The Straights Are Not Being Okay 

This looks like a spam comment lol

@@pentabump lmao it does

Thanks

@@pentabump you took the words out of my mouth

Hello jamie, ive beem watching ur vids for a while now and your vids gave me the courage to figure out myself. Im now bi and proud. Love u and ur videos!! Have a good day

Hi One topic! I love your videos over on your channel

We love a legend.

Same tho lol

asking again... how are you not bi

lol

half assed offensiveness is just pathetic tbh. /lh

Bloody terrific

Yeah it was amazing 🤣

I have a feeling those shirts were from the companies that just copy shirts and random designs that are popular without actually looking at them. They just have bots do it.

Yeah, most reactionary turds aren't all that original. But that goes with the territory. Not exactly the brightest and creative minds...

As an asexual/aromatic, my mom never has to bake cakes

As an asexual but biromantic, my mom would be very confused... probs make a bunch of cupcakes or something lol

As a lesbian my mom has been making a bunch of Jesus cookies

Ah another fellow pansexual

I see no downsides, I love cake.

It would be even funnier if it said 'jk' on the back in really small font.

that shirt woulb be funny if you wrote a question mark in sharpie, like "not gay?"

LOL

Turn in your rainbows

Oh no, neither do I. But I'm non-binary. WHAT GENDER AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE AS A STRAIGHT PERSON?!?!

Roly! Me neither babe. I mean I did but I lost them all. So straight now.

roly that is the Darjeeling I do not want to believe

Tbh I don't hate the helicopter "joke" for its transphobia anymore, I hate it because they don't make new jokes. Insult my existence all you want but at least be original, is that too much to ask for?

@@acekotana4425 remember the npc joke? that got ironic really fast

@@acekotana4425 same. Transphobes are like "you're *insert birth sex here* you'll always be *insert birth sex here*" and I'm always like " woah. So orginal. How did you come up with that on your own?"

@@musikjunkie93 or they’d be like, “if I had a penny for every gender, I’ll have two.” They keep on reusing jokes 🤦‍♀️.

@@ctrlqae if someone came up with their own insult, I think I would be to stunned to be offended

🎶 The circle of PRIDE 🦁🏳️‍🌈 🎶

With quarantine we're all looking like lions. (Usually short hair gang)

@@leabergzwergi155 Wasn't Elton John gay? Like idk but I think it fits

@@ldbonq Omg yeah he is! didn´t even think of that makes it even more fitting lol.

LGBTQ rock (i tried)

It's so backwards.

Surprise surprise, the study interviewed around 1500 people and none of them where lesbian or queer women...

@@TwelvetreeZ I'm not surprised.

@@TwelvetreeZ As a lesbian that made me wanna fight

@@LixiesSunshine Hello, would you like to help me destroy the study? :D Imma find it and spam report.

Like people don't care about surface's feelings and inscecurities. I feel bad for them. 😭

thanks, i'm using this.

@Elsa Nikander I assume they mean how debilitating severe phobias such as agoraphobia can be, so they could be considered a disability?

@Genderless Goblin How is saying homophobic, transphobic etc. Ableist?

Hands down my favorite comment of the day

Me behind you in line: Omg no way me too.

Because we must, as bisexuals, cover all areas!

seriously, how has that man never seen feminine straight women at the bar for him to think the bar is for men/masculine?

This made my day

Congrats on having a healthy relationship! You seem like a very lovely person. I wish you and your wife a lovely life together! :D

I love your comment! Have a wonderful life.

The hangry struggle is real.

I never understood that joke, aren't many woman a fee decades ago where given off to arranged marrieg, many times even if they didn't want too ?? so it kinda should've been the opposite way (but seriously people should just stop with those cause "jokes" )

This joke is such nonsense. If you don't want to get married you don't have to. If your marriage isn't working, divorce is there for you. People get married on purpose, they often spend thousands of dollars, they invite the most important people in their lives to come watch it happen. I expect some Boomer Humor on my wedding day from a couple immediate family members over 70, but why somebody in the wedding industry would think this is an appropriate joke to make at all, let alone on your wedding day, is beyond me.

