maybe stop going to parties? 

CONTENT WARNING: This video references a video that jokes about sexual assault. It's around 12 minutes in and ends at 15 minutes. I intended to put this in the video, but i was in a rush and it got left out. my apologies!

I hate when people wear shirts like "Harvard University" , "Stanford University", "Greendale Community College" these fancy, rich, good, elegant schols.

"It's his 21st" Dude, my sister postponed her wedding. My dad skipped his 40th. My aunt had her first child and we didn't visit them. You're not the only one who has to change plans. There's still things you can do to make it special without throwing a huge life threatening party. Grow up.

He couldn’t cancel his 21st birthday? - My brother wasn’t able to visit the guy he’s been talking to for months. This guy is his first real relationship, and it’s the first time he’s ever felt this way about someone, and he can’t travel to Reading (which is about 2 hours away from where we live) to visit him. - My mother’s 23 year old cousin committed suicide. His family couldn’t have a funeral for him. - My sister is pregnant and we might not be able to hold or even see the baby (she’s not due until May, so we’re not sure about that one yet) The point is, everyone is making sacrifices in order to keep people safe. *How spoiled and privileged do you have to be to think the rules don’t apply to you?!*

That “it’s his 21st!!!” Comment really upset me because my graduation, prom, and entire last half of my senior year was ruined by COVID and while it was disappointing I stayed in quarantine and made the best of it, but no, you have to throw a giant party because it obviously can’t wait until your next birthday

are they lan parties? "no, NERD. they're COOL parties." oh. so they're dnd parties.

I'm 18, have no idea who any of these people are, and hate all of them. Is this what boomers feel like?

I didn’t even know that. Dixie telling people not to do something a few days after her doing it herself is the most influencer thing ever.

"I'm one of RU-vids riskiest creators!..." Maybe you're not longer worth the risk, Jake.

“It’s his 21st bro!” I turned 21 in July and played animal crossing all day. My villagers threw me a party and then I had food delivered from doordash. I FaceTimed my friends. That was pretty much it. It wasn’t a huge party and it was still a really fun day. For my sister’s birthday we all got face masks and sat on a zoom spa, since that’s her ideal day. There’s so many things you can do that’ll suit a person while being safe and social distancing.

"It's his 21st!" People have had to give up high school graduations, weddings and funerals, he can give up his 21st birthday...

"It's his 21st dude!" My brother's birthday was today. We had a zoom meeting with our family, we baked a cake, and we built a house together in Minecraft, which is one of his favorite games. There are many fun things you can do on your birthday which don't require having a big party with tons of people.

"Jeffrey...Jeffrey...Jeffrey, back in the 70s we didn't worry about AIDS, sex was like shaking hands" "...yeah, hence AIDS" I fucking love Community.

“Hi there, I’m Jarvis, and we’re all going to die” Such a heartwarming intro

There's just a disgusting amount of privilege that is completely lost on these kids. They're mostly white, rich and famous. It doesn't even matter if they get sick with COVID because they can afford to pay for treatment. They can catch it having a fun party while the working class will catch COVID trying to make sure they have a roof over their heads. It's honestly upsetting and I'm glad this is a incredibly small minority. I just hope that they're really not all that influencial.

Think regular parties are bad? Over here some teenagers had a “Covid party” and tried to infect as many people as possible in skerries

Uhm in Arabic we have no pronunciation of the letter "P" so we just say them with a "B" so yes property would quite literally be broberty

I just have a HUNCH, and don’t quote me on this, I can’t be sure, that these parties of 150+ people MIGHT cause a problem. Just maybe. I dunno.

