired Lucas. Only problem, wait not I my problem but a big fuckin problem) that type of story telling doesn't work episodically because it just leaves too much confusion to the outside observer when it should have the opposite affect when done by a master story teller like AK.

Oh come on it's obvious!! The green boss girl jedi they/them used "the thread" to teleport thru the world between worlds to get there fast!.... *cringe* 😆

@@AzraelStDumas1982 sounds legit.

It's the Batwoman level writing. Just teleport the characters where they need them.

also, this is a 180M$ "show". Dune part 2 cost 190M$ to make. We are watching Disney launder millions by pretending to make awful content.

on the other hand, they found their way back out without a tracker in two minutes.

“The adventures of Darth Gimp and Pronoun Beaver” It’d get more views than this show…

You are writing this same comment on every channel. She did not watch the show. You are probably not even married. Give it up man..

@@Visqo1even if he doesn’t his opinion is pretty much the majority opinion. The show is trash

@@Visqo1 Actually I've only copied and pasted it to Generation Tech But you gave me an idea... Maybe I should post it everywhere to see how many people watch the same stuff as me

Nice!

Hahahaha

"Why are you even watching this video" 😂😂😂

Didn’t Kylo have one? You mean any kind of nudity? That part is true…

Kylo Ren was half naked when speaking to Rey via the force connection. Also this was as awkward as slave Leia chained up in a very revealing bikini. At least they only showed his upper half in this episode, but let’s not pretend Star Wars has been so innocent for 40+ years.

@@daicebergjwow you really are defending this shit? Wow just wow

@@daicebergj topless is very different from naked though right? Men don't walk around on the beach naked in front of children do they(unless it's a nudist beach) because that's perverted.

@@jaymea8907 you need to reread my comment. I’m not defending this show, just pointing out that this franchise has always been questionable. Lol. You are so quick to attack no wonder Star Wars fans are the most toxic fandom