Yea, that woman has an unhealthy relationship with her son. She's like the mom from The Waterboy... or certain news stories from the deep South. 🤢

@@epsilon-eleven I once saw one saying that her son should fit her fisical preferences in men... why? Wtf

did anyone else see the edited version where somebody put 'alligator' over every 'son'? It's hysterical 😂

It had a couple good points... Such as, "he is not your ATM," and "You are not in charge of him," because relationships are a two-way street. Neither of you is the boss of the other, you should treat each other equally... However, most of the points were just gross/literally just a threat. Like, seriously, the woman has issues and needs to get immediate mental help lol...

"I know how to avoid jail." Kinda scary

Oop-

Same

I’m a very invested cis ally as well, will I turn trans???? 😮

@@adelaidemckenzie4047 maybe, IDK.

@@adelaidemckenzie4047 I think only you can answer that lol

Yeah but... I'm not even a parent and I can imagine I'd feel like that if someone abused my child. I've been in horrible relationships where I learned it was possible to be hurt without ever being physically touched, and I wouldn't want anybody to go through that, let alone my family.

i literally made a shirt with something like that imprinted on it and i can tell you, i'm about as straight as a spine with severe scoliosis

if i saw someone with a "not gay" onsie, not only would i assume they are gay and try to befriend them, but I'd also ask where they bought it cuz i want one.

To a pride fest

"Hello, fellow cishets, how do you do? I myself am a cishet, meaning cisgender and heterosexual, that is me."

Allies are fun!

allies are awesome!!

@Randall Paquet I think it depends. Like you're an ally if you support the community but it's just generally cringey to boast about the fact that you're a decent human being. Like congrats you did the bare minimum???

@@IndependentOreo definitely,,, my ally friends have seen some shit

@Randall Paquet unless it’s only for a pride festival or if they wear it in a homophobic area with the intention of showing lgbtq+ people support instead of bragging about being a decent human

very cool, we appreciate your supporting, also whats classic rock, and do you have any band suggestions?

good ally right here. we appreciate you.

@@nadineehab8834 old school rock, ie. Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Guns N' Roses etc. most of it is from before the 80s :)

@@sludgeparty aw nice, thanks!! how are you today??

@@nadineehab8834 i'm okay, thanks :) my dog hurt her paw so we're relaxing on the couch with lots of pats how are you? :]

Nope, we're just out here dating everyone

I, a pansexual, am a complete danger to society. I have married everyone I know.

@@Berilia We'll be so lonely :(

@@Berilia I have 17 weddings scheduled and I'm not ready to pay for those

Hey y'all "greedy/confused" bisexual here anyone wanna be my next wedding cake inspiration as I am not capable of having friends either?

If I ever have a kid and they are gay that will be my response

*snort*

i wish my parents would react like that if i came out to them lol, that’s incredible

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa yes.

Your dad’s iconic!

Aka "how to make sure your son never has a successful, happy, or trusting relationship because you keep breathing down his neck oh my God get a life already Karen".

@@jackson5802 EXACTLY THANK YOU

I actually felt quite disgusted by that one hehe Calm down, Jocasta!

Also, that list is evidence...

The vibe I got from that poster was "I'm a better match for my son than you" *shudder*

guys i think im a sock plz dont tell anyone

@@sissmeliss3386 bUT thE BiBlE

OMG, I've hid the fact that I'm a shoe for years

Straight (haha) up Norman Bates material

Or the relationship is going to be abusive as hell...

The first rule is not bad at least....

it sounds like this guy's going to have trauma issues from emotional abuse

Thats why you yeet his mother

Ahahah,I noticed the same. It's not ok to go about teaching young impressionable kids bad spelling!

Went to the comments section to find the people who spotted that. Bravo 👏👏👏

Ah, yes. Kindnes.

