The Cheapest Frozen Pizza at my Grocery Store Sausage 

The scatman sausage song, the Peter griffin impression, and a high scoring sausage. This ladies and gentlemen, is an episode to remember

I gotta admit I thought the dough would rise or something while cooking and just explode the casing... going for a thin crust was absolutely the best possible decision.

The Sausage household has still not recovered from the financial burden that was the 60 billion dollar Lobster sausage.

I appreciate how he didn't cook the pizza first.

I love that after all this time he finally has a near-certain way to cook the sausages without bursting. I feel like if he did this one 2 years ago it would have exploded.

Having seen the result of the cheapest frozen at your grocery store, I feel like we, the audience, are OWED a "The Priciest Frozen Pizza at my Grocery Store Sausage" video.

“Finding value in a valueless world” he’s a sausager and philosopher

Mr Sausage, my wife has just exploded with laughter at your rendition of sausage man, recorded it and set it as her alarm tone, so I have that to look forward to......I guess?

Impressive how he not only gave a fantastic Peter Griffin impression, and baited us by continuing the impression after he said it was the end, but *also* that he pre-empted the need to do the impression and did so throughout the beginning of the episode too!

A content juggernaut

This shows just not about making sausages it's about finding value in a valueless world. Brought tears to my eyes.

This is an incredibly high value sausage. A little over 3 bucks and you get all that sausage while also maintaining a 4.5 score. Incredible, I thought it would be too dry and doughy but I am glad to see it pull out a good score.

What a legend. He simultaneously proved he doesn't normally sound like Peter Griffin, while also doing one of the best impressive of him I've heard.

Never thought I'd be considering buying cheap frozen pizzas again. Thank you Mr.Sausage.

As someone who suffer from constipation, that "let's sausage" was very relatable...

“Oh I think I felt my shoulder crack” WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

"4 cups of Pizza" may be my new favorite unit of measurement.

He will never run out of content

I don't remember at what point in the last 3 years I gained the ability to accurately predict the blowability of sausages, but there's no going back now.

How can we possibly ignore how good the Peter Griffin voice was ✨️

Incredible! This might be one of the best prices-to-sausage-filling ratios we have had yet! You might even be able to add a new category: "Sausaging on a budget!"

Watching the transformation of that thing occur from when it hit the pan to when it reached the cutting board was just amazing.

I really think it being a thin crust pizza kept the sausage from being doughy, the only thing it could probably use is some Italian herbs

Production value continues to rise, makes sense that the budget had to come from somewhere like the cost of products Also loved the use of the ancient magic there at the end to bless the sausage.

In a world short on heros, Mr. Sausage rose up to the occasion and gave the world something to unite behind, the fact that frozen pizza can make a good sausage

The Sausage man spoke, and so it was. He thought, and it was so. Mr. Sausage brought joy to the joyless, hope to the hopeless, and 5 out of 5 to the 5-less. Bravo, good man.

When he cut a frozen slice I was really like expecting him to try it; hoping he would really.

One of the most surprising sausage scores, and unsurprising ruffalo scores I think we've seen in a while.

Always interesting ideas on this channel

"It's about finding value in a valueless world" Mr. Sausage is embracing the nihilism 🙃

New idea for when will it throw fails. “Will it bow”. Fire it out of a bow and arrow.

You know what would go well with this? A rootbeer sausage, and a couple bread stick sausage's. Also Pina colada sausage.

Glad to see you're budgeting properly after all those million dollar lobsters and trillion dollar business expenses to go to Chicago hot dog diners.

Not even linked, absolutely raw dogged. Honestly this is a sausage triumph

We need a full Mr. Sausage cover of the Scatman song

Hey Lois this is better than the time Ordinary Sausage hired me to do a skit.

Banger episode today Mr. Sausage, you really knocked this one out of the park.

Beautiful. Make a pizza sausage, crumble it up and use it as a pizza topping. Pizza sausage pizza

I can't wait for Mr. Sausage to do this with a luxury pizza next

"I do not sound like Peter Griffin" *does a near perfect Peter Griffin impression*

At 4:46 you can hear the sausage wizard casting his sausage spells

"We accomplished the un-accomplishable" Row row fight the power.

your cover of scatman was basically perfect

I like how he started summoning Azathoth at 4:47, too

I figured this will it blow would've resulted in another fainting episode. the editing has been getting even better as the series continues, except for the demonic summoning that gets slipped in there

This channel is the defenition of creativity

The sausage went through a serious glow up during cooking. The sad lump turning into a beautiful, smooth, sleek sausage

he ended the impressions right there cause he realized he was getting too close

You not spraying the oil into the pan gave me an emotion that I never thought I'd feel.

Thank you for bringing me joy. I needed it today.

