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Of course Jesus is white, why wouldn't he be? They literally made the villains middle Eastern but everyone else is white which is extra insult to injury.
I mean it's the exact logic the catholic church had when they erased all Jewish/Middle Eastern depictions of Jesus and turned him white in all their art.
My favourite thing is when Nick says something clearly spontaneously, and then reacts to their own comments with the same mixture of shock and laughter as I do
These filmmakers were seriously like "I know the gospel is the greatest story ever told or whatever, but is there a way we can do that, but also work in like, a fuckton of guns?"
@@KatherineAcosta20sure, if youre into generalizing ppl, & acting like they’re the only ones with guns lol. cute western ideology. & if you are generalizing, then no. Thats white ppl, as always. White republican “christians”, that is. & they arent real christians, so
Not Heidi’s character saying “God is going to do something really miraculous through you,” and then the entire family being murdered in a car crash immediately after 😂💀
Did you ever see a miniseries where there is a really complicated hunt for a secret object involving medieval clocks, Albert Einstein, a hindu mystic, assassins sent by the Vatican, and Nazi submarines which leads to them getting there hands on the object which turns out to be DUN DUN DUN! - dead insects and some nails in a box, which turns out to be DUN DUN DUN!!! the remains of the "True Cross" which had the blood of Christ on it, which got ingested by the insects, which turns out the mad scientists can harvest the dna of Jesus from the blood in the guts of the insects and DUN DUN DUN!!! CLONE JESUS. When the bad guy's plan was revealed I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
Hello! Teacher of the Deaf here!!! Been teaching Deaf students for 5 years and fluent in ASL. About the sign language part- She did finger spell “Ram” correctly. It was rough but correct. But it’s hard to see any of the other signs she’s using. Knowing what it should look like, I have a feeling there’s a reason they panned the camera and framed the shot like they did. Because she definitely looks like she’s marking her way through. It does seem like she did the sign for “time” at one point too which is tapping your wrist like a watch (whether that was intentional or not, I don’t know). But the rest doesn’t look right, even out of frame, because I know what the signs should look like. And she seems to have the wrong location and palm orientation for all the signs she should be using to convey the thought that she was narrating to us. It’s hard to explain without showing y’all physically with my hands but.. for example, her fists are closed for a lot of the signs she’s doing after we hear her narrate what she’s supposedly signing in ASL. But none of the signs she would have been using would have been closed fisted. Toward the end when she has her closed fist and is spinning it, could even be the sign for “year” which wouldn’t need to be used to sign what she narrated. ASL has its own grammatical structure that is different than English. And there is something called “glossing” that some people do to help them change their English thoughts into proper ASL structure. Basically they write out exactly what they would sign using English words to convey the concepts, but use ASL structure. I won’t get too much into proper ASL grammar in this one comment though because it’s a literally a whole language so it’s a lot. But to correctly convey “….Ram’s time machine to go back in time and kill Jesus.” I would sign “Ram, time machine, his, back up/backward, long time ago, do-do kill Jesus.” And none of those signs involve the movements I could half see her doing. Especially in the 2nd part. My professional opinion- home girl had no idea what she was doing. And they definitely didn’t seek input from Deaf people on that scene (which they should have if they felt the need to include it). They should have just had her write on a piece of paper and hold it up to the security camera.
I'm the son of a deaf mom and sadly am not nearly as well-versed in ASL as I should be, but I will add credence to your comment here. Especially the "time" sign as many words in ASL are pretty straightforward, often a pantomime of the action or idea. I rewatched what Nick showed a couple times and I couldn't derive any useful meaning from it and I'm sure my mom would say the same. On the plus side, you've inspired me to look for proper classes on ASL near me because I still live with my parents and would really like to talk to my mom more easily.
I've watched this a few times and all I saw was well was "Ram" and the possible sign for year. I was trying to see if any of her.. hand spasms could be Jesus, since you think they would stress that one. Heck, I remember learning the sign for Jesus in VBS lol.
@@chaossmith3864 Right?! Every time religious nuts try to tell me I won’t be getting into heaven, I’m always thinking, “wait… so you and all your intolerable friends are gonna be in heaven, meaning I’d have to spend all of eternity with you freaks?! 😳 Yeah, I’m headin’ south when the time comes!”
