The Drake Leak Wasn't Music 

Need a early release

Shes a timetraveler

So hype for the gr show!!!

When u coming to London?

Bloxka Fella Records 🗽 I AM THE MODERN DAY JAY Z. AND I WILL BE ATTENDING the show 🎫 🔥

This behavior is called stotting

​@@cameronfox4393don't lie, I feel like I fell into real knowledge here. Please see e be true 😂❤

That was informative, ty

I feel like a lot of the males in these species also spent a lot of time smashing their heads into each other over and over. I bet if they could talk they'd be talking about how they could definitely beat a bear or a lion in a fight while they were doing that.

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Man I'm sorry 😂😂😂 I'm really sorry

I had to pause the video bc I laughed SOOOO uncontrollably hard and loud that I dropped my phone. I'm sorry that that happened (and this is coming from someone who got chased by a possum). But, I will always think of you and this story and laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🫶🏾

It's fine, I shouldn't have been teasing him. Respect nature, people. 😅

@@alexandertiberius1098 the follow-up is even more unhinged 😅 but I'm still sorry. I hope nature has been kinder to you since 💜

Right!

Hell yeah she did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

As funny as Josh is... I'd pay more money to see that lady's laugh live.

right she was having the time of her life😂

I have faith in knowing that the way I laugh at him this man in my home, I would be this woman at the show 😂

Naw FACTS

Lmao. "Yes you would sweetie."

His situation looked small to me

​@@Pou1gie1therapy can help with insecurity

​@@Pou1gie1 no it didn't

​@@kflow250amazing comment. "no it did not. you are lying"

@xyrissavage4983 it's accurate and direct. I'd give it a 7/10

The best laugh truly

Those are humorous people. My favorite kind

as someone who used to perform, we love those witches in the back ❤🫶🧙‍♀️ 🫶🏽

Oh I promise you she got her life this night 😂

There are a few Seinfeld episodes with an audience member with a similar laugh. Her laugh made the show even better!

The most dangerous life stage of any animal is that of the juvenile male. I dont know what it is, but it transcends species...

@@kellylyons1038big enough to do things on our own, dumb enough to still need our parents. At least that’s how I’d think of it.

I lived near the La Brea tar pits so yea.

The ONLY population bitten by gila monsters is young dudes(5-20y.o). Gila monsters move like giant tortoises, are easier to see than a diamond back(red and black beaded skin) and hide in the shade during the day, and are hella venomous. But you have to be putting your hand IN ITS MOUTH to get bitten.

But comparing teenage animals to adult men.....I mean, if their still on the same level, maybe we're not the smartest animal on the planet 😆

and it's really good

New and quality. So funny and insightful!! Love him:)

Funny. Who is this WNBA player?

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@@mikemartin606 You don't know either? Typical WNBA fan.

She sounds like a hyena

Ok! cause her laugh had me cracking up! Sound like my aunties 😂.

Comedians literally love making people laugh.. it'd be pretty hypocritical to be bothered by a laugh while doing a stand up

​@@DJvNastyTX I think the original poster meant he don't know how he didn't start laughing himself, not that hed be bothered by it.

Truth! I figured he was just on a roll because some of his funniest asides/crowd work have been inspired by a single laugher.

I don't mind flies, cuz they're loners. If I see an ant on the other hand, I know she's bringing an army with her!

They actually mind their business and go about their day

@@elizam8714Except that one time a spider tried to give me a heart attack by descending from the ceiling right in front of my face... Since then the pact has been broken! 😄

@@elizam8714 are you kidding?? Lady flies lay eggs, and then…”MAGGOTS”!!!!

Same, but because of mosquitoes. Spiders are allies in the hunt

And many terriers as well!

They chased after me, it was frightening.

it took me a second to realize you were talking about the animal, and not geese howard.

@@shiraz9986 It happened to me too!!

Small dogs: "You think you can take on a bear?" "YES!" "ME TOO!" "HELL YEAH BROTHERMAN!" "LETS GO FIGHT A BEAR RIGHT NOW!" "YEAH LETS KICK THEIR BITCH ASSES!"

AYYYYY LESSSSS GOOOOOO

I do not like standup because I fear a joke falling flat. Josh never has a flat joke.

FACTS!!

Even a female chihuahua

Chihuahuas don't have confidence, they have psychosis

He writes for The Daily Show It's part of his job, and all his coworkers are probably following the news and social media closely too

​@janeeyre1990 Wow, didn't know that.

​@@janeeyre1990oh wow I didn't know that's awesome I love the daily show

​@@janeeyre1990ahh.. you stole the words right from my cerebral 😂😂😂😂

Probably twitter, I saw all of the stuff he talked about on twitter😂 I always wait every week to see if he’s gonna use any of the news articles I read for material.

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That's the new slogan for the 2024. 😎😆

That part got me fr

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The small things are more likely to kill you than the big ones.

I liked, "What you sad for? Look down"

@@jennalondonrichards lmfao, 110%, the entire bit is fantastic 🤣

I thought that was an expression just unknown to me. Thought he meant hard "in a wear" in his underwear 😅 Made me laff, but I missed its double meaning. The aware ls because he no longer has !alzheimer's, genius.😂

Hahaha yeah 😂

Sure did 😂

👌on a t-shirt

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"Here I go! Watch ya self!"

