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THE ACOLYTE: Episode 6 - It's A Thirsty Sith Trap! 

Jeremy Jahns
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Why do I get the feeling all people are going to be talking about is this new Reylo-ish "will they/wont they" situation? Anyhow, here are my thoughts on the latest waste of cinemas once greatest I.P.
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@UnclePhil73
@UnclePhil73 7 дней назад
Can’t hear OSHA without thinking of workplace safety. Lol
@batalorian7997
@batalorian7997 7 дней назад
Same here. Every time
@randykimbrough3046
@randykimbrough3046 7 дней назад
Yup
@megyskermike
@megyskermike 7 дней назад
I also think of Osho the cult leader
@Ortokolo
@Ortokolo 7 дней назад
Leslie took their names from a soap company in Canada. Oshamae soap
@helloimawesome77
@helloimawesome77 7 дней назад
It seems putting on a hard helmet is pleasing to both Osha and OSHA
@toddsmith9598
@toddsmith9598 7 дней назад
Jeremy is so right. I don’t actually watch Star Wars anymore.
@colm5244
@colm5244 7 дней назад
I watched the original trilogy 10 years ago just to understand the hype before watching the force awakens, and since then I only watch RU-vid drama about Star Wars because it's way more interesting than this commercialised, overrated BS
@soraceant
@soraceant 7 дней назад
Wztching modern star wars isnt healthy for your body.
@Youreallygonnaactlikethat
@Youreallygonnaactlikethat 7 дней назад
Maybe you could read the books but go off smart guy
@idunnoay
@idunnoay 7 дней назад
I’ll watch another season of Andor. But yeah, otherwise I’ll watch videos about Star Wars
@goufr3540
@goufr3540 7 дней назад
He fully went into the meme and even he knows its true.
@rahn45
@rahn45 7 дней назад
"What's my motivation?" "The script." "Now this is writing!"
@tigerlancer
@tigerlancer 3 дня назад
Now, this is pod racing. 😂
@CrimsyCreates
@CrimsyCreates 6 дней назад
The Acolyte in a nutshell: "They treat it like it's some sort of bulls*** sithcom" - Jeremy Jahns
@kboi1170
@kboi1170 7 дней назад
You know it’s a Disney product when they’re not afraid to add a wet shirtless guy as a thirst trap; but simultaneously decide that Leia in a bikini is problematic.
@WishingItWereEasy
@WishingItWereEasy 7 дней назад
Remember- traits that men have are bad. But when women take up those same traits, are good. We live in Upside Down world.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 7 дней назад
Not just that, but the twilek jedi for exposing her stomach, too.
@mikangv08
@mikangv08 7 дней назад
Because she's not their type
@Skabanis
@Skabanis 7 дней назад
20 century fox made Star Wars empire not Disney…this the second time we saw. Shirtless dude it’s goofy writing…like are they going to get it on? Nope
@burnt-croissants
@burnt-croissants 7 дней назад
i say the objectification of the body is an equal opportunity fair game for all genders. if it serves a purpose for the story, then i don’t see what the issue is with nudity. the problem arises when men or women are topless as a prop and it adds nothing more to the plot.
@josephhutton7574
@josephhutton7574 7 дней назад
"You killed my friends!" "Yup." "You killed Yord!" "Uh-huh." "You killed Jecki!" "Yeah, wanna wear my sweet Dark Side helmet?" "Yes, please."
@a3-radio
@a3-radio 7 дней назад
Yeah that scene would have worked if we had seen ocea struggle with her hate for the jedi for kicking her out... Its weird that they set the proper plot lines and yet fail to deliver in every single on of them There is an entertaining script here its just executed poorly...
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 7 дней назад
"You stole away my sister!" "Yes, but have you considered the fact that I'm super hot?" "Wait, what'd you say? I was too busy looking at your abs."
@hypothalapotamus5293
@hypothalapotamus5293 7 дней назад
Sith mind reading check: "Yord would've probably died from ironing his clothes while wearing them and Jecki wasn't really your friend... Either way, sun's out, guns out."
@JimP-tc7gg
@JimP-tc7gg 6 дней назад
@@hypothalapotamus5293 hahaha love this.
@Fujtajblus
@Fujtajblus 6 дней назад
@@a3-radio It is always backwards. Noone cares about the characters. So their "mystery traps" like this do not work. Oh no, Sol is hiding something dark in his past, oh no, what may it be? Noone cares. All we see is a guy who behaves extremely illogical with 0 common sense and care.
@Dexidoodle
@Dexidoodle 5 дней назад
Fun Fact: Osha and Mae are named after a Canadian boutique soap company. Osha Mae. The more you know.
@LazarusSlade
@LazarusSlade День назад
Well that's stupid! Because every time I hear Osha I hear OSHA!!!
@williamfrank962
@williamfrank962 День назад
As a Canadian I would like to officially apologize on behalf of my country.
