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They didn't let me into Melbourne, Australia! 

Jimmy Rees
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Did you pass the test 😅🤣😬
PS: the guy coming in needs to work on his pronunciation of Aesop.
#melbourne #victoria #bordercontrol #funny #straya #australia #melbournefunny #coffeesnob #aesop
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@NextStopAntarctica
@NextStopAntarctica Год назад
As a Tasmanian, I’m glad we got a mention 😂
@PseudoSarcasm
@PseudoSarcasm Год назад
Heh, I moved to Tassie from Melbourne, and now if I see 3 cars in front of me, that's heavy traffic and I think "At least I'm not in Melbourne" ;)
@garynewton1263
@garynewton1263 Год назад
Did you? The thing is Victoria owns Tasmania really so you're basically one of us.
@garynewton1263
@garynewton1263 Год назад
@@PseudoSarcasm You complain about traffic? Come to shitty adelaide and see the fuckin mess here..... I was back home in Melbourne for a couple of weeks in November and had little trouble getting around the eastern and southern suburbs. I think you're refering to that shithole further north east. Melbourne and Perth are STILL australia's no 1 & 2 best cities to live in respectively, thats why I'm moving back home to Melbourne soon.
@PseudoSarcasm
@PseudoSarcasm Год назад
@@garynewton1263 I was making a joke about the lack of traffic here. House prices have gone silly in Melb though, you could buy a house for $150k 20 years ago and earn $50k a year. Pretty sure people's salaries haven't x10 since then. Kids are really going to struggle to buy a house.
@garynewton1263
@garynewton1263 Год назад
@@PseudoSarcasm Yes. Agreed...........however Melbourne is still the cheapest place in Australia for electricity, gas and water costs. Perth not far behind. Quality of life is way better in Melbourne. I've lived here in adelaide for 7 years coz I needed to be close to my elderly mother, passed away last year so I'm going home to melbourne's eastern suburbs. Adelaide sucks for roads, grocery prices, take away food, shopping for clothes, utility costs, sporting events, job opportunities. The amount of people here on drugs and who are spaced out paranoid fuckwits is astonishing. As for weather, I'd rather have nice cool weather, rain or not over this dry barren place with relentless heatwaves. I was in Melb in november and loved it. Now, the only thing we have to sort out is getting the federal govt to close the borders to migrants so that us Australians can get a rental property!!!!!!!
@neelpatel4925
@neelpatel4925 Год назад
As a Melbournian I can confirm that this content is 100% accurate
@OrangeDrinkOfficial
@OrangeDrinkOfficial 9 месяцев назад
Yep
@Alice_Walker
@Alice_Walker Год назад
Although it's been ten years since I watched the sun come up at Revs It makes me ridiculously happy that Revs made in not once but twice 🙌🏻
@Pheluv
@Pheluv Год назад
Same and its much closer to 20 years than 10 for me
@Alice_Walker
@Alice_Walker Год назад
@@Pheluv 😎
@melhawk1352
@melhawk1352 Год назад
I think Revs needs to be inducted into some 'hall of fame'!
@dagoelius
@dagoelius Год назад
'Tell everyone it was a hard day and drink wine.' FACTS. 😅
@FrogDriedPills
@FrogDriedPills Год назад
Love this take on Foil, Arms, & Hog immigration skits. So good and so Melbs.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 Год назад
And they're on their way soon yay!
@brainsmatterpodcast
@brainsmatterpodcast Год назад
I was going to say this too 😂
@andreagriffiths3512
@andreagriffiths3512 Год назад
And I’ll be seeing them!
@jasmeenmalhotra2225
@jasmeenmalhotra2225 Год назад
See you guys there! :D
@JimmyReesComedy
@JimmyReesComedy Год назад
Haha, few people have pointed this out and after looking them up I know I have seen their Irish video a while back but I hadn’t heard of them!!! The idea was initially gonna be a game show with the stupid questions and random answers!! Landed on the border control well coz… the old open closed borders hahaha!! Maybe some subliminal inspo in there somewhere!! Very funny lads!!
