The Case of the Minnesota Assassin | Criminal Lawyer Reacts 

"moron your bus is leaving" - bruce

Bruce, we need a blooper video. A whole video of them. I think we all would like to see how you both cut up after a blunder. 😂

18:04 I always love the exasperated "what the fuck?" 😂

i quote “moron your bus is leaving” everyday

“I KNOW that I did NOT plant a Mercedes Benz in my cornfield. I’d remember that!”

“grandma’s down in the basement, doing whatever she’s doing with her feet” will make me listen to the ad every single time😂😂😂😂

They thought the cornfield was nothingness. That farmer knows every inch and every change.

Love that he called his dad for help and the only thing those two geniuses came up with was drive the car into a field 🤣

A huge thank you to Michael, the content genius, since if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t even have this channel💗

So glad I found Bruce Rivers. Love his commentary!

We’ll leave it in a corn field… they’ll never find them! Completely forgetting that farmers exist.

"Dad can you help me bury four bodies? Don't worry it's for work."

"Moron, your bus is leaving" is now my favourite phrase and I'm going to use it ad nauseum. Bruce is a star.

“moron, your bus is leaving!” always gets me 🤣

“Moron your bus is leaving” gets me every time. That should be on merch.

Leaving your ID at the scene of a crime: Self Snitching!!

"She's doing whatever she's doing with her feet".. 🤣 I've watched all your videos. I'm just an ukulele player and teacher by trade, but your channel fascinates me and I haven't missed an episode. I'm so shocked by your grandmas continued shenanigans! 😂😂😂

Reminds me of when my buddy and I ran a candy store, and during new years eve, some clown decided to rob it. He dropped his bus card with name picture and home address on it, inside the broken window 😂 we found all the stolen goods at his apartment.

I couldn't imagine calling one of my parents to hide bodies, that's what besties are for. 😊😅😅😅

Bruce's example of self defense is a clear example of how merely owning a gun is not effective self defense. You need to train just like any form of martial art. His client's assailant's inability to hit with 13 rounds and the client's inaccuracy is proof that you need to train.

This is for the boiiiiiis! I hope im half as good of a father as Bruce is.. much love from NC

Always anticipating what grandma is doing every week 🎉😂

“Moron, your bus is leaving” had me 💀 😂

Helping your son with murder and only receiving 5 Years is a tough one for me

I love the "moron, your bus is leaving" it's so funny every time.

i just find it amazing how there are people that can really make out some of the finer details in surveillance footage.

best way to close a Sunday night! Goodnight Bruce & Micheal....

I used to do undercover asset protection for Walmart. There was a guy a few hundred dollars in speakers, I went to stop him at the door and he ran. He got into an SUV and took off, but he totally saw that I took a picture of his license plate. I watched him as he drove over and ditched his vehicle and ran, got into a car, and drove off. When the police arrived, we found out that the SUV was rented and it was under a fake name. But hilariously, he dropped his drivers license in the car.. so yeah. Dumb criminals do this all the time.

LOL the ID in the car killed meeeee. What was he thinking?! Or probably wasn't

Bruce “WTF, you left your id?” 😂😂

"Moron, you're bus is leaving..." omg i am USING this line Mr. Rivers! Absolute gold.

Growing up, my mom always taught me “Don’t break the law… but if you do, at least be smart enough to NOT GET CAUGHT”! 😂

I was a manager at a major retailer. One morning, the police showed up wanting to see our footage. There was an axe murder. The suspect walked 20 feet from our Garden Center Manager, bloody axe in hand, stopped and looked at him, then walked on. He was lucky he never looked up from the bin of flowers he was working on. Scary stuff.

Very sharp suit! Good looking blue!!👍👍

4:30am trying to get up and ready for work. My personal lawyer uploads a video...... that takes priority!

When Bruce says, "Moron, your bus is leaving." 😂🤣

Premeditation, thx for making that clear. I didn’t know, it could be that fast-in relation to court.

