The First Guy To Ever Scam Someone 

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LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

Everyone in that universe looks the same except for Eric Bana and Chris Pine, who lent their names to the banana and the pineapple, repectively

@@sinistralityand the bloodthirsty child.

Great, now I'm having an existential crisis thinking about it

And julie nolki, also that actor guy if we include pitch meeting, and matpat​@@sinistrality

Dang it @stompmaxwell you made @DookyShoes1 have a dang existential crisis

yeah, but the the scanner is just another Ryan who decides who is who.

What about the baby-Ryans? How do they tell them apart?

By seeing which ones look like nightmare fuel and which ones are just a scaled down image of Ryan.

It is canon that higher level people have more sophisticated mustaches.

@@JacobL228 Chewbacca would be a god to them

Literally. He just takes his glasses off.

@@minetomek He became Superman!

"Oh, really?"

Never saw that coming! They looked so similar.

The police should put him in a room with a orange shirt

That's what I thought to myself when applying for a loan as you yesterday.

Haha 😆

I mean, they don’t falsely claim that it fixes ailments. Could have done the same with snake oil, but of course he had to mention ailments.

Im pretty sure they sold plenty of actual snake oils, just not to this generation.

@@wootwoot5414Snakes don’t even have oils.

@@wootwoot5414 Snake oil is making a comeback, hilariously enough.

And sneakers, and bibles.. fake uni degrees, subpar cuts of beef, spirits, canned beans, pieces of a suit... pardons... influence in the Whitehouse for the right price to the right foreign powers.

He's got a time machine, its the same way he sent a person to the 2020's from the 90s

Cool food for thought ​@@ZttackFrmBhind

@@ZttackFrmBhind I thought its broken now, one way only

It is easy when you have a time machine!

@@issamabbas2041 he can get video back though

*phone dings* "Nice"

It totally went over my head until near the end of the phishing scene. I'm amazed by the boat. It didn't seem to be edited in.

Not sure why you would think it was edited in. A boat takes two people to paddle it out and that one had two people in it. Stands to reason, it was a real boat.

​@@jaustill237 The "boat" seemed to be pointing in different directions. It makes no sense, that a boat would be filmed in 2 directions. Wouldn't that mean that 1 of them would face away from the camera? On the other hand, I'm still struggling to make sense of why Ryan or George would come up with the idea of putting 2 boats in a room for filming.

@@eugenetswong hey listen, i'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this weird two face boat thing okay?

Hi! Let's go along the way together. But can you pay for everything? I'm a bit short on money. But when I heard back from the Nigerian prince I helped, I'll pay you back!

Friendship is the real long con.

I too enjoy scamming people into friendships with me!

​@@trebmasterscamming people into becoming friends is tight!

Admittedly, believing in the heart of the cards is the oldest trick in the book.

"Hey you should give me all your login information" "ok"

@@RednocNivert you forgot the "never share your login information with anyone, the company will never ask you for that kind of information" right on top of the chat where people gave them their information. But either way, the police has way funnier things than our average cybersecurity concerns... Like people constantly falling for the same scam of a coin that's worth a lot being sold on ebay for 10x less and then wondering how they got scammed again just to do it again.

Understandable.

This was the realist moment.

History of capitalism in a nutshell.

capitalism moment :(

The inherent contradictions of capitalist society are a rich vein to mine, and Ryan knows it!

Remember, the saying is for LOVE of money, not just money.

Well, it's more that money gives them a) lots of things to show off b) no bills to worry about c) numbers greater than others. It's all to appear bigger and better than others. So, other words, a mental disease.

​@@MR-nl8xrDo you play tennis?

@@davidwuhrer6704 no.

@@MR-nl8xr Yes, and if you carefully read the words _again_ you'll notice that the phrase is, "But I _WANT_ money", and the greater context is that he feels this way even though he knows that undermining other people's ability to trust one another will inhibit the functioning of the society which has raised him; this indicates the speaker _does_ in fact possess an unhealthy love of money... or a craving for it which one might euphemistically describe as love.

Nooo! I wrote the exact same idea

Scamming innocent people that trust people easily is tight!

@@RoyalPrinceLumineRebellionyou likely mean “Scamming trusting (or trustful) innocent people” since their own trustworthiness doesn’t really enter into the scam.

Oh really?

It's actually not, which is why it always confuses me that people do it. Scammers put so much effort into scamming when they could probably put that effort into doing something productive and still make money.

Does it though?

They have suntans

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Are you implying that Ryan George is not a price?

I suspect he would be wearing some sort of hat, or a robe of some sort, so, completely different than all the other Ryans.

Excuse me, good sir. Are you, by chance, J. Wellington Wimpy?

That 🍔 will go great with my _Free 🍺 Tomorrow_ (& my can of spinach lol)

Smart, that way whichever ends up King they’ll owe you.

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I am the nigerian king, I need more money than my son

Wow, what a coincidence that you’d be in a RU-vid comment section, here is my money you beautiful sweet prince 💰

I'm the Nigerian Bank. Send all your money to me and I'll make sure the right royalty guy gets it, for your convenience.

@@dawnfire82 "challenging said stupid stuff makes you irrational or, to use modern parlance, a 'conspiracy theorist.'" In the majority of cases though, people called irrational or conspiracy theorists have themselves just believed something they were told without evidence. Not all, of course. There is a lot of bullshit perpetuated by media which people rightfully call out and then get slandered for. But some conspiracy theories like QAnon's adrenochrome, microchips in vaccines, holocaust denial, and the moon landings being fake, are obviously wrong.

Ironic how you're saying people are morons and you STILL don't know how masks work. Shame shame

I hope everything turns out okay.

@@Derekivery yeah it's fine, the bank is sending me a new card in a week or so. Thank you

Getting your credit card cancelled is tight!

here's something else hilariously ironic: you owe me $500

I went to all the trouble of stealing your card details and then they cancelled it. I want to be compensated.

He's like Clark Kent!

Say it with me, everyone: No, it won't. It'll be super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.

He just has teeny tiny legs

@@ResoluteGryphon Oh, really?

I like the "no takebacks" bit!

Did they buy you something nice with the money?

Let me guess purity rings lol South Park joke

Not true, that is absolutely in correct

Nigeria does have traditional monarchies with royal families. Before British colonization, Nigeria was home to various kingdoms and chiefdoms, each with its own royal lineage and ruling family. Even after Nigeria gained independence in 1960, many of these traditional monarchies have persisted, albeit with reduced political power due to the modern governmental structure. These royal families often play ceremonial and cultural roles within their communities, preserving traditions and providing a sense of continuity with the past.

And then he became George foreman

And its super easy, barely an inconveniance

Is it? 🤨

@@warrior99s16 Around the belt area, if you get scammed hard enough.

@@Onmur I don't know what that means.

I think I got a few of those, too ... which feels kind of nice, like it's a vote of confidence in me being an actual living, sentient, physically existing citizent of the internet, not a bot

He didn’t

@@UltimateGamer-bm6yt Prove it

@@username5155 All he took off was the hat and glasses. Rewatch that part.

@@UltimateGamer-bm6yt Are you seriously not smart enough to have heard of a joke before?

@@username5155 Was that reply necessary? Because that looks like it wasn’t

I was wondering why the went fishing. Thank you for the clarification. I should have seen it sooner!

I've certainly laughed at plenty of Ryan's stuff. But, especially because I could see it coming, the Identity Theft was literally LAUGH OUT LOUD funny.

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