@intheknow6499
@intheknow6499 Год назад
As a Tasmanian, the feeling is mutual. At least we can actually see the sun in Winter. …It just doesn’t have any heat in it. F__k
@narellesmith7932
@narellesmith7932 Год назад
Dim sim from sth Melb - his smile 😂 daniel Andrews and Luna park: got it in one 😅😂😊
@tjmfarming9584
@tjmfarming9584 Год назад
Perth next? I have a feeling this is going to become a popular series
@milo4604
@milo4604 Год назад
As a Melbournian, I absolutely approve this message
@kizzbee7207
@kizzbee7207 Год назад
Me too
@Peanut22butter
@Peanut22butter Год назад
Same here
@aidabelyaeva224
@aidabelyaeva224 Год назад
Can I ask you then, why you can't meet a Melbournian in Adelaide? Didn't get that reference. I'm here in SA now and saw many Vic number plates, especially on the beach..
@cathyjoy9214
@cathyjoy9214 Год назад
How clever is Jimmy to create this and everyone, including Melbournians to find this hilarious xx
@nonhandle400
@nonhandle400 Год назад
Geelongian but fk yeah, I approve too !
@punkasaurian3055
@punkasaurian3055 Год назад
Very John Clarke / Bryan Dawe. Love it.
@JimmyReesComedy
@JimmyReesComedy Год назад
Have been on a recent binge, love them, there pace and timing 👌!! Genius!!
@sunseeker4775
@sunseeker4775 Год назад
What is Melbourne's greatest export since 2020? ... people. Where to? ... anywhere else, especially Queensland.
@yvonnejohnson3232
@yvonnejohnson3232 Год назад
I married a Melbournian man. He was like a wombat. Eats, roots, and leaves. 😆
@Ballacha
@Ballacha Год назад
as a melbournian, i'm so offended that i spilt oat milk coffee all over my posh desk mat
@anneswinerd3822
@anneswinerd3822 Год назад
Omg the Byron line had me laughing 😂 out loud
@ravenfeader
@ravenfeader Год назад
As a foreigner this described my first time in Melbourne so well .
@Doc_in_the_carpet_truck
@Doc_in_the_carpet_truck Год назад
Ha Revs biggest lines in Melbourne outside and in the cubicle 😂👍🍻
@shelleyburslem3802
@shelleyburslem3802 Год назад
Sent this to my son in Melbourne 😂 he was wondering when I’d send it to him😂💜😍
@JacWarner
@JacWarner Год назад
Off topic- just watched the first episode of Taskmaster- LOVE IT!!!!!! I’m a huge fan of UK version- and I was worried. But it’s fabulous. Great job! Laughed so hard. Good job in the OJ.
@JimmyReesComedy
@JimmyReesComedy Год назад
Woohoo glad you liked it!!! Was sumo random and so fun to be apart of!! I think the whole series I can keep a straight face when Tom Gleeson gets on a roll berating people 😂😂😂
@Friendship1nmillion
@Friendship1nmillion Год назад
@@JimmyReesComedy Perhaps , better punchline for the last question be same answer except mentioning Canberra 🤷
@HAPPYJUNKIN62
@HAPPYJUNKIN62 Год назад
Ex Melbournian now in Byron Bay. But I sure miss the South Melbourne Markets. 🤔
@thenewnormal30
@thenewnormal30 Год назад
Isn’t everyone?
@heathertruskinger6214
@heathertruskinger6214 Год назад
Even my Queenslander hubby laughed at this one !😂😂😂
@thegingerbreadman2898
@thegingerbreadman2898 Год назад
Thank you for your funny skits! My brother loves your Jason Jason Jason videos
@cherylb309
@cherylb309 Год назад
I have oat milk….😂
@fionadavey6859
@fionadavey6859 Год назад
Wow Melbourne has it all! And… the best coffee 👍🏻 That was fantastic Jimmy👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 More More More 😂😂😂👍🏻
@vocalpro
@vocalpro Год назад
Hahahahahahaahau good job mate. Oat milk and puffer jacket. Bahahahaha
@dralekonic
@dralekonic Год назад
Was Foil Arms and Hog one of your influences for this video? I really like seeing this type of sketch done by a different comedian. It would be good if you attributed them as one of your inspirations
@nataliatheweirdo
@nataliatheweirdo Год назад
omg im so glad someone picked that up, my first thought was ‘wait, i don’t think they’ve done one for melbourne’ 😂
@darylblain4710
@darylblain4710 Год назад
Dead set rip off off Foil Arms and Hog. Sorry Jimmy, yes, it's funny, but.....
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 Год назад
It's a tip o' the hat to their upcoming arrival. Me t'inks.
@staceyp.9964
@staceyp.9964 Год назад
Ah Foil Arms and Hog are not the first comedian/group to do a immigration/customs skit, it’s an old trope.
