TikTok’s Newest Power Couple Are Siblings 

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Imagine a police officer shots you and then turns to the side and starts trying to dance going "what up dawg I'm the alpha" I'd ask him to shoot me again

Lmaooo Jarvis sounded like a confused mother on the Alpha one “Who is the Alpha?” “Why are they the Alpha familia?” “Why would they do this?”

She’s the popular girl who talked to the quiet kids as a joke and he’s the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in his second grade class

Her “baby” voice made me want to jump into space without a space suit

"They're stepsiblings.... And also boyfriend and girlfriend." *Jarvis is trying his best to understand how.*

The step-sister's "baby voice" legitimately activates my fight or flight.

She’s like Harley Quinn. She used to be a (sorta) normal doctor, then she started dating a very strange man, then she went crazy

I think it's actually pretty obvious what's going on here - it's literally just fetish content. There's a good chance they're not even related. I was on alternative fashion tumblr years ago & there were a lot of these same exact type of people. A girl wearing cute type clothes & putting on a 'baby' voice with a boyfriend who thinks he's an 'alpha', acting out overly possessive incest relationships (usually around people who didn't consent to see their fetish stuff or are under 18).

This entire premise makes me uncomfortable.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I don’t get the whole excuse “we’re not blood related so it’s okay”. I’m adopted into my family... and I’ve never found my brother or any of my male cousins attractive let alone further than that. There’s no excuse. This world is filled with eight billion people, you can fine someone who isn’t related to you

Honestly the weird part isn’t that they’re step siblings (STEP) it’s that they’re so obsessed with it and their relationship dynamic

LOLOL YES WE'RE FRIENDS!!!!!

The baby voice just ruined my entire life. Her shriek activated my fight or flight in the most accosting way. My eyebrows were so terrified that they are hugging one another and now I have a permanent unibrow. They will be hearing from my lawyers 💔

the way he said "there's nothing to be scared of" is equivalent to saying "don't be scared, kitten. daddy's here~"

Can confirm, step siblings do NOT shower together. I feel like that would be severely traumatic to both of us

Bruh I swear her “baby voice” triggers my fight or flight response

People complain about kids being "cringe" on TikTok, but it's the grown ass adults that make the worst content on that platform.

As far as I've found, they're not really step-siblings. Their parents were only dating. She said they've known each other for 6 years and met through their parents, who were dating at the time. They didn't start a relationship until 3 years later. So, who knows? If they still hung out because their parents were still dating or got married 3 years later, then yeah, that's pretty cringe that they would eventually hook up. However, if their parents only dated for a short while, but Diane and Jordie continued to hang out and get close, then that's really not that big of a deal. I personally believe the whole story is a hoax and that their parents aren't even dating, nor did they ever. Perhaps it's some couple that came up with the controversial story to get attention, views, and profit of their tik-tok account. Nothing draws more attention than a good scandal. That's why we're all here, isn't it?

"He's always punching. Why is he always punching?" Jarvis... he's white.

“SibLinGs that LoOk noThiNg aLikE chEck” Y’all literally aren’t related, I-

Imagine if they broke up... that would be an awkward Christmas dinner.

when you said "this is an insult to the cosplay community" as a cosplay i totally agree, as a member of the cosplay community we don't except them and we pass her onto the gamers.

*”Step-siblings that look nothing alike”* Me: *Ah yes the floor is made of floor*

He’s so alpha he didn’t even have to leave the house to get a girlfriend lmao

We’re definitely just watching someone’s kink

Its fucking hilarious how Jarvis's mock baby voice is infinitely less annoying than ths actual baby voice

Her baby voice awakens an innate desire within me to run into traffic

Y’all ever regret learning how to read?