@Failedlegend
@Failedlegend 7 дней назад
the worst part is that despite all the "the force is female" BS, they gave the female lead NO agency, both characters she's playing just gets dragged around by other people the whole series and any time they do decide to do something on their own the story just forgets it happened (ie. Mae deciding to surrender to the Jedi)
@radf-zf7ev
@radf-zf7ev 6 дней назад
It's by design. They don't want you to enjoy stories with "minorities," they want it to suck to cause division. And they don't want us to have moving stories or music at all because we might be uplifted or inspired. It's not like people suddenly got uninspired and lost all talent, it's just that powerful people want the masses desolate. It must burn their ass that so many of us are still entertained by criticism vids.
@aeschylus6250
@aeschylus6250 6 дней назад
Y’all cried for a decade that Rey was too strong, now y’all are crying that Osha is too weak. I’m starting to think the real problem is that you just don’t like female characters.
@hobojoe9717
@hobojoe9717 6 дней назад
When did they say the force was female? 🤔
@hobojoe9717
@hobojoe9717 6 дней назад
⁠@@aeschylus6250I’m sure there is a not insignificant portion of the Star Wars fan base that this applies to. But that doesn’t mean Rey, Osha, and Mae aren’t just poorly written characters. Also, OP never said anything about Osha being too weak. Sounds to me like you need to check your own bias.
@jameswilliams-zr8co
@jameswilliams-zr8co 6 дней назад
disney is woke garbage and that purple whip saber is so gay lol
@Breadddward
@Breadddward 7 дней назад
I feel bad for the people forcing themselves to watch this show. Jeremy, you’re doing the lord’s work
@paulianhodgson
@paulianhodgson 7 дней назад
People having to watch it to do reviews are probably a big percentage of the current audience....
@LacTV-videos
@LacTV-videos 7 дней назад
i feel bad in the opposite direction. It is a shame folks aren't enjoying it as much as I am.
@gianthand8130
@gianthand8130 7 дней назад
@@paulianhodgson Wow
@nicholasnajibi3082
@nicholasnajibi3082 7 дней назад
Forcing? Is that what you tell yourself because you and your fav RU-vidr who dictates how You think and feel….tell you so? 😂
@nicholasnajibi3082
@nicholasnajibi3082 7 дней назад
@@paulianhodgsonlook up the streaming numbers….it would make you mad that people are watching it. Which sounds like a personal problem
@gregoryw7670
@gregoryw7670 7 дней назад
“We dont know because they don’t know because the writers don’t know.” That is Disney’s Star Wars
@tommyg9283
@tommyg9283 7 дней назад
rogue one. Force awakens and andor were great. Ahsoka was good. Disney star wars has had hits and misses.
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 7 дней назад
@@tommyg9283 Disney is fulfilling the vein of: "Shoot for the moon, because if you miss - you'll die alone in the void."
@EpicFurious
@EpicFurious 7 дней назад
Yep. 'Andor' is feeling more and more like an anomaly.
@writingref
@writingref 7 дней назад
Its this show. Not all of "Disney"
@Clawed9
@Clawed9 7 дней назад
Ahsoka was terrible​@@tommyg9283
@pcargolo1
@pcargolo1 5 дней назад
"you could've just had Sol apprehend Mae at the end of the last episode and it would've been the same result" This comment summarizes the whole show 🤣
@Nancy12West
@Nancy12West 6 дней назад
Don’t you know Jeremy? When a villainous dark sider guy has a shirtless scene, that’s film short hand for, all’s forgiven.
@hassathunter2464
@hassathunter2464 5 дней назад
Do bots also get such a scene?
@theweddingsinger1970
@theweddingsinger1970 7 дней назад
Jar Jar, all is forgiven
@bigdreams5554
@bigdreams5554 7 дней назад
No, I still don't forgive Jar Jar
@lynand2967
@lynand2967 7 дней назад
Bahahahaha, thats good, I'm stealing this quote;
@TheDisgruntledImperial
@TheDisgruntledImperial 7 дней назад
Binks or Abrams?
@abdizur8765
@abdizur8765 7 дней назад
Ah, thank you Jar Jar. Perhaps we treated you too harshly.
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108 7 дней назад
@@TheDisgruntledImperial *Obviously binks. Fuck abrams*
@BaithNa
@BaithNa 7 дней назад
This helmet blocks out everything except the force... and also the force
@kaykutcher2103
@kaykutcher2103 7 дней назад
It being a forced plot device makes this all the better.
@arturzinurov4781
@arturzinurov4781 7 дней назад
Still doesn’t explain how the stun gun didn’t stun him, he was hit in the shoulder
@davidcici11Evolution
@davidcici11Evolution 7 дней назад
I think he meant it like how Magneto helmet works in comics. It can block out telepathy and other mental attacks (projections etc).
@ericp1139
@ericp1139 7 дней назад
The writing is…just so great.
@MarkLittle-rq2bq
@MarkLittle-rq2bq 7 дней назад
I don't remember cortosis actually having the capacity to block force abilities...ahhh, this is Disney/Marvel Star Wars. My bad...