@MaddieS3457
@MaddieS3457 Год назад
You rock that ponytail so well
@HumphreyMurray
@HumphreyMurray Год назад
100% thought I'd clicked on a Foil Arms & Hog video... Initially.
@staceyp.9964
@staceyp.9964 Год назад
To all those banging on about Foil Arms and Hog, they are not the first comedian/group to do a immigration/customs skit, it’s an old trope. The fun here is how the comedian spins the joke.
@smithpatricemary
@smithpatricemary Год назад
He he..so true!
@evelyn_r
@evelyn_r Год назад
I hate puffer jackets, and I'm a Melbournite 🤣 and I hate wine and beer, rum and whiskey anyway.
@vortex925
@vortex925 Год назад
Melbourne least we aren't from Tasmania Sydney least we ain't from Melbourne Poor tassie 🤣🤣
@howtofixyourtech9945
@howtofixyourtech9945 Год назад
Most people I know front the mainland all wanna be in Tassie. I get it but I guess when you live there it’s gets a bit old every now and then
@JC-lu4se
@JC-lu4se Год назад
@@howtofixyourtech9945 Love Tassie for a holiday but I don’t want to become a Tassie local as they’re staggeringly parochial.
@howtofixyourtech9945
@howtofixyourtech9945 Год назад
@@JC-lu4se what do you mean?
@michaelr.7805
@michaelr.7805 Год назад
@@howtofixyourtech9945 Parochial: 1.relating to a Church parish. "the parochial church council" 2.having a limited or narrow outlook or scope. "parochial attitudes" You can thus deduct the parochail Tassie culture is either fundamentally Christian traditional/orthodox, and/or fundamentally narrow minded and not open to change/other cultures, as per definition above.
@howtofixyourtech9945
@howtofixyourtech9945 Год назад
@@michaelr.7805 yeah I searched it up but everyone I know isn’t anything like that. It’s completely fine down here. Just way too cold 3 quarters of the year.
@GraceMarieBarry
@GraceMarieBarry Год назад
Moved to Melbourne, got a puffer 👍
@MrAljosav
@MrAljosav Год назад
At 1:10 - when you asked what else has been missing since 1966, I thought of Harold Holt... but that was 1967 🤣
@tamaravanhees1749
@tamaravanhees1749 Год назад
As a Victorian I find this hilarious 😂
@freddledgruntbuggly9408
@freddledgruntbuggly9408 Год назад
Puffer jacket got me
@zchettaz
@zchettaz Год назад
Best cure for a hangover is watermelon - you can thank this melbournian tomorrow morning.
Год назад
Learning funny bits about Australia from Germany… I just *love* the Internet. :D (Been here since the late 80s… not RU-vid-here, of course, that one didn't exist yet :D)
@dawnmichelle4403
@dawnmichelle4403 Год назад
If you like Melbourne, sounds like you'd love Seattle! 😄
@ariadnepyanfar1048
@ariadnepyanfar1048 Год назад
I have been North West Pacific Curious for a long time.
@djizzah
@djizzah Год назад
seattle is the worlds capitol of dreary weather
@khogg3581
@khogg3581 9 месяцев назад
Ha! I’m a Seattleite, and I was thinking a lot of this hilarious bit sounds familiar.😂
@avivabillington5514
@avivabillington5514 Год назад
❤ it!! 100% well said all round 😂 I',be known so many Victorians & joke as so few of them don't do I dub them "chronic weather whinges'
@shelleylewis9488
@shelleylewis9488 Год назад
I live in Geelong, almost choked on my snacks when I heard our mention 😂
@mariondehennin6274
@mariondehennin6274 Год назад
Brilliant Poor St. Kilda 😢
@gbsailing9436
@gbsailing9436 Год назад
Poor Melbourne!
@R___________________
@R___________________ Год назад
I thought them complaining about the weather was like an exaggerated internet/tv joke thing. Went there for the first time, not long back. Turns out they appear to complain even when the weather is really, really nice for some strange reason. At least that was my experience of melbourne randoms
@DoubleDummy
@DoubleDummy Год назад
It's cos we know that the good weather is not going to last long. If you don't like the weather, just wait 10 minutes.....
@Snoop_Dugg
@Snoop_Dugg Год назад
Coz it changes so fast
@byroboy
@byroboy Год назад
Hey! I resemble that remark! Got it in one.
