A security guard accusing you of having delusions of grandeur is absolutely hilarious! I bet he spends half the night laying awake in bed buzzing on the idea that he’s going to foil the next terrorist attack and be a big hero. What an absolute melt!
Prior to going to bed they get all dressed up in uniform and pose in front of the mirror, practicing their ‘official scary look’. Then they get up early just to make sure they get that rehearsed look just right. Positioning all their gear to most copy the look of cops.
I think he’s an ex copper, the badge and the attitude , he probably wears the badge so he can give it the “I was job” to any serving cops he comes into contact with
Is that the Phoenix pub in the background? Edit; AB just went round the front and confirmed it is. That area wasn't all fancy and pedestrianised when I was last there! Barely recognised it.
You went to university and you don’t know to say ‘an ex’ instead of ‘a ex’. You also spell embarrassment incorrectly. I’d suggest you’re the embarrassment.
That was too funny AB, in general security guards are a hilarious species when you film them in the wild like this. Mr ‘I’m in charge’ with his ‘thin blue line’ gangster patch was the absolute highlight, obviously used to bullying people who think he has some kind of authority but no match for AB. The look of total confusion when you simply dismiss every stupid thing he says is just priceless. You can see his brain just stalls as he slowly realises he has been exposed as a total idiot and is being owned by a man with a camera. I pity his family if he has one when he went home after his shift.
Seems like he's too used to dealing with students who are too scared to say boo to him. He has a total meltdown when someone doesn't listen to his nonsense.
One of those bully types who crumbles the second his empty posturing and physical appearance fails to intimidate someone. I wonder if his voice shakes so much when he talks to a pretty woman?
Have you dealt with students mate? 😂 Clearly not 👍🏼 Keep deluding yourself that this creator is actually doing something worth watching rather than harassing 😂
Auditing Britain, Long Island Audits, Amagansett Press are my favorite, I especially enjoy the fact that AB has such much fun and how Long Island Audits stays so calm.
It's just some triggers in society made on purpose by screaming lunatics. Those triggers are disgusting and we have to do something. It's not supposed to spread and destroy. Everyone can be motivated by something not being correct. I'm sure "security" developed in the same way. Our governments could make a similar job for AB and gain control over those issues, but they like the cheaper version as it is. It was thought out long ago that "The People" can push back on any wrong doing. The screaming lunatics do what they want and most people keep quiet about them.
This reminds me of a time I worked in Iceland as a teen. A man who looked just like this approached me and asked if we had any paper. When I said no he looked at me with shock, and exclaimed ' You are a food shop and you don't have PAPER?!? I laughed it off and thought what a fkn nut job. 10 mins later he comes past me and shouts "PAPER" holding a packet of peppers 🌶 😂
AB Love your work these guys reminded me of the three stooges. Old security guard could not let go of his ego and made the biggest fool of himself and the company he works for. 10/10.
The guy pretending to be a police officer said you have delusions of trying to be something else 😂😂😂 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant video, crying laughing thank you AB ❤️🙏🏻
AB didn't you know that once you put on a security guard or police uniform it gives you UNLIMITED POWER to use on any uneducated member of public. Security now even have the POWER to change GDPR laws🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@@patrickkelly7085 Being ex military myself years ago they had discretion and we're smart in appearance,they had pride and respect for a uniform. Now they are just self important self absorbed deluded gestapo styled goons who have no knowledge of the law whatsoever.
@@predatorhunteranon8315 Years ago when cops were dressed like cops no tats no beards no long hair they were just as corupt as they are today the only difference is they were dressed better., my parents would believe every word that came out of their mouths i soon discovered they would lie steal and do anything to get a conviction they must have all been athiests for putting a hand on a bible and telling lies did not trouble them at all.
Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧 2022 !! Our security services - who struggled to formulate a coherent understandable sentence in the English language - in England 🏴 Thanks 🙏 James ✌🏾
That was priceless... Him checking the door to see the name of the place he's supposed to protect, so they know where to send backup. The owners of the Ink well need to get a refund on this security.
I find it so funny that these people have no idea how much content they’re creating for him by staying there and engaging with him, bloody hilarious!!!
While they're bothering you doing a lawful activity, there's probably real security matters that need sorting out, what a bunch of jokers. Well done AB 👍
That argument can work both ways. Whilst it is not AB's rôle to protect third parties' premises by doing what he's doing he could be inadvertently distracting the security team from their primary rôle.
You should do some live audit sometimes! I mean having a group of people assisting you with their pad and taking notes. And laughing live about what they say. 😂
I do admire how you pick up on everything from the rental van because they can't afford to buy one to who they look like. You naturally pick up on all the little quirks and it's a good skill to use
@whybother now Ok I see I must repeat so here goes. Many companies find it cheaper to rent business stock because it makes life easier. Lessons from the US military who don't own most of their kit. Maybe it helps a second time around LOL
AB. Love you man 🤣 This was by far the funniest and i have no reason why . That old man was wounded as soon as you told him the law 😅 Just stood looking like a plumb 😆 Got this on loop 🤭🤭🤭
Brilliant work AB again. Showing them who is boss after they think they can tell you what to do. You say it all in only in your style! makes them look stupid. love it when the tables get turned!!
I just love the way that you mimic their accents to reflect back at those inept and uneducated wannabe security guards. Have had many laughs with your channel. Please keep doing more of this same stuff. Best of luck from a satisfied subscriber.
Disagree mimicking someone's accent is lowest of the low. AB got a strong accent and if someone mocked it he would not like it. This channel is slowly turning into a place for racists to get pleasure from others with accents being mocked.
AB you calling him a silly sausage is just too funny. It looks to me like these guys had zero entry requirements to their job. Thanks for another good video Sir.