I am fluent in ASL. She did some bad finger spelling right at the start and then they cut away so many times it was hard to see and then completely cut her hands out. Something we see a lot in sign language users in movies these days. Lots of cuts back and forth before the ASL utterance is even finished. Oy.
I don't know ASL and even I could see a bit of finger spelling followed by what seemed to be charades. If I was the director of this film I'd have got her to sign "Easter egg" somewhere in there as a joke.
@@Sunny.SideUp The first shot of her finger-spelling she's spelling the name Ram which lines up with what "past" her is interpreting her as saying. It cuts to seeing the security footage and it looks like she is doing the signs "go/going," what looks like "used" (I could be wrong on that one, but if it is -she's doing that sign wrong) ,and then "that". The second time it pulls out to the security camera feed she signs idk what, then fingerspells Ahmed. LIke @Sarah Pineo The close ups put her hands out of frame, so it's impossible to see what she's signing- almost certainly that's intentional- they don't want to make it too obvious they just googled a bunch of signs and threw them in there, and/or that the interpreting isn't matching with the shots
@@Sunny.SideUp yeah she spelled the guy’s name. (I can’t remember it now) and then it was hard to see because of jump cuts but there were a couple of actual signs in there but from what I saw I wouldn’t be able to understand it.
About the bread: ancient bread was LOADED with ingredients and nutrition. Oats, honey, nuts, you name it. Not as light and fluffy as our modern bread, but delicious.
I really wanna try some bread from “olden times”. Like there’s this shot in the Anima+ manga where they have just a slice of bread and a glob of cheese, it looks so delicious but with white bread and American cheese… ew
I'm amazed and impressed you were able to keep the chaos organized enough to make this video. I wanna know what church funded this movie so we can start taxing them.
Queen Elizabeth, your therapist, and I are enjoying this clip breakdown together! Lizzy fell asleep pretty quickly, but your therapist and I are having a great time!
Introducing time travel that allows the possibility of alternate timelines in which deaths can be undone asks a lot of questions about the soul that this movie does not answer.
I literally gasped and shouted (in my empty apartment) "CHRISTIAN TIME TRAVEL MOVIE!?" when I saw this video title. What could be dumber. I'm so excited to watch.
I took four years of ASL in high school- it looks like she's fingerspelling, though it's hard to tell what signs she's using (or not using) because of the way the shot is framed. Why would they crop it like that if the audience can't see her hands if they weren't trying to hide that she has no idea what she's doing? Some ASL signs just look like dances out of context though...my ASL teacher used to put on shows where we sign along to a song and incorporate the signs into our dancing. It was really fun! Edit: Rewatching the video and I notice she's wearing earrings and a cross necklace. You aren't really supposed to wear jewelry while interpreting because it's distracting from the main focuses, your hands and facial expressions. What was the point of her signing anyway? Just in case a Deaf person happens to come across the security footage? To obscure what she's trying to say from hearing people who have zero knowledge of ASL?
I'm hard of hearing (HoH) and have auditory processing disorder related to my ADHD. Native English speaker but have been teaching myself ASL for ~5 years now. More than once I have seen someone out in public signing a song, only to get closer and realize they're doing a TikTok dance.
Also yeah, the cuts and the framing make it impossible to see what she is signing. It's like Planet of the Apes when characters respond to something signed to them when they weren't looking. You don't perceive sign language with your ears, hearing filmmakers.
Yep I sign ASL too(in the process of becoming an RID) and the only thing I could make out was her potentially finger spelling “RAM” but it seems to be all for show… As is any connection with minority or oppressed groups in these Christian films 🙃 On that note, can we talk about how Hollywood loves to misrepresent anyone who isn’t cishet and white in order to move the plot along?
The opener of this movie reminds me of the moderate seatbelt panic in the 90's when there were a few stories about people getting trapped in their cars by faulty seatbelts. My aunt didn't wear a seatbelt for years and was in 2 brain damaging car accidents because she was so anxious about those seatbelt stories. She was thrown from her vehicle and was in a coma both times. The 2nd time she forgot that 9/11 happened because she had her serious car accident less than a week later.
