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The Typing of the Dead 

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donkey store dunkeyscastle....
donkey twitter / vgdunkey
donkey twitch / dunkstream
donkey wife / leahbee​​

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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@Goonybird_
@Goonybird_ 3 года назад
If the pen is mightier than the sword, it only makes sense that the keyboard is mightier than the gun.
@nikooo1794
@nikooo1794 3 года назад
You have a point
@quasimodomojo8761
@quasimodomojo8761 3 года назад
You are a genius
@hewhomainsness9189
@hewhomainsness9189 3 года назад
and the pen
@LaerHeiSeiRyuu
@LaerHeiSeiRyuu 3 года назад
Yes
@caiovelasco1303
@caiovelasco1303 3 года назад
The saying “don’t bring a pen to a keyboard fight” also makes sense
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад
Goldman flying away like Superman is the perfect metaphor for his voice acting. It doesn't work at all, yet somehow it soars to unbelievable heights.
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 года назад
Just as much as a keyboard gun soars
@stevenquast2841
@stevenquast2841 3 года назад
Reminds me of Poochy having to leave earth to go back to his own planet since his people need him
@themark443
@themark443 3 года назад
Turns out he died on the way back to his home planet
@2LettersSho
@2LettersSho 3 года назад
Goldman blasts off. I pause the video. I scroll down and press the like button. It's that simple.
@benmccabe6927
@benmccabe6927 3 года назад
@@stevenquast2841 we all need Goldman
@Skyes
@Skyes 3 года назад
I’m a licensed keyboard carrying citizen
@thedoubleop
@thedoubleop 3 года назад
The Constitution is my license to carry a Keyboard.
@giowioo
@giowioo 3 года назад
nice
@EarlyNai
@EarlyNai 3 года назад
I am a open carry keyboard warrior
@sudevsen
@sudevsen 3 года назад
OI YOU GOT A LOISENSE FOR THAT KEYBIARD BRUV
@nik_senpai
@nik_senpai 3 года назад
yes
@Synaw97
@Synaw97 3 года назад
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a keyboard is a good guy with a keyboard"
@AVI-lh6rm
@AVI-lh6rm 3 года назад
internet arguments be like
@halodragonmaster
@halodragonmaster 3 года назад
He's going to type the gamer word.
@TreeClap
@TreeClap 3 года назад
- Gex, probably
@halodragonmaster
@halodragonmaster 3 года назад
@@thefinchbird9353 r/brandnewsentence
@glenelliott4829
@glenelliott4829 3 года назад
That's why I play.
@VechsDavion
@VechsDavion 3 года назад
What a timely video. I just did my paperwork at the local sheriff's office for my Concealed Keyboard Permit.
@HisNameisLink
@HisNameisLink 3 года назад
Blessed 🙏
@AR500PlateSpallInYourChin
@AR500PlateSpallInYourChin 3 года назад
I also conceal carry a keyboard
@maximusthedude8305
@maximusthedude8305 3 года назад
This joke is genius
@Airlynne
@Airlynne 3 года назад
i hope we can have a Concealed Keyboard crossbow or sign as a hidden item in the next map :p
@TheCobyMagic0
@TheCobyMagic0 3 года назад
Vetches! Glad to see you.
@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 3 года назад
This game was a bad influence on kids because it taught us how to violently type OBOE and FRENCH HORN at each other.
@MysticZufky
@MysticZufky 3 года назад
Ryan?! What are you doing here? Are you ballin'?!
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 3 года назад
We need to have OBOE and FRENCH HORN control now, according to Twitter.
@Biofan813
@Biofan813 3 года назад
Yoooo! Hey Ryan! Hows its going my dude!
@moosesoloose
@moosesoloose 3 года назад
PITCH THIS GAME
@biggiecheese6425
@biggiecheese6425 3 года назад
@@stanstanstan2597 Protect the 302nd amendment
@RenoMay
@RenoMay 3 года назад
I conceal carry a Nintendo zapper.
@joshtreola968
@joshtreola968 3 года назад
As soon as he started talking about guns I immediately scrolled down to look for your comment.
@carlemmerson2035
@carlemmerson2035 3 года назад
I open carry a Nintendo Scope.
@witmoreluke
@witmoreluke 3 года назад
Which is super handy because you don't need to practice your marksmanship at all. Just point it at a light and pull the trigger and it'll register a hit every time.
@AT-AT26
@AT-AT26 3 года назад
we need to introduce more Nintendo zapper regulation to prevent more school gaming events but the National Nintendo Association keeps buying our politicians.
@carlemmerson2035
@carlemmerson2035 3 года назад
​@@AT-AT26 I actually did bring my Nintendo Scope to school one time when I was in Year 11 for a film class project, which almost caused a problem.
@ytbattle1630
@ytbattle1630 3 года назад
I like how the typing of the dead is basically a M rated educational game
@JNSStudios
@JNSStudios 3 года назад
Legit was thinking the same thing. This is just Mario Teaches Typing during its edgy teen phase.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад
Life-long learning man
@jakescartoons6045
@jakescartoons6045 2 года назад
@@JNSStudios Yeah, except this game is actually better, because... you know, it's actually a game.
