High School Musical Is A Pretty Weird Movie 

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Can skillshare even teach me how to fake right and go left?

Are we gonna mention that sharpay and ryan were 100% deserving of the leads having years of theater experience, while all that troy and gabriella could do was stand still and stare into each other’s eyes

Nobody: Ryan (gayly and whitely): "arrrrrrrriba!"

Troy uses “fake right, break left” as much as Harry Potter uses “Expelliarmus”

Troy: "dad Have you ever thought about not playing basketball?" dad: "do you mean playing more basketball?"

Basketball dad: He’s about to say his first words! Troy: F-f- faking right, break left Basketball dad: My boy

“Appears on her balcony like a serial killer.” Funny because Zac Efron played Ted Bundy

East High: Wild Cats West High: Mild Cats

I can't believe you said "zip zap zop" is the weirdest lyric when "flop like a mop" is the next sentence

“A victory for Gabriella, and a crushing loss for the laws of physics.” I’m laughing... On the inside

“Young adult party” was usually meant to get 5 to 20 year olds out of the room to make room for the adults booze party. So basically free childcare.

Are we gona ignore the fact that Jarvis like.. an AMAZING singing voice?!?!

"Evaporate, tall person!" Incredible.

"Who is just a basketball that has assumed human form." I'm cackling.

To be fair, I’d watch the hell out of “the secondary school symphony”

you call it a "comical theatre accent" but my drama teacher talks EXACTLY like this I swear

Chad: aggressively hetero Ryan: dance? Chad: no. *Chad and Ryan dance and mysteriously have switched clothes*

I lose my shit every time the dad says "What the heck are those kids doing in a tree!" The way he says each word is so off, but funny.

Zach Efron was my first celebrity crush. Years later, when my childhood crush turned to adult neutral indifference, I had a dream that he rejected me and I woke up from SOBBING. That's the true HSM legacy.

I played Coach Bolton in a middle school production of this show. A few memories: 1. They gave me a whistle. Which was a mistake. God I loved that whistle. No one else loved it, but I did. 2. In the last scene, I had to hug the actor who played Troy... who was about half my height 3. The actor who played Troy kept calling me "daddy" during rehearsals 4. The actors who played Sharpay and Ryan were, respectively, one of the nicest, quietest girls I've ever met and a tiny adorable sixth grader. Those two... well, they tried. 5. My name was misspelled in the program. Not my real name, that was spelled fine. But my character was listed as "Couch Bolton." Couch. With a u. EDIT 6. The kid who played Chad got suspended so he was replaced last minute with Troy's younger sister, and Chad was quickly rewritten as Chloe and her relationship with Taylor was written out.

His mom died in car crash. She faked left and then broke the car

“Gabriella is too smart, and too beautiful. It’s a real struggle for a character.” Well yeah, ever watched My Story Animated?

Calling Coach Bolton a “basketball that’s assumed human form” is... easily the best way Bart Johnson has ever been described.

Ok ryan is actually the greatest character in the entire movie and I need to see more of him

Gabriela: Too smart AND too beautiful My Story Animations: That just gave me an idea!

corbin bleu actually designed those shirts himself im not joking i read it in TIGER BEAT

They Actually Animated My Story: “I’m too smart and too pretty and it’s bad. ☹️” 😂

Zack effron looked 16 for like 5 years and then suddenly he’s like 32

*Chad:* I hate musicals! *Also Chad:* Do you know Michael Crawford from Phantom of the Opera?

Suite life of Zach and Cody did an episode where they did high school musical. It was one of my favourite episodes just because if this recurring joke: Maddie: "someone told me I look like the girl that played Sharpay" Someone else: "eh, I dont see it.."

1:11 “ I was 14 when the movie came out” Me: ah cool my age “Which by all accounts is too old to still be watching the Disney channel! Me: ):

“what the heck are those two DOING IN A TREE” 😂😂

Chad just..... Doesn't strike me as a Chad.

I understand how Gabriella feels. I am too hansome, too intelligent, and too powerful. I live such a hard life. Edit: Another problem of mine: I am just too humble. Like, people compare me to Ghandi. My life is hell. #relatable.

I'm gonna use "evaporate, tall person" as much as humanly possible now

It’s been almost 14 years and I still can’t figure out why this took place in New Mexico???

"EVAPORATE TALL PERSON" is a sentence that we need to talk about

gabriella: im too smart and pretty!! ugh, it's such a burden!! my story animated: i feel you.

"Because the strongest force at East High isn't the Wildcats, it's the WiFi" I mean, with that kind of real-time resolution, in 2006? … YEAH.

Sharpei: “Evaporate, tall person!” Me, 5’3”: relatable

Young adult party . . YOUNG ADULT PARTY . . *YOUNG ADULT PARTY*

I 360 no-scoped this girl with Chile Cheese fries and it ruined my life ACTUALLY HAPPENED

We all know that Chad’s hatred for theater was just internalized homophobia 😔

Is no one going to talk about how high school musical is just a more child friendly version of Grease ?

And these groups *S H A L L N E V E R M I X*

honestly the only explanation i can think of for why sharpay and ryan don't find anything wrong with having played many lovers roles is because ryan is way too gay to see anything romantic about it lol

A year later and I'm still waiting for Jarvis to talk about the second and third HSM movies

I just realized Jarvis looks like Troy and Gabriella’s hypothetical child........