@Sim.Crawford
@Sim.Crawford Год назад
Hey, ah damn, thats unnervingly accurate, can't believe Revs got a mention.
@amyfoodietraveler2187
@amyfoodietraveler2187 Год назад
After living in Melbourne for almost 4 years it’s become my second home, so this made me laugh so much as I deff became a melbournian
@racketman2u
@racketman2u Год назад
He called Melbourne traffic horrific, obvs. not from Sydney. In fact Sydney doesn't have traffic, just long thin carparks.
@SaulKopfenjager
@SaulKopfenjager Год назад
I thought he was going to mention PUNT Road, aka something starting with 'C'!
@nonhandle400
@nonhandle400 Год назад
I live in Geelong now. But Melb most of my life. This just makes me super proud to have lived there. 100% correct 100% proud 100% friggin awesome. The way life should be lived. I still use Aesop hahahahahahahahaha. And I'm broke which makes it even dumber. Lol still proud. On ya Jimmy
@racketman2u
@racketman2u Год назад
So Geelong isn't a suburb of Melbourne?
@Yogayin
@Yogayin Год назад
🤣
@duffgirl216
@duffgirl216 Год назад
Hilarious! 😂 will this be a new skit where you do one for each major city?
@alfiemillersharp
@alfiemillersharp Год назад
I sure hope so
@Dessert_x_Tat
@Dessert_x_Tat Год назад
Spot on! Thank you Jimmy. :) Can not wait for the next one ... and hopefully, Perth will be there too. 🤞
@RadicalValkyrie
@RadicalValkyrie Год назад
The Melbourne accent. I developed that one. 😄 I sound like a snobby wanker on voice recordings, but it doesn't match how I write comments on social media. 🤣
@vocalpro
@vocalpro Год назад
That was brilliant!!!
@MaryMirtschin
@MaryMirtschin Год назад
So right!
@santachickens
@santachickens Год назад
Had to bring up St Kilda 😢
@muratturan7747
@muratturan7747 Год назад
I just realised I'm a Melbourne sheep🤣
@starartemis
@starartemis Год назад
As an ex-Melbournian I strongly approve this
@thedrunkenelf
@thedrunkenelf Год назад
I’m going to Melbourne to see Stray Kids, I better study up haha
@keiranfretwell2609
@keiranfretwell2609 Год назад
100% accurate
@jessehalper
@jessehalper Год назад
As a Queensland er I have a sister who will walk past her favourite Lygon st Cafe if the wrong barista is on duty.
@jenniferrobertson7303
@jenniferrobertson7303 Год назад
OMG,how true.🤣🤣🤣
@fauzirahman3285
@fauzirahman3285 Год назад
LOL is this a south of the Yarra thing?
@piki_starz1287
@piki_starz1287 Год назад
You forgot the pests of Melbourne, eshays bruh lol. Lol oat milk then end orders drink with oat milk lol. Jimmy this is best.
@FionaEm
@FionaEm Год назад
Aesop hand soap 🤣🤣
@PDADIE
@PDADIE Год назад
My childhood Legend
@nzshauna3680
@nzshauna3680 Год назад
As an Aucklander, I love this.😂
@aussieatheist960
@aussieatheist960 Год назад
Melbourne had a summer in 1966?? I don't believe it!!
@morningwalk1187
@morningwalk1187 Год назад
So Gooood! 😂
@lindalee-brown5539
@lindalee-brown5539 Год назад
😅 brilliant
@jacaviation
@jacaviation Год назад
Everything is pretty much true😂😂😂😅
@kenphillips3282
@kenphillips3282 Год назад
Very funny, however Sydney does get a shitload more rain than us in Melbourne… just sayin’ 😂
@rogerstaley1346
@rogerstaley1346 Год назад
Why have rain at all? Move to Perth.
@Mick_Aub
@Mick_Aub Год назад
Coming to Melbourne, I’m just glad it’s not Perth. It’s either dry and hot or dry and cold there. I love Melbourne weather in comparison.
@whya2ndaccount
@whya2ndaccount Год назад
Spent the best part of three years there with Defence for Fires, Storms, COVID, Floods and I'd never been there before - in my experience absolutely spot on!
@vickiwhittaker6447
@vickiwhittaker6447 Год назад
😂😅 love it!