I was a police officer for a long time. The amount of morons that leave identifying items at crime scenes is astounding. 🤣

"moron, your bus is leaving. What the FUCK?!?!" 🤣🤣 I literally laughed out loud! I love your extremely raw reactions ❤️

“Moron…your bus is leaving”. Ah Bruce, you tickle me 😂

How about I had not seen my Grandma in YEARS. I came to Duluth, where I was born and spent the first half of my life…I call her on a Sunday. The Vikes and Pack are playing . I say, “Hey Grandma Carol! I’m up from NC and I would really like to see you!”. She says, “welll, ya know…the game’s on”. (Like WHAT?!). My Aunt had to grab the phone and be like “ya know what, ma?!!!” I DID end up seeing her that day and watching the game…with little conversation (after 10 years of not seeing each-other). If only she would’ve had e-sign!!! And, that’s an ABSOLUTELY true account of what happened.

“I’m a peaceful guy, i’d never lay a hand on anybody “. Spoken like a true defense attorney 😂

He left his ID in the car with 4 victims, he's not an assassin he's just an ass!

There are so many reasons why I watch you. You inform, you educate, you give an objective perspective. But the one reason why I love you: The frames from the 9:47 to the 9:52 minute/second marks. God bless you.

Bruce 😢we need a juilo foolio video 😮

Oh Bruce you make me laugh, don’t ever change! I bet Michael has lots of stories about Bruce, would be halarious to hear!

i need to start using "moron your bus is leaving" in my everyday life - it makes me laugh every time lol

The hardest part of this story, to believe, is the lack of vehicles at arrival. I've been to Minnesota eight times in the last three years, and let me tell you, I've never seen an empty arrivals area.

Noooo! Don't censure the cursing !! That's my favorite part!

Bruce your son is brilliant, and you listening to his pitch and going for it is execellent! You both make a great team and educate us in the process. Love your show!

Could you look into the case of Mikaela Ann Haynes? It is an absolutely ridiculous case of the court system failing to protect children and isn't getting any traction in the media.

Bro seriously stopped for a slushy and just left a dead body right in plain sight 😂😂😂 I gotta say I respect his determination to get things done.

So messed up. The dad should have report that jerk son.

The Man with the Plan, we don’t call him Stan! He is our resident content genius! Michael Rivers. Keep up the good work boys! Love your channel!

I really appreciate your channel and the work you and Michael put into your videos.💪Please don’t stop cussing, it’s instrumental in reporting these cases.👏

That case he mentioned where his client was in a shoot out happened May 22 2021. Poor college student just graduated as in he was going to walk the stage and get handed his degree later on that day.

9:51 I love Bruce looking at us like, "you believe this guy?"

"Moron, your bus is leaving" 🙄 😂 🍿🍿🍿

Thank-you Michael for getting your Dad into making videos! I love all your content

Are you kidding me, Bruce Rivers? You didn't put that sweet jingle in the beginning? I was dreaming about that jingle last night ("Bruce Rivers, he's the criminal lawyer"). Bro, that's your theme song before the show, put that back. How will we know its you without it?

You need to do a multipart series comparing making a murderer and convicting a murderer. I'd love to hear your commentary on the state supreme court cases too.

Sounds like the kid that stole a check of mine. I was going on a work trip was in a hurry and left my wallet at the check out. The kid at the register stole one of my checks, wrote it out to himself. And his name was on the receipt. When I reported it the cop just shook his head.

They should have left a Google map with a red pin to show investigators where to find them at his house👍🏼🙃

Minnesota! Stop dropping your bodies in Wisconsin! 😠

A bus schedule is extremely important Sir, even time travelers check it to make sure they haven’t missed their stop.

It’s almost impossible to commit a crime without it being caught on camera. Yet…..MORON YOUR BUS IS LEAVING 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time. ❤

Thanks Bruce! And to your son awesome editing bro! You're both awesome at what you do!

First from Australia ❤ thanks Bruce I’m on nightshift this will be good on my break

-and as if a corn field is wild nature where nobody finds them....... tsk, tsk, city slickers!