Yeah, there was definitely some of that when I was growing up. Everybody knew someone's brother's cousin's friend from 4th grade who got trapped by a seat belt and drowned or whatever. Very urban legendy. Also keep in mind that some states didn't have seat belt laws until the 80's, so particularly for older generations they were some newfangled nonsense. My dad told me about riding in the front seat of my grandpa's car, no belt, no restraint, with a metal dashboard, and my Grampa holding a cigar in one hand and a bottle of scotch in the other. And that was, like, normal at the time.
I remember playing the Sims 3 and I made a character who looked just like me and had my name and everything and throughout the game I watched her grow old and die. I felt a deep discomfort and had to stop playing. Seeing myself die in a game was off putting. I could only imagine the type of existential horror that would be seeing myself die in real life. They really glossed over that.
@@wminal unrelated to discovering your mortality via video games, BUT I just discovered that there is a recent remake of Oregon trail!! I just played it for the first time today and was impressed!
See this is why I only recreate extreme or comical versions of my personal self in a video game instead of a one-to-one replica cuz I couldn't fathom the horrible stuff that could happen to my avatar in a game especially if it is a violent one lol
I remember making my entire family first when I got The Sims 3 in high school and I moved us into a starter home in Sunset Valley that couldn't fit all of us and I tried to renovate the house but it was my first time playing the game so I didn't know how. I ended up playing a preset household after that lol
That is a very white-looking Jesus, and this has to be the more convoluted time travel movie out there. Also tomatoes come from Mexico, which wasn't conquered until the 15th century or so
Every ethnic group represented was a caricature and none of the middle eastern terrorists were middle eastern from what I could tell. I recall googling the main guy with the dead parents and he was definitely Latino. I don't blame any middle eastern people for passing on this project though.
Idk if it was just how funny you are, or if it was the sound of demons being exsized out of me due to watching this oh so holy content, but my laughing was almost just as ridiculous as yours when you said "separation of church and steak". I figured out why I love your videos so much. I feel like so many people who are trying to be funny are extremely predictable. I can tell what the joke is going to be before they even start their sentence. YOU on the other hand are never predictable. I have had to make sure not to drink anything while watching your videos after twice I have had to scrub monster coffee energy drink off of my phone. Literally, actually spit take.
i totally agree, i think he's one of the funniest youtubers i watch bc of this. his humor style reminds me quite a lot of ro ramdin (another commentary youtuber but they cover mostly much darker topics than movies)
the fact that they did enough research to know that jesus is a muslim prophet but not enough to find out that they don’t believe in the resurrection, thus negating the entire plot.
To be fair muslims often do believe in the ascent of jesus instead and it isnt just that Jesus is a prophet for their, but he is the final prophet before muhammed and is prophesized to do many of the same things he is in christianity in the end times. Mary/miryam as well gets a much more focus in Islam too with a whole surah dedicated and named for her.
I spent your whole video expecting something like Ram basically becoming Jesus and replacing the dead one to save the continuum but realized that was a way better plot device than Pureflix could comprehend...
Ok wait on ram resurrecting from the dead: step 1) he becomes Jesus, step 2) he dies crucified, step 3) ram from another timeline goes to 33 AD again and people think he’s the ram that died
So I do think that there is someone out there that could do something interesting with the premise they attempt to build here, but I don't understand why every alleged Christian forgets that dying was the important part of Jesus's story. It didn't have to be a crucifixion. He just had to be sacrificed so arguably future assassins murdering him wouldn't stop the resurrection or stop the people who witness that from going forth and sharing his message.
This is what I was just saying (out loud, to nobody 'cause I'm watching it by myself). He was killed by soldiers (of sorts), he can still be resurrected. Wouldn't they have been better off killing Mary? Also, how did the time machine know where to send them? Did they put "33AD, a few days before Jesus died" as the time co ordinates and "The favourite hang-out spot of Jesus and his mates" as the place?? There are so many plot holes even if you believe everything in the Bible is actual history.
Pretty sure public execution is an important factor in the story though. The story makes a better narrative if he is persecuted by the authorities than if he dies anonymously in a dark secluded place.
