The First Guy To Ever Scam Someone 

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LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

Everyone in that universe looks the same except for Eric Bana and Chris Pine, who lent their names to the banana and the pineapple, repectively

@@sinistralityand the bloodthirsty child.

Great, now I'm having an existential crisis thinking about it

And julie nolki, also that actor guy if we include pitch meeting, and matpat​@@sinistrality

Dang it @stompmaxwell you made @DookyShoes1 have a dang existential crisis

In the RGCU, there are no superheroes OR competent police.

But there's only one guy that knows everyone looks like everyone else in the RGCU. Also I think identity theft is a relatively new thing as well.

​@@tobieburnwhat about Captain Atheist, Captain CrossFit, Captain Mockery?

Identity theft is not a joke Ryan! Millions of Ryans suffer every year!

jeah no you are right but like 90% are pure accidents with them thinking they are the right rian

yeah, but the the scanner is just another Ryan who decides who is who.

What about the baby-Ryans? How do they tell them apart?

By seeing which ones look like nightmare fuel and which ones are just a scaled down image of Ryan.

It is canon that higher level people have more sophisticated mustaches.

@@JacobL228 Chewbacca would be a god to them

That's what I thought to myself when applying for a loan as you yesterday.

Haha 😆

Like a hotel room or something?

Yeah, but they can't leave the room, I decided

ok but they both look the same, how would they know they're putting the right guy in a room

@@richardmahn7589 Its not a very nice room.

wouldn't that be like that "kid napping" thing that one guy did once

Understandable.

This was the realist moment.

History of capitalism in a nutshell.

capitalism moment :(

The inherent contradictions of capitalist society are a rich vein to mine, and Ryan knows it!

Remember, the saying is for LOVE of money, not just money.

Well, it's more that money gives them a) lots of things to show off b) no bills to worry about c) numbers greater than others. It's all to appear bigger and better than others. So, other words, a mental disease.

​@@MR-nl8xrDo you play tennis?

@@davidwuhrer6704 no.

"Hey you should give me all your login information" "ok"

Hi! Let's go along the way together. But can you pay for everything? I'm a bit short on money. But when I heard back from the Nigerian prince I helped, I'll pay you back!

Friendship is the real long con.

I too enjoy scamming people into friendships with me!

​@@trebmasterscamming people into becoming friends is tight!

Admittedly, believing in the heart of the cards is the oldest trick in the book.

Literally. He just takes his glasses off.

@@minetomek He became Superman!

"Oh, really?"

Never saw that coming! They looked so similar.

The police should put him in a room with a orange shirt

*phone dings* "Nice"

It totally went over my head until near the end of the phishing scene. I'm amazed by the boat. It didn't seem to be edited in.

Not sure why you would think it was edited in. A boat takes two people to paddle it out and that one had two people in it. Stands to reason, it was a real boat.

​@@jaustill237 The "boat" seemed to be pointing in different directions. It makes no sense, that a boat would be filmed in 2 directions. Wouldn't that mean that 1 of them would face away from the camera? On the other hand, I'm still struggling to make sense of why Ryan or George would come up with the idea of putting 2 boats in a room for filming.

@@eugenetswong hey listen, i'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this weird two face boat thing okay?

I mean, they don’t falsely claim that it fixes ailments. Could have done the same with snake oil, but of course he had to mention ailments.

Im pretty sure they sold plenty of actual snake oils, just not to this generation.

@@wootwoot5414Snakes don’t even have oils.

@@wootwoot5414 Snake oil is making a comeback, hilariously enough.

And sneakers, and bibles.. fake uni degrees, subpar cuts of beef, spirits, canned beans, pieces of a suit... pardons... influence in the Whitehouse for the right price to the right foreign powers.

Ah, yes! The legendary George W. Bush remark!

This just describes dating in your early-mid 20's

Me with everything the weatherman says!

Sounds like my last relationship at least 3rd time was the charm

I was expecting the money to be fake at the end.

Read in Indian accent

Scamming is tight!

But then it turns out he didn't actually had a scam for him, which in itself is a scam, so he actually did have a scam for him, and... I'm in a loop now, dangit

​@@efi3825and now it's scam-ception, because that loop IS the scam, and he's already taken your wallet.

@@efi3825 Creating a paradox is super easy, barely an inconvenience

Excuse me, good sir. Are you, by chance, J. Wellington Wimpy?