Jake Paul is a horrible role model. His content switched from kids to adults without warning on RU-vid, he had a party with no distancing and masks, he got raided by the FBI before Onision.

my tia died from cancer i had to go to her funeral on a zoom, my cousin graduated this year did i mention it was on a zoom? My cousin had a baby recently did i tell you im not allowed to see him? and boi cant give up his birthday

"You can't make money if you die" *Laughs in painters*

“It’s his 21st he couldn’t cancel it” Well let me see what was canceled... My entire softball league In person school My cousins 3rd birthday My family’s first trip to disney in 7 years My cousin, Nate wedding My cousin, who tragically died of a brain tumor, had his funeral canceled My school play My cousins 22 birthday My brothers 16 birthday My 2nd brothers 13 birthday My dads 50 birthday My summer job at an animal shelter Special ed and IEP services that my brother had in normal school* All this crap was canceled, and he couldn’t cancel one thing? *This makes me really furious that the school would just stop giving him services without notice, my mom got an email that basically just said, “we are no longer giving your son services for his IEP” shites fucked

30 kids from my school had a “prom”, no masks, no social distancing, and we start school in a week. school doesnt require testing for anyone, and im praying that they dont cause an outbreak in school. Im 17 and only have one parent who’s 60 with asthma and id like to graduate high school with that one parent being there

If I happened to be a girl around those dudes I’d be so genuinely afraid for my own life

"It's his 21st, dude" It's his 21st and 20 last, dude

"I understand that you think not partying will put you're life on *hold* . However if you keep partying you may put others' lives on *stop* ." That is gold

The slight pause before Carl said his piece was a brilliant touch.

"It's his 21st." Yeah my graduation got cancelled.

Jesus christ, it's not that hard to stay home. I turned 21 too this year and instead of going to a bar, I drank at home with family. In my opinion, it was way better than going out and I'm sure my stomach agreed.

"it's his 21st" my girlfriend turned 16, and was going to visit me, but couldn't because of the virus. so instead we went on minecraft and got married

I just want you to know that this is my favorite video, from the shirt to the jokes and skits, just 100% gold

Jarvis Johnson: you can't make money when you die. Micheal Jackson: Are you challenging me

My aunty's husband had to be sedated because his case of covid was so bad. He was said to be steadily improving then died the following day. You can wait to say hello to your friends. She was never able to say goodbye.

> “allegedly putting other people at risk” > shows video footage of jake paul putting other people at risk

This is seriously like watching an alien species. I may never get to travel between the stars to distant planets and observe the strange lifeforms there, but watching these "creators" and "influencers" is pretty close to the same thing. I never set out to find out about the lives of rampant narcissists with room-temperature IQs but now I have, and it's been educational. Thank you, Jarvis, for opening a window onto this strange phenomenon - I now feel justified in thinking the world is more fucked-up than we can possibly imagine.

“These influencers can’t stay home” Me: What idiots “It’s because their walls are too boring” Me: That’s fair

They can do their jobs inside. You can make tiktoks without 250 people.

I'm happy you did a awkward pause when you were pretending to be a reporter on the scene, it made it seem so realistic.

Anyone that names their daughter 'Dixie' clearly has no respect, and would not teach their kids to avoid large gatherings

"Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her."

Imagine being able to do simple dances because you’re objectively not ugly in your own home for thousands of dollars a day and still finding it necessary to have large gatherings without masks while there are people who have no other option than to be in conditions that put them at risk.

“I woke up and I felt a little bit off so I got a test and it actually ended up coming back positive,” they are so privileged it’s that easy for them to get tests when they are putting thousands at risk that won’t be able to be tested as quickly as them. My blood is BOILING

The “broperty brothers” has me screaming

"a protest over the closure of gyms" (shows clip of a mosh pit and no police trying to beat their asses) about what I expected tbh

“A China shop wont let me, a bull in” Meanwhile I’m just thinking about that myth busters episode where they put a bull in a chinashop and the bull just walks around the stuff

How sad that people can’t STOP going to party’s when my problem is getting invited to them..

"Broctor, i'm here for my brostate exam" That there is was humourous

To quote my dad to all those apologizing “You know you are wrong because we are telling you, not because you made the conscious choice to not do something.”

I actually really hate the people going to parties, they make other teenagers look stupid

My brothers friends dad died. They had no funeral. He had a heart attack. His son was ten. But ya your birthday is important.

