The Professor Of Yapanese 

If you put a hotdog in a tub full of water over night it will swell and feed 5 people

He was so close to make a simple point with his analogy by talking about how the words we choose can frame sentences differently, but instead just decided to say “in communications the frame we use is duct tape.” WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNNN

I find this weird, do these people know you can havr a podcast by yourself? why do they keep pretending they are talking to someone😂😂😂

“Think about every possible problem in the future” bro this is why I can’t sleep at night this is horrid advice

M. Night Shyamalan's son. The plot twist: He's his own podcast.

that fake scenarios are basically an adhd brain

His problems seem highly specific. If I bought $400 headphones to use every time I was at the airport & saw a couple arguing, they’d still be in the box & I’d be so disappointed that it wasn’t worth the money to block out the imaginary negative energy that I hadn’t experienced 😂

I know I wasn’t in chat but as someone who used to do sales practicing answers to technical questions and objections everyday for 5 minutes is actually killer advice. He probably just read that somewhere because it’s not that useful in a lot of fields

Also wanna add - practicing facial expressions is a very common trait amongst ASD folks ❤

my brother was born with apert syndrome, physically he looks very different. i’ve always been incredibly defensive of people with disabilities/special needs so it’s nice to finally have a commentary youtuber who stays away from making fun of people’s appearance. it’s something none of us can help, whether we have disabilities or not. it’s just never really acceptable to talk about people’s appearances like that. all of that to basically say thank you!

HE SMOKED THE GAS STATION WEED

Noise canceling headphones are dope but what helps more is actually listening to the arguments and the negativity so you know how how not to act when you inevitably end up in a similar situation at some point in the future lmao. That's one of the best benefits of ppl watching.. "I gotta remember to NOT do/wear/act like that in the future!"

YOU'RE THE ONLY MASTER YAPPER IN MY EYES ❤❤❤❤❤

I don't know about podcasts, but when you speak at conferences the questions you get asked are always the same, with a new one thrown in there every few conferences. It's good to write down the questions and prepare for the future. Sounds like it makes sense that the same would happen on podcasts. Also most people are trying to figure out how to stop making up problems that didn't happen yet, telling people to actually start making up problems is such a crazy advice.

Hey if your the guy who made the podcast reading this please go to a therapist and get some help theres nothing wrong with counceling. Overthinking to the point of being in constant paranoia/obsessively buying objects for every scenerio is not healthy.

i’m autistic and almost never take my noise canceling headphones off but like, i’ve never been in a situation where i need them because a couple is fighting. especially at an airport. that’s so oddly specific

Watched this with my noise cancelling headphones on lol. I’m neurodivergent so I practically live in these things. They really are essential 10/10 would recommend

It’s like a decent bit of his advice sounds reasonable but he’s doing it in the weirdest possible way which gets him clowned on and disregarded

Bro is like a spin off of ChatGPT, trying to solve life’s problems that don’t exist yet, and might never exist

why are people being so mean to the guy in the comments, jeez, like, sure he kinda weird but he aint hurting nobody, he just doing his thing, do that with the redpill and scamers, i dont know man, kinda insane behavior

As soon as he said "500 podcasts" I knew he was being satirical

Majoring in yapology

putting paintings in frames is w advice

My favorite comment insulting him has to be there’s 6500 languages and he choose to speak nonsense 😂

people being so mean about his looks is confusing me because he still looks nice

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I feel so normal after watching Gunnar’s vids.

Glad you covered Brenden and understood a few of his messages! I'm the one responsible for filming and editing his videos, co-owner of Maison Leporem (the suit store he shoots at) and one of the co-host of the KYP Podcast (the one where we just sat there and looked like we weren't doing anything 😅). I'd be glad to answer any questions you guys have on Brenden and our process.

I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but he looks AI generated

I watched "I love you, man" last night, and now I know who Gunnar reminds me of, Paul Rudd

I swear if you hadn't been on an airplane with a couple next to you fighting you'd never understand how useful noise cancelling headphones can be

Hahaha much love brother all the best and thanks for being a legendary grind horse

maybe it’s just me but i feel like this guy doesn’t deserve all the hate he’s getting? as an autistic person with severe generalized anxiety disorder i can easily see how just rambling out my feelings to no one in particular like this can be extremely therapeutic- and maybe it just helps him feel more comfortable to have his podcast setup 🤷‍♀️ maybe he shouldn’t post it if he doesn’t want the hate but i know personal vlogs for therapy are absolutely a thing. i also don’t think his advice is necessarily harmful but he definitely could go a better way about it. for example the noise cancelling headphones: like i said before i’m autistic and being in overstimulating crowded spaces (like an airport as he mentioned) can send me into full panic attacks and/or meltdowns, but you do NOT need to drop 400$ for a solution. my noise cancelling headphones are actually those ones that they use for shooting ranges, twenty bucks on amazon and they’re a lifesaver. on another note i wanted to mention the catastrophizing from the first reel, which is a very common symptom of anxiety. i’m not here to diagnose but i don’t want to immediately jump aboard the privilege train either- mental illness sadly isnt pay to win. TLDR; i don’t think this guy is really hurting anyone, i’m completely seriously when i say i think this is a form of coping mechanism for anxiety or something idk maybe i’m reading too much into it

I met him during a networking event during the pandemic. He is honestly a great guy and I hope he is doing well😁

0:58 Anticipatory anxiety describes a fear and worry around bad things (be them real or imagined) that could happen. It can happen in a lot of different contexts, but it commonly focuses on things you can’t predict or control. For individuals that experience Anticipatory Anxiety, his “weird” habit is actually a recommended coping technique. The act of listing out the “problem”, then trying to come up with solutions to solve them helps to disempower the feelings or sense of being out of control.