The original post actually had a problem with the spelling error, it said that at the bottom but it was cropped out, it wasn't a bad post.

Can't have Kindness without the ness (pk fire!)

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO ON THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS!?

You had us in the first half

Patton Sanders. That’s Patton Sanders. And plot twist: *he is gay too*

@@julietf3360 omg now I need a fanart/comic of this- (also the son is Virgil)(or maybe Thomas)

@@julietf3360 i didn’t even think of that but patton would totally do this

He truly would

*holds up a plucked chicken* BEHOLD! _A MAN!_

Bless you! :0 You're a good person too

👏👏👏👏

Every person should use this rule

Thank you god damn.

👏

And that he is a wanna be tik tok star

yeah that dude looks cis het as hell

As an avid simmer that thing triggered my gag reflex lmao

*bursts out laughing on my couch* HOLY SHIT that caught me off guard! thank you, i needed a laugh badly!

i literally only make gay sims :)

Some men can't grapple with the idea of women being happy and successful without needing them in any way whatsoever

We neither want you soo

true

I love your profile picture!

True

Except that lions have strict gender roles.

@@charliekahn4205 except they don't. Male lions will hunt and female lions will run prides. In fact some female lions even transition to male, growing a mane and psudopenis and taking on all the roles of a male.

The joke of the century

Oh hi racoon

He has covid so 👀

Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Had to pause the video to see if anyone else pointed this out.

Basically Steven Universe *Guess their opinion matters then*

i wear a lot of rings because i am a chaotic bi I became the most important person ever

Asexual people: 👀

@A A I. Know.

@A A They might’ve been referring to the fact that asexual people often wear black rings as a subtle way to represent their asexuality

w i f e b a d

Not that it was good even then. Anyway, I think the tide was already turning in the 80s.

ikr? like even some elders in my family laugh when the "I hate my wife" 'joke' is said like w h a t ' s funny

That's boomer humour. Wife bad. Genitals are funny.

@@chatnoir9038 *HUSBAND DUMP*

Makes me think of that answering a multiple choice question with "yes" meme.

I feel like I know exactly what your channel looks like...

I'm questioning so I _kind of_ understand you

@@user-sl4nh8ed3k What do you mean by that?

@@AestheticWannabe its always the gacha kids that have a million different sexualities and gender identities stacked up. I don't wanna say it's a phase but it kinda is. lol my best friend and I went through it. she's still the same though. im kinda disappointed cause she's going into highschool next year and she's still in the "uwu qwq gacha, furry, obsessive lgbtq" phase. I don't want her to embarrass herself or be upset cause I know that's gonna happen and she'll probably be very secluded in high school

I was looking for thiss😂

nah, he's acting like he demon possessed tho

Were we stopping him? I thought god was supposed to be omnipotent, but I can stop him from blessing Schmuck al'Orange?

I've had Darth Vader get impregnated inside a spaceship by a raccoon.

@@theonewhoruinedyourday64 thaaat's the sims 4 for ya

When I first started playing Sims, a lot of them just ended up being gay. Once, when I wasn't that clear on how the game worked, a female Sim I created ended up liking one of the standard characters and I eventually had her move in, not knowing that she had a family. Occasionally her husband and children would show up and berate my Sim.

@@DeidresStuff I once had a sim who’s main goal in life was to impregnate all of the standard characters, married and single, with kids and without

The reaction to seeing the turtleneck is immaculate

Same*finger guns you back*

@@b377e4 d-did you just understand me?

@@zin6749 why yes I did

@@b377e4 _gasp_

*finger guns back and throws in an awkward thumbs up*

That doesn't sound like a healthy and good friendship for you.

Dude... She's not a good friend for you if she's going to pull this kind of bullshit like that 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 I'm sorry that you're being put through shit by her. (I hope that there are better people you can find whom will accept you for you out there, my dude)

Nah... don’t support their cause. Pretty sure there are tons of Bi Pride gear to support.