@xanderkai6353
@xanderkai6353 6 дней назад
“we don’t know, because she doesn’t know, because the writers don’t know.” bingo
@alanaye5465
@alanaye5465 6 дней назад
Just met you 5 minutes ago at half price books. Just wanna say thanks for taking time to allowing me to meet you. I'll never look at the cyborg movie the same anymore 😂
@mikebell2162
@mikebell2162 5 дней назад
That’s awesome! I’m intrigued on why you won’t look at it the same anymore? Unless it’s just because you associate it with meeting him and he didn’t tell you something about the movie
@alanaye5465
@alanaye5465 5 дней назад
@mikebell2162 so I went into the half price book store that day to look at VHS movies to buy then I see him with a Cyborg VHS in his hand as I meet him. Such a nice guy he is.
@JoshLange3D
@JoshLange3D 4 дня назад
Which half price?
@gantz0949
@gantz0949 2 дня назад
​@@alanaye5465so cool. Def selfie
@mechgouki7999
@mechgouki7999 7 дней назад
To quote Jeff Goldblum. That is one big pile of acolyte.
@MaesterMike
@MaesterMike 7 дней назад
Great comment, calling the Acolyte for what it is.
@losrajvosa0078
@losrajvosa0078 7 дней назад
😅
@DormDwellorCross
@DormDwellorCross 7 дней назад
Actually he says… …oh I see. :)
@TopherTensen5020
@TopherTensen5020 7 дней назад
Nice
@yammt3148
@yammt3148 7 дней назад
MOM! Star Wars is making Jeremy drink again!!!
@rosssoyka860
@rosssoyka860 7 дней назад
Don’t make me cry
@gantz0949
@gantz0949 2 дня назад
Oh he'll be fine johnny he'll just watch The Last Jedi to help him cope😂
@freelanxe
@freelanxe 6 дней назад
“Darth Thirst Trap” 😂😂😂
@billm3210
@billm3210 7 дней назад
All valid points. There is too much convenience. No effort in consequences. No knowledge of time. The twins are all over the place with their arcs.
@Doomchild2XL
@Doomchild2XL 7 дней назад
That scar on his back. A lightsaber couldn't have done this, but maybe... *dundundun*... a whip!
@alexm2889
@alexm2889 6 дней назад
my thoughts exactly
@TheMovieBuff96
@TheMovieBuff96 6 дней назад
I was about to say the same thing! This is he first comment I've seen to point that out.
@KevinKrayden
@KevinKrayden 6 дней назад
My thoughts, exactly.
@kbrewers
@kbrewers 6 дней назад
oh thats a good point
@stevengallagher3757
@stevengallagher3757 5 дней назад
Damn it. You ruined the big reveal. Sigh. 🤣
@solidjake7674
@solidjake7674 7 дней назад
Boromir to the Alcolyte Show Runners: "Give Jeremy's liver a moment for pity's sake!"
@johnkey2780
@johnkey2780 2 дня назад
By nightfall this liver will be filled with stronger drinks
@guitarjavi75
@guitarjavi75 6 дней назад
Jeremy is the best Star Wars show airing right now😂
@kungstu22
@kungstu22 7 дней назад
Just living for Andor at this point.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 7 дней назад
Disney: Come to the Dark Side, we have abs
@joshuasantana685
@joshuasantana685 7 дней назад
Having abs definitely makes you evil
@arsenelupin9697
@arsenelupin9697 7 дней назад
Thank God nobody is "objectifying" women anymore - that would get in the way of showing off shirtless men. The Force truly is female ^^
@novakrabby
@novakrabby 7 дней назад
Disney sold this show as ground-breaking from a creator who has an interesting opinion about the world of Star Wars It is just a poorly done Reylo Fanfic...
@Hi-fd4cw
@Hi-fd4cw 7 дней назад
Marvel’s had this thing going on too, “we have to communicate to the audience that this male protagonist is powerful! How? We show them shirtless!”
@makasete30
@makasete30 7 дней назад
Good arms and Abs, but skipped chest day for some reason. In all seriousness he’s the best thing in the show along with Sol. He’s a very good actor and I expect we’ll see him in more movies after this.
@huhhuhhuh4069
@huhhuhhuh4069 7 дней назад
“If we don’t know what we’re doing, the enemy won’t either.” -Leslie Headland
@ytrewq182
@ytrewq182 7 дней назад
Hahahah
@bluewatermi1454
@bluewatermi1454 7 дней назад
LOL
@Nokaret
@Nokaret 6 дней назад
That's actually a really good point Jeremy - Mae's infiltration attempt went nowhere. Then again, it brought us Bazil vs Mae! Show didn't have enough budget to show the Wookie fight, instead we got a kung fu beaver.
@TheBestPill-no2xp
@TheBestPill-no2xp 5 дней назад
Soooooo... you watch this show, huh? Hm. 🙄
@Nokaret
@Nokaret 5 дней назад
@@TheBestPill-no2xp On EFAP, Critical Drinker, Heelvsbabyface, LittlePlatoon... There's entertainment to be had with this - it's just not on Disney Plus 😄
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 4 дня назад
@@TheBestPill-no2xp You implicated yourself with that comment...
