The BEST Lemonades 

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Jello: *sips lemonade* Jello: the year is 2013. You’re sitting on the beach with a summer sweetheart, the salty spray of the ocean glistening in your hair. You kiss her for what you know will be the last time as you prepare to be sent overseas for active duty. As you stand, she clutches your hand firmly, a tear streaming down your cheek. She presses your hand to her heart and whispers in your ear: “I’ll be waiting for you.” And she still is. This lemonade is her passion, your heartache, and the dipping summer sun in the most cruel of fading nights… Jello: 2

If it helps: monkfruit isn't known to cause vomiting, but some people are sensitive to erythritol to the point that it makes them vomit, and erythritol is commonly used as filler for monkfruit-based sweeteners (because monkfruit extract itself is EXTREMELY strong).

Casually told my mother who loves lemonade to try the swoon lemonade because shes been an awful person to me since I've moved out of her house.

“I could taste an eyedropper of alcohol in a bathtub.” The Princess and the I-Pea-A

jello: **takes a sip of lemonade** jello: have you ever been cornered in a dark ally by a guy with a knife?

Other Drink Reviewers: “Nice Earthy taste, Very rounded taste. An overall good drink” Jello: “Have you ever been stabbed multiple times and then shot, that’s this drink”

Fun fact! For the Shake Shack lemonades that taste fermented means that theyre very expired and theyre not cleaning their machines properly!!!

Jello: **drinks lemonade** Jello: "Have you ever been lobotomized, and then downed a 2 liter of Shasta directly after?"

Jello is one of those guys who you'd listen to talk about ANYTHING in the most nichest categories and you'll still get invested

Mad props to whoever called the Whole Foods Green Lemonade, “the potion seller’s strongest potion.”

I managed to find pink lenonade swoon in a local store and obliviously brought it home expecting it to NOT be THAT bad. My first sip can only be described as drinking V8, expecting fruit punch, and tasting tomato juice. It is so watery at first and then it overpowers your entire mouth and causes your senses to amalgamate and die in embarassment.

Jello saying “Ooh I know what this tastes like!” Is the equivalent to Phineas saying “Hey Ferb I know what we’re doing today!” And instead of,making an invention like Phineas and Ferb, Jello instead gives out a complex simile and/or metaphor describing a bad lemonade.

I love the image of jello buying $150 dollars worth of lemonade from one store and when the cashier finally asks what it's all for, he hesitates for a second before saying "it's for work" and then remaining completely silent for the rest of the transaction.

I love how he described his experiences. Example: "it tastes like candle" and "this lemonade has never met a lemon, but its cousin was roommates with a lemon."

That colonoscopy bit was one of the biggest “where the fuck is he going with this?” moments I’ve had in a while

Timestamps for everything in the intro: "This is like drinking a candle" 7:43 "That smells like blood" 9:07 "What natural flavors did you put in there?" 16:25 "Cayenne?" 29:04 "Cream of tartar" 32:51 "Oh, it's so complex and it's all bad" 11:24 "Well, if I throw up, I'll tell you later on Twitter" 26:47 "That smells like a garbage can" 25:49 "How hard is it to make f*cking lemonade?" 19:49 "Me at the start of this stream: I love lemonade Me at the end of this stream: I think I hate lemonade" 20:42 "I figured out what these taste like... When you get a colonoscopy" 19:12

I was born without a sense of smell but his description of the lemonde smells are vivid enough for me to pretend that I can.

The way this man describes things is fucking TOP NOTCH “Like you bit into a lemon and the inside was mushroom” “Like it was made from the leaves a ladybug crawled on”

I bet the people who made Swoon were color blind, because how in the world do you make lemonade dirt color and say “yep that’s pink.”

Takes a sip. "...okay, have you ever been on acid at a music festival, and been REALLY dehydrated because you've been flop-sweating and not drinking water, so you decide to go get some water back at camp, but on the way you get distracted by the water shimmering off the creek and seeing people frolicking in the water, so you decide to take a detour to splash around with some new people, but just upstream there's a dude using some biodegradable soap to bathe in the water, so you bounce, then get back to camp, and have that first BIG drink of water that cuts your thirst by like 65% all on its own, but you can taste some of the creek water and biodegradable soap film on your tongue, but you're so thirsty and high that you decide you just don't care and go in for another drink? This tastes like that."