In behalf of all canadians: We apologize for not keeping track of them Nelks

as a 21 year old who holds a bank job i feel like a failed zoomer. i haven't even attended one party! (and that includes my own birthday party, which was me and my cat in my apartment)

I’m fr not about to just glaze over the “men” who made “jokes” about sexual assault and made light of the BLMM. I truly don’t know why we, as decent, civilized human beings, are forced to tolerate their sorry excuses for existences. I’m seriously just so tired of getting pissed of at this type of behavior.

“Hi there, I’m Jarvis and we’re all going to die.” Big 2020 mood

TBH all these people that are this selfish, entitled, and just generally have this bad of behavior and in turn influence. probably shouldn’t have the platform that they do.

Omg- if I was a teenager I would literally make a big gaming setup and never leave my room. I’d play Minecraft and watch anime ;-;

“Influencer” has to be the most pretentious title to date, it’s honestly sad where we have people who’s job is basically to upload nonsense like Charli getting $35k per upload...I use to think the bradberrys were trash, tik tok is a poison dude

is it bad that i have literally no idea who these people are besides jake paul? am i getting old? am i finally out of touch with the youths?

"its his 21st" umm couldnt you just cancelled that youre a grown ass man and couldnt cancel it what is he 5? Lets see what did we gave to cancel My 13th birthday Twin cousins being born ( not being at the actual birth but at the hospital ) My dads 40th birthday Real life school Being sick and not going to the hospital to not risk getting covid Not being able to experience my math club that i was going to go to My brother's 6th birthday Not seeing my family as much ( I didn't see them at all in the begging but now cause quarantine ended its getting better kinda) Seeing so many of my family get covid and if they die I can't say goodbye My sisters 11th birthday My twin cousins 16th birthday Seeing my new baby cousin ( I only saw him once maybe twice ) My cousins 14th birthday My other cousins 14th birthday Our trip on a Disney cruise ( that would've been my brothers first time on a cruise ) And my aunts birthday Allllllll these birthdays and more were canceled yours isn't important Jakey

"It's his 21st" I got to see my grandmother just once in 5 months before she died, we had to hand-pick 15 people for her funeral so some of her closest friend couldn't even see her one last time bc of social distancing, I spent my 13th and 14th sharing my cake via webcam with my grandparents as the only virtual guests and I almost killed myself during quarantine, he could skip his 21st without problems.

“Are they LAN parties?” “NO, nerd.” I feel personally attacked

Jarvis out here being a real dad. He would make a great father fr.

It's going to take a Jake Paul or equivalent getting deathly ill before they take this seriously. They think, because most are reporting it's affecting older people, they are immune. That isn't the case. This virus doesn't discriminate. It's wiped out entire families. Just sad to see their blatant disregard for human life. My mother is a high risk person & would never survive this virus. It just makes me disgusted by their behavior. They all deserve to get this.

my uncle literally have had to go to the hospital 4 times and stay like a week because they found fluid in his heart and some other stuff from the corona and we could not visit him or bring him food but yes have your 21st birthday i hope you had so much fun 😍

I hate how the guy who started the hype house said “we can’t stop! It’s how we make money!” As if many families, including mine, haven’t gone completely without work or income at all. The only reason we’re eating is because we get loans from the government. I swear, it’s like rich people stop being human as soon as they hit a certain amount of money.

It's ironic that the only people who call themselves influencers online are the worst influence possible on people who watch them.

Jarvis gives off such wholesome vibes and I can’t even explain why

These influencers just prove how much your brain continues to develop into your 20s besides that 31 year old

Hello, it is I! Resident teenager! I literally cannot express how EASY it has been to nOT GO TO PARTIES DURING QUARANTINE. IT'S SO EASY. THERE'S NO EXCUSE.

Its so stupid I just dont understand how little these people care about other people! Its sick

Jarvis Johnson is the best Chanel on RU-vid

Thank you for this. I can't see my Mum before or after her major surgery because of the lockdown in Melbourne Australia. My Mum is American so half my family is in the States. They are in Missouri and have been amazing with my Aunt Jan putting out back in March that people could make face masks and gowns for hospitals. Beyond that. If anyone in the Melbourne area is seeing this, help me. Help everyone who is trying to deal with family health problems. It all sucks balls. Gross sweaty balls but we all need it. Please, everyone. We need it

Jake Paul: I’m growing as a person Also Jake Paul: *PARTIES LIKE THERES NO PANDEMIC GOING ON*

Don't these "influencers" live in mansions?How is it hard for them to stay inside?