I’ll be honest. I respect this guy. I always imagined me giving random interviews at talk shows or shit like that and spent a lot of time just going through that shit. My man said: “if no one is gonna do it, I’m gonna interview myself”. He monetized day dreaming

Preparing for potential future problems that you can preemptively solve is actually a great way to help cope with an anxiety disorder.

I bought noise canceling headphones to cancel out my coworker that never shut up. They did cost close to $400 and her voice carries so much it didn’t work 😭 I had to put up with bad vibes until she got fired.

Love how you can point out how funny/ridiculous this is without being mean to the guy lol, he strikes me as someone who might be neurodivergent and just REALLY into podcasts. His advice just instantly makes sense when you think that it may be coming from someone on the spectrum. I'm thinking maybe faking it is just a way to make it a highly controlled setting where nothing can go wrong, because anyone can just make an actual podcast even if just by themselves so why would you fake it? Checking out his website/youtube channel, I don't see him selling anything and the comments seem a lot more positive than on IG, seems like my dude's doing pretty well, just a bit.. unique.

I like these videos of people who aren't necessarily problematic, just a bit strange

I love how even at the clip where the camera is in front of him, he still doesnt look at the camera and faces the imaginary podcast buddies in the background

“He’s been on over 500 angles in his room holding a microphone” 😂

ya know, I know nothing of the universes gunnar covers, but I am glad to feel like I can be part of the goof squad, goofin on these fools

bros got a degree in yapanomics

Man the slanted stuff its not kl to point out. Thts the kind of thing u keep to urself if u even think it for some reason, but since u did... Y say it? Comes off pretty ableist careful about tht stuff

As a parent, that headphone bit is fucking hilarious because I actually have a pair of loop earplugs with the highest level of noise canceling capabilities to be able to cope with my toddler's ear piercing shrieks 😅😂🤣 they work wonders. But they aren't ENTIRELY noise canceling so I can still be present and hear things for safety purposes. They just help take away some of the overstimulation. As a neurodivergent mother they have literally saved my life and my sanity on multiple occasions lmfaooo

I love that his magic ticket is “practice.” Genius.

That headphone bit seemed like a QVC story to sell headphones.

This guy yaps but he ain't my bio teacher. That man never stops yapping.

I think my car might break down some day, so I bought another car to sit there for when that happens. Big brain move.

hey gang, i know were dunking on him but it says on his bio that "I help immigrants communicate their ideas to the world". i think hes teaching non english speakers to speak more fluently than give actual advice (though i do think he should revise what hes saying bc those situations are really specific).

Doesn’t the second advice kinda contradicts… every other one? “I don’t want that negativity, but I’ll spend my free time imagining bad stuff happening, constantly rewatching what I do to find mistakes, always running numbers to see if business partners are trying to fuck me over”. It’s funny because regardless of how he frames his actions, they are still coming from a negative mindset.

The water one is literally roleplaying lmaooo, pure fanfiction

“Say it like a pirate” 😂😂

I’m shocked to see him being covered. I interviewed him a couple of years ago on my old podcast

Love the hair. Always on point

This is the earliest I’ve been to a gunner video yet, I’m new here so I just wanna say, thank you cr1tikal

"he has dead shark eyes" bROOOOO

Gunnar confirmed he spends 1% of time making content and 99% of time watching it religiously

Bud really next level on yapanes

my old neighbour had a cousin named gunnar and he chewed on tables

GunnarTV the passion

Loving the non racist intro ! Makes the “Indian Stephen hawking joke”. Hit you unexpectedly 😂

right as i refreshed my page lol

Okay I can confirm that when he reached out to be on my podcast, I had to ask him specific questions that he wrote out beforehand. He was a nice guy, but not the most authentic

Slanted like Stallone

For real, I always imagine horrible events what I would do if it happened. When I was young it was worse. Now that I'm 40, I know what I would do in every situation. Calm as a cucumber.

His pants are tight- I concur

His first video just boils down to "think ahead" like WHAT

i love u gunnar

gunnar goes out with men gunnar likes guys

I honestly felt like i was tripping looking at this guys face. Its like his right eye is melting off his face

6:20 bro didn’t even give advice he just said “talk fancy”

8:28 I can't unsee💀

I do the future problems thing…but it’s unintentional and draining 😂

✨️PASSION✨️

His 1st advice is a stoic practice but it's a meditation.

Him looking off to the side at nothing is 👍🏻👍🏻

100% guarantee he works at the store h3 thanked for the use of space to record his videos and corporate had absolutely no idea he was doing it

" In the shower, with my family" comma is the answer, why no or

watched this in the shower with family and friends

Put this dude in a movie doc and call it the Yappening

He's teaching AI chatbots and sociopaths how to effectively pass themselves off as human

Bro is Rick and morty coded

He for sure hired that one dude from task rabbit to be his cohost

I don't know you but I clicked on this video to like it solely because of the word you invented "yapanese" made me crack up

Bro looks like he’s AI generated 💀

That sounds fun inviting my friends to see a painting and much better we all watch wet paint dry

Hes like walt jr from breaking bad

My local airport is the Orlando airport. I would have noise cancelling everything for there lol

5:59 when I get fast food, I pour my food out on a plate, to make it looks less barbaric .

Bros giving American psycho meets AI

I feel like I'm listening to Tom from Parks and Rec. 😂😂😂

The practice for problems is literally this psychotic thing that Gary bee does also lmao

This guy doesn’t let his cohost get a word in edgewise.

bro looks like god wrote him in italics

Gunnar is all of his views

I get vertigo looking at bro

Bro just did the Meisner technique for the 100 faces thing

We're gonna see 'Keeps' ads in your vids soon! 😉✌🏻

Damn his comments are eating him up lmfao😂😂