@TheBestPill-no2xp
@TheBestPill-no2xp 4 дня назад
@@MrBrock314 Yeah, OK... I have not had Disney+ since _She-Hulk_ Episode 3. *All you dorks that have made an Olympic sport out of complaining about Disney Star Wars are **_exactly_** the same as sports gamers* that complain about Electronic Arts Madden football video game...and buy it every year. It's pathetic, weak, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
@gmatuz8276
@gmatuz8276 6 дней назад
Bless you J cause just watching a review about this show is stressful asf already, can't imagine trying to force myself to sit through it
@Te_Barbell_Bard
@Te_Barbell_Bard 7 дней назад
The fact that we’ve seen Jeremy go from slightly optimistic to just downright alcoholism in 6 episodes is impressive. Good on you for not tapping out after episode 0 like most people.
@hobojoe9717
@hobojoe9717 6 дней назад
He was definitely not “slightly optimistic” to begin with lol. He was very mid on the show after the premiere, and said he wasn’t even sure if he was going to continue making videos about it.
@Mechani-Kong
@Mechani-Kong 6 дней назад
Tee hee
@ajpend
@ajpend 6 дней назад
No. Tap out. One video about this show is all Jahns’ platform needed. It’s a waste of time to watch the show and a waste of time to produce these videos about it. Same with House of the Dragon, or whatever. They’re bad shows. Let’s all move on. There are legitimately promising movies (or shows, I guess) that I would love a review on. I only clicked on this video to leave comments like this one.
@hobojoe9717
@hobojoe9717 6 дней назад
@@ajpend Man, the irony of this comment is on another level lol.
@ajpend
@ajpend 6 дней назад
@@hobojoe9717 thanks for the reference! To be clear, I did not watch the video.
@cybrfriends5089
@cybrfriends5089 7 дней назад
Turns out....that helmet is OSHA compliant
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 7 дней назад
🫡
@klass_1221
@klass_1221 7 дней назад
😂💀
@thatdudeKarim
@thatdudeKarim 7 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao. That was good.
@SomeYouTubeTraveler
@SomeYouTubeTraveler 7 дней назад
It's a Type 2 Class E HT helmet for sure.
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 7 дней назад
OSHA approved 👌 👍 😎
@j.verdikto4739
@j.verdikto4739 6 дней назад
Jeremy, you're doing the Lord's work. So glad I've given up on these Star Wars show and I won't forgive Disney for wasting a perfectly fine Manny Jacinto on this.
@SireMuhammad
@SireMuhammad 6 дней назад
0:04 cant be more accurate.
@atillathehungry3145
@atillathehungry3145 7 дней назад
People don't watch Star Wars they watch videos about SW. So true my friend.
@officialthomasjames
@officialthomasjames 7 дней назад
Me 100%. It’s the way to go.
@SiriuslyBlack7
@SiriuslyBlack7 7 дней назад
That's what I do!it's cheaper and better for my blood pressure. So even if there's not much action,I still get plenty of laughs😅
@Lampoluke
@Lampoluke 7 дней назад
Pirating sw is too much labour ontensive for me. Watching 3 hour discussion on EFAP? Amazing
@DocMicrowave
@DocMicrowave 7 дней назад
@@Lampoluke It isn't worth pirating. It's a waste of bandwidth and storage.
@novakrabby
@novakrabby 7 дней назад
I was afraid of Jeremy's liver but I forgot his brain took just as much damage
@JamieWittGuitar
@JamieWittGuitar 7 дней назад
Being afraid of Jeremy's liver seems like a very specific fear
@bradmiles1984
@bradmiles1984 7 дней назад
Brain damage from the show is probably more dehabilitating then the liver damage from all the Johnny Walker.
@faizahmohammedaruwa
@faizahmohammedaruwa 7 дней назад
​@@JamieWittGuitar did you see how much alcohol he had left? Very valid fear if you ask me 😂
@JamieWittGuitar
@JamieWittGuitar 7 дней назад
@@faizahmohammedaruwa I'm just being pedantic because he said he's afraid OF Jeremy's liver not FOR it. It brought up a humourous mental image of someone being chased by a liver.
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook 7 дней назад
Uhm actually 🤓 alcohol causes just as much damage to the brain as the liver aka wet brain. So Jeremy’s brain is of more concern since it’s taking a double hit 💁🏻‍♂️
@TIB5
@TIB5 7 дней назад
I literally couldn’t bring myself to watch this episode so I came here for the summary! XD thanks man!
@wickjohn8673
@wickjohn8673 6 дней назад
I can see by 8th episode Jeremy barely standing up and being super drunk... 😂😂😂
@lupolinar
@lupolinar 7 дней назад
You search for logic in this show. Admirable.
@deadman1367
@deadman1367 6 дней назад
"admirable... but mistaken" - bane, the dark knight rises 2012
@gregmize01
@gregmize01 7 дней назад
The way characters drip-feed us tiny scraps of information and then either walk away or get interrupted by a conveniently timed problem. It allows the writers to spin out short, simple conversations into entire episodes.
