The Country Girls of TikTok 

Lemme get a YEEYEE right quick!!! also check out the description and grab some KurtisTown apparel. I really wanted to make cowboy boots as my merch but maybe in the next drop!!! lol kk thanks for watching see u soon!!!

"She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen" Chris Pine: am I a joke to you

Whenever I get sad, my mom slides a buck and some skinnin tools under my door.

Country music in the 60s-70s: Screw the establishment. The working man don't get no respect. I gambled away my life savings and am now a hobo. Country music in the 2000s: America is the only country. I've got a hat. Are you aware of my tractor

Yes Kurtis, people unironically get married in their cowboy boots here in Texas. And yes they are bedazzled. Its horrifying.

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As a southerner, I can confirm that we don’t have coffee shops. We only have empty corn fields to spend our time in.

I once went to a country western themed wedding I was tricked into going to. She wore a hat and they both had boots. The cake was a boot. I got so drunk.

4 years later, petition for kurtis to make "country nonbinaries of tiktok"

Why's he look like a chill drug dealer that's actually really funny and friendly

“Who listens to this?” My bus driver at 5 in the morning on full volume

As a country girl from an extremely country father, I can confirm that we usually have multiple pairs of boots, formal/dress boots, work boots, mud riding boots, and my sister even got married in a pair.

I love how Kurtis can be extremely respectful one second and throw 12 insults in one sentence the next

“Skinning a buck” sounds like an awful euphemism for circumcision

“She’s the sexiest tree I’ve ever seen” is unironically a hilarious lyric

Hi, I'm a Country-Person survivor. I was raised this way, and it's terrifying. I Have the ability to tell country songs and singers from each other. Truly bone-chilling.

What happens when you play a country song in reverse? He gets his truck back, his wife back, his dog back, his whiskey back!

I love how everybody hates camo jokes but we have to make them every time.

2 girls at my high school had matching camo prom dresses with Hunter orange trim

As a 14 year old who spends hours forcefully listening to country music, as my family somehow loves it, this brought me server trauma I didn't know I didn't know I had, thanks kurtis 😃👍

Even Australian country girls get married in boots! My cousins first wife even rode across a river on her horse in her bridal gown which was magical af

My mom is from the city, and my dad is from the countryside. So I'm half yee yee and half eww a bug

Oh so you're a country girl? Name every country

“i’ll be the tik-talk of the town!” underrated

"She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen" *DENDROPHILIA INTENSIFIES*

"SHES THE SEXIEST TREE IVE EVER SEEN" WHAT?!? 😭😭

Had a second cousin from Iowa who got married in an all-denim wedding dress and cowboy boots.

as someone from the south, people unironically listen to these songs all the time and do tiktoks just like the one at 5:32 they also wear different boots for every occasion and when some kids from my school were doing a survey on the most commonly worn shoes in 2020 before corona, camo crocs were second only to cowboy boots. i apologize on all of their behalf

7:03 five years later camo jokes are STILL funny to me nothing will change my mind

"my girl look good in christian, later I just might go fishin," bars dude

If there was a country song that rhymed “Alabama” with “big banana” I would put on a ten gallon hat for a week

I get over how Canadian Kurtis is to think the south grows corn

“Lose the zero, get with the 👹DEER SKINNER👹” is still in my mind 6 years later

equality is kurtis laughing at every country person equally, regardless of gender

These should be called “Hick-Toks”

Yes Kurtis, all we have to do in the south is drive around when were bored 😭

As someone who grew up with country people these tiktoks are very accurate to normal life, and Kurtis, yes they do drive their trucks in the backyard for fun 😭

I love that kurtis' idea of the southern equivalent of a coffee shop is an empty cornfield

He was so proud of himself for coming up with dip syncing

I’m from a place that identifies as southern and it hurts me to my soul that he says “If you’re from the south you probably don’t understand about not identifying as a boy or girl” It hurts for two reasons: 1: He is… right. So very very unfortunately right. 2: There are a lot of trans people hiding in the south, who can’t be themselves because of how backwards things still are here. :( But there are a lot of us more open minded people here too, who are trying so so hard to make a difference here, and at times, it feels so hopeless. It feels like a loosing battle most of the time, to be honest, but I also love my home and my farm, and my family and I like living in the woods and around all this beautiful nature and mountains, and having a back porch to sit on and be in all this country. But the hatred that is still so prevalent here, hurts my soul. I wish more country folks would try to be more like Dolly Parton. She is good example of who some of us would like to be like. :) So please know that not all of us spread that awful hate. Some of us want to make our neck of the woods a more loving and open space for everyone, our trans brothers and sisters and every non-binary person in between. We want to make it a place where all races are welcome too. We just need a little extra help down here sometimes, because not everyone is on board with us yet, but I really hope that will change soon.