"you don't make money if you die" Couldn't have said it better myself

I turned 16 during this pandemic. My family didn’t do anything major, my mom baked me a cake and i FaceTimed some relatives. That’s it.

House party? More like house full of people that are not-so-smarty 😎 Sorry 😔💖

I think it’s funny how parents are complaining that WAP should be banned because Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are bad influences on their children (even though they’re not advertised as kid friendly) and just brush under the rug all of these kids not social distancing and having these huge parties from an app that consists of mainly impressionable children (when these influencers are well aware that most of their audience consist of kids)

Jarvis could actually be a 7-12 million subscribed channel if he uploaded at least once a week

Thanks for talking about it

“The one and only Danny Gonzalez” I thought there were two?

As someone that worked as Security in a Hospital in the highest peak of this pandemic, this is making me so furious. I had to keep out becoming fathers while their wives gave birth and they werent allowed to visit them...same with old couples where one might not survive. No one was allowed in and patients weren't allowed to go out either. I stood at the entry for 12 hours straight. Everyday. I saw people break down every hour with the difficulties of this situation. Im also 21. Seeing those influencer parties, how they just won't stop while *they* are the reason this pandemic continues and gets worse. Wear your fucking masks, keep social distance and wash your hands. How is that hard??

Fun fact: Because the pandemic, I didn't get to have a sweet 16 party.

Jarvis, I love you. You wear different colored shirts for ads so you can skip ahead, its so smart.

No one: People that haven't seen you in years : *HEEEEEY BUDDY WANNA HANG OUT? JUST A LITTLE KICKBACK THERE'S 45 OF US JUST CHILLING*

Is 21 young? Yes. Is it an excuse to be dumb? Hell no. I’m 27, my boyfriend is 22. We have to go to work every day and it’s scary as hell in a pandemic. I’m a flight attendant, he’s a nurse and part time emt. We don’t have a choice and these “kids” are out here partying not much younger than us, willingly exposing themselves not cute.

Awesome video Jarvis! I just love the thought that you recorded those little reactions like at 6:32, 6:34 and 6:57 like just the fact that you set up a microphone just for those bits is so pure to me!!

Jarvis is just the type of person you trust with your drink

It concerns me that people actually watch these teens' content?? How can someone have such low standards?? I'm so confused Edit: I'm referring to the tik tok clowns not Jarvis, friends.

Silly Jarvis, I’ve decided I’m just not gonna die Edit- I just remembered what my username is

i love your you know you...keeping speaking truth. you are a real one

My 21st birthday is coming up. I could technically go out with friends since the stay at home order has been lifted. But am I going to? No, of course not. I don't want to put my friends/family/coworkers at risk by putting myself at risk. I'm going to call my friends on discord and have drinks with my brother at home. Do I wish I could go clubbing with my friends like I've been planning since I was 16? Yeah, of course. But the safety of those around me obviously comes first.

"we can't just put our work on hold for a year and not make any money" Literally just dances on an app for kids to watch

In my country if people hold parties like this they would literally be arrested and CHARGED IN COURT for up to months in JAIL. there are real consequences and idiots won't be able to put everyone at risk.

"Its his 21st" ...My dad had to go on multiple business trips but he then had to be quarantined for two weeks afterwards, which often made us go three weeks without him (for context he's the families source of moral along with me, and i couldn't do much because i was feeling shitty yay depression) and he almost had to miss my brother's seventeenth birthday.

brovide made me HOLLER!!! You and D'angelo are my favorite thank you beautiful people for making us laugh

WOW people can’t stop partying

“Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” ― Nitya Prakash

For my best friends birthday (haven’t seen ever since pandemic) all my class came,but wait,we were in our cars,even if we didn’t hug,or touch each other,we both cried tears of happiness,I am very grateful even if I couldn’t hug her

That news bit gave me serious welcome to night vale vibes. Good work, keep it up.