The Next President 

the happiest person is probably like some random ass person who is just content with their likely average life

I gotta say I think Adam Sandler is living the life, bro just makes movies to make money and hang out with his friends even though he could do so much more. He has it made

He still has the price tag on the shirt lol

what if we put bernies mind into like a jacked 20 year old models body and have him run, I feel like he'd sweep

Chatters have decimated any and all chances of Atrioc ever playing Celeste, which is a shame because the game has a ton of fantastic grind stream potential with the B sides (and Farewell, but we don't talk about Farewell.)

Chimpzy going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." "PLEAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." as atrioc is explaining that celeste is never happening is funny ash.

Unfortunately the first election Jimmy Beast can run for president would be 2036 because of the age requirement

I feel like it's gotta be Gabe Newell. Owns Valve. Own the largest marketplace for video games. Has a lot of fans who adore him. Seems very chill, I don't think he has much that he personally is involved in at Valve on a day to day basis. Gabe just hangs out and doesn't have a care in the world. Has nothing to prove. He's not on social media desperately trying to achieve adoration and validation, like Musk. He has no enemies; I've never heard anyone speak badly Gabe N. How great his life must be.

Best set life candidate, Tom from MySpace, made the bag and now travels the world and takes pictures

There's talk of birth years that differentiate generations, but strictly speaking their generalized cut offs based on the majority of peoples experiences being born at that time. From my understanding, the non-year based cut off for 'millennials' is if you remember using dial-up internet. Zoomers only ever experienced broadband internet with less restriction and so had easy access their whole life.

Some Saudi prince literally funded an anime series because he liked the novels and had the money. That is some next level freedom and that sort of freedom has to be happy. I also don't know who so he can just chill in the background

I was thinking about this question and I think its gotta be my grandma, she's the happiest lady in the world.

Unironically I would vote for a Cuban Mr. Beast lineup

mark cuban does seem very president-ish

My friend is probably the happiest person I know. She just got her degree, is living with her boyfriend and has a good job, and has great mental health. I've dealt with depression over half my life, and in the past few years my ADHD went from being very mild to a major aspect of my day to day life. I remember asking her about mental health once, and she just said she's never had any issues with it. No random bouts of sadness, no social anxiety, no other shit at all. She just generally lives her life feeling pretty good and enjoying it

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8 minute clips saving the day

Mark is cookin’

Mark Cuban straight up said he had "no plans to run" like two weeks ago, unfortunately

another fire clip big a

Another banger from Brandon “Cans of Beans” Atrioc

My goat Duckbricks always looks hella fuckin happy

I just cheered when you said 27 is still a millennial after first saying 29 was the cutoff 🤣

some retired french guy drinking wine on the beach is probably the answer. it's absolutely not someone that would be widely known

17 days ago Mark Cuban said he has no plans to run btw.

Snoop Dogg is so fulfilled he runs a kids RU-vid channel just for the fun of it

For shizzle my nizzle That is a bar

5:01 what about not obscenely rich?

Adam Sandlers gotta be happy, or Shaq

Hideo kojima? He’s probably got some mental issues but he seems to love his work

The thing with Shohei Ohtani is that once his UCL heals from Tommy John, I don't think he's going to be as GOATed of a pitcher as he was before. I mean, dude topped out at 102 mph once upon a time. He'll still probably be elite - he's not just gonna coat because he's got 700 mil - but I see his rev rates drastically dropping in 2025

I think celeste would be a good game for this atrioc guy

Imagine if Atrioc would be Messi, the alliteration of Messi's Marketing Monday too good.

1996 represent

Dwayne Johnson went from friendly goofy ex-wrestler to way too serious and professional titan of industry. He takes terrible roles and never helped elevate other wrestlers coming up. His legacy is of greed. He could have left a more influential and positive mark on existence ,but instead chose to be a product and makes money like a hi-score in a video game

damn i have been catching hella shots lately for being born in 1997 ngl lol

the thing is atrioc the rock hasnt produced anything all year

Mark Cuban should totally run

celeste is a great game i wish chat wasnt annoying

so when are you playing celeste?

Miami FC ftw

It's honestly really sad that if mrbeast was running for president I would rather him win than anyone else

Bro mark cubin and mr beasts sweeps easily not even joking

Bro if Mark Cuban ran he'd immediately have my vote, like PLEASE give me Cuban over anyone currently running

Hey that's me 5:16 =)

i am speed

Ngl if we’re taking celebrities now, Mark Cuban would probably do a great job. Also f you I’m not too late for Hogwarts 😂

My pet hamster could easily clear Biden and Trump. And my hamster has been dead for 10 years.

Atrioc wearing a Messi Jersey is the reason I’ll finally Subscribe 😊

Youngest millennial is 27!

Jim Carey by far is the most chilling celebrity

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The MLS is an easy league? For someone that's allegedly smart, that's a very dumb statement.