Alpha: "Banana's are sus." Jarvis: "Can we stop using sus for like, homophobia please? That's pretty sus." *Alpha was An Impostor*

I once read about a married couple who were both adopted, and when they started getting into their roots together they discovered they were siblings who were adopted into different families. Oops! They weren't raised together obviously and didn't know they had siblings, and they were already married and in love, so they basically said, "...lets just make sure we don't have kids." I can see where they're coming from on that one. It's such a specific and strange set of circumstances. I kinda feel like that couple is technically committing incest, but morally and spiritually not really.

love how its SUS to eat a banana but not SUS to date your sibling

Her baby voice is not a sin It's outright blasphemy

I’m sorry but anyone who refers to themselves as an “alpha” is the biggest beta there is 🤦‍♀️

Alright, hear me out. I talk in a baby voice sometimes. I often don't realize I'm doing it until someone points it out, and I've looked into it, and I do it because of a lot of childhood trauma I have, which makes me revert back to somewhat childlike behavior and speech patterns subconsciously as a way to go back to when I hadn't yet gone through that trauma. Again, I do this without realizing most of the time. HOWEVER. My "baby voice" is NOTHING like this girl's baby voice, and her voice sends me into what can only be described as a rage state because it just reminds me of this girl I knew who bragged about having trauma to gain sympathy. Coming from a person who slips into a sort of childlike voice sometimes, it's not "cute" in my opinion. For me, it's embarrassing, because sometimes I do it when I'm anxious in public and when I realize I'm doing it, I feel stupid and get mad at myself. Idk, maybe I'm weird, but I don't see any appeal in doing a baby voice on purpose, ESPECIALLY how she does it.

Their relationship feels like a sibling style version of a popular kink dynamic, which makes this a whole new level of uncomfortable and not okay

I mean it's tik tok, who's surprised lmao

My theory is that they're not siblings and they're doing this for attention, but there's also definitely fetishes involved because they're WAY too committed to the alpha/baby thing 💀

Imagine going to the dentist and recognizing them as the step sister alpha tiktok girl

finding someone attractive while in a relationship ≠ cheating. You can't just turn off your emotions when you get into a relationship. As long as you're open, honest, you don't pursue it at all and you still love your partner it's perfectly healthy 😊 edit: the "don't pursue it at all" part only goes for monogamous relationships :)

Her baby talk is not even cute. It's just annoying.

I had a friend in high school, she was dating a guy she met in school, and after they started dating, her dad and his mom got together, and like a year later got married. So she was dating her stepbrother ... but they were dating before they were step siblings. Awkward and shitty situation though lol

The baby voice is the most traumatizing thing I’ve ever experienced and I’m struggling to get through this video

Bro the respect to cosplayers. 😊 As a cosplayer hearing someone say that Halloween costumes aren’t exactly cosplay feels great. We do put effort into our cosplays! Also shout out to poc cosplayers who have to suffer with idiots telling them they can’t cosplay white characters. We love you

“There’s nothing to be scared of, your step bro loves you” TF 💀💀💀💀

The fact that there's no evidence of their parents or even pictures that their parents are married/dating I don't think it's real. They think making people uncomfy will make them viral, that's it.

pause at 5:11 one of the goddamn captions is... "#alphabama" OKAY. *IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? CAUSE GOD DAMNIT I WISH IT WAS.*

This is why step porn is a problem... every day we stray further from the light of God. Also, we need to figure out some nomenclature for two people who's parents get involved when they're already adults. It doesn't quite feel like they're step siblings because they spent no portion of their formative years together. In cases like this where both parties are already at the age of majority when their parents get married I don't think that a relationship between those kids is inherently problematic due to the circumstances. To flip it around, if two adults are already married, then one spouse's mom marries the other spouse's dad should their relationship be retroactively considered incestuous? Should that marriage dissolve the pre-existing marriage from the now "step-siblings"? I don't think anyone would agree to that and it's the closest thing I can come up with for a reverse situation (it also occasionally actually happens). However, what IS a big deal is their fetishistic portrayal of it and putting it in front of an audience of pre-teens. That's just fucked and gross.

He’s the type of person that says, “I can make lesbians straight.”

*Jarvis is trying his best to be the only reasonable person on this twisted, broken world*

"those aren't halloween costumes, people work on that" Pretty much every halloween costume I've ever worn was homemade because as a kid I always wanted to be something specific and/or obscure that was never in the catalogs.

9:11 "srry I had to put myself in her shoes" LMFAOOOO

Why does this girl call this guy “The Alpha”? Are y’all wolves or something??

Jarvis can I call you a friend? Yes? These tik toks scare me so idk if we can be friends anymore.