@ofirzsasson
@ofirzsasson 6 дней назад
So so so true that is probably the most frustrating aspect of this dishonest crap
@IshmaelSheo
@IshmaelSheo 6 дней назад
Yea - when the ship comes back online, then that important information is left hanging in the air LOL
@thiefofa1073
@thiefofa1073 6 дней назад
Good point. The season would be 2-3 episodes shorter if during both the sister's 2nd meeting on the forest planet they just asked "Wait, you think 16 years ago I burned down the whole place and killed our witch sisters?" - "Ok so what actually happened that night according to you?"
@gregmize01
@gregmize01 5 дней назад
@@thiefofa1073 "runtime padding"
@davidobrien6259
@davidobrien6259 6 дней назад
Green Jedi lady is the big bad, she tried to kill apprentice thirst trap with her flexi saber ( back wound ) and he wants revenge through doppelganger no 1
@jond7972
@jond7972 5 дней назад
Anyone else always have the like button hit before the ad ends on Jeremy's videos? 😂
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 5 дней назад
Instant like hit button on his every videos, that's how much I trust him.😊
@maxacorn
@maxacorn 7 дней назад
it amazes me how many folks will handwave away bad writing, rather than just call it bad writing.
@pablogamberomasson-qg2px
@pablogamberomasson-qg2px 7 дней назад
And I remember Jeremy being all excited on those SW quizz games at conventions, answerimg difficult questions about the expanded universe and so on... annd now, watching him, as well as a major part of the SW fandom, not giving a **** anymore is so sad... Disney has massacred our boy.
@denniscortes9048
@denniscortes9048 7 дней назад
I remember him singing... "StaWars, nothing but StarWars..." With a SŴ bed sheet, as a cape.
@i.shuuya3231
@i.shuuya3231 7 дней назад
He will be fine. It's not a basic necessity. I just don't understand how can you dislike something for so long and stick around the entire time. Grifters I guess.
@malachi8154
@malachi8154 7 дней назад
I'm in the same boat, brother. Read 150+ novels and countless comics. Edited Wookieepedia for years. Won a local SW trivia contest twice in a row so thoroughly, they asked me to join the jury so things could be interesting again. Now, I don't even feel the anger anymore. TFA and TLJ are so far in the rear window, they can't even hurt me anymore. I don't watch the news stuff because I don't care one bit. Apathy is death.
@SolProxy
@SolProxy 7 дней назад
​@@i.shuuya3231 Because he reviews things? Because it's been a big part of his life?
@GreyMagee74
@GreyMagee74 7 дней назад
​@@malachi8154that's how become, I still watch this to see what's going on. But I don't react or let it affect me like it used and like it seems to affect creators like SW Theory. (No shade on him, dudes passionate about this like I used to be, I just hope he doesn't have a stroke before finally moving on!😅)
@anthonysolis3795
@anthonysolis3795 6 дней назад
Sol letting out his emotions and slamming his fist into the table and acting the way he's acting got me thinking he's truly got alternative motives
@zogwort1522
@zogwort1522 3 дня назад
that would be the a reasonable assumption to make in a show with consistent characterization
@CyberVirtual
@CyberVirtual 5 дней назад
Let's just say she got a good look at every shade of his saber color...
@andrewmorgan8607
@andrewmorgan8607 7 дней назад
3:27 “We don’t know, cause she doesn’t know, cause the writers don’t know.” Easily the best summary of this show I’ve read.
@tuckershuff1441
@tuckershuff1441 7 дней назад
At this point I'm more interested in what kind of scotch JJ is drinking than The Acolyte.
@panicoestatico9260
@panicoestatico9260 7 дней назад
Blue Label?
@HLinc.
@HLinc. 7 дней назад
Yes, Blue Label.
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 7 дней назад
Good stuff, pricey but incredible.
@mrcat3493
@mrcat3493 7 дней назад
Johnny Walker Blue label. It’s a blended scotch, not bad, runs about $200 a bottle.
@shawnpepin7890
@shawnpepin7890 7 дней назад
Ignore what he's drinking and grab a bottle of Canadian club 12y old... freaking delicious and very reasonably priced
@Chadav
@Chadav День назад
Jeremy, I think this is one of your best EVER reviews; love the line at 8:47 " ... She forgets what happened ... that day!"
@jonak.loves.u
@jonak.loves.u 6 дней назад
i haven’t seen an episode of this but i’ve watched all of your videos. thank you
@Keverember
@Keverember 7 дней назад
It feels like Leslye Headland had *maybe* 90 minutes of “story” and D+ said stretch it into 8 episodes.
@bradmiles1984
@bradmiles1984 7 дней назад
I feel like this was originally pitched as a shorter movie but they changed it to a show because they wouldn't greenlight a movie.
@redbearington3345
@redbearington3345 7 дней назад
That's been every D+ show. Writers should be struggling to condense to 6-8 episodes but instead ate struggling to find enough ways to pad them out.
@15thobserver
@15thobserver 7 дней назад
@@bradmiles1984 But then still dropped 180 mill anyways? Nah, tv shows are just generally easier to launder money through because there is much more going on and bigger time crunches with lots of 'extra' guests opportunities.