THE FILTERS ON THE VIDEO AT 5:07 GOT ME SM LIKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION WHILE WATCHING IT

living in the rural midwest i HATE that the majority of weddings i’ve been to have involved cowboy boots

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us so we should find a bigger town that will accommodate both of us” don’t know why this was so funny

Country music literally just gets more and more insane the more you listen to it. There's this one song my family used to play all the time in the car when I was growing up, and it was about a dude taking a girl out on a date, but her father just got out of prison and when the dude tries to drop her off at home the dad shoots up his truck so dude takes girlie and they race away from dad and his shotgun because he's literally trying to kill both of them. There's also another one about child prostitution called Fancy that's super fucked up

Coming from a british person, these tiktoks are the worst thing Kurtis has ever put me through

the most underrated joke of the century. this town ain't big enough for the both of us, so we should find a town, that will accommodate both of us

*little did kurtis know that he would get a ‘yeeyee’ tattoo weeks later*

5 years ago is insane

kurtis without a mustache is scary

Nobody: Kurtis’s one bang on his face: 👁$👁

Kurtis is the definition of the words “dude” “bro” “man”. And I mean this in the best way possible.

My dad is a certified country boy 🤮 And I can confirm Every Single Time We step into his truck, he has these country songs on

As a country girl (who wasn't paying attention to the video I clicked on), the great thing about you Kurtis is even when he is mocking you and you're people, you are still fucking laughing. funny video

5%: Kurtis roasting country girls 15%: Kurtis roasting the songs in the videos 80%: my brain going *yeeyee* on repeat

Fun fact: When Southern people die, the Reaper whispers in their ear "You've yeed your last haw."

Kurtis when do we get the promised "nonbinary country people of tiktok" video i want it

Pre mullet Kurtis is crazy…

"Do people get married in boots?" *Laughs in Texan* Too often.

extra greeting? more like extra gryeeyeeting

The types of man country singers are "he will call me a slur and then chug a beer and climb in his truck" and "he will pat me on the back and beat up the guy who called me a slur." And the types of female country singers are like "im wearing my tight jeans and im gonna ruin your life ♡♡♡", "my friend's husband was severely abusive so we killed him then lived together and sold jam, also i am a fundamentally good person", and "im just a lovely sweet girl have a nice day!!! I love you!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡ fiddle me this !"

Kurtis NEEDS to make a country couples video

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us ….. so let’s find a town that can accommodate both of us” -Kurtis the cowboy

country agender person: what's gender? all I know is bait hook, skin buck, jack daniels, and drive truck

"this town ain't big enough for the two of us, so maybe we should find a new town" and thus, kurtistown was born

as someone who is currently living (i grew up here as well) on a ranch, i feel like these girls are trying really hard to make “farming” an aesthetic. it’s a lifestyle. it’s how people make money. it’s how we live. if your gonna be a rancher or farmer, take the time to actually live like one. they aren’t “country girls” they’re posers.

I’m from Alabama, and I’m proud to say that Country-rap is the worst genre to ever be invented and no one can change my mind.

Country music is Farm Emo

my uncle in law wrote most of the songs in this video 🤠 (Jessie Frasure)

Kurtis without the clap smh 😔 i remember them days

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my sister is moving to alabama... i'm sending this to her to either (1) help her prepare (2) change her mind

As a country person, I just have one thing to say: Wait till he finds barrel racing tiktok..

I remember the song Country aint never been pretty, by Cam, and I really enjoyed her songs. But at some country music award she gave an interview and said that she could never go a day without her false lashes, and the magic was gone for me…

"My girl is good n Christian -- later I just might go fishin" FUCK

When he said “If you’re a country person you probably don’t understand not identifying as a boy or a girl” I died lmaoooooo

I can confirm there are zero coffee shops and only cornfields here in texas

Bring this look back

I will start making “country non-binary” tiktoks so Kurtis can do a video on it

"Imagine if there was a country remix of every rap song" *Lil Nas X has entered the chat*

Such a classic video.

I’m from South Carolina and I see this every day 100%.

I swear my heart soars every time I hear that extra greeting YEE YEE

"who listens to this music?" every hairdresser in my hometown, for one

9:07 im a showjumper and that made me laugh so fcking hard

Anyone here from 2024 that misses the second greeting?

if you can't skin a buck *you don't get the succ*

“Sexy Tree” They’ve clearly never heard of Chris Pine....

Hi Kurtis, authentic country girl here and yes we do sometimes spin around on horses until we fall off… I’ve done it 😭

As someone who lives in the south, I can confirm we have no coffee shops, drive our trucks in our backyards, consume dip and shoot guns at bucks while screaming mabajamba

cOuNtRy BoOoOoY i lOoOvE yOoOuuu alaagagafdaga

As somebody that grew up out in the country I can pretty firmly say that a lot of the country stereotypes are actually true. It's not uncommon for these people's identities to literally be country music tropes.

14:23 Is that… i-is that a-a L-Lorax reference?

I swear to god, every single country singer sounds literally the exact same way

“I’ll be the tik talk of the town” 😂

i went from watching these videos multiple times in 8th grade to being in a long term relationship with a white boy from louisiana

4:23 kurtis just being silly

ladies if your man can't even bait a hook can't skin a buck doesn't know who jack daniels is has never driven a truck thats not your man. thats kurtis conner.

kurtis giggling after the “dip syncing” joke temporarily cured my depression

Whoever combined rock and country created a generation of people I don’t wanna go near

As someone who lives in the south, yes we have coffee shops lmao