@@galaxylucia1898 oki

I just thought of like, a half-baked shirt idea "Not Gay Not Straight Bi"

@@EvelynFTTE well yes but bi is not the middle of something it's a full thing

I hope everything goes well with this boy

aww congrats on the dating- have a great evening too!!

@@zeus-wp6oz I hope so too! This is the first time anyone's ever asked me out or even liked me back, and it feels extra special because we're both guys, so I'm really excited!

@@frisonietdeprins that’s great !

i'm so happy for you! i hope everything works out

Same thing but with my aunt, when I visit family all they ask about is "how is school going?" and "are you dating anyone yet?" and it's honestly so frustrating (and double since I'm ace and don't want to date)

I told my parents 4 years ago that I’m a lesbian, and last year I mentioned my guy friend, and my dad said “are you together?” I said “I don’t exactly like guys, dad.” Then my dad said “well idk sometimes people’s preferences change.” Lol

Let her fangirl a little bit, except if it makes you extremely uncomfortable. Try turning it into a light-hearted moment.

Hahah know those feels. Moms face always falls and theres a little disappointed swear word as I say the words "-he's married" when talking about any male friend of mine.

Very right

Yes.

Yes

Big agree

Yes

I'm sorry to hear that. The NHS rainbow in the pandemic really threw me. I get the hope and God's promise and all that, but the rainbow was clearly already taken.

I can 100% understand why people can end up in those kinds of unsupportive or unhappy relationships, given the huge pressures put on them by friends, family and society regarding amatonormativity, narrow gender ecpectations, etc....? But it really is sad 😔 So much lost potential. I'm super glad this commenter found someone with whom they can share humour & mutual support! Both my younger sisters are married to awesome guys, and I'm so happy for them... Have to admit the thought of the kinds of unfulfilling & even dangerous relationships they COULD perhaps have ended up in (particularly given the gender interaction norms that were modeled to us by our religious parents) still scares me whenever I think about it? Wish more people were that fortunate, and that wise in their choices...

hell yeah bitch, being supportive is the number one structure of relationships. If you don't lick them then don't fucking date them.

This needs to be on a shirt.

Exactly, they hate themselves and overcompensate :p

Sure you may say you're a 'good Christian' but are you loving others unconditionally? Doesn't look like it jONATHAN-

I would just like to apologise to all lovely people named Jonathan.

I mean, doesn’t God love EVERYONE? Doesn’t that make him pan?

@@drasticprocrastination7886 YES! I subscribe to this theory

Thank you. Well said

This comment made me remember by best friend in high school had a literal contract for dating (made by her father) saying stuff like wait 6 years for processing with no contact and a fair amount of threats. I'm only realizing now how overprotective and awful that was

that mother seemed really vindictive and unhinged. She also gave off possessiveness vibes, like the wife cannot influence her son, because that's the mother's job to control her son, and crap like that

Run and take them with you

Unless the rules are totally arbitrary and mock those who have Those Posters for real

That mom is probably not going to see her son after he moves out ngl

@@octoberraven671 IF he moves out.

And Christians in general if they F**KING LISTENED TO JESUS'S FIRST F**KING RULE, and ACTUALLY READ THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPTS OF THE BIBLE.

YES!

Ay yo respect to the pope

ooo gimme the link to the vid/article please you won't believe how much I will yeet that at everyone

This probably sounds dumb, but whos the Pope?

I thought u said kidneys for a second

His moment of complete shock and disgust at that shirt just made my day lol

No, we're giving God a moment to valuate the orange. I don't think They will give the cheeto dust a good scoring.

That made me laugh way harder than it probably should have lmao

@@ClownHoundII is he a cheeto cuz there’s a hole where his brain should be?

@@ashlingemberstone3913 hes orange like a cheeto

Hell yeah demons are cool

Wait does that mean i'm.... NO I'M NOT TRUMP I REFUSE

I’m Trump and whatever they decide the p and n in plus mean uwu or that they exist tbh O.o

I'm God.

me tho

That's kinda silly from her, are you doing okay?