@mercurialfunk2552
@mercurialfunk2552 7 дней назад
They did this to Kenobi so I wouldn't doubt it
@denisako6493
@denisako6493 7 дней назад
8 episodes 30 mins that's 4 hrs with good editing you can bring that down to 1hr 50mins
@drakealexander6668
@drakealexander6668 7 дней назад
"Star Wars being the tale of morality. The struggle of good and evil." Was. It was.
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 7 дней назад
Same could be said about LOTR, the TV show is trying to spin that premise
@JoeHoliday21
@JoeHoliday21 6 дней назад
This is the funniest one you've ever done!! 😂😂😂 and I've watched you for years
@Nasser851000
@Nasser851000 7 дней назад
0:11 Jeremy dealing in Absolute 😆
@sethjones8723
@sethjones8723 4 дня назад
My bet for the scars on SmiloRen's back is from the green jedi's purple whip saber. Explains the waves in the scarring and why they even showed her Saber in the episode.
@bearlystab1e
@bearlystab1e День назад
I am making the call now! SmiloRen’s old master is the green Jedi lady. And the reason the scars on his back don’t look like lightsaber burns is because it is SaberWhip marks.
@timheinrich3752
@timheinrich3752 7 дней назад
The Acolyte is pretty much the perfect encapsulation of Disney live action Star Wars lately...A pretty cool idea on the surface that totally fumbles its execution.
@asmophorp6165
@asmophorp6165 7 дней назад
Jeremy jahns is my favorite character in the star wars universe
@gianthand8130
@gianthand8130 7 дней назад
Same
@paulconrad6220
@paulconrad6220 7 дней назад
Jahn is totally a Star Wars name
@howtoinjapan4014
@howtoinjapan4014 6 дней назад
you got some good stories ...tell me another one couldn't be funnier 🤣
@adamnesbitt3963
@adamnesbitt3963 4 дня назад
Something to note: Green master Jedi lady has a unique lightsaber that has a whip like plasma blade. I have a feeling they showed that cause it is what left that scar on Qimir's back.
@gumz5661
@gumz5661 7 дней назад
Lore says he wears the helmet to block out the nagging of the witches
@winterrising8738
@winterrising8738 5 дней назад
well i need one immediately
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 2 дня назад
Witches always be nagging
@Guitarman5705
@Guitarman5705 7 дней назад
They had the sith guy kidnap a woman then expose himself full frontal to her without her consent lol headland definitely writes what she knows I suppose, had me feeling real awkward watching it NGL
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 7 дней назад
Dark Try Ad Traits. Far too many women lust after them.
@RangerMcFriendly
@RangerMcFriendly 7 дней назад
L O L
@mikerosoft1009
@mikerosoft1009 7 дней назад
In his defence, she followed him to his bathtub with a weapon.
@dan7564
@dan7564 7 дней назад
That's a stretch, she stalked him and knew it was coming when he started taking off his shirt at the pool. People are desperate to hate star wars.
@Guitarman5705
@Guitarman5705 7 дней назад
@@dan7564 "she stalked him" he kidnapped her lol she has no power in this situation which makes it really fucking weird no matter if it's star wars or any other IP
@josephstone4842
@josephstone4842 7 дней назад
We are all so grateful for your sacrifice Jeremy
@KRZLY.
@KRZLY. 6 дней назад
Sol wants to save both kids. He’s still bothered about what happened and probably feels guilty. You know the whole “what’s in the box” plot. It justifies him trying to do it solo. I just hope that the reveal isn’t a let down.
@gutz1981
@gutz1981 7 дней назад
My god, 20 years from now JJ when you are a full blown alcoholic, you can pinpoint the moment your life went downhill and hopefully sue Lucas Film for this.
@smurfie8412
@smurfie8412 7 дней назад
He been there
@jaredarmstrong7403
@jaredarmstrong7403 7 дней назад
Lucas film will have been dissolved by that point.
@bluenerve
@bluenerve 7 дней назад
He didn’t even finish his drink lol
@jacos133
@jacos133 7 дней назад
This show, Ahsoka, Kenobi, and BoBF were all supposed to be movies under the "A Star Wars Story" label. After Solos box office flop, Disney announced that they were stopping the ASWS series and focussing on Disney+. My guess is these shows were all half-baked movie scripts that have been stuffed with filler and cut into episodes. This one is the most egregious so far with all the awkward cuts and cliffhangers out of nowhere. I mean what was that ending scene in this episode? It's so amateur it hurts! $180 million for this? Cmon.
@goonerOZZ
@goonerOZZ 7 дней назад
That actually makes a lot of sense...
@justified004
@justified004 7 дней назад
The problem with this thought process is that if they were afraid of another box office flop, then why spend $180M just to put it on Disney+. They aren't recouping that much money from a show on a streaming service. Nothing about their actions make sense because Acolyte doesn't even mesh with the High Republic books that Disney created.
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 7 дней назад
@@justified004 Because it's about sending a message.
@DimSquadGaming
@DimSquadGaming 7 дней назад
@@TheMaleReiokay Critical Drinker
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 7 дней назад
@@goonerOZZIt really does.
