Lmao best moment was talking about the kids. The punch joke got me. If you have something in your hand it could be anything could be a quarter or a punch 😂
I got baked in a small grocery store.. some elderly gentleman walked in and was shopping and in the middle of the store he lit up and man, that was some potent sht. 🤣 it went in all the air vents, you could see everyone kind of looked around... but nobody caught this ninja of a man. I couldn't say anything, I just thought to myself, this man is gangster
As long as drugs are used to be enjoyed and not just to supress the problems you know you should be dealing with instead, it's allright. By drugs I mostly think of weed, fuck the rest.
Joey brings up Bill Cosby more than everybody put together. Uncle Joey knows that Bill is a bigger sleaze ball than Bickram yoga guy, and that is a bold statement.
Cliché Name I used to love in Silsbee, about 15 minutes from vidor. We always heard stories about POC being “run out of town” with terrible mistreatment, or in many cases, burning crosses. Just an incredibly hostile environment for anyone who wasn’t white. From what I’ve been told from friends who still live near there, it’s getting better and is not nearly what it used to be, thankfully.
@@RafaelGarcia-jb3me life experience, positive outlook and many different situations that gave him great lessons that he shares in his shows and interviews.. Not saying he's a role model, but the life advice he offers can be useful.
Mf that shit will happen he ain't capping don't doubt at all he ain't remember a damn thing. I've lost months of my life doing that shit popping five at a fuckin time dude shits a serious game jack.. don't do it. You're literally paying to forget your life (when abusing) think about that.
Natural product vs most likely untested imposter substance at an eye balled dosage for a highly dose dependant drug with someone with heart problems and blood pressure issues... yeaaaa a bit like saying offering someone a joint when they're drunk is like offering someone heroine xD... just so you know its not.
@@danielcoppock Nightshade is natural too that doesn't mean you should eat a pound of it. Dosing someone with a high amount of edibles can cause severe anxiety and can even bring out latent schizophrenia (Owen Benjamin). Joey is my favorite but he doesn't understand how fucked up it is to dose someone who doesn't do drugs.
Those xans make you just skip a week Fs legit every story I hear someone takes half oh I’ll just take another bam gone for a while 😂😂 then they get up suspended from school like wtff happend here
@@jerod5636 lol been there. luckily i was woken up by some fireman and they said i can either go to the hospital, or we can wait for the cops to get here and give me a DUI. thank god for the los angeles fire department.
@@jerod5636 i was stopped at a red light, knocked out cold. car still on and in gear. i got so lucky my foot was some how still pushing the break pedal, and that it was like 3am and the streets were empty or else god knows where id be right now... or IF i'd even be here alive and well and able to tell this story.
Joey is always straight up real and honest. And damn him and Bert have my sides hurting from laughter ever day which is good medicine! And throw in some Ralphie May and I almost pass out from laughing! Good times!
This man joey d is so good but sat there and didn't interrupt him. I don't think bret has gone that long without talking his entire adult life. Sept goin mimis
When I first started doing xanax and heroin all I know is that If I went outside I would have no recollection of what I did that night but somehow I would end up on my stoop sleeping like 2 in the morning, thank God I was known around the neighborhood otherwise I would of got robbed ,beat up or something....One day I woke up in the ER found 30$ in my pocket got up left got breakfast copped 3 more bags and went home did em and went back to sleep, two days later this girl calls me and was like what happened with the money I gave you to get me coke? Didn't even remember seeing her that night..
I'm ex heroin addict from Scotland. Because I mixed vallium with the H I can't remember years off my life. People won't believe me but coke helped me get off the H. Hope your good now. Cheers
@@jamescoull7402 just like H helped joey get off the coke. maybe theres something to the 2 that help you get one or the other. how did you use coke to get off H? im currently 3 years deep in the opiate hole. God bless you brotha!
Barlitos Santana - I used meth to get off heroin, during day 2 of withdrawals i did a bump and hit the pookie, felt amazing it wore off felt terrible, next day around 10 do a bump and hit the pipe a few times felt amazing, and did that for 5 days and when the withdrawals started waring off, i was super depressed, hated life, wanted to go back to H, but did meth for a few more weeks just a few bumps hitting the pipe a few times, got me up worked the depression off, id go to work get shit done, on the weekends i didnt touch it and was so depressed so down, but after a few weeks i stopped. The depression from quitting H wore off and i stopped using both and I’ve been sober since oct 19, 2019
That valium story is a good warning as to how dangerous benzodiazepines can be. They can be fun for a day or two but regual use can turn into a complete nightmare with really bad side effects.
Yo he said he was 265 I'm guessing it was when he was already an adult I was 275 at 16 I'm 17 now and I'm at 210 I'm still fat but holy shit I was a fucking cow now I still have fat but I'm trying you gotta start somewhere lol
2 or 3 years ago Slade came into a local coffee shop i worked at in Ontario, Canada and he was rocking some Texas comedy club t-shirt, we made small talk and he mentioned that he was preforming at the local comedy club and if I show up there was a ticket for me, definitely regret not going now but such a stand up dude.
Joeys right I use to get that beige glistening wafer pressed cake cocaine when I was 18 years old. I'd get it from the A friends Unlce, that was a Pimp. He would get it from the Jamaicans, Puerto Rican, & Columbian Cartels. I swear today as we know things better. It had to come straight from Pablo Escobar's and the old man Mexican who used to bring that stuff over organized plane drops. Pure as come by. That stuff lasted like 5-8 hours at times. Found out quick that cocaine physical addiction is a real thing even if you're not even doing nothing but party in a little bit as a Young Man just for a few months that later on whenever you stop because you want to change your life on what you do in your body and you wind up being sick for like 6 weeks and I had my hands shaking for about 6 months afterwards. Crazy Days the 80's were.
I was on methadone and Xanax for 3 years straight, 10 xans a day and 50mg of methadone a day from the clinic, every day, finally almost OD’d and my wife said your going to rehab, cold turkey, rehab took me in but said there was nothing they could do, just monitor me and pray I don’t die, stayed almost 2 weeks and checked out, kicked it though but went through withdraws for an entire year, shit is no joke
Idk why this bother me they bitching about being 265/300 bro I stand at 6”6 and I weigh 210. I wanna be 6”6 at 300. Like y’all look great from what you came from wtffff
That story about Josh wolf's kid throwing the party favor bag saying "Last time they gave us Nintendos"would've made me pull my kid outta school as well
Lmfao listening to Joey explaining how he thinks Valium works is hilarious.. “every time you take a hit, it activates those fat cells and you just get more fucked up” 😂😂 I mean the logic makes sense but now how it works lmfao
Mr Joey the man that you're speaking about. With the pills he was one of my best friends and like an older brother, thing about Boo Boo he saved my life by taking me in I was 13 years old to get away from abuse this was Booboo at 24 years old. Love your show Mr Joey and fam.. thank you for putting this together and putting it out in The Ether brother....
I've had valium once.. before my vasectomy. I have never EVER felt what I imagined "normal" was until then. It didn't last more than an hour though. I wasn't tired, it was totally aware but no stress.
@Michael dude.. chill. that was over 10 years ago. 1 valium. I have agoraphobia among other things. it was nice to feel calm for a bit. That's all I was saying.
I fucking love benzos! (I can't take them anymore bc I cant control myself on them) who is that person to tell you what is okay and not okay to enjoy? Its your life. Some people have anxiety issues. Big deal.
Joey Coco Diaz is my favorite comidian. Love how blunt and funny he is his story's are epic. And Bert is just as funny with his too. But Bert's laugh is addicting.