@@garnetavi I agree in theory but (and I’m thinking way too deep into this) but just based on my own knowledge of biblical stories, I feel like even if Jesus was assassinated alone in a dark secluded place like you said, the news of his disappearance would have spread quickly considering his disciples and followers would be asking questions. Chances are the king/emperor, a high up Roman Jewish official or a random individual would have probably taken responsibility for it in order to get a pay out and praise. Especially if his body was found or there was evidence of his death. (Again I’m totally over thinking this) in this scenario, his death and resurrection story would potentially go more like: he’s assassinated by a time traveler, considering he was being put on trial soon his disappearance would cause some controversy and people would probably be looking for him for a “bounty” from the Romans. someone finds his body and they or someone else decides to claim responsibility for his death. His body is placed in the tomb same as the OG resurrection, and then a couple days later he pops out and his return outs the individual who claimed to kill him as a liar. Said individual is then executed or put on trial. Jesus forgives them as they die and teaches his followers about repentance (bc without his crucifixion occurring the whole dying for our sins/repentance/forgiveness teachings had yet to be mentioned). Then he does the thing where he takes the disciples to the mount of olives or whatever the place was and ascends to heaven.
"Now a young man followed him wearing nothing but a linen cloth about his body. They seized him, but he left the cloth behind and ran off naked." Mark 14: 51-52. So, Ram is supposed to be the mysterious young man from the Gospel of Mark. That's actually pretty clever. I was wondering why they would have Ram run around with barely any clothes on (besides fanservice, but that's pretty rare for a Christian movie. Nice abs btw, Ram). Also, there is a mention of a man named Simon carrying the cross the rest of the way after Jesus couldn't manage any further. Clever little details in a movie that doesn't really understand theology or history lol Edit: Okay, they ruin it by bringing it up at the end of the movie Edit 2: I love that the Antichrist is literally just referred to as the Antichrist at the end. He apparently just shows up one day and says "I'm the Antichrist" and people are just like "Cool, let's do this Apocalypse thing".
It was so out of left field, like he's taking his shirt off, alright is he gonna try and make a tourniquet? No, there go his pants, what in the Hell is he doing?! Is he trying to passionately hug her one last time? Instead it's a ham-fisted set-up to a reference they're going to make later... okay... so now they're going for the 'predestination' angle? Or maybe that was all the backstory for this timeline that we live in, the 'Biff gets rich' timeline where everything sucks, and 'hoverboards' look like castrated segways. The Berenstain timeline, the rando nakey guy timeline.
Wow. I got the whole Simon carrying the cross thing and the two assassins being the crucified thieves thing, but I totally missed the "guy who almost got caught and ran off naked" thing. Which is odd because it's an especially WTF moment in the Bible that should stick out like a sore thumb. It's so weird when this astoundingly stupid movie is actually _almost_ clever.
I watched this movie like seven times, and I’ll never understand it fully but I do know that the exam Ram is taking at the beginning of the movie is part of a job interview, not a final exam for college, that’s why he doesn’t know Amy. Also, this really cheered me up, love you!
Did you watch this seven times bc that's how many watches it takes to figure out this convoluted plot, or do you just like the movie? (No judgment-I like the movie Glitter so I'm in no position to judge anyone 😂)
Ooh, plot idea: The director/writer of this film is shocked to find himself sentenced to death for heresy when he proudly attempts to present his film to Cotton Mather. Like, seriously, I feel like everybody *but* the 2000s-era Trumpagelicals who watch Pureflix would find this movie heretical and theologically offensive on *multiple* fronts.
ASL Interpreter here. She did some finger spelling that was so bad I couldn’t understand it, then they cut away, then when they went back she might’ve signed the verb “sign”. But she did it so awkwardly that I’m not sure if that’s what she was doing or if she was just moving her hands randomly. I have noticed that tv shows, for some reason, love using the ASL word “sign”. Maybe because it’s simple, but uses both hands? It’s simplicity is deceptive, though. A person that knows ASL can easily identify someone that’s at least comfortable using sign language versus someone that was taught one or two signs the day of the shoot. And if they’re claiming to be proficient or fluent in ASL, the latter is painful to watch. It would be like if a character in a movie claimed to be fluent in Spanish, but only said “Hola, como estas?” and said it with the most American accent you’ve ever heard. Pronouncing the ‘h’ in “hola”, saying “estas” more like “ess-tuss”. It would be like nails on a chalkboard, right? That’s how this I’m-just-using-the-2-signs-I-remember-from-elementary-school-when-the-character-is-supposed-to-be-fluent trope is.