EVAPORATE TALL PERSON! Thank you for reminding me of the best line in cinematic history

"they kiss with their eyes" boy, am i glad that wasn't literal.. id be terrified. edit forgot that this comment existed but when did so many people agree what

13:19 that "you mean like going left?" line is unironically funny and good writing

This movie came out when I was 17, in my senior year, and extremely jaded with the whole concept of high school in general, especially the drama department. Because it always felt like a super exclusive club that I couldn't get into because I wasn't willing to make enough blood sacrifice. So naturally I flippin hated this movie.

Remember guys, this is a comment section, not a hockey arena.

Did she just say "Evaporate, tall person!" ? Why aren't more people talking about this??

6:56 - Sharpe gets bodied trying to walk directly into a crowd going the other direction. No one notices, or if they do they don't care, and she is trampled to death. Her brother swears revenge and when Troy and Gabrielle win the contest unopposed, the school blows up. Credits roll over a burning east high.

"...and Troy blows off Chad, who is wearing a shirt that says, 'I come with my own background music'?" I need this t-shirt in my life right now

Why is nobody talking about how good Jarvis’ voice is?

my favorite line “EVAPORATE TALL PERSON!”

"They decide to exchange numbers on the two fossil that they use as cellphine" dying 😂😂

As someone who got cast as Ryan for hsm i died laughing

"Gabriella is suddenly nervous to perform, so she just goes to the sunken place" Glossed over it, but this is one of my favourite lines from anything, anywhere.

Just remember that the T in Troy stands for Ted Bundy

"Wait, all this time you've been faking right; and now you want to go break left?"

I’m too smart and too beautiful *actually happened*

Chad: _"you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator"_ My brain trying to remember High School Musical: _So she's a cannibal?_

Jarvis you crying to the end of the film and contemplating what the film means to you really touched me, it was such a raw moment, and perfectly articulated the way imperfect films or albums fit into our adolescence and then our lives. Your crying and singing and laughing at your own moment made me emotional 😭

"14 is too old to be watching the Disney channel" *Sweats in age 24* 😰

Jarvis: Do you want more videos like this? Everyone: Do what makes you happy, you beautiful man.

We did HSM as an end of year show and I got to be Miss Darbus because the teachers say that I am pretty similar to her. *And that was the moment that my self esteem left me to go on holiday*

High school musical: the musical: WILDCATS: dancers : teenage life : babushka : moms refrigerator : rubix cube shirt : “sChOol’S fReAkY gEnIoUs gIrL” : basket ball boys : human basketball ; basketball dad : fake right, brake left : vacay : young adults party(for young adults!!) : sHour uP : karaoke : Troy is “bOltIng” the lyrics up : fossil phone : cliques : ahh they are gonna run over me with their BOX steps : mOm mAh stomach ; grease?? : THE SERIES

I don’t know why, but I love this video so much. I wasn’t even a big HSM fan, but this video is just so wholesome.

"Omniscient oracle/DJ" I have the idea for my next D&D character.

Boys cry during Endgame. Real men cry during *_High School Musical_*

The fact that the High School Musical franchise takes place in the same area as Breaking Bad is something else.

Sharpey: evaporate tall person. me omg Sharpey is thanos

Chad: I hate musical theatre Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Why are you lying?

Ironically, Zac Efron played Ted Bundy, a serial killer

I love how, when Jarvis makes fun of something, he actually enjoys it, and when he acts like he loves it he is criticizing it deeply.

Like I know this came out over a year ago, so he'll probably never see this, but I always find people crying from happiness and nostalgia to be adorable. Like someone having that level of joy in their lives just makes me so happy

"I don't want to be the school's freaky genius girl again." ...

I remain convinced that HSM is just one elaborate satire

I was 9 when HSM came out and I was properly obsessed. I owned the HSM Barbie dolls and a necklace with a T on it. I learned the dances and sang along every single time it came on. I already liked singing and dancing but HSM was probably the thing that instilled my affinity for musicals in me. I'll always appreciate it in all it's cheesy goofiness.

i just remembered my old middle school did a production of high school musical... i was on stage crew and i had to draw 14 different wildcat heads and we only had like, two set pieces. the garden was literally just the cafeteria with fake vines thrown on. the production was god awful but honestly? the peak of my middle school career

Let's accept the fact that when you were just a kid you thought Highschool was like Highschool Musical

jarvis, my guy, we need a singing cover from you. asap.

I like how chad threatens to pull a Jeffrey Dahmer😂

"High School Musical: a franchise that hasn't seen a major installment in over 10 years" oh just you wait, Jarvis from 2 years ago

“She is my queen”, Jarvis could have replaced Kit Harrington in season 8 of GOT and nobody would bat an eye

Nobody: Not a single soul: Sharpay: EvApOrAtE tAlL pErSoN

can you imagine actually being a new student and trying to get involved in theater or basketball or the mathletes when the school musical is produced, the basketball championships, and the big mathletes competition thingy are all held only TWO WEEKS after the first day of school

Women nowadays: I only date tall men Sharpay in high school musical: eVApORate tALL pErSoN

Was about to go to sleep, but you know, that's fine

Um... why is nobody talking about Jarvis’s singing (he sounds really good!)

jarvis crying while watching hsm single handedly made my year, it’s so wholesome

I love HSM so much as a theater nerd kid, and 14 really isn’t too old to watch Disney Channel! It’s hilarious to look back on now, but it will always hold a nostalgic place in my heart and produced some real bops!

fun fact: Jarvis didn’t go to high school He was forced to sing everyday in basketball practice about making baskets This is why Disney has a monopoly on kids shows

Which had more hype leading up to the release of? Endgame or Jarvis’s HSM Vid?

10:59 WHO WROTE THE CAPTIONS HELP 😭

15:35 one accurate thing about high school musical, they got the shitty lunches down 😂👏