@realbuzzlightyear
@realbuzzlightyear 2 года назад
This game would be fantastic for improving spelling and typing for struggling kids. They'd learn how to spell the words from muscle memory; you'd essentially be tricking them into learning. Maybe the gore could be removed though.
@Meitti
@Meitti 2 года назад
@@realbuzzlightyear I learned touch-typing by playing this game on junior high. 168 words per minute is my average.
@BeatRiceIsHere
@BeatRiceIsHere 3 года назад
Imagine you're face to face with a zombie and instead of killing it with a gun you have to type out the entire Gettysburg Address
@hernostris8280
@hernostris8280 3 года назад
Guns are for idiots we have standards.
@vsm303
@vsm303 3 года назад
Speed runners already beat it in 4 seconds somehow!!!
@BlueGogles
@BlueGogles 3 года назад
A literal Keyboard warrior
@Akunai_
@Akunai_ 3 года назад
Imagine typing out an essay on carpets to kill a zombie
@bumble_bbgun
@bumble_bbgun 3 года назад
What about the Preamble
@injaechung1976
@injaechung1976 3 года назад
"Farewell friends". As goldman flies into the sky, you type "my daddy is a plastic surgeon" and it fills you with determination.
@danyaljamil1677
@danyaljamil1677 3 года назад
MY daddy is a plastic surgeon........ He makes other people look pretty........ He makes old people look young....... He makes ugly people look beautiful....... Mommy wishes he would use it on Himself.....
@mboz_2108
@mboz_2108 3 года назад
So there I was, sitting in my rocking chair, sucking down lemonade, you know me, and next thing I know - I see a giant golden man souring through the sky, wearing glasses! Can you believe that?! He must've been going at Mach 5 and he still didn't lose his glasses! Now me personally, I feel as though my glasses are durable enough to remain situated on my face even at Mach 15, as they're a very expensive pair with lots of defensive capabilities that I received from my healthcare and lens provider, of whom I later found out was actually just after my infamous sandwich recipe. I initially believed that he was after my bitch of a wife's rice ball recipe, god rest her soul, but that's a story for another time.
@CodeXCDM
@CodeXCDM 3 года назад
I have to go now... My planet needs me.
@seniorb5672
@seniorb5672 3 года назад
Undertale is a big gay
@skycladobserver2408
@skycladobserver2408 3 года назад
@@mboz_2108 wtf is that from
@oVerdrive-pt5uk
@oVerdrive-pt5uk 3 года назад
No one can forget the legendary "my daddy is a plastic surgeon"
@AubreyGal
@AubreyGal 3 года назад
He makes really ugly people look pretty
@awesomesauceTN234
@awesomesauceTN234 2 года назад
@@AubreyGal he can make old people look young
@evanauclairprokop7023
@evanauclairprokop7023 2 года назад
@@awesomesauceTN234 Mommy wishes he'd work on himself.
@paperluigi6132
@paperluigi6132 2 года назад
@@evanauclairprokop7023 “There’s a Dorito stuck on the F key.”
@then00brathalos
@then00brathalos Год назад
@@paperluigi6132 (rapidly types multiple sentences) (throws keyboard at Strength) (cue stock footage explosion)
@winniethegrizzly6825
@winniethegrizzly6825 3 года назад
*man literally dies in front of him* Most unenthusiastic voice ever: “My God”
@GaganSingh-nx2yv
@GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 года назад
My god.... So rude.
@stillsyncing
@stillsyncing 3 года назад
*something that's funny for obvious reasons* Winston: "Now lemme explain to everyone why that was funny..."
@weliveinasociety1154
@weliveinasociety1154 3 года назад
Thx for explaining the joke to us deaf people 🙏
@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP
@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP 3 года назад
Mai gohd.
@keithmichael112
@keithmichael112 3 года назад
He says my God, like.."what a loser"
@lepsonical4763
@lepsonical4763 3 года назад
Goldman: "I have to go now, my planet needs me." *Goldman died on the way back to his home planet.*
@TheMinecraftMan757
@TheMinecraftMan757 3 года назад
Goldman's dead! Yaaaayyy!
@kendawgthemasterdude
@kendawgthemasterdude 3 года назад
Most of the people who liked this comment didn't get the reference
@lildemon350
@lildemon350 3 года назад
I guess people just weren't ready for Goldman. Maybe in a few years.
@gnbman
@gnbman 3 года назад
The Dreamcast and voice acting go together like peanut butter and sudden infant death syndrome.
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash 3 года назад
What a great time to be alive.
@benjaminwilliams2404
@benjaminwilliams2404 3 года назад
😭💀
@tomasrivero6423
@tomasrivero6423 3 года назад
Its like playing dreamcast at goldman's abortion clinic
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад
it just works
@usualunusualkid7149
@usualunusualkid7149 3 года назад
@@tomasrivero6423 I read this in Gex voice
@fida6358
@fida6358 3 года назад
My 8 year old mind didn't notice how funny the voice acting was at the time, thank you for this Dunkey.
@andrewcreger7752
@andrewcreger7752 3 года назад
G'S. Bloodstains......
