The Hell Of Having Kids, As Told By Comedians 

🤣 he was so proud

@@Famiry_Guy_Ken 😂😂 shii I would be too

Yes

Lmaooooo

Just seen this. I said the same shit!!

😂😂😂😂

1st of many times when she will try and stop it. 🔴

Yep I used toilet paper

"Bitch, you promised!" Lol wut?

I figured out a pretty good way. When I was still in the womb, I decided to get my proto-ovaries to descend about two months into the pregnancy so they became testes, and that pretty much solved the whole issue.

Who is she???

Hella funny

@@LeeEisPrettyStrange Ms pat

FRR

Children really aren't that bad, I have 5 of them, the oldest is 5 🤣🤣🤣 1 boy the rest of them are girls

Consider how comedians make EVERYTHING sound. They make every form of transportation sound like pure hell. If I took all my advice from comedians, I would never have dated, gotten married, had children, visited another country or gone to a water park. I would have laughed at the standup, nodded sagely, And lived a secure, grey little life, lol. Children, ideally, need a parent to be at least somewhat prepared and hopefullly emotionally available. And for anyone who might become a parent, I would say, yeah.. If you think you have a cluster B personality disorder, yeah, seek treatment instead. If you had a terrible childhood, or feel like you have depression or anxiety seek counseling. If you have a serious addiction problem, get help. If you are broke or have terrible credit, reach out for help on how to start making that better. If you're with a terrible partner, don't deliberately get pregnant-- and what are you waiting for, get out of there! If they're abusive, call for help!! If you have a dream to follow, consider following it. But those are all just standard pieces of good life advice anyway. They're things anyone should be doing anyway, because they deserve a good life. And if you have love to give, children can be one of the best parts of a good life. Look at Patton Oswalt. A huge chunk of his standup was about how awful kids are....until he had one. And then that was replaced by how great his child is.

Im with Lilith. At 54, everytime a friend tells me some precious story, my decision is confirmed. Never regretted it once.

Bill burr surprisingly makes it sound not so bad... Ironic

don’t cuss ✋😌

@@oliviagrace6914 It's the internet, Olivia.

Ikr lmao. "Thats the fun part dad... They have no idea why they're there.

@@oliviagrace6914 people can fucking cuss whenever they god damn well please.

@@oliviagrace6914 and stop trying to force your religious beliefs down everybody's throat on RU-vid videos!!!

😂

😂😂😂😂😂

"Wanna go to the lake?" "Can't bro, Jason's gonna be coming by the time I'm in the water"

Both daughters and him are dope af

@@AnnabelNightwish his wife is hilarious as well

That whole family is cool and funny AF !!

Berts family is hilarious.

Shes gonna take over as a comedian when bert dies

😂😂😂😂

Must be a friend of Dorothy

We used to say aunt flo was coming to visit lol

Mines called Kylo Red

Ruby, Scarlett, and Rose also work; Lord knows I've referred to it as a 'visit from Aunt Rose'

Goddamn! My prayers are with you. 😂

My sister has 4 boys under 6! She's a saint 🙃

I have three sons just over ten. You have my prayers 😂

Same here. Also reminds me to finish laundry.

Me too. Three kids under 6. Twin boys 6 and a girl 4 I am the shoe and the kids are the dryer running circles around me 😩😩

Look up her Joe Rogan interview. It was amazing

What’s her name?

@@cameronturnquist55 You'd think they would put their names in the title or description.

don’t cuss ✋😌

@@oliviagrace6914 fuck off

He's uncle Jesse

He pretty much is

I dunno... The last thing I would have wanted as a ten year old girl, rocking back and forth on the floor of the bathroom in front of the toilet, crying and puking from the pain, would have been a party. I can't relate to stories about girls getting their period like if it was only bleeding, no big deal. My cramps were severe, and the lactic acid build-up from all those muscles cramping and spasming is no joke either.

@@jelatinosa mine aren't fun either. But yours sounds like you should visit a doctor. You might have a serious illness. I just meant that we should take away the fear and shame of periods. In most cases it's nothing to be afraid of or ashamed about. I'm sorry your experience isn't good. Please take care of yourself. Period pain isn't how thing are. Cramps yeah. Pain no

@@jelatinosa I'm sorry yours was so painful. My period didn't get painful till much later in my life. But I wouldn't have wanted a party either because I was so sad when I got it...I cried

@@jelatinosa wow, I’m sorry you have to go through that- but also, have you thought about consulting a doctor about it? It actually sounds serious, and better safe than sorry. I don’t think periods should normally induce that kind of pain. Good luck to you anyways.

Yes! Stank and cramps. Good times.

*finally someone who shares the pain*

OMG WHATS THAT LIKE????