Yeah, I understood the fingerspelling, and I think she signed "time" and maybe "year" during that one close-up and that's all I could get from it. FWIW, she didn't bounce her hand THAT much (I mean, she definitely did, but I've seen worse) while fingerspelling. Far from smooth, though, and she like twisted her hand towards herself on the "M". Also I think maybe she was trying to sign "GO-TO", but just pointed to her right with one hand so it looks more like "that" or "he/she/it"? Or she just started miming nonsense and hoped it looked like ASL ~shrug~
My dormant Catholic was coming out seeing all these time travelers turning out to be the people from the Stations of the Cross/Crucifixion. Simon of Cyrene carried the cross. Two thieves were on either side of Christ. How does it feel both clever and too formulaic? Thanks for watching this for all of us.
My three year old just clicked on the sticker of you in the pink Sunny’s with the pigtails and said “mama, beautiful!” And is now also wearing pink Sunny’s and pig tails so, add fashion influencer to your resume 😂
So, they do mention that Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam, but apparently didn't know that Muslims believe that Jesus wasn't crucified because God protected him from death. So, the Muslims are going back in time to 1) prevent something they don't believe happened and 2) killing one their religion's most important prophets who is under special protection from God.
"How do you like your steak?" Is one of those rookie screenwriter moments that they put in because it works when Nathan Fillion does it for Joss Whedon.
actually all the deleted scenes from the bible were released in a compilation for hardcore superfans only. its called the book of mormon.. theres a rumored directors cut with the working title "dead sea scrolls"
She definitely fingerspells "Ram" which would make sense (all names are finger spelled unless the person has been given a sign as a name) and she technically signs "time" although it's messy. She bounces when fingerspelling which is an obvious indicator of someone at least new to sign. You should keep your hand steady or move to the side fluidly but never bounce. It's really hard to read that. I'm thinking she learned "Ram" and "time machine" and just hoped for the best. The absolute worst part about it is her facial expressions and body movement. A common misconception is that sign language is all in the literal hand signs, but the grammar and a lot of meaning are in the rest of the body, especially the face which is kind of funny because they framed out her hands since she didn't know what she was doing, but her face also makes that super clear. For a basic example, raising eyebrows to ask yes or no questions because ASL is not just signed English (as in not one sign per one word, it's actually its own language). Think "do you want to go get dinner?" you would not sign "do" and obviously there is not vocal inflection to imply a question mark, so you would sign "you want go get dinner" with eyebrows raised. It's surprising just how important things like this are. Also, fun fact: the sign for "Jesus" is pointing to the center of each hand with the middle finger of your other hand (right middle finger to center of left hand, then left middle finger to center of right hand) because he had holes in his hand from be crucified. That sign has always seemed WILD to me
I feel like someone watched/read Timeline by Michael Crichton and wrote a Christian alternative universe fanfic about it… The movie even features the real Gerard Butler as one of the main characters.
Hey Nick, I want to thank you for uploading today. I'm currently sectioned in a UK hospital and waking up to the notification you'd posted a new video gave me a bit of a lift and the video is as hilarious as ever. The way your brain makes up jokes is brilliant and you never fail to cheer me up so thank you. I hope you know how much of a positive effect you have for people through your videos because I know I'm not the only one who finds them helpful and a great distraction from our head/situations.
Accidentally discovering time travel while trying to teleport, might actually be one of the less crazy plot points in all this. You know how space and time are kind of interconnected in a unified structure? Maybe that's where they got the idea.
For some reason, this triggered a vague memory I had about a movie we watched in school where a bunch of kids time travel to different points in Martin Luther King Jr.'s life and try to save him from being assassinated but apparently without him civil rights never progress so they have to send him back to die. A very different movie but one that's lived in the back of my head for years
I've been struggling with media a lot as a woman recently. The content is so sexist and creepy and difficult in most things. These reviews are so comforting because I can watch the "movie" and have someone else say what I'm thinking about how bleh it all is. 💜💜💜💪
This movie is ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous! I couldn’t stop laughing at the sheer idea of all these modern people running around in biblical times shooting each other! Just goofy!