@sod371981
@sod371981 Год назад
U’ll be sure I’ll bring a puffer jacket next time I’m in Melbourne 😂😂😂
@PDADIE
@PDADIE Год назад
Love this 😂❤️👍
@bishkahunter7197
@bishkahunter7197 Год назад
Hahaha….I’ve just moved from Melbourne to Queensland………………this is funny
@Skatted
@Skatted Год назад
Bad move
@Yogayin
@Yogayin Год назад
Welcome! we did it a year ago. Only wish we'd done it a decade ago.
@MethosReborn5930
@MethosReborn5930 Год назад
Lololol excellent - do more 🙂
@jdeelp
@jdeelp Год назад
😂😂😂 Gotta love being a Melbournian 😂😂😂
@Yogayin
@Yogayin Год назад
🤣
@minkapinka12
@minkapinka12 Год назад
The Yarra is known as Birrawong Marr.
@JC-lu4se
@JC-lu4se Год назад
No. It’s the “Yarra”.
@AC_Productions503
@AC_Productions503 Год назад
Brilliant once again😊
@annaligrigoriu2834
@annaligrigoriu2834 Год назад
Facts that’s it just facts😊
@christinaharris842
@christinaharris842 Год назад
I love the hairdoo Jimmy, and it suits you!
@jacquelenew8440
@jacquelenew8440 Год назад
As a New south welshman I’ve enjoyed many a wine in Melbourne. They are way more patient than we are. I love Melbourne🎉❤
@balung
@balung Год назад
As a Territorian, I approve this message.
@JamesDavy2009
@JamesDavy2009 Год назад
🍺🍺🍺
@Screddy_Henks
@Screddy_Henks Год назад
I love this!
@meyouandmore9639
@meyouandmore9639 Год назад
I’m Tasmanian 😂
@kevkevgun
@kevkevgun Год назад
Geelong!!!... nah that's fair
@vampyresgraveyard3307
@vampyresgraveyard3307 Год назад
Meanwhile in geelong: furphy ale's for everyone.
@78macka
@78macka 11 месяцев назад
I love this video Jimmy couldn’t be a more accurate representation of Melbourne we certainly are a strange city
@andyturbo
@andyturbo Год назад
Revs hahaaha
@iffy_too4289
@iffy_too4289 Год назад
Wow, Melbourne hasn't really changed in 20 years has it.
@ykook7000
@ykook7000 Год назад
It's Melburnian people! Without the O
@babyishgamer7939
@babyishgamer7939 6 месяцев назад
As a Melbournian I love "it's an iconic building, Luna Park"
@bellarodriquez66
@bellarodriquez66 9 месяцев назад
At birth every melbournian is put in the ballot for their MCC membership, most relatable thing I’ve heard this year
@ldhare1974
@ldhare1974 Год назад
Geelong 😂yep, what a hole👍
@LoneWolf-sh1ph
@LoneWolf-sh1ph Год назад
😂😂 that was a good one! Thank god I'm not a melbournian. I was waiting for you to pull a kitchen sink out of your bag!! 👍
@gbsailing9436
@gbsailing9436 Год назад
I'm with you kid!
@Yogayin
@Yogayin Год назад
It's such a relief when you move out of Melbourne.
@JC-lu4se
@JC-lu4se Год назад
@@Yogayin It’s only when you visit Melbourne do you realise 80% of this video is true.
@robman2095
@robman2095 Год назад
It is true about criticising Sydney. You cannot put up a video about Sydney without a Melburnian saying Melbourne is better. Sydney people don't even bother on Melbourne vids.
@loganmeridius5104
@loganmeridius5104 Год назад
This is true. the only person that has digs at melbourne is the NSW premier he cant stand that victoria is better
@jhfearon1052
@jhfearon1052 Год назад
Nah… as a Melburnian I’ve lived in both cities and truly love both cities. Any Melburnian who criticizes Sydney, or vice versa, is a loser. But honestly, I have never heard this myself. I think this rivalry is an urban myth. Anyway, viva la difference! Long live both cities!
@RedPanda555
@RedPanda555 Год назад
There’s nothing more annoying than a sanctimonious protester! And Melbourne is full of them 😂
@YeahIDontKn0wEither
@YeahIDontKn0wEither 3 месяца назад
As Geelong guy, the prison joke got me good. If I didn't live in a 10km radius of Corio, I'd sleep peacefully at night without hoons dragging on a straight road near my house.
@cathyjoy9214
@cathyjoy9214 Год назад
OMG, the ponytail at the end 🤣🤣
@kathleenjohnson2166
@kathleenjohnson2166 Год назад
Classic!
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