Damn you got Scatmans world stuck in my head now.

The Signature Select Pizzas from Jewel/Safeway are pretty darn solid. ALDI's store brand is of similar if not slightly better quality for about the same price, both have great stuffed crusts, but ALDI's is a little cheaper. I've had many a sad, lonely, broke nights where one of those Signature Select pizzas have been the only thing I could scrape up enough change to afford, and you know, they're pretty damn decent.

2:50 Hey Lois, Remember that time OrdinarySausage did a spot on Peter Griffin impression?

This one honestly looks incredible. The skin came out gorgeously and the cheesy inside was way more appetizing than I expected. Very nice sausage!

sad mr. sausage didn’t even give the neighbor sam cameo any spotlight

I cannot wait for the frozen pizza saga and the eventual 10/10 when he does a frozen california pizza kitchen sausage

What an episode! Thank you for your work Mr. Sausage! For the record, I never really heard the Peter Griffin. Looking forward to the next episode!

Poor Mark Ruffalo, it's been several videos since he's gotten any good score.

You made coffee sausage and hot chocolate sausage, so I think the next logical step would be making a tea sausage.

2:32 - Whenever Mr. Sausage comes in for the "With special thanks to this Mark Ruffalo..." It always sounds like hes about to bust out the intro to "We Built This City" by Starship.

“Boy, this was worse than the time i paid 300 million bucks for lobster tail.”

You're genuinely my favorite channel on this site, thank you Mr. Sausage.

Finding value in a valueless world, never heard a more true comment in my entire life.

What a beauty, crisp, golden brown.

I truly love this channel its like a man went insane and starting turning everything into sausages in a lovable way.

Finding value in a valueless world might be on my tombstone I LOVE A HIGH SCORING SAUSAGE maybe more than a low scoring sausage keep up the great work!

Ordinary Sausge cover of Scat Man coming soon 2023? I'm ready.

The impersonation of Peter Griffin is the entire video, he is Peter griffin

Sausage doesn't sound like Peter Griffin! He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried DOING a Peter Griffin impression

Never sleep on cheap frozen pizza. If it weren’t so bad for you, then I’d eat it all the time.

That scatman was on point!

on april fools you should get a new cereal box for the will it blow section, then just as your about to blow, swap the box

_The Sausage Man and Other Saucy Scat: Mr. Sausage Scats the Classics_ Album when?

Im hungry and the “scatt man” song was icing. Don’t thunk ive ever been made hungry from these videos. Today marks history .

"finding value in a valueless world" Deep

This definitely confirms my theory: the Will It Blow score is almost always inverse to the Will It Sausage score. You do get the occasional fluke where both scores are the same, be it low, high, or 2 1/2 out of 5. But overall this is proven true with all the videos I've seen.

Just seeing the cutting on top of the card board gave me goose bumps xD

If Mr. Sausage needs a new idea for a series, he should sample sausages of various countries and cultures. Like sure SausageQuest has taken him to every Chicago Dog in his region, but the possibilities of meat-in-intestine cuisine are endless. Asian sausage variations are truly underrated, they never took off in American mainstream food culture and I'll never understand why

His poor grinder needs a break.

That first "here we go" made me feel bad for you :( go give mrs. sausage a hug

Oh I like the touch of these close up shots

Loving the Twin Peaks reference on David Lynch’s birthday

"Here is my impression of Peter Griffin" *doesn't change his voice in the slightest*

Hair sausage! That's the only way to honor Manscape for their sponsorship.

Definitely one of the best episodes yet.

Excellent impression.

Just stopping by to say that apparently I watch this channel enough around my two year old that he now says "Let's sausaaaaaaage" at the same time you do.

Hey, your store has Signature Select as well! I'm not surprised on the high score, their frozen pizzas I'd say are actually as good or better than a lot of name brand frozen 'zas

Thank god he told me when the Peter Griffin impression ended or I'd have never known how long it went for or for how many videos it continued into.

"that will be the end of the impressions" -funny sausage man 2023

That pizza reveal was actually impressive

This episode is the financial opposite of the lobster sausage that he sold two countries to make.

This is a very classic episode!

The sausage tube slides have been excellent as of lately. This is another with perfect accuracy and with above average speed. Keep it up mr. Sausage I’ll give it 5/5 Kobe’s

Ong that’s hilarious cause when I found your channel, you IMMEDIATELY sounded like Peter Griffin to me

My new favourite channel

1:39 we need the Sausage Trilogy. Hair Sausage, Vomit Sausage and Human Sausage. Do it for the history!

"The cheapest ___" has a lot of potential

After the karate chop, the sound the pizza made when being folded was not a sound I expect from something that is supposed to be bread based.

Happy Friday sausage lovers 😘