Fellow pan

Man, I've been this kind of stuff with my family for ages and they still don't get it. Once my sister was taking about a really nice, good looking guy and the conversation was like Me: "Is he single?" Her: "no, he is married" Me: "Does he have a brother?" Her: "Unfortunately just a sister" Me: "Is *she* single?" Her: "Ahahah, silly you" I am still in awe at how much you can say in front of your family and they still don't see that I like women xD...

they probably don’t really think about anything other than straight people existing because they are probably genuinely straight and don’t encounter non-straightness that much. amusingly, gay people can forget straight people exist sometimes, too, when they’re used to hanging out with gay people.

@@pheonixrises11 true

*me, thinking of my cousins named James, hoping I’m not the only gay in the entire family tree*

I swear, I only know one person who's bi, and his name is Jamie. No cap.

My best friend for years was a woman named Jamie and she was also bisexual 😂

i am also a Jamie and bisexual, why is this a thing-

Wait- is my _cousin_ bisexual? I thought _I_ was the gay cousin!

I made a character named Jamie. I didn’t think of her as bi until he said that but... she actually does seem like she’s bi. As in the bi-est vibes I have ever come across. What the-

@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 make sure she has a baggy sweatshirt

It’s okay, I can break the pattern! I am pan! We’re all safe now!

@@SessVlogs lol, hi non-bi jamie :D

i knew it, i picked jaime when i changed my name instead of jamie because i'm lesbian

always have been

Better to be a lion than a sheep.

**rawr**

🐯🌈

Rawr XD

We've let Him but He still won't.

I saw a bumper sticker in a pickup truck's rear window, with that silhouette of a nude woman - you know, that really classy one you always coincidentally see driven by a specific sort of person - and the letters L, B, G, T for "Lesbians, Guns, Beer and Trump." I tells ya, my gorge was risin' like the South could only dream of.

Close. He got Covid and didn't die. Damn it...

His channel name is the amazing lucas And yeah hes terrible and transphobic

best quote in the vid

At 7?! That's just WRONG

Oof that's even worse. At least the other way you can game the system for cake whenever you want

Ouch, sorry.

As a fellow ace person, that really sucks

I can relate. Sorry fellow ace.

My parents are both right handed. When both my brother and i turned out to be lefties they were surprised. Neither parent had any lefties in their families. Genetic predisposition blown to hell.

Indeed, I don't want a diamond ring for my wedding. But because it's become the norm, I'll still get a wedding band to show I'm taken, but I'll have it be like a $20 fake one and we'll renew it every year on our anniversary. I just think that more romantic in my opinion

I can agree with this notion comrade.

I heard somewhere that it became common because women couldnt have bank accounts, so if their husband were to left them they'd have at least something to trade for money. 🤷‍♀️

before you could basically get anything as a remembering you about your loved one or not

Ngl if I get proposed to I don't need a fancy ring, just get me one of the spoon ones,,, they're really cool

silent dagger i am "bless" which does seem appropriately sarcastic

LET GANG LET GANG

@@stupidass69420 LET GANG ✨🧚‍♀️

@Gav_the_Goblin here: Praying for him All the time

I am trump, apparently Edit: realized im pan, so I'm no longer let gang smh 😔

Oh, is there a difference? I thought straight was just an informal word for heterosexual. Is there really a difference in meaning?

@@SaKura-il8op There isn't, I think this was a joking reference to the fact that one of the posts in this video was about a homphobe not wanting to be called that.

@@edwardwillis468 Oh, thanks. I was wondering if this was a joke or not, but I wanted to be sure.

@@edwardwillis468 yep. It's also said sometimes about allies; they may be heterosexual, but we're not talking about them when we express our distain for "straight" people.

UNHhhh?

I am apparently a "Let" lmao

Or seatbelts. Safety is gay too!