@Sauromalus
@Sauromalus День назад
Respectfully, I had the impression that green Jedi lady senses that it was *not* Sol and was her former padawan: Smilo Ren. Scar on the back is the light whip.
@thomasprovost366
@thomasprovost366 2 дня назад
I let it go at the time, but the more I think about it the more I think it is super weird that Sol did not turn around to get Osha when he realized that it was Mae with him. Especially since one of the things that they tried to set up is that Sol is protective of Osha like a father.
@OoOd4v3OoO
@OoOd4v3OoO 7 дней назад
It feels like Disney's AI was trained on the Pitch Meeting skits
@richardede9594
@richardede9594 5 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@BtheGoldenNinjaBGN
@BtheGoldenNinjaBGN День назад
Osha has woken up like, 5 times in this show.
@Thatguy-mn7nw
@Thatguy-mn7nw 7 дней назад
The sith guy is Vernestra's former padawan. The scar looks like it came from her lightwhip.
@johnlong8952
@johnlong8952 7 дней назад
We're at the runtime of Fellowship of the ring...(and a little into 2 towers) and what has happened? We know as little as we did when we started. And wow the dialogue is so bad.
@leviticusprime4904
@leviticusprime4904 7 дней назад
Remember when we used to meme about the prequels dialogue? Man I miss those days.
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 7 дней назад
Are you actually watching this show? Why bother, even if it's pirated
@BackwardsFish86
@BackwardsFish86 7 дней назад
Can we talk about Mae's ridiculous scream when she gets sprayed with oil in her eye? It was insane and then 2 seconds after it was like nothing happened. Also, im calling it now, Green Jedi Lady gave Smilo Ren the back scars.
@rosssoyka860
@rosssoyka860 7 дней назад
I laughed because I seriously thought that’d of fucked her up so bad
@paulconrad6220
@paulconrad6220 7 дней назад
the tone is seriously inconsistent. Like, from scene to scene, even line to line
@JamesAndrews-yw8iv
@JamesAndrews-yw8iv 6 дней назад
Every1 knows she is... miss green giant. U had better eat your green veggies, bucko. Lmoa
@drakkondarkspell
@drakkondarkspell 6 дней назад
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." - Darth Sith Trap probably.
@stephaniekyle8836
@stephaniekyle8836 5 дней назад
Thanks Jeremy for watching this show so we don’t have too :)
@nimz8521
@nimz8521 7 дней назад
"It's only when you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything" Darth Durden
@chrisretzlaff2895
@chrisretzlaff2895 7 дней назад
That back scar....does look like a lightsaber.....a lightsaber whip!!😂😂
@sunnysied713
@sunnysied713 7 дней назад
A light saber whip is so incredibly stupid. 😆
@watchmesquatch
@watchmesquatch 7 дней назад
Its called a lightwhip.
@chrisretzlaff2895
@chrisretzlaff2895 7 дней назад
@@watchmesquatch when a sith comes along....you must whip it...whip it, whip it good
@Angry_Peanut_52
@Angry_Peanut_52 7 дней назад
​@@sunnysied713 Stupid or not, its been in star wars since the 80s
@sunnysied713
@sunnysied713 7 дней назад
@@Angry_Peanut_52 Okay, some writers made stupid decisions 40 years ago. Lightwhip. What's next, a light bow and arrow? Lol 🤗
@cabe3231
@cabe3231 5 дней назад
Ohhh! Jimmy Smits from "Dexter" at the end? My, my, I am getting the vapors.
@StopFear
@StopFear 6 дней назад
Very relevant comment about the shortcut. I heard Theravada Buddhists monk being asked if a person should take sedatives or antidepressants to suppress the desire (source of suffering) they always say no. That is a shortcut that defeats point of Buddhism.
@zogwort1522
@zogwort1522 3 дня назад
Sounds like an admission of failure on their part.
@flesheater5712
@flesheater5712 7 дней назад
Characters who are evil but think they are good are what you get when writers who think the same way about themselves.
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 7 дней назад
It *can* work - with competent writers - but we don't have that in / with Disney, unfortunately.
@burnt-croissants
@burnt-croissants 7 дней назад
uh no, good villains think they are doing the right thing, no one wants to think of themselves as the villain in their own story, they all delude themselves to be “the saviour”. example: anakin skywalker
@flesheater5712
@flesheater5712 7 дней назад
​@@burnt-croissantsthese writer's think the Sith are the heros
@lustrazor44
@lustrazor44 7 дней назад
Uh hate to break it to you but evil people don’t think they’re evil……are you 6 years old and did you forget to take your meds?
@donstarlancer
@donstarlancer 7 дней назад
Actually that’s real life too though
@Jin_Rambo
@Jin_Rambo 7 дней назад
At this point with the current state of Star Wars, someone should make a star wars themed liquor bottle flavour for Jeremy here, call it "Dark Sip"
@bradspringer2372
@bradspringer2372 3 дня назад
I am one of those. I am extremely entertained by Jeremy's reviews.
@codismith6472
@codismith6472 7 дней назад
I’m watching this show vicariously through you.