@christy1234567891011
@christy1234567891011 3 года назад
idk about you but when I was a kiddo all games had wacky voice acting, I just thought that was how games were
@NaruBrilu
@NaruBrilu 3 года назад
Same! Lol. Looking back at it now and im like dafuq? Thats how it sounded
@canadianbutt275
@canadianbutt275 3 года назад
I played the house of the dead on my computer when i was 7 years old, I played that shit all the time
@Somespideronline
@Somespideronline 3 года назад
@@canadianbutt275 yeah, good times
@Asiis
@Asiis 3 года назад
Note: Goldman died on the way back to his home planet.
@l.j.d.millar2822
@l.j.d.millar2822 3 месяца назад
I understood that reference.
@o...
@o... 3 года назад
I’m fully aware of what I’m doing, can’t you see? To protect the 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓬𝔂𝓬𝓵𝓮.
@Prim3MavericK
@Prim3MavericK 3 года назад
THE LERF SAIKUL
@enklaev1933
@enklaev1933 3 года назад
This is the fiiiyal baahyel
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 3 года назад
kermit manifested inside the man for a whole second and he survived! what a bad ass
@Patterrz
@Patterrz 3 года назад
"I don't wanna die :(" such passion, i'm awestuck, how many awards did this actor win for this?
@clad3133
@clad3133 3 года назад
Lol
@whette_fahrtz
@whette_fahrtz 3 года назад
my god
@303elliott
@303elliott 3 года назад
Just the one
@mw5803
@mw5803 3 года назад
25 and some spaghetti and meatballs
@ParappatheRapper
@ParappatheRapper 3 года назад
My God.
@2Trundle
@2Trundle 3 года назад
You know you're in trouble when you're getting robbed by a man armed with a typewriter.
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 3 года назад
I remember back in World war 1 Germans demanded the ban on the Trench Typewriter cause they found ot too overpowered.... even though they were also using much more horrible weapons like Waterthrowers and Relish Smoke
@bobvella7228
@bobvella7228 3 года назад
probably a strong dude if he's swinging one around
@BigFroskr
@BigFroskr 3 года назад
Why did the words French Horn appear in front of me? *boss music intensifies*
@AZ30590
@AZ30590 3 года назад
@@Sonichero151 I thought you were going somewhere historically accurate xD
@joenutz3872
@joenutz3872 3 года назад
.
@sid-yl9ln
@sid-yl9ln 3 года назад
As a dyslexic this game is more horrifying than any horror game
@carcinogenicthalidomide3057
@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 года назад
That's why you gotta play the more refined game, the pinball of the dead
@ImperialRonod
@ImperialRonod 3 года назад
They should make a dyslexia sim typing game maybe
@sourbreinlemain4879
@sourbreinlemain4879 5 месяцев назад
Dyslexia ain't real, stop pretending 😂😂
@sid-yl9ln
@sid-yl9ln 5 месяцев назад
@@sourbreinlemain4879 🤣🤣🤣
@joelundine564
@joelundine564 3 года назад
Violence in videogames really helped my words per minute
@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 3 года назад
To protect the life cycle
@UberCletus
@UberCletus 3 года назад
"I don't want to die" *dies* "My god... how rude can a man be"
@SNNetwork
@SNNetwork 3 года назад
Uh they don’t say the last part. Please leave the writing to Konami plz
@gilkeidarmusic
@gilkeidarmusic 3 года назад
The way Dunkey said “2” since the voice actor didn’t say the full name of the game lmao
@renanissler6081
@renanissler6081 3 года назад
0:41 loved it too
@QvartzEDM
@QvartzEDM 3 года назад
Fun fact: Since this video aired, the average selling price of "The Typing of the Dead" complete in box has jumped from $75 to nearly $140.
@bobmcguffin5706
@bobmcguffin5706 11 месяцев назад
The dunkey effect
@EefFreef-s9m
@EefFreef-s9m 10 месяцев назад
Fax
@DontWalkRUN
@DontWalkRUN 3 года назад
*Immediately searches for "Pinball of the Dead" after video ends*
@feetpicburglar
@feetpicburglar 3 года назад
congratulations, you found the joke!
@kadedickerson4558
@kadedickerson4558 3 года назад
Luv u
@jayvessel3444
@jayvessel3444 3 года назад
Love your content @Don't Walk, Run! Productions. Edit: I just looked and Apparently YT unsubscribed me from your channel. Just resubbed.
@colinhayward6165
@colinhayward6165 3 года назад
Pinball of the dead is an actual game wtf
@mrhappy623
@mrhappy623 3 года назад
@@feetpicburglar it isn’t a joke tho. It’s an actual game.
@medhanshsankaran595
@medhanshsankaran595 3 года назад
You may think that Goldman simply flew out into space and died, he is actually traveling to his secret lab on Neptune to develop Knack 3 along with Hideo Kojima.
@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960 3 года назад
Hey, what's DeAl WiTh HiDeO KoJiMa!
@JPH1138
@JPH1138 3 года назад
But will it be the second strand type game or the third knack type game?
@HarleyHazard
@HarleyHazard 3 года назад
Why did I read this in Dunkey's voice
@Galivent
@Galivent 3 года назад
@Dr Rhesus Bug snax already exists.