That 🍔 will go great with my _Free 🍺 Tomorrow_ (& my can of spinach lol)

Or this link to a .jpg of a monkey?

How about this photo of a monkey?

Sure it's fake money, but we've convinced a few sketchy vendors to treat it as real until the government gets involved!

I don’t get why people think that’s a scam but stocks are normal, it’s the same shit

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Theres defenintly ones that ARE scams out there though. Rug Pulls yknow?

Snake jokes are TIGHT!

Not me thinking it was a python joke 😭 (the programming language)

I died! Define snake? o.O

@@JohnLattanzio98 huh? how would it connect to that? just cause it says the word "snake"?

@@bobbyshores "might be CODE for something"

He's got a time machine, its the same way he sent a person to the 2020's from the 90s

Cool food for thought ​@@ZttackFrmBhind

@@ZttackFrmBhind I thought its broken now, one way only

It is easy when you have a time machine!

@@issamabbas2041 he can get video back though

Nooo! I wrote the exact same idea

Scamming innocent people that trust people easily is tight!

@@RoyalPrinceLumineRebellionyou likely mean “Scamming trusting (or trustful) innocent people” since their own trustworthiness doesn’t really enter into the scam.

Oh really?

It's actually not, which is why it always confuses me that people do it. Scammers put so much effort into scamming when they could probably put that effort into doing something productive and still make money.

Does it though?

They have suntans

heyshutup

Are you implying that Ryan George is not a price?

I suspect he would be wearing some sort of hat, or a robe of some sort, so, completely different than all the other Ryans.

What are you talking about, there is barely any ressemblance : they don't have the same jacket. It is almost like in movies when they tried to make you believe the characters are from the same family when they look nothing alike.

@@cma1676 Yeah, you're right, I think I was confused because of all his clever talk.

It's just CGI.

Smart, that way whichever ends up King they’ll owe you.

💰💰💵💵💶💴💷

I am the nigerian king, I need more money than my son

Wow, what a coincidence that you’d be in a RU-vid comment section, here is my money you beautiful sweet prince 💰

I'm the Nigerian Bank. Send all your money to me and I'll make sure the right royalty guy gets it, for your convenience.

He's like Clark Kent!

I hope everything turns out okay.

@@Derekivery yeah it's fine, the bank is sending me a new card in a week or so. Thank you

Getting your credit card cancelled is tight!

here's something else hilariously ironic: you owe me $500

I went to all the trouble of stealing your card details and then they cancelled it. I want to be compensated.

Actually, it's quite punchable

having a punchable face is TIGHT@@cybersecurityforcivilians

@@cybersecurityforcivilians I've never met anyone as trustworthy as a punching bag.

Say it with me, everyone: No, it won't. It'll be super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.

He just has teeny tiny legs

@@ResoluteGryphon Oh, really?

Coupled with the 1st porch pirate.

@@dawnfire82 "challenging said stupid stuff makes you irrational or, to use modern parlance, a 'conspiracy theorist.'" In the majority of cases though, people called irrational or conspiracy theorists have themselves just believed something they were told without evidence. Not all, of course. There is a lot of bullshit perpetuated by media which people rightfully call out and then get slandered for. But some conspiracy theories like QAnon's adrenochrome, microchips in vaccines, holocaust denial, and the moon landings being fake, are obviously wrong.

Ironic how you're saying people are morons and you STILL don't know how masks work. Shame shame

I like the "no takebacks" bit!

Making others laugh is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I was wondering why the went fishing. Thank you for the clarification. I should have seen it sooner!

Did they buy you something nice with the money?

Let me guess purity rings lol South Park joke

And its super easy, barely an inconveniance

Is it? 🤨

@@warrior99s16 Around the belt area, if you get scammed hard enough.

@@Onmur I don't know what that means.

Funny enough, there are a bunch of semi-autonomous micro-kingdoms within that country. So a Nigerian prince existing today isn't implausible.

@@jlev1028 Yeah yeah yeah!

He didn’t

@@UltimateGamer-bm6yt Prove it

@@username5155 All he took off was the hat and glasses. Rewatch that part.

@@UltimateGamer-bm6yt Are you seriously not smart enough to have heard of a joke before?

@@username5155 Was that reply necessary? Because that looks like it wasn’t