How on earth did you put this together?! I'm not sure if it's my ADHD or what but despite your clear storytelling I have literally ZERO idea wtf I just watched lol. Watched twice for your commentary, though! 🤷🏼♀️
Just a side note, you look great! You always look good but i swear in this video your features are popping, you look all fresh faced, and you just have a extra sparkle in your eye. Whatever you're doing keep doing it! ♥️
I’ve been watching Nick for about three years now. I love the quality of the content and how much I learn. It’s been a joy seeing how their editing and jokes have improved over time. Love your work Nick ❤️
Missed opportunity to create a time clone of jesus as backup. Imagine a Jesus who gets to live without the burden of dying in the modern age? Christian films really choose the worst blasphemous story decisions dont they?
yeah, lol. I can't believe nick didn't read his bible before filming this! I actually thought that part was kind of cool and weirdly sacrilegious for a christian film, implying that jesus followed the path that he did not because of god's will, but because of some time traveler.
Nick if there is a movie you want to watch during pride month it's "The politician" not only dose it edgy you by almost calling you the f slur and have people who look like there car note is due playing high-school kids but hey there some bi visiblelty so I guess there not being erased anymore? But of course when you have bi visiblelty then obviously your hiding your weak points in your movie ok finr I'm kidding but when you add some grade a gaslighting absolutely absurd leaps in reality and a down right refreshing taste of misogyny that's down right fun for the whole family and I'm sure for the common folk can't resist queen history in the making🙂
Rapture, time travel, I need more holy twists on action movies. Can we get a high stakes theft/ recovery of a holy relic? Indiana Jones but make it ~gospel~
There’s a Schwarzenegger movie called End of Days that’s kind of like that. Edit: Devil’s Advocate is another great one. Edit 2: There’s an even worse one with Dolph Lundgren called the Minion! Why the hell is this a whole genre?!?🤣
Jesus dying it like...the whole point of Christianity, it doesn't matter where he dies he just has to. Why must Christians be so bad at Christianity? 😕
as somebody who uses ASL on the daily . . . it's trashy. she starts fingerspelling "RAM-" when the camera cuts. you can BARELY tell that she's trying to sign "time machine" before she flails again. the "rolling river" motion you pointed out is an outdated sign for machine. we can't see the rest because of the camera angle, but "going back in time to kill Jesus" should only be like. a handful of signs. definitely not that much flailing.
I'm pretty sure the common belief held amongst Muslims is that Jesus ascended to heaven and was never actually killed, and that some other guy was crucified instead.
Nick, I am so thankful for you. If your sense of humor wasn't included in this video, I would've watched this dumpster fire of a movie myself then died of blunt trauma from bashing my head against the wall.
Watching this while taking a much needed break from prepping for a job interview. Also, as a Muslim, I just found this whole thing amusing to watch. 🤣🤣 The ridiculousness.
So I’ve taken 3 years of ASL, and from what I could tell, she fingerspelled “Ram” correctly, but I don’t think she made it possessive, then she said “time”, I don’t think she said “machine”, then I’m not sure what she’s doing afterwards. So…maybe a bit of signing correctly (although without clear grammar)? And she said “Ram’s time [machine]” first, so she wasn’t just signing in English word order, so there’s that. Like, didn’t look great, and it wasn’t clear because of how it was shot, but like not terrible? At least she didn’t bounce her hand excessively while fingerspelling, that’s something a lot of people have a problem with at first (most double letters are bounced, but you shouldn’t bounce your hand otherwise).She kinda twists her hand weirdly while doing it, though. Like halfway between bouncing and twisting, which looks really weird. Like, I could understand it, but also she just fingerspelled a 3 letter name so it's not gonna be that hard to understand. But yeah we also didn't see enough to see a whole sentence even, and it only seemed to partially match what she interpreted it as.
Oh, and the “Rollin’ on the River” thing is the sign for “year(s)”, I think, but it’s hard to tell if she’s actually doing it right/saying that with how it’s shot. Given it’s a time travel movie, though, I’m assuming that’s what she was saying
If shooting Jesus could prevent him from resurrecting and completely unravel all of Christianity, didn't they prove that the resurrection/Christianity is all a scam?
Even if Christianity hadn't taken off, I'm sure somebody somewhere would have come up with another slightly different racist/patriarchal religion that they could use to justify their awful behavior.