Me too😂😂😂

@@anikasudhir4579 they legit break out into a sweat once you say you need pads or tampons, and my father has 4 daughters whose periods were literally a week apart... so it was a different experience for us all... he went from getting the wrong ones and getting screamed at by four bleeding teens to being the period protector😭😭

I got my period when my mom was on a trip and my dad was the only one home. My exact words were “no, not today!” Of all days to get it when my mom was out of town. My dad didn’t freak out though and we went to go get pads at the store. I’m just glad I got mine at home at not at school or something.

Do you know who she is?

@@anthonybrock846 someone said her name's ms pat!

Look up her joe Rogan interview

Underrated comment!!

@@beautifulblackchild7343 thanks!

Why doesn’t he wear a shirt?

@@mikecole1664 he started doing it because he would sweat through them and then it became his own thing

@@psycotiks8696 Thanks.

That whole special is pretty entertaining.

Totally

Awww ok 😂

That was so great!

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Lol, just think of it as your name is associated with a perfectly healthy properly functioning human process without which you would not exist. 🌍✌🌎👍🌏💚

@@sanchisan6997 ahahahaha yesss ✌❤

I'm beginning to feel outdated

Bert kreischer

Bert kriescher! He has at least one Netflix special!

don’t cuss ✋😌

@@oliviagrace6914 fuck off

I can't imagine having a kid I believe in love not suffering

You're goddamn right.

I dont want kids until im at least 32ish and financially stable

I want some but only with gravy

But we can practice right?

Yes 😂😂😂 I hope my baby is a girl. I'm due July 8th, I'm okay with a boy Edit: but periods are really big, before my mom passed away she knew Protection Rituals that involve ones own period blood, an that's something I cannot teach a boy. Although there is ritual work with guys ummm stuff that makes a baby but I am female an was never taught those rituals

Lol Any ideas for names yet?

@@Famiry_Guy_Ken imma name mine birtha

@@none3160 lol

I'll be needing a menopause party lol, hell...why not pre-menopause too? Gotta think as well as Isla did to make it fun lol

don't elaborate on invites, just call it a period party. when they ask what period is the theme, idk get creative and dodge that question

we enjoy celebrating the mundane and sometimes ridiculous

It's actually not common, and more recent

May as well have fun with it, I’m not even American lol 😂

I didn’t know ppl ever did so

Right shit all I do is lay in bed and cry, when my aunt Flo is visiting but more power to ya! Lmao

Bert kreisher look him up on Netflix😂 he’s so funny!! Look up “how I joined the Russian mafia by accident” 😂😂

don't be so harsh, 1/5. errr 1/10

LoL ahh come on..I have seen worse movies than that.

Smart man

😂🤣YAZZ!

Bert is a legend.

😂🤣

So that’s who he reminded me of!

Good luck :)

@@the_ducc Thank you

Mine is Barbara because I had a bad experience with a customer named Barbara(second Karen)ever since then,I hate bitches named Barbara.

@@IridescentNova That is a good reason also that is funny!

That's what I call an aunt I hate

And misspelled “choking”...😆

AND WROTE “foreign language” every time Rob spoke Spanish 😂😂😂😂

And they wrote “okay” when Rob said “Qué” 😂

I totally turned on captions just to see this!

I’m so glad I’m not the only one seeing the crazy captions for once 😂 Bad captions make funny videos 10x funnier sometimes lol (I always use captions cuz it’s easier, I have a processing disability)

Never heard of a period party till this video and im female sooo

As a kid, we don’t.

My mom talked about a period party (in the early 2010s) but didnt actually have one for me or any of my 2 female siblings. The thought embarrassed me then, but now I think it's a cool concept, if applied thoughtfully.

Lol u sound like u typify and abuse ur middle child.

He gets weird anxiety when on stage so it’s like a reverse “imagine them naked”

That's his thing. He does shirtless comedy, he's well known for that

Cause why the hell not, adds to the experience

I heard it was because somebody made a fat joke about him once so he kinda just embraced it and does all his comedy shirtless in contempt of it. He throws his shirt at the beginning of the show

You mean Bruce?

@@mimigiggles4199 damn I forgot about that one 😂😂

Bruce Chrysler

Thought it was burnt crystal?

Dude he’s lost so much weight. Probably not a pound over 380 now.

As a mom that didn't chose to have a kid and still ended up with a kid... Don't

@@MikaelaJoArroyo do you still love your kid though

@@denkikaminari5583 more than anything

Don't

but at the same time, they make your life meaningful.

I was thinking the same.

Oh. I remember Jesylnick he was funny.

100%

Some people are really good at it. Yes, they experience challenges, but they do it gracefully.

I was hit by a beer truck in Kindergarten...after bullying my car pool classmates not to rat me out for sneaking across the road to shortcut to my house.

🤗❤️💐