@accountwontlastlong1
@accountwontlastlong1 3 года назад
Uh... on Neptune? On her? On the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series?
@Broducts
@Broducts 3 года назад
They really should tighten up the laws regarding assault keyboards in America. A normal keyboard is way enough to defend your house
@otsonordberg
@otsonordberg 3 года назад
The constitution clearly says that Americans have a right to bear keyboards tho. Not that I dont agree on the heavy keyboards
@jojijoestar7950
@jojijoestar7950 3 года назад
Brodutcs ..what the actual hell are you guys videoes?? 😂🤮
@mcpopo6728
@mcpopo6728 3 года назад
Its because politicians are paid by the goddamn keyboard industry!!!
@truetseeker2815
@truetseeker2815 3 года назад
So this is what the comments section as evolved to. Interesting
@suicidalbabypanda1629
@suicidalbabypanda1629 3 года назад
lmao
@muffinator7708
@muffinator7708 3 года назад
this honestly seems like a fun way to get better at typing
@colton.421
@colton.421 3 года назад
Listening to the voice acting is a great way to get better at speaking
@sarcasmenul
@sarcasmenul 3 года назад
@@colton.421 I’m fucking howling at this
@nickthompson1812
@nickthompson1812 2 года назад
If it were longer than one word sequences, I’d definitely agree
@cactusdragon3553
@cactusdragon3553 2 года назад
It is awesome. Really well made actually.
@sjalistra
@sjalistra Год назад
@@nickthompson1812you never played the game, did you?
@anarchohelenism
@anarchohelenism 3 года назад
Goldman farting and ascending to heaven is ACTUALLY IN THE GAME
@techhelpwizardgenie3146
@techhelpwizardgenie3146 3 года назад
Thank you for the confirm!
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 года назад
Well why wouldn't it be. Millions of people cheered as Goldman soared above like the angel he is.
@wolfgangrecordings
@wolfgangrecordings 3 года назад
why wouldn't it be?
@TheMAM
@TheMAM 3 года назад
No words...
@userrshremy
@userrshremy 3 года назад
wish my elementary school let us play this instead of "Type To Learn 2"
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti 3 года назад
Mavis Beacon all the way baby!
@therandomvideoman111
@therandomvideoman111 3 года назад
that wizard was groovy as hell but the game freakin stunk
@Jay-zt1pq
@Jay-zt1pq 3 года назад
At least in type to learn you could get it to tell you to press the shift key, and you could spam wrong letters and it sounded like it was saying shit.
@narwhal3638
@narwhal3638 3 года назад
SEMICOLON SEMICOLON SEMICOLON SE-
@radioactivelizards7765
@radioactivelizards7765 3 года назад
I remember in 5th grade their was a zombie shooter typing game but not in first person more in third person
@punkst3r
@punkst3r 3 года назад
There's something really special about the way Goldman's VA chokes on the "life" in life cycle, I just can't put it into words. It sounds like he's trying to put emphasis on the word to sound dramatic, but he just completely fumbles over himself and forces it through his nose instead, it's actually kind of incredible to hear.
@Frank087
@Frank087 3 года назад
It sounded almost so deliberate that everyone was in on the joke and I was the only one not getting it. It was a huge screw because I kept thinking about it long after I played before eventually forgetting.
@bobbyk8690
@bobbyk8690 3 года назад
It sounds like his wife was asleep so he recorded his lines in the closet and had to whisper shout to make sure he didnt wake her up
@Crawver
@Crawver 3 года назад
Honestly it makes it what it is. I have heard so many people attempt it, but I have never heard anyone get close to replicating it. It's a genuinely unique bizarreness.
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 3 года назад
It sounds like the kid imitating Pee-Wee Herman in the 1987 Goldie Hawn movie “Overboard”
@traashghost
@traashghost 3 года назад
I always thought that they edited the sound in post and it gave it that weird fluctuating effect, I don't know why the freck they'd do that though
@SANDVlCH
@SANDVlCH 3 года назад
It’s important to note typing of the dead has two other endings, but they’re not as good. In both, goldman jumps off of the building as normal, exploding into a cloud of fire and smoke in the first. In the second though, a bungee rope attached to Goldman’s feet pulls him back up, and after he lands perfectly, he burps.
@davedaveson7211
@davedaveson7211 3 года назад
The way he leaps off the rooftop and turns backward to face the camera before falling headfirst into a dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a 40 year old Genetic Engineer bent on destroying mankind.
@xale52791
@xale52791 3 года назад
It really makes you FEEL like you're a 40 year old paralegal transcribing notes
@moeab834
@moeab834 3 года назад
@Aliks at jerry garcia's house
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 года назад
It has a little something for everyone (that can type on a keyboard)
@spencermanyet5336
@spencermanyet5336 3 года назад
It's comments like this that deserve more than a like, so figure it out Susan Wojetski!
@CodeXCDM
@CodeXCDM 3 года назад
OK there, IGN.
@dizzyhq5100
@dizzyhq5100 3 года назад
I vividly remember fantasising about robbing a store with the light gun
@SynthGirl64
@SynthGirl64 3 года назад
did you ever follow through?
@aarontheperson6867
@aarontheperson6867 3 года назад
lmaooo hope it went well g
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 года назад
You should have fantasised doing it with a keyboard. That's the best gun.
@LeirTheFox
@LeirTheFox 3 года назад
It has been done in Brazil
@poprockssuck87
@poprockssuck87 3 года назад
Or a laser pointer. "Hand over the money, or I'll blind you... if you look in my direction... and don't blink or anything."
@neloangelo922
@neloangelo922 3 года назад
2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol
@CocoDaPuf
@CocoDaPuf 3 года назад
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol" My god... I mean seriously... That guy.
@CJWproductions
@CJWproductions 3 года назад
The nerve of some people
@yourfreewindows10upgradeis8
@yourfreewindows10upgradeis8 3 года назад
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol" My god... I mean seriously... That guy. I dont know what to say
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 3 года назад
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol" My god... I mean seriously... That guy. I dont know what to say Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 2 года назад
“ 2:20 him saying “my god” sounds like he’s mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol” My god… I mean seriously… That guy. I dont know what to say Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your 'left'? Or the one on your 'right'? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is 'correct' too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute "society' with the 'Universe'. The correct answer is that 'It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.' Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there's no choice but for others to also take the 'right' napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is 'society'… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of 'right or left?'! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who 'takes the napkin first' must be someone who is respected by all. It's not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the 'losers'. In the case of this table, the 'eldest' or the 'Master of the party' will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.” 🦛
@H3Vtux
@H3Vtux 3 года назад
"E.T. Replacing the guns with walkie talkies was one of the stupidest decisions ever" This game: cute
@chuggaa100
@chuggaa100 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku leave
@Condog
@Condog 3 года назад
Now I’m thinking of the “save films from their directors” South Park episode
@cj694x2
@cj694x2 3 года назад
This reminds me of a time when Han typed "French Horn" first.
@bonkgameing
@bonkgameing 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku it’s astounding how a degenerate like you has a lot of the same recommended videos as me
@CatNigga
@CatNigga 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku How dare you compare yourself to me
@sherance1063
@sherance1063 3 года назад
Fact: The alternative GOLDMAN ending is a reference to Ultraman flying away whenever he defeats a Kaiju
@MooseEatsBears
@MooseEatsBears 3 года назад
SH-WECK
@bluetoadettethegoddess6104
@bluetoadettethegoddess6104 3 года назад
"Goldman! Do you know what you're doing?" "I don't" *Jumps off building*
@rederci939
@rederci939 3 года назад
What!?
@SWXSTXK
@SWXSTXK 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@Stevoisiak
@Stevoisiak 3 года назад
A fellow ProtonJon fan I see.
@dog-ez2nu
@dog-ez2nu 3 года назад
2:03 The way he said 'fuckurr' took me over the edge.
@stephenlu8397
@stephenlu8397 3 года назад
The keyboard was invented in 1947, when Shadow the Hedgehog tried to gun twice at the same time
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 года назад
The keyboard we revolutionary for the time as the first strand type gun
@mboz_2108
@mboz_2108 3 года назад
Unfortunately, in some regions, the Shadow The Hedgehog video game was actually censored and released without the entirely-functioaly keyboard add-on. When series creator Shigeru Miyamoto was interviewed about the questionable, even confusing censorship, he controversially commented: "Americans do understand typing, therefore they are unable to comprehend keyboard-type games. However, Japanese and Somalian audiences are much more understanding of keyboard-type games due to their knowledge."
@ironicbobcat1
@ironicbobcat1 3 года назад
Is this a thomas running reference
@InfamousBananaGoblin
@InfamousBananaGoblin 3 года назад
i like how he kept the final boss a secret for those of us who haven't had the opportunity to play it yet
@greatfrito
@greatfrito 3 года назад
I actually downloaded this during the covid lockdown, because my son did not believe that it could have ever been a real thing. We played the hell out of it.
@joelpantoja7756
@joelpantoja7756 3 года назад
Where did you download it?
@arcangel879
@arcangel879 3 года назад
Leaving a tactical dot for safe download
@PlayingWithIssues
@PlayingWithIssues 3 года назад
@@joelpantoja7756 steam has it
@mentalpinball_
@mentalpinball_ 3 года назад
@@PlayingWithIssues that's typing of the dead: overkill, not the original.
@mentalpinball_
@mentalpinball_ 3 года назад
@@joelpantoja7756 not sure where else but I just downloaded it through the internet archive website, you can download a 7z file of the game there
@babutaja29
@babutaja29 3 года назад
What if Yagami Light got the death keyboard instead of the death note.
@TheoHiggins
@TheoHiggins 3 года назад
It would definitely have Smith Corona leaf springs in it. (To understand this reference please watch the Smith Corona leaf spring review by Chyrosran22)
@TailsSR
@TailsSR 3 года назад
What's really insane is how great the typing lessons are in this game, they're honestly better than how I was taught touch-typing in high school.
@Agret
@Agret 3 года назад
If you get it on Steam the game has Steam Workshop support and you can download custom word sets from it.
@TailsSR
@TailsSR 3 года назад
@@Agret that's Overkill, not the original that's in this video
@aidanklobuchar1798
@aidanklobuchar1798 3 года назад
And if you play on the harder difficulties, it's brutally difficult. The only knock on actually learning typing is that it doesn't care about capitalization or spaces.
@Slyth1
@Slyth1 3 года назад
back in middle school we use to learn how to type by playing this game in my computer class lol.
@masterdrewanthony
@masterdrewanthony 3 года назад
A lesson only the best of the best will understand. PS You are the best *but typed quickly thank you autocorrect *
@AndyTandy
@AndyTandy 3 года назад
Dunkey reviewing my actual childhood games like this is a pretty rare scenario
@koruto721
@koruto721 3 года назад
Same, I completely forgot about this game... I remember it being much scarier than it seems in this video lol
@endig4501
@endig4501 3 года назад
@@koruto721 I think a big part of it is the tension of trying to type fast enough.
@Manntell
@Manntell 3 года назад
I can’t believe dunkey always has a good video to watch
@fredster594
@fredster594 3 года назад
But he said he's done making good videos.
@fredster594
@fredster594 3 года назад
@mr freakout Wait Will Smith ordered VideoJameBunkey to make good videos again?
@sewerPig
@sewerPig 3 года назад
@@fredster594 he got tired of being tired of making good videos
@Vorazun
@Vorazun 3 года назад
Pls Dunkey stop uploading so god dam much I can't watch your videos go back to yearly videos pls. :(
@porteroffinland
@porteroffinland 3 года назад
I think you forgot he stopped making good videos and started uploading daily, and kept to his promise
@Partor6
@Partor6 3 года назад
3:24 "In time, a xuxessor will coame"
@KamilHenri
@KamilHenri 3 года назад
We finally know that G-Man was just short for Goldman G-Man was Goldman all along
@AlexH84
@AlexH84 3 года назад
The real Goldman was the friends we made along the way.
@SongsJust4
@SongsJust4 3 года назад
For so many years, he hid himself in the shadows.
@qwellen7521
@qwellen7521 3 года назад
Type-Life: ALYX
@ADoseofBuckley
@ADoseofBuckley 3 года назад
If you can't type 120wpm, git gud.
@RoachDogg_JR
@RoachDogg_JR 3 года назад
I Ii II I_
@Zarnubius
@Zarnubius 3 года назад
120 wpm
@nathanyein
@nathanyein 3 года назад
SHAWW
@georgehatzimanolakis1904
@georgehatzimanolakis1904 3 года назад
120 wps
@xXTheLigitGamersXx
@xXTheLigitGamersXx 3 года назад
Buckley! A man of taste proven time and time again.
@wingspantt
@wingspantt 3 года назад
No joke, I learned touch typing through this game on Dreamcast. Typing of the Dead gave me more useful life skills than any other videogame.
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 3 года назад
1:02 "The typing of the beyd."
@DaCracker.
@DaCracker. 3 года назад
You need a license for a gun, but not a keyboard. Dangerous world we live in.
@aug3842
@aug3842 3 года назад
3:18 Goldman states there will be a sequel to the hit American TV show, Friends
@DatDamPerson
@DatDamPerson 3 года назад
Goldman really was like "I have to go now. My planet needs me"
@melodyborg6164
@melodyborg6164 3 года назад
Goldman died on the way back to his home planet
@Tzgrey77
@Tzgrey77 3 года назад
3:42 "I have to go now, my planet needs me"
@akashpai4650
@akashpai4650 3 года назад
Note: Goldman died on the way back to his home planet
@JaquesBobe
@JaquesBobe 3 года назад
0:00 - this joke is everything
@triplem9525
@triplem9525 3 года назад
WHERE WAS IT FROM IM TRYING TO REMEMBER
@thatrandomderp
@thatrandomderp 3 года назад
@@triplem9525 Orson Welles wine commercial. He was clearly drunk and screwed up several takes. Fricking hilarious
@teddyballgame8791
@teddyballgame8791 3 года назад
@@thatrandomderp lol yeah they ended up not using any of the takes and just had ol Orson dubbed over it in post 😂
@glowcloudwheatproducts495
@glowcloudwheatproducts495 3 года назад
I literally just found that video like 2 days ago lol. Its one of the best things I've ever seen
@unadventurer_
@unadventurer_ 3 года назад
@@teddyballgame8791 They ended up reshooting the whole thing another day when he wasn't hungover with no sleep from doing an all nighter film shoot the previous day in Vegas. There's an interview with a producer of the commercials out there and it's an awesome read.
@johnlemon6303
@johnlemon6303 3 года назад
This was actually the game that inspired Kojima to make his masterpiece, Hogan's Castle
@JanitoRiceMeister
@JanitoRiceMeister 3 года назад
It's like they say The typewriter is mightier than the gun
@DracoHandsome
@DracoHandsome 3 года назад
Especially the Chicago Typewriter.
@Other_Kev
@Other_Kev 3 года назад
3:02 I feel like Goldman is about to ask the bartender for a drink
@cas7152
@cas7152 3 года назад
I honestly hadn't expected "The pinball of the dead" to be real. Wow
@dillguy9
@dillguy9 3 года назад
Oh wait it is real; I thought it was a photoshopped joke too.
@magicfishhobo381
@magicfishhobo381 3 года назад
I own it for GBA, they recreated all of the bosses from House of the Dead 2 but you fight them by smacking them with pinballs.
@BlaizeTheDragon
@BlaizeTheDragon 3 года назад
@@magicfishhobo381 even weirder is that it's it's a surprisingly good pinball game. Quite muddy visuals admittedly but fun in its own right
@A7XRaydog247
@A7XRaydog247 3 года назад
1:12 "You wanna know how you know it's real? Because it's made by Sega" Lmao
@johnb3937
@johnb3937 3 года назад
1:37 for some reason imagining someone running from a chainsaw man saying HEY! MY DAD IS A PLASTIC SURGEON kills me everytime
@unpike
@unpike 3 года назад
He really makes ugly people look pretty
@astrograph7875
@astrograph7875 3 года назад
This game holds a special place in my heart. Back in 2014, I asked my parents to get me the game along with a dreamcast for my birthday. That way I could play the game with my parents/siblings. Two weeks before my B-day, I started taking free typing lessons online just to learn how to type before I got the game. Once I actually got it, I played that game for two weeks straight after coming home from school. It just feels really satisfying typing out words lighting fast and seeing the zombies stumble and blown to bits because of me :)
@Don-hc6vs
@Don-hc6vs 3 года назад
Seems to be a true story
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 3 года назад
dont even get me started on how my familys dead
@OsakaBancho
@OsakaBancho 3 года назад
yor videos suck (jk i'm just trying to get you started)
@ethansprague2005
@ethansprague2005 3 года назад
@@OsakaBancho yor videos suck (jk I'm just trying to get you started)
@MrFuzziiWuzzii
@MrFuzziiWuzzii 3 года назад
@@OsakaBancho damn you gottem
@MrFuzziiWuzzii
@MrFuzziiWuzzii 3 года назад
@@OsakaBancho now we sit and wait for him to get started. only a matter of time
@aAaAAA-ppgg
@aAaAAA-ppgg 3 года назад
I'm sorry to hear that, Cyranek. Hope someone pulls a funny prank on you tomorrow to cheer you up. :)
@marshp0p
@marshp0p 3 года назад
Dunkey is one of the last of his kind. Truly a RU-vid mastermind.
@Amek34
@Amek34 3 года назад
This is apart of the Shenmue universe.
@thebestking
@thebestking 3 года назад
Ah yes, the classic Shenmue-inverse.
@ShadeKill
@ShadeKill 3 года назад
@@thebestking Shenmue-niverse*
@TokeFyhn
@TokeFyhn 3 года назад
@@ShadeKill Shenmueltiverse®**
@soggy_bozo9052
@soggy_bozo9052 3 года назад
I'm so glad we finally got to see Goldman take wing
@spacepluto
@spacepluto 3 года назад
"Pinball of the dead isnt real, why would dunkey lie like that.." ... ... oh my god its real
@thedarkknight100
@thedarkknight100 3 года назад
The Voice Acting Is Like Text To Speech
@Spark-bw3ph
@Spark-bw3ph 3 года назад
"[Guns] aren't compatible with any games." Russian Roulette says otherwise.
@brianmcaleese8208
@brianmcaleese8208 3 года назад
And IRL COD
@i_fish6657
@i_fish6657 3 года назад
What about the best game of all world war so good the sequel was good
@name-is4dz
@name-is4dz 3 года назад
@@vague_hope How does Russian roulette with a keyboard work? I am interested
@UnofficialCyane
@UnofficialCyane 3 года назад
No man, that was a gun with a clip. If you play russian roulette with one of those, you run out of players really fast
@Spark-bw3ph
@Spark-bw3ph 3 года назад
@@vague_hope HOLY SHIT
@Rhodochrone
@Rhodochrone 3 года назад
it's like goldman's voice dips into a baldi impression. It's so erratic it's kind of impressive. "A k-successor will coOmE." how
@christianpreusse1005
@christianpreusse1005 3 года назад
This was truly the first strand-TYPE game
@Ooqi
@Ooqi 3 года назад
HA
@batemain7844
@batemain7844 3 года назад
Goldman straight shit his pants then flew away. what a real G
@thomasfaraone4213
@thomasfaraone4213 3 года назад
Goldman to the game devs.. “thank you for rescuing me”
@goulakh555
@goulakh555 3 года назад
spoiler alert . . . He's not dead anyway...he is coming back in 4th or 5th game in the series
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад
"I just shot down a duck by saying fuck." -Confucius
@knightofnightside
@knightofnightside 3 года назад
Not bad, reminds me of a menu board of a chinese restaurant Ever ordered 'f**k the duck until exploded'?
@josephdomingre2566
@josephdomingre2566 3 года назад
That single frame of Orson Welles at the beginning further solidifies my love for Dunkey and my appreciation for a man so informed in modern culture.
@jpow333
@jpow333 3 года назад
Was looking for this comment. Awwhhayyyy the French champagne
@sarcasmenul
@sarcasmenul 3 года назад
maaaaaaaahhaaaaa the frrrrennchh
@superzario1000
@superzario1000 3 года назад
"modern"
@pizzatime5619
@pizzatime5619 3 года назад
“I don’t wanna die!” “my god”
@peperuiz9264
@peperuiz9264 3 года назад
1:58 "Because this game is a f- masterpiece!"
@shamstam
@shamstam 3 года назад
Ahhh i know right it's pure gold
@MinuteMovies1
@MinuteMovies1 3 года назад
This is literally how I learned to touch-type
@melonjuice7441
@melonjuice7441 Год назад
As opposed to telekinetically
@-SoonerorLater
@-SoonerorLater 3 года назад
1:09 Didn’t know The House of the Dead 2 was rated E.
@jicuken
@jicuken 3 года назад
The guy looking into the sky with keyboard attached to his chest completely broke me. I laughed 2 minutes straight. Farewell friends!
@JTKatz07
@JTKatz07 3 года назад
2:51 oh thats where Charlie got it from
@ZeHamberglar
@ZeHamberglar 3 года назад
This game is one of those games that sounds like a joke on paper, but is actually really good.
@TreeClap
@TreeClap 3 года назад
When you think about it, Goldman is simply running away to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE.
@captainkeyes9913
@captainkeyes9913 3 года назад
You know, this sounds like a legitimately fun experience.
@captainkeyes9913
@captainkeyes9913 3 года назад
No, this isn't a attempt at irony. I'm serious
@davidcobra1735
@davidcobra1735 2 года назад
It's actually kind of a fun game. Too bad the graphics and the voice acting are as bad as they are. They're even worse than this video makes them out to be. The most annoying thing about this game for me however is the fact that it makes you type a lot of words that aren't even really words as far as I'm concerned. It did still noticeably improve my typing after a while so I guess that's a plus. There are other better sidescrolling typing games but this one's kind of unique.
@meyers0781
@meyers0781 Год назад
The overkill version available in Steam is even better tho with regards of voice acting and story. Also you can play the regular the house of the dead overkill and unlock guns
@bromad9029
@bromad9029 3 года назад
* *Man frantically lying on the floor, awaiting death, hoping for a miracle to save him. Gets saved by said miracle; owes his life and gratitude to the protagonist* * ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉˢᶜᵘⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ‧
@Bedhead13
@Bedhead13 3 года назад
He was embarrassed, ok!
@bimgus3907
@bimgus3907 3 года назад
They just remastered The House of The Dead because of dunkey’s video
@teero121
@teero121 3 года назад
0:42 The The House Of Dead 2
@bamsauce2312
@bamsauce2312 3 года назад
I have remembered my nostalgia for jerma985 and ster seeing dunkey play this. I will now go into a spiral of jerma and ster videos for the next 8 hours
@mw5803
@mw5803 3 года назад
The voice actor for Goldman went on to win 50 awards and a meeting with the world record holder of bowsers big beaned burito
@DominusTheNephilim
@DominusTheNephilim 3 года назад
Who's back here after the house of the dead remake announcement? But let's be real, this needs a remake too
@matthew1673
@matthew1673 3 года назад
there making a remake?!?
@DominusTheNephilim
@DominusTheNephilim 3 года назад
@@matthew1673 Yee! For the switch
@matthew1673
@matthew1673 3 года назад
@@DominusTheNephilim This is amazing!
@meteor22
@meteor22 3 года назад
This game was the most clever way to teach a kid or adult how to type. Pure fuckin' GENIUS!
@Frank087
@Frank087 3 года назад
It had everything, branching pathways, powerups that made words harder or easier, even minigames that demonstrated different aspects of typing. The other typing of the dead iteration released lacked all of that, it was basically the same words throughout with no branching pathways and less diverse and amount of minigames. Even the bosses were the same. This game they were all different, like having to type out a paragraph vs being 100% accurate
@HatTrex
@HatTrex 3 года назад
Fun fact the game has almost no voice actors, the voices were generated with a weird TTS program made by the same software house that made the game that is why it sounds so wonky.
@HatTrex
@HatTrex 3 года назад
@Luke Holter yeah
@kentongodfrey7641
@kentongodfrey7641 3 года назад
Drama Mondays keep getting crazier and crazier man
@jongameaddict
@jongameaddict 3 года назад
today's friday
@rawkerz3038
@rawkerz3038 3 года назад
@@jongameaddict happy birthday
@Anguloose
@Anguloose 3 года назад
Today's Wednesday. Australia
@TheMitchellverse
@TheMitchellverse 3 года назад
toadays duckey
@Armydillo62o
@Armydillo62o 3 года назад
“Goldman! Do you know what you’re doing?” “Hmm hmm hmm.... I don’t”
@nolanrux7866
@nolanrux7866 3 года назад
The big government will have to take my keyboard from my cold dead hands.
@BrettFuckingNorris
@BrettFuckingNorris 3 года назад
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
@ZombieMatt27
@ZombieMatt27 3 года назад
This game is the incarnation of the "speedrun among us" meme. You just sweat and type as fast as you can till Goldman flies off
@matthewwinegarden
@matthewwinegarden 3 года назад
"AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW IT'S A GOOD GAME? BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" - Dunkey.
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