Idk what was crazier to learn about my neighbors, the fact that they were married step-siblings with kids. Or that they were getting divorced but their parents were still together (aka a very awkward thanksgiving).

I just realized it while rewatching this. Her baby voice sounds like those mandrake things from Harry Potter.

The "baby" voice is like being in a microwave with a fork

im from alabama and im offended that they are culturally appropriating my culture.

This relationship absolutely stared in a phonographic manner

3:04 but y did he embody that emoji so wellll😭

*Jarvis uploads* Me: Oh good *_reads title_* Me: Oh God.

Ok this is the worst pre-porn storyline ever.

Jarvis doesn't know whether they met first or live together. Just remember what she says. "I'm so glad we're blood-related." THEY'RE HALF-SIBLINGS

Yo. Jarvis’s accents in this hit way too well. Impressions on point.

I blame porn for all of this.

Bruh thats not even baby talk its just an old ass door getting opened.

7:20 kills me he sounds so irritated about it LMFAO

Jarvis doing an impression of an emoji is something I’d never have expected to see, and I am happy to have my expectations subverted. Also, that guy’s boxing form is among the worst I’ve ever seen. His head and face are ridiculously exposed, and with the way he’s standing I’m pretty sure you could knock him over by lightly shoving him. It’s hard to imagine anyone finding him even remotely cool while he’s doing that.

I hate Diana’s “baby” voice so much that whenever I hear it I want to actually start sobbing from sensory overload like I’m not even joking

Honestly, his terrible punching form is what pissed me off the most. My god.

That woman has got to be a prototype for some type of emotion manipulating tech. Her baby voice can make anyone in the universe irrationally angry

Kurtis’s song comes in perfectly here 😋

the baby voice is literally a cheese grater to my brain

But even more disturbing is the fact that she's asking just anyone to tie somebody's straight WET HAIR on a pony tail, that's the devil speaking. Edit: I do realize this isn't everybody's experience, especially with people with curly hair. I wish to have discussions in peace and mutual willingness to understand each other. When it comes to something to do with hair, I can only speak for myself but I love to learn. I don't want to make anybody feel left out.

1:36 "SIR, you're gonna have to keep the noise _down"_

"Its been a hot minute since we last talked about TikTok. It's been a cold second, if you will. It's been . . . a breezy . . . couple of days since we last tocked the tick"

Me : goes to the dentist 😬 Dentist: hi my name is baby Me : 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

It’s made extra gross by how many times they acknowledge they see each other or address each other as brother and sister...

there is a VERY fine line when it comes to this stuff. it depends who was dating first. if the couple were dating before the parents met, that means the parents are the weird ones who need to split up. if the parents were dating before the couple was, then the couple needs to split up

Imagine you find your dentist on tiktok and shes making whiny baby videos with her step brother

One of my guy friends had a lovesick crush on a girl, then their parents met while picking them up at school, got married, and guess what he stopped that crush right away. Because trying to date your step sibling is weird.

Imagine seeing your dentist on TikTok showing off that she's dating her step-brother.

0:16 Jarvis: I’m Jarvis and I’m sorry. Me: Hi sorry, I’m Dad!

16:46 I love how the police sirens are in the background

Jesus. Her voice is like Fran from "The Nanny" and Janice from "Friends" had a screaming match with a banshee.

When they take “Step bro what are you doing” To seriously.

Jarvis with coloured lights is different than jarvis with normal lights

Hearing you say that shotout to the cosplay community was so heartwarminggg

That sudden "baby voice" gave my rabbit a heart attack

*"WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO"*

11:07 When he said "so we decided to just say..." I thought they were gonna announce their marriage.

15:24 Oh we *know* how he feels about *March* 😂😂😂

I am glad that tiktok is banned in India.

Applicable skills: Baby voice, dental hygiene, incest, and casual misogyny. Quality.

“Speaking English with an accent” HUN, EVERY LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN WITH AN ACCENT 💀

12:46 almost spit out my drink LMAOOO

I prefer Jarvis' baby voice than Diana's. It's less ear scratching.

In case the title of this video changes, the original title is: TikTok’s newest power couple are siblings

The only time I was wearing sunglasses indoors, was when I was suffering from extreme photophobia from some pretty powerful anti-depressants, and it hurt to see sunlight