Him: Bars are for men Me: ah, so it’s a Gay Bar ... wait

it's not a "yes or no" question, Jeremy

I can understand that reaction, it's denial. But that "she said no and now they're getting married" sounds like a match made in hell.

im Trump apparently i TRUMPED TRUMP

Sameee

lol

Yup mood

When you HAVE your notifications on yet don't get notified till 2 hours later

Talented.

Hey, still, not all straight people are horrible. I'm a bi woman married to a lovely straight husband and have straight friends that are great people, who are very supportive of lgbt+ rights. But great that you discovered your sexuality, good for you :)

@@beardiemom based on what you said about your husband. I'm assuming you have a lovely marriage with him.

@@msanjavier01 Yeah, he's great and I can consider myself lucky to have him. :)

@@beardiemom aww that's so sweet

Its easy to watch drama when you don't exist.

" but i dont wannaAAA thINKK that means i hafta use my brAInNInn "

How can you dare to assume that paint does not have feelings, omg so cruel

Both comments make me laugh so loud. Thanks ! 😂😂😂

Lollllll pog laughed out loud xD

But what if someone was genuinely afraid of gay people? What would you call it?

So true. Some guy replied to be with some homophobic stuff and I told him not to be homophobic in the comments. A few seconds later, one of his troll buddies told me to "stop being heterophobic and controlling."

I'm Let's an yes please do

I Bless you in this endevour, God xD

I'm god trump. Oh no

@@victoritochip3452 let's get all the let's together because let's go lesbians

@@cameronwarmerdam4251 same I'm scared

I am "bless" so perhaps we can work together on that one

I forgot to say Thank you So yeah Thank you

@Emma Todd yes urs is better i like it

lmao i’d be like 1. love them 2. ik it’s hard but plz try 3. support them thru the bs 4. once again ik it’s hard 5. don’t get mad at them too often 6. have a good therapist 7. talk to me for moral support 8. have fun 9. but not too much fun 10. have a good life

Rules for dating my kid: 1. Love them and respect them and make sure they respect you 2. GIVE ME MORE RATS I DONT CARE IF I HAVE AT LEAST 60 I NEED M O R E

@@stupidass69420 🐀

yep you are

verry cool indeed

We're cool together

Hi cool im dad

Hi cool Im mom

If everything else fails, have a friend cut it horribly. Wanna bet your mom will take you to a hairdresser to get it to look somewhat good after that? xD (Please only do this if your mom isn't crazy enough to beat you or shave your head as a punishment.)

My mom said almost the exact same thing. "Hey mom I think we should go ahead and cut my like like a boys" "Nooo you dont want to look like a bulldyke" Actually mom, yes, yes I do

"Scuse me Ms. Straighty pants" lmao

When did sewing ever become so feminine? Like I guess embroidery historically is but I'm fairly certain that there were plenty of male tailors. Even so, sewing is and extremely useful skill that can help combat fast fashion so we should all be somewhat competent

My dad made extra money in the navy by reseeding buttons and mending clothes. My mom makes new clothes. He does mending and sequin work.

sewing is just genuinely a good skill smh

I have genuinely encountered people who think men being able to sew a button, a patch, or fix a hem is weird but i think they are important things for my sons to learn, my youngest son wants me to teach him how to crochet so you know what i did? I got one of my extra hooks and a skein of yarn i wasnt using and taught him how to make a chain cuz you must start with the basics

@@j.p.2636 I agree. My grandma taught me how to sow and it is one of the most useful things I've learned.

Okay, but those things are most definitely based on pride flags.

@@minawashere8575 yep! And the show ended with not one but two confirmed gay couples.

@@graveyardshift2100 I haven't watched since I was little, but that's good to know. I really did like the show, I might have to rewatch it.

My mom got upset when my daughter had a bunch of rainbow dash stuff. She assumed we were "pushing" stuff on her... No rainbow dash is like kick butt!!!😆😆😆😆

@@graveyardshift2100 mind tell me who they are? Haven't watched it in a while!