Glad i found something to watch

I am so disappointed and somewhat baffled that Bruce hasn’t done a Karen Read chapter yet. It seems like it would be right up his ally and I would love to hear his thoughts about the Karen Read case. What are waiting for, Sir?

Your content is really enjoyable. I'm going through a painful breakup and your stuff is helping. Thanks guys

Love your content!! Never disappoint! Thank you Mr Rivers and Michael.❤

I started to notice how often everyone self snitches, now I call it out!

Is Michael Rivers single? Bruce would be an awesome father in law.❤

I don’t feel bad for cops often. However, this is horrific to have to see this.

Finally……a source video I have not already seen on another channel!

I think your grandma's behind all this. Wait, we have to harvest this corn. Oh yeah that's going to taste good.

Bruce, I just love how honest you are and your sense of humour! Keep it up please. I always giggle watching you and Michael’s videos. I can only imagine, Michael has the same humour.

Hi Bruce. I found your channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching since. I love your wisdom, sense of humor and your chuckle 🤭. I have learned quite a bit as well. Thank you and your genius content creator Michael!

I appreciate Micheal Rivers. Love the content. Thx

“I’m a peaceful guy” 9:32 would be a lot more convincing if you didn’t have two hand guns in front of you 😂

This channel has become my go to channel. Love it. Can’t get enough of it !!!!!!! Great content !!!! 🤘🏻

You don't need to upsell your son Michael in every video - we know he's great - one of the main reasons poeple watch it... Good job Michael... 👍

Next time you think "I'll just dump in it a cornfield" remind yourself corn is a nearly 90B crop in the US. No one is leaving their fields unattended.

Cops approach that car like it's just another day in the office. They must be so used to seeing the deceased....

Congratulations on your channels success! It makes me happy to know that a father and son we able to build something together and bond in the process. You have a great channel and seem like a good dude

Instead of my ID, I prefer to leave my business card at my crime scenes...

Yeah....1st to comment and like. Bruce, you and your Son have taught me a lot. I had court Thursday and only answered when asked a question? I usually try and explain. AKA self snitching. It gives them something to question. Quick and simple answers. No or Yes. Then he talks and there's nothing to question. I've answered it. I speak a lot less overall. Basically y'all taught me to not show my hand. Thanks so much 🙏🏼 Bless You Both 🙏🏼

Really enjoy watching CLR and Bruce Rivers!❤

I love Bruce. I love his attitude and legal insight. We All need a Bruce!!

if Ugly had a poster boy it'd be Antoine Suggs, the guy just looks like someone you don't want to be around, why those 4 especially the pretty girl were associating with this monster is beyond me, they seemed like decent people and he seems like a complete goofy.

That brand of car automatically syncs with your phone, and has a "black box" showing weight in each seat, doors, and behind the radio is a GPS that also syncs with a cell phone. That particular brand usually has Sirius XM, which is a tiny satellite dish that can track where the vehicle has been. It will even be able to tell if it was no longer on a road. Depending on how "luxurious" this Mercedes was, it can have cameras inside and outside the vehicle.

Thank you, Genius Michael, for the fantastic idea and the continuously good work. 🙏 You have probably one of the best dads in the world. ❤

Love your ear tug for your girlfriend. Carol Burnett used to do that for her grandmother to let her know she was okay. It was her way to say "I love you". 😊❤ You're right about Michael. Your RU-vid posts are fantastic. Thanks Michael for sharing your Dad with us. He's got an encyclopedic knowledge of the law, and a great way of explaining things. 😊❤

Watching from New York City! Bruce and the content genius are the best! Love the commentary! ❤️

Wow, thats Jason Bourne!

As a cop, I went to a burglary alarm call at a home. There was weed everywhere. Weed was still illegal then. I left my business card on a bong. I’m sure they had a good laugh. Couldn’t believe they had an alarm connected to PD.

I’ve been watching you for years and love it!

From central Florida