"What a little weirdo...anyway back to my 3 hour Lemonade stream" took me the fuck out more than anything else

Jello: "Yeah, I have a lot of money I still need to pay off from Epithet Erased." Also Jello:" I bought 80 Lemonades."

Jello: *Drinks Lemonade” Jello: “So imagine you’re walking home from the theater after seeing a movie with your parents. You’re 10 years old, and you’re taking a detour through an alley. A mugger then comes out of nowhere and shoots your parents. That’s what this lemonade tastes like. I’ll give it a 4/5”

30:07 Best lemonade 11:12 Worst lemonade

The monkfruit plot follows the rule of threes. It has the setup when he first encounters it, the reminder when he double checked for it, and payoff when he's deceived by it. This is a cinematic masterpiece.

If you ever do this again, I'd say to try this with iced tea, you'd think that all iced teas taste the same. No. No they DO NOT.

My girlfriend and I live in rural Canada, and after I showed her this video we went on a hunt for Calypso. We couldn't find the island wave one but we found the peach one and I get it. It IS like drinking a candle.

33:00 No matter how many times I watch this, the "Lord Remington with a pickle" bit always makes me laugh until my face is sore.

Finally, my oddly specific niche interest of "voice actors trying out different categories of food items" is getting some content outside of ProZD

🍋Best to worst lemonades🍋 *-5/5-* #1- Dublin Cherry Limeade #2- Boylan Sparkling Lemonade #3- Calypso Black Cherry Blood Lemonade #4- Calypso Island Wave Candle Lemonade #5- Calypso Light Strawberry Lemonade •Simply Lemonade (Blueberry) •Fentiman’s Rose Lemonade •Water •Shake Shack Lemonade •Shake Shack Yuzu Pomegranate Lemonade •Natalie’s Natural Lemonade •Natalie’s Strawberry Lemonade *-4/5-* •Simply Limeade •Simply Lemonade (Strawberry) •Trader Joe’s Organic Lemonade •Trader Joe’s Low Calorie Lemonade •Trader Joe’s Sparkling Lemonade •Santa Cruz Organic Strawberry Lemonade •Calypso Paradise _Punch_ Lemonade •Calypso Southern Peach Lemonade •Calypso Ocean Blue Lemonade •Calypso Light Ocean Blue Lemonade •Shake Shack Strawberry Salted Limeade •Lemmy’s Sparkling Lemonade •Central Market Cold-Pressed Lemonade •Central Market Cold-Pressed Strawberry Lemonade •Country Acres Limeade •Dublin Tart-n-Sweet Lemonade •Kroger Lemonade •Belvoir Organic Elderflower & Rose Lemonade (John Mulaney’s perfume) •Fentiman’s Victorian Lemonade (Lord Remington’s pickle surprise) •Lorina Artisanal Sparkling Lemonade •Lorina Artisanal Sparkling Pink Lemonade •Lurisia La Nostra Limonada •Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade •Diabolo Sparkling Lemonade (Mint Citron) •Lemmy’s Black Cherry Lemonade •Lemmy’s Strawberry Lemonade •Shake Shack Apple Ciderade *-3/5-* •Simply Lemonade (Original) •Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade •Calypso Light Lemonade •John Lemonade •Country Time Pink Lemonade •365 Organic Lemonade •365 Organic Strawberry Lemonade •Country Acres Strawberry Lemonade •Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Ginger •Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Mint •Suja Organic Cold-Pressed Lemon Love •Lurisia La Nostra Gazzosa •Ленинаде •Mike’s Hard Pineapple Lemonade •Calypso Pineapple Peach Limeade •Calypso Triple Melon Lemonade *-2/5-* •Santa Cruz Organic Lemonade •Trader Joe’s Unpasteurized Limeade •Trader Joe’s Organic Jalapeño Limeade •Trader Joe’s Low Calorie Pink Lenonade •Calypso Original Lemonade •Shake Shack Blackberry Lychee Lemonade •Minute Maid Lemonade •Minute Maid Pink Lemonade •Evolution “Fresh” Organic Strawberry Lemonade •Crystal Light Lemonade •Country Time Lemonade •365 Light Lemonade •Country Acres Classic Lemonade •Country Acres Raspberry Lemonade •Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Iced Tea •Sunkist Lemonade •Canada Dry Ginger Ale w/ Lemonade •Langers Lemonade •Califa Farms California Tart Cherry Lemonade •Signature Select Lemonade *-1/5-* •Santa Cruz Organic Blueberry Lemonade •Swoon Lemonade •Dole Lemonade •Uncle Matt’s Organic No Sugar Added Lemonade •Lemmy’s Peach Lemonade •True Lemon Original Lemonade •True Lemon Raspberry Lemonade •True Lemon Strawberry Lemonade •True Lemon Wildberry Lemonade •True Lemon Black Cherry (Colonoscopy) Lemonade •Diabolo Sparkling French Lemonade (Blueberry Citron + Fluoride) •Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Prickly Pear •Whole Foods “Green Lemonade” •Truly Strawberry Lemonade Hard Seltzer •Floyd’s Spiked Lemonade •Mike’s Hard Lemonade •Mike’s Hard Strawberry Lemonade •Jack Daniel’s Lynchburg Lemonade •Signature Select Diet Lemonade *-0/5-* •Swoon Pink Lemonade