@lancestallard9304
@lancestallard9304 7 дней назад
Smile-o ren was green bald jedi master's Padawan. The scar looks erratic on his back and she has an energy whip lightsaber. Mystery solved.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 7 дней назад
Kinky jedi pederasty now, woo
@Dp_is_Op
@Dp_is_Op 7 дней назад
How old is he though? He was apart of the order apparently prior to osha joining.He looks like early 30s at the oldest
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 7 дней назад
@@Dp_is_Op Well, given this is Disney - age... Is malleable... And well, humans can live and age as much as required for the story. Why? Because - "Oh, you accept Space Magic but not what we said as this guy's age? WOW!"
@Angry_Peanut_52
@Angry_Peanut_52 7 дней назад
​@@Dp_is_OpIf the actor's age is anything to go off of, he's 36
@TopherTensen5020
@TopherTensen5020 7 дней назад
That would be more interesting if the show wasn't totally crap
@MrLinguist88
@MrLinguist88 7 дней назад
I really like that Jeremy actually critisizes the bad writing and is not diving into the whole other internet scandals and shouting around this show. A show needs to be judged primarily by its writing and plot ❤
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 7 дней назад
That's Jeremy Jahns for you. He is not a grifter and neither uses buzz words. He solely judges the tv shows and movies from review's standpoint.
@nitinmathew5391
@nitinmathew5391 6 дней назад
True. Other "critics" like drinker and nerdrotic focus too much on the right wing ideology and anti-disney sentiments instead of just the show.
@gokaury
@gokaury 6 дней назад
​@@nitinmathew5391except they do focus on the show's merits. If you actually watched their videos, you would know this. It's just that they also focus on other things surrounding the show.
@revermen3580
@revermen3580 6 дней назад
Not being cool with messaging is external how?
@yami122
@yami122 6 дней назад
@@gokaury Not really they mostly just complain on the social issues of the time and how shows they're watching art conforming to these social angle that they prefer
@Chunkysdead94
@Chunkysdead94 6 дней назад
"Children with lightsabers, but not Jedi."
@kirkdarling4120
@kirkdarling4120 5 дней назад
Yeah, you nailed it all. Venestra's assistant reminds me of Dedra Meera's assistant. And Venestra is starting to remind me of Dedra Meera. They're telling this story like a summer camp counselor telling a ghost story over the fireplace.
@beto3707
@beto3707 7 дней назад
Thank you Jeremy so much for taking one for the team! You’re right, a lot of us are not watching but always looking forward to your review.
@Elmarapoo
@Elmarapoo 7 дней назад
There’s a shortage of dumpsters in Hollywood. Disney put them all on fire.
@deffloyd
@deffloyd 7 дней назад
That dude definitely got his scars from a whip lightsaber hint hint😂
@adaminman4137
@adaminman4137 7 дней назад
It’s so obvious since they’ve introduced the whip sabre in the this episode and sith guy said the scars on his back were from his master, that baldy green Jedi woman was his old master and gave him those scars
@Andres-yu4uf
@Andres-yu4uf 7 дней назад
The Acolyte and Jeremy keeping Johnnie Walker on business 🥃
@afnan13122010
@afnan13122010 7 дней назад
Qimir Naked Body was the highlight of the episode..
@deadnorth8648
@deadnorth8648 7 дней назад
Who...
@ZenMonkeyGod
@ZenMonkeyGod 7 дней назад
He's the only highlight now. The only good character. He's completely stolen the show.
@edgardomartin8299
@edgardomartin8299 6 дней назад
4:56 thats where script guy is going to say "so the series can happen, so I need you to get ALL the way of my back about it."
@bengirard1984
@bengirard1984 4 дня назад
About the back scar: Clearly done with the light whip (I guess? Lol) by the green lady. About everyone being validated and “grey”: 100%. That pretty much represents today’s society in a nutshell(especially here in North America).
@deltalord6969
@deltalord6969 7 дней назад
Star wars is temporary but jeremy jahns videos are eternal
@sir.klunchis8557
@sir.klunchis8557 7 дней назад
I haven't watched a single episode of 'The Acolyte,' yet I already know how it ends.
@hoos3014
@hoos3014 7 дней назад
How does it end?
@mrsmokingskittles148
@mrsmokingskittles148 6 дней назад
@@hoos3014 with thunderous applause that's it's finally over
@frankenviews4069
@frankenviews4069 5 дней назад
When a Sith talks about being backstabbed, it's most likely because they did something deplorable.
@m.b.boyack2228
@m.b.boyack2228 7 дней назад
No, it looks like a "Light Whip" caused the scar on Smilo Ren's back!
@Fatt_Sam
@Fatt_Sam 7 дней назад
The thumbnail for this video is THE most bewildered Jeremy I've ever seen...
@zekethewise7042
@zekethewise7042 7 дней назад
OSHA saw his dark side and fell in love with it….jeeki who?
@zacharythomas1028
@zacharythomas1028 6 дней назад
Green Jedi was Darth Teeth’s master…she has a light whip, which is obviously what gave Smi-lo Ren his scars
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