"Cause that b*tch gon need it"😂😂

truly one of the freestyles ever

Literally came here for this🤣🚨🐻

He knows not everyone has the same interests or media consumption. Hell, I only heard about him because of the grooming stuff, otherwise he'd be as unknown to me as the average famous rapper.

@Emuney12 and Drake's prominent prominence 😂🚀🍆🪐

you set some high standards right out the gate, huh? imo he's gonna be one of the true legendary comics of this generation, hope to see him when he comes back thru Atlanta!

Vermonter here. This venue is adorable and keep an eye cuz some dope comedians roll thru here! I suggest Boston or even NH too for shows. I absolutely LOVE the comedy world. I live 10 min from this spot. But I'm sickly. So bummed I had to miss this! Glad you picked an incredible 1st show! So fun!

Made it even funnier imagining Toad from mario in the crowd 😭😊

Did trevor noah official leave?

He'd be the best best choice because he is the new landscape of thought. But Jon once a week til election hopefully will get the vote out? There are so many voters influenced by misinformation it is hard to tell

Would love for Josh to get that opportunity and that bank. But he’s been flourishing in this stand up niche. Late night shows are a grind and tend to cram its hosts into a particular style that restricts and fits certain kinds of comedians over others. Trevor Noah is great but his tenure as the host was just good. With every off camera or behind the scenes vid they do showing him talk off the cuff and suddenly he’s phenomenal again, more comfortable. Same thing with Colbert, pre vs post late night are very different performers. If Josh can get that top spot fuck yeah get it! But I think the style he’s cultivated over the years will get stifled or not fit the late night format.

He’s only hosting Mondays, the position is still open.

@@wordzmythmaybe he’ll endorse a functioning candidate

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Right 🥵

I noticed that like what’s going on lol lol glad I wasn’t the only one lol

We'll know he's arrived at max swole when he bares the arms and elbows!

Right I noticed that too!

Is he going trans? Its ok if he is. Funny either way. I accept him or her.

TOTALLY AGREE😊

His set on J. Majors is still my fave. 😊

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Yes me too, he proves you can be hilarious with having clean material and not having to roast the audience. He just talks about current topics and relatable things. ❤

@@lashundamartin7777 right I love clean comedy 💙

Clean? He just spent 10 minutes making dick jokes.

I knew that there was a technical name forr that but didn't knew what it was. thanks a lot, sir!

"Savage Grey wolf". Lmfao. The irony of the furfag.

That is not the Dunning-Kruger Effect, that is just simple ignorance and machismo. The Dunning Kruger effect means that the less someone knows about the topic, the more they overestimate their expertise in this area. In other words: The less someone knows about a topic, the more difficult it is for that person to assess their knowledge and the more likely it is that the person will overestimate their knowledge. This was clearly visible during the pandemic - doctors generally spoke very cautiously because they knew that they did not understand the topic in the same way as virologists or epidemiologists. Complete laypeople, on the other hand, believed that they understood every aspect of the pandemic. Ironically, your comment was a perfect example for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

@@d_mb The Dunning Kruger Effect is not about SKILLS, but about COMPETENCE. That's not always the same. When social psychologists talk about competence they ALWAYS mean cognitive competence. What does this mean in relation to the Dunning Kruger effect? It is said that the lack of COGNITIVE competence causes people to overestimate their abilities MORE than those who have these cognitive abilities. BUT Dunning and Kruger also found that these individuals assess themselves and others better as they improve their skills through training or practice. But that can't be the case when fighting a gorilla because NO ONE can beat a damn gorilla no matter how hard you train. If you would train these ignorants they would believe EVEN MORE that they can defeat the Gorilla. In other words: the Dunning Kruger Effect can be cured by education, however pure stupidity and inbreeding of american hillbillies over seven generations cannot be cured.

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I just know he'll start with "did yall see the .....😂

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" Why do you have an odd number of legs? " Hahahaha that was too funny 😂

I have 3 legs

Facts! Even numbers only! NO legs is even ok. But 9?! No sir and no thank you 😂😂😂

​@@aviasilas2255think Drake must be an alien then...

What a hoopy frood

Is this a secret hitchhiker thing?

Don't panic

omggggggg i lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😮‍💨

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the "I'm naked, I'm wet" comment got me 😳

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Wtf? Oh its ON

@@brandonhawkins6844 Try it out. Tell me I'm lying. Spread the word.

Whaaaaaaat?! 😮

Yesssss!!!!!!

Soon some one else will be a great Josh, but we'll always have 1 Josh😊

We could really do with replacing Chappelle with someone with empathy and work ethic, yes. Josh can have what he deserves, and spoiled old men who haven't been funny in over ten years can leave.

I like it! He’s the quintessential “funny person “. I’d take one of those over the kind that manufacture and memorize all their material any day!

Great description! @@litawi7869

I concur

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you're putting too much confidence into tall people... bears got a bite strong enough to crush a bowling ball, can run 40 yards in 2 seconds, can weigh between 400 to 800 pounds, and have the strength of like 5 human adults. plus, bears survive _for a living._ we live in a society of convenience where we don't even gotta leave out house to get food... but hey, Darwinism. fuck around find out

If he came at it right

😂😂😂y’all play too much🤣

For context: I appreciate Josh Johnson . Dulce and Josh joked about how cool he would be, had he become tall.

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