blood > candle > public pool i want to study you

This is one of my comfort videos. It just has personality and such a chill nice atmosphere.

fun fact: i used to stock santa cruz organic at the local grocery mart, and we had to recall them THREE TIMES for sprouting just, *explosive* amonts of mold under the labels and inside of *completely sealed bottles with the pop seal intact*

Jesus christ Jello the "I MELTED DOWN A BUCKET OF JOLLY RANCHERS" has me in stitches for so long.

It's disturbing how accurate Jello's hyperspecific descriptions are, like I can imagine all the tastes in my head

“What’s the monkfruit for?! Tricking me?!” Destroyed me

"This tastes like eating a leaf that a ladybug just crawled over" *Jello, how do you know what that tastes like*

some of my favorite moments: 5:25 - daryl 7:33 - jello drinks a candle (followed by pool and blood) 11:12 - swoon pink 14:56 - jello does a wiggle 18:33 - experiment 53 19:10 - "...I just figured out what this tastes like." 33:03 - lord remington

“Mike keeps his secrets” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard and I’ve watched this video well over 10 times now

I fully love how Jello describes things because it's the exact way I do it. Every time he gives "tasting notes" on something I'm just sitting here going "Yup, makes sense."

I genuinely love how he describes flavor. Blood, candle, pool, and when he gives specific scenes AND ONE OF THEM STARTS WITH "Y'KNOW WHEN U GET A COLONOSCOPY?"

*”THIS IS LIKE DRINKING A CANDLE!”* Excellent way to start off this video, or any video for that matter

This video is fascinating, can't stop rewatching it like every month. So many great moments, from "It tastes like artisanal Sprite" to "Why do you have monkfruit in you you bitch?!" Makes me want to see the next lemonade stream quite a lot.

I don't know why, but this is my comfort video. It makes me feel better on bad days, like I'm hanging out with a friend and he's drinking a _lot_ of lemonade.

(26:07) I don't know why, but hearing jello say, "Oh no, girl!" Like he's just heard his drunk friend mumble something about texting her ex is sending me into the stratosphere. I can't stop replaying it.

So on the topic of Honey and Lemon, most cocktail enthusiasts actually water down their honey into a syrup before combining it with lemon. The two flavors pair REALLY WELL together, but they can't be left alone in a room together. The vast majority of cocktails involving honey includes lemon juice or another strong sour flavor (Bee's Knees, Eau de Lavender, Tequila Honey Bee, etc)

this isn't how I expected jello to look but completely makes sense at the same time. He's serving a lot of 2015 era gamer boy

I bought and tried the candle one. Idk what I was expecting but it somehow lives up to the expectations.

I thought the steadily-accumulating "good lemonade mix cup" was going to be tried at the end, so now I'm just puzzled as to its inclusion

23:58 this is like a cutaway gag where the main characters are having a waterballoon fight and it hits the window or smthn just to establish that their actions are causing some sort of damage

"Father, kill me" "Damn, damn" This made my day

23:56 "What a weirdo. Anyways back to my 3 hour lemonade stream." 25:45 OH NO 28:19 "oh, beautiful- 👹HOONEEEEYY👹" 33:04 THE EXPLANATIONS ARE SO FUNNY 34:01 **mildly confused wiggles**

When Jello said "That tastes like a kiss on the cheek" in a southern belle voice, I'm like 98% sure I blushed.

Remember: Natural Flavors just means it was extracted from things that already exist, not synthesized from base components.

I've watched this video like 5 or 6 times now, I have literally NO idea why its so entertaining and almost comforting for me. But I really like this video. Jello, you make some of the best shit on the internet and I am in love with your brand of humor and style of videos. Keep doing what you're doing lad

As a cocktail bartender, often when someone tells me they don't like alcohol, they usually follow up with something that tells me either they want an easy excuse to not drink (in which case sure, you don't need an excuse with me, i'm not going to force you to drink, but 100% i stand by you choosing not to) or they had like, one drink that was too strong and decided all alcoholic drinks were bad. I love correcting the misconceptions of this second lot by finding a drink that'd they'd love. You, you seem legitimately in the third category, where you actually are sensitive to the taste of alcohol, but that makes it all the more an interesting challenge, finding a drink that would suit your tastes. Considering what i can tell of your tastes here, I'd first have to ask how you feel about the taste of orange or lychee berry, but i actually think i have an idea what i'd suggest.

Jello: When you get a colonoscopy, you have to drink this substance called Suprep Me (Who's had to drink Suprep): _Immediately starts to cringe and heave_

Jello describing the lemonades in the beginning: Frolicking through a blueberry mist with a lemon jacket, Eating a leaf that a ladybug just crawled over, bitter and mellow Jello describing the lemonades a few minutes later: some kids have lemonade stands, meanwhile Darrel from down the street comes out of a fucking meth lab

At 18:40 I very much enjoy the Frankenstein-esque scene he describes the powder lemonades with, especially because I'm a nut for anything strawberry flavored, and I can never find a good powdered strawberry lemonade.

I love these completely out-of-nowhere comparisons to absolutely non-lemonade things in this lemonade review stream "Hey so you know when you're body-surfing..." "When you have a colonoscopy..." "You know how when you're playing with water guns..."

1:12 I love how he starts using comparisons to describe the lemonade with a beutiful metaphor about blueberry mist, and then later on "when you get a colonoscopy"

You got to love Jello's descriptions: other food reviewers: "it tastes like a food, I like it" JelloApocalypse: "it tastes like a food, I hate it" other food reviewers: "it tastes like a non-edible object, I hate it" JelloApocalypse: "it tastes like a non-edible object, I like it"

I love how when Jello keeps the lemonade in his mouth to get the taste, he looks like he’s chewing the lemonade.

35:06- Shout out to the one dude making an Emperor's New Groove reference

I love that Jellos sense of humor is very specific analogies. Person: how was the movie Jello: so if you have a colonoscopy...

Minute Maid is literally “The drink in the vending machine next to the concrete public restroom in the middle of a park” I LOVE it. Edit: I just had my first Calypso the other day (Pineapple Peach) and holy shit that Is literally just the cheap syrup that they put on top of shaved ice, yeah it’s a LOT. I mixed it with seltzer and it way pretty good then but seriously it literally is just artificial fruit syrup lol

i love how jello always has the most specific analogy to describe something

just watching the lemonade jungle juice ominously rising throughout the video brings me an indescribable feeling of dread

I’ve only tasted like 5 of these but your analogies for them are so specific and imaginative that I am inclined to fully believe all of your opinions on these. Half of the sentences in this video have never been said before.

"This is the liquid Ophelia drowned in" has to be the most underrated description of the Whole Foods "Green Lemonade," along with "The potion seller's strongest potion." I have watched this video so many times, and even with all of the amazing descriptions and reactions to the different lemonades throughout this video, I am still astounded by the fact that when he drank one of the more flowery ones, he somehow knew and quoted that John Mulaney comedy sketch almost perfectly AT RANDOM, and did a perfect impression of him out of nowhere! As if flexing on us by buying that much lemonade wasn't enough, now he's flexing his voice on us too! Truly an amazing video, and definitely my favorite from Jello Apocalypse.

“Ugh this is disgusting! It tastes like a candle….5/5” “This is a melted crayon. 1/5” So do you like wax or not??

Came back to this for a light refresher, drinking Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade, which is my first alcoholic drink as a 21-year-old man. Thank you. Thank you for this excellent alcoholic drink.

The "it tastes like Blue" one is funny to me, cause saying it sounds unhelpful, but I feel like most people would go "Yeah I've had that flavor before." But anyway, love the videos Jello!

The founder of the Dole Pineapple Company was the cousin of Hawaii’a first “president” (overthrew native Hawaiian rule and very shortly before annexation). Castle & Cooke, an American agricultural interest based in Hawaii (founded in 1851, for reference a big influence on American military intervention into Hawaii were American plantation owners) later bought them out and merged them with Standard Fruit Company which was famous for mayyybe overthrowing the government of Honduras as one of the “banana republic” companies. That is to say Dole is like an amalgamation of some of the most comically villainous American fruit companies.

my favourite thing about this video is absolutely the fact that if you don't LOOK at it for the intro, the whole thing sounds like he's describing one terrabad lemonade and i love it

13:50 "Hey Tom we got so much extra fruit juice we don't have enough cups of fruit to put em in, what'll we do?!" "Don't worry Barry, I got a new product idea that might just put this crappy sugar water to good use!"

20:22 "It's never met a lemon. But its cousin... was roommates with a lemon" That's... quite an interesting way of describing it XD

Of note, there were two lemonades I have tried in the past that I COULD NOT locate for this video: - Newman's Own Lemonade, which is very very good. Likely a 4 or a 5, if memory serves. - Cock and Bull Bitter Lemonade, which is horrendous. It was my old "worst lemonade" before I tried Swoon.

Jello: *sips lemonade* “you know when you got caught cheating on your history exam in 5th grade-“

10:23 I've watched this enough times to know when he brings out the pink and yellow cans shit is about to go down

I can't get over the fact that the lemonade that tasted like candle got a 5. Mainly because at that point I knew the rest of the drinks would just go downhill in quality

I immediately started laughing when he said “and lord remmington pulls out a pickle from his pocket”

Never before have I heard someone give my exact take on how alcohol tastes.

33:17 had me almost die of laughter imagining someone using a pickle like that 😂😂😂

I don’t know how but anything jello talks about is instantly interesting, like I swear they could make a video on plants and I’d be hooked.

I love how you can pinpoint the exact moment Jello took Psychic damage when he tried the Swoon. And you can probably guess roughly how much he took

His descriptions are so good I can almost taste the lemonades, even though I’ve never had most of these. It’s incredible

Nobody: Jello: "This tastes like asphalt..." "5"

Hey fellow Texan here! So I actually encountered Me And The Bees while shopping, and I will tell you that he’s 100% right, it’s so close to being a top tier lemonade then boom honey. If they made that lemonade with literally any other sweeter it would be my top for sure, I would be making Arnold Palmers all day with it. Also to no one’s surprise it’s made in Austin.

0:50 this bit is so much funnier now bc the context for why you put lemonade in the oven is just completely gone now it's just "alright lemme get my lemonade from my SPECIAL LEMONADE PLACE" and it's in the OVEN

You can tell Jello is a writer because his simile game is on freaking point!

After seeing this video ive taken it upon myself to try as many of these lemonades as i can. Im about halfway through all of them, and every single description jello gave is accurate

I literally can't get over how you describe things, more writers need a vocabulary as good as yours

You have such a way of picking out specific horrific descriptors. I actually felt like i took physical damage when you brought up the dentist.

Natalies lemonades are fantastic and I was almost upset they didn't make the cut until I saw one listed at the very end. When I worked grocery we carried them and I'd drink the ones that were destined for the trash due to being a day or two passed their best by dates. Probably the best lemonade i've ever drank.

Jello is just like "oh it's bad, like, it was the first summer of the new world after the end of nuclear war and I'm tasting the sound of the nuclear ionisation of my left kidney" like he's at that level of conceptualisation

My favorite lemonade I ever had I'd one made by the local dive. It's Chili Mint Limeade. It's spicy, tart, and minty all in one and it combines to be an incredibly complex taste. The heat is all concentrated to the back of your throat which is the best place IMHO because tongue and lips just hurt. I've tried to recreate it and have gotten close but ultimately failed. How I would recommend making it is steap lemon zest, sliced chilies (I would recommend poblano, serrano, and Anaheim, in that order), and chopped mint leaves in hot simple syrup for a good... about an hour I guess, no specific time. Strain the solids and mix the syrup with lemon juice and water. It's really good. Edit: I personally prefer lime zest + juice over lemon but the two in tandem is also valid

This might just be the funniest taste testing video I have ever seen. Jello's energy makes it interesting, but it always feels genuine! Like, none of it is forced, this is just his energy. ESPECIALLY with the cream of tartar one. I wouldn't mind seeing more videos like this!

22:35 I swear to God, I legit